Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Angry Crustacean]

Who's gonna be his Jables though?

Gosney already knows how to play.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Turns out he was later stopped on March 29 for expired tags for his Navigator and no proof of insurance!

Are Minnesota cops just not trained to spot DUI? Do we think Balldo had enough self control to not have anything to drink or snort while he was on the way?

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

God damn nick's kids for stealing his car registration, telling the cops where he would be, and then hiding all his mail so he wouldn't know he had fines to pay. Is there no end to their cruelty?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Are Minnesota cops just not trained to spot DUI? Do we think Balldo had enough self control to not have anything to drink or snort while he was on the way?

Everybody in Minnesota is just always drunk.

 

[RodgerDodger]

His career is destroyed and he’s working retail in his mid 50s.

The Image of a 50 year old Nick wearing a paper hat and working the drive through at a ClownBurger joint is hilarious and compelling.

Damit! Now I know what I want to see happen to Nick.

 

[Oxyjen]

God damn nick's kids for stealing his car registration, telling the cops where he would be, and then hiding all his mail so he wouldn't know he had fines to pay. Is there no end to their cruelty?

That fucking traitorous dog, dressing up as Nick and then driving all over the county, badly, clocking up tickets that Nick doesn’t even know about.

 

[Vect]

Are Minnesota cops just not trained to spot DUI? Do we think Balldo had enough self control to not have anything to drink or snort while he was on the way?

Assuming he treats his visits to the Imhotep household like booty calls, my theory is when he's swinging with April, he's high, then when he comes home, he gets drunk to come down. Since he's likely using good quality stuff, being high is generally harder to spot and test for, and presumably Nick can manage to maintain his composure on coke better than he can when drinking.

Either way, blaming his neglected family for something he's so bad at hiding is probably the bigger sin here.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Image of a 50 year old Nick wearing a paper hat and working the drive through at a ClownBurger joint is hilarious and compelling.

Damit! Now I know what I want to see happen to Nick.

He wanted to live out American Beauty. Nick seems to have forgotten about the job Lester took after getting laid off.

 

[Swiss46]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

 

[Chazzed Up]

As for millennials, I don't know if it's a fear of aging at that point, as they're still pretty young for most healthy people (for those with health issues maybe). I think it's just this need to stick out and be "unique", or like you said, to have some sort of impact and to have some sort of greater purpose. But really, while idk if you're referring to the girl in that post, but I really just don't see any possible way she's making any sort of profound impact by doing this.

Not that girl specifically but more the idea of being attracted to or desiring shallow companionship. Answering the 'why skeleton whores' question I guess. Nick would prefer the coked up whore over a companion his own age that has priorities focused on family. Not that that describes Kayla at this point either, but more the theoretical role they both should be filling.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

Perpetually drunk.
Perpetually high.
Perpetually swinging.
Nobody tells Nick what to do, NOBODY!

I mean, we're talking about a guy who can't be bothered to even do his laundry or feed his kids.

 

[Harm]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

Long answer: Y'know, it's funny and weird. The government wants you to pay money to prove that your car is your car when you already have been driving that car for years and paid money for it. In a libertarian society, the whole notion of car registration would be abolished because, honestly, who needs the government meddling in our affairs, right? It's like they think we're incapable of keeping track of our own belongings. Imagine a brave new world where we didn't have to jump through hoops just to prove what we already own. We'd be free from the endless paperwork and fees that only serve to line the pockets of bureaucrats. It’s such a simple concept, yet it seems utterly beyond the grasp of those in power. Besides, there's not enough time in the day to set aside, because working as an Internet public figure is something most people wouldn't understand.

Short answer: No, there isn't. He's a pretentious piece of shit.

Drowned raccoons

To clarify: He drowned 1 skunk multiple times. He claims he locked 2 raccoons in a shed with himself and beat/stabbed them to death with a hammer and knife. But shucks, that's just what a good 'ol country boy does to dem dere critters. Y'all city slickers wouldn't understand...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

In some states you can't if there are outstanding unpaid tickets.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Assuming he treats his visits to the Imhotep household like booty calls, my theory is when he's swinging with April, he's high, then when he comes home, he gets drunk to come down. Since he's likely using good quality stuff, being high is generally harder to spot and test for, and presumably Nick can manage to maintain his composure on coke better than he can when drinking.

That was only like a month before he got arrested he looked like shit and he was probably talking a mile a minute, but yeah I guess uppers are a little easier to hide when you're not mixing them with alcohol. If our wife was with him I would have just assumed they were a couple of junkies. If the state of their house was true imagine how nasty that car is.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

As a former offender (OK, I got mostly warnings, though the cop who pulled me over (for the third time) when I was finally literally on my way to get new stickers told me he was going to follow me to the dmv), I can say it's laziness (and, at that time in my life, acute financial anxiety). But laziness is the biggest factor. For Nick probably combo of laziness, bad attitude, risk-taking, hangovers, cheapness, poor time management (because hangovers), and lack of respect.

 

[skol]

If you knew someone who went deep into drugs, whether from a friends story or own experiences, then you know what a nightmare it turns into. Addicted family member won’t back off from any form of emotional manipulation to use against you for their own gain. „After all, we’re a family!” You might eventually grow up and cut them off. But guess what? It still hurts as hell if you have to do it.

People who say Rakieta’s children won’t be affected by the drug use in the home are absolutely retarded, sheltered, purposefully ignorant assholes.

The change of behavior and atmosphere in the house is a serious thing. Even for the young kids that don’t understand what effect drugs have on people. Can you imagine being a very young kid and seeing how your mommy and daddy steadily stop giving a fuck about you and instead prefer locking themselves in the bedroom with strangers? At the young age when parents are your HEROS?
And for the oldest kid? What are they, 16? In the future, or even now, that kid will have serious traumas. „What if I acted? What if I was more brave and put an end to it? It’s all my fault.”
Those kids have a gate inviting nihilism to their life already wide opened by now.

Rakieta doubling down after the jail visit is just heartbreaking. If that wasn’t a whiplash moment for him, then nothing will.
People say he should go to a rehab. But it won’t work. First, you need to *want* to go to one, *acknowlege* you have a problem. Going to a rehab didn’t work for many, more determined individuals.
He knows better than everyone. There’s no problem, no drugs, no adultery, no addictions.
I wish him some sudden realization that brings a serious change but at this point it’s just a vapid optimism.
Whenever the moment comes in the far future, it will be far too late.

 

[Oxyjen]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

There are no laws, and certainly nothing in the Constitution, about registering ones conveyance.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Long answer: Y'know, it's funny and weird. The government wants you to pay money to prove that your car is your car when you already have been driving that car for years and paid money for it. In a libertarian society, the whole notion of car registration would be abolished because, honestly, who needs the government meddling in our affairs, right? It's like they think we're incapable of keeping track of our own belongings. Imagine a brave new world where we didn't have to jump through hoops just to prove what we already own. We'd be free from the endless paperwork and fees that only serve to line the pockets of bureaucrats. It’s such a simple concept, yet it seems utterly beyond the grasp of those in power. Besides, there's not enough time in the day to set aside, because working as an Internet public figure is something most people wouldn't understand.

Nick doesn't deserve any kind of benefit of the doubt on literally anything. He is required to provide undeniable objective evidence for every single thing that comes out of his mouth, in my view.

The ideal Libertarian society sounds like such a great idea, but then you realize there are people like Nicholas Rekieta, who have zero accountability for anything, and cannot be trusted to do, or document anything properly. What happens when said person fucks with your property or well being? Based on the likes of Rekieta, Barnes, Vito, and their fans/enablers, I don't think that's such a great idea.

 

[Truly Rural]

He was pretty quick to pay 10k for bonds, 300-ish bucks for traffic tickets just wasn't his priority.

 

[Finger Pistols]

REKIETA UNPAID TRAFFIC TICKET ALERT:

HE DID IT AGAIN!

I mean, of course he would. For a trust fund kid, spending money on a speeding ticket is just a slap on the wrist. A lot of us had to pay for a ticket or repairs for our own fuck ups. For normal people, it stings to loose money that you worked hard on getting on a mistake and it will remind you to not do it again. To Nick "The Balldo" Rekieta it's the equivalent of asking Daddy and Mommy for a free get out of jail card!