Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I don't think he can go more than a few more years without ending up either dead or locked up. That is unless he does a significant course correct on the direction of his life, but chances of that happening are obviously not good.
Its retarded to give a figure but id say we have atleast a good 1-2 more years, i say this because at most it will probably take a year for the ratparents to actually move out finally and after that he will last a very short time at an apartment even if ratmom is paying the rent, due to his constant screaming all through the night hes gonna get evicted very soon (id give it 1 or 2 months max) and after that he will either repeat the process of getting evicted for screaming at a computer or already be out on the streets where we will be lucky to get a few irl streams before never hearing about him again.
but hell as far as i know ratmom might just crumble and bring him with them to their new house (that is if it even is a new house and not a retirement home)
if he doesnt end up out on the streets as a result of having to actually try to function in an apartment than id give him 5 or ten years before he dies due to his heart exploding from all the drugs
 
Agreed. I’m still convinced this isn’t sustainable. Bossman has been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers in pure milk.

Can he finally piss off Stake enough to get the boot (or have A logs do it for him)? Maybe. Some other posters have made a great point, they might not give a shit about the bad mouthing. It's a great deal for them. Will his parents do something about his vices? It seems they have already tried in the past and have failed. Do they boot him out when/if they move? Seems like a death sentence. Staying up for three days geeked out of your mind on amphetamines and not eating is horrendous for your health. Austin is in his 30s soon and those hits start adding up.

Austin has too many awful habits to keep this up forever, even if it’s fascinating to observe.
The biggest and most immediate question of sustainability revolves around the move and how far will Derrick Christmas drive to sell Austin crack? Mr. Christmas will probably know somebody who knows somebody where Bossmom and Ratdad end up, but will Austin get the same level of service from his new crack dealer? I've never done drugs and genuinely don't know how a new dealer would treat Austin. He and Derrick have a long relationship.

I'd think New Dealer would get a heads up that Austin is a paying customer who'll do shit like put up silver for drugs and he's worth keeping around. That doesn't guarentee that New Dealer won't decide that he isn't driving out that white boy's house tonight or fuck that bitchmade cracker, this bar is mine now. He'll come crawling back no matter what I do. Honestly how many crack dealers offer delivery service in rural Virginia?
 
The biggest and most immediate question of sustainability revolves around the move and how far will Derrick Christmas drive to sell Austin crack? Mr. Christmas will probably know somebody who knows somebody where Bossmom and Ratdad end up, but will Austin get the same level of service from his new crack dealer? I've never done drugs and genuinely don't know how a new dealer would treat Austin. He and Derrick have a long relationship.

I'd think New Dealer would get a heads up that Austin is a paying customer who'll do shit like put up silver for drugs and he's worth keeping around. That doesn't guarentee that New Dealer won't decide that he isn't driving out that white boy's house tonight or fuck that bitchmade cracker, this bar is mine now. He'll come crawling back no matter what I do. Honestly how many crack dealers offer delivery service in rural Virginia?
As a rule of thumb, you probably don’t want crackheads to know where you live should you be dealing. Delivery, or at a minimum a third location is probably safer for the dealer.

Biggie said, “never sell no crack where you rest at; I don’t care if they want an ounce, tell ‘em, ‘bounce!’”
 
As a rule of thumb, you probably don’t want crackheads to know where you live should you be dealing. Delivery, or at a minimum a third location is probably safer for the dealer.

Biggie said, “never sell no crack where you rest at; I don’t care if they want an ounce, tell ‘em, ‘bounce!’”
Yeah, that's why you have a trap. Just because you don't want crackheads at your crib doesn't mean you need to drive to theirs.
 
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A juicer asked Bossman to meow for $20, and then he continued to talk about "these weirdos have something with cats" (KIWIFARMS CAT WHISTLE MENTIONED), and do the gayest meows possible.



And then he made some money on mines and for some reason he did it again, because "it was worth a 100 bucks". Fag.



EDIT: The juicer just got banned for making a joke about the towel nailed to his wall. Worth it, 100%.
 
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eagerly awaiting the 14k to drop... until then, here is a young Birch (bossmandrew's dog):
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and a young Austin (2008 ) which I hadn't seen before:
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A juicer asked Bossman to meow, and then he continued to talk about "these weirdos have something with cats" (KIWIFARMS CAT WHISTLE MENTIONED), and do the gayest meows possible.

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And then he made some money on mines and for some reason he did it again, because "it was worth a 100 bucks". Fag.

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First we have bmj posted up looking like a lesbian and now he's meowing for money.

kinda :gay: bros...
 
Agreed. I’m still convinced this isn’t sustainable. Bossman has been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers in pure milk.

Can he finally piss off Stake enough to get the boot (or have A logs do it for him)? Maybe. Some other posters have made a great point, they might not give a shit about the bad mouthing. It's a great deal for them. Will his parents do something about his vices? It seems they have already tried in the past and have failed. Do they boot him out when/if they move? Seems like a death sentence. Staying up for three days geeked out of your mind on amphetamines and not eating is horrendous for your health. Austin is in his 30s soon and those hits start adding up.

Austin has too many awful habits to keep this up forever, even if it’s fascinating to observe.
It's sustainable as long as his mom keeps letting him live with them, as soon as she passes, he will absolutely torpedo

So I'd say we have a while. The numbers sound ridiculous to a normal person because they are ridiculous. However, Austin never will have to pay anything other than debts back. This isn't real money to him this is quite literally just fun money because he has no idea how money works and he's not getting any smarter.

For a fun comparison, Austin could take his entire family, including his brother, on a 7 day Caribbean cruise on an upscale cruise line by resisting the urge to spend 1/4th of his weekly reload.
He will never do anything like this, because that's like 4 whole rounds of high stakes mines or coin flip. That 12 seconds is worth way more to him.
 
It's sustainable as long as his mom keeps letting him live with them, as soon as she passes, he will absolutely torpedo

So I'd say we have a while. The numbers sound ridiculous to a normal person because they are ridiculous. However, Austin never will have to pay anything other than debts back. This isn't real money to him this is quite literally just fun money because he has no idea how money works and he's not getting any smarter.
I think his health will be a concern before Bossmom goes to the big casino in the sky. He isn't quite 30 yet, but that's when things begin to catch up with you. You basically feel invincible and have a a much easier time recovering from injuries when you're young, but that all starts slowing down. By 35 you're starting to pay the debts you took out on your body when you were young and dumb. At 40 you'd better be intentional about your health because the shit you used to do isn't going to fly even if you powered through your 30s and it'll begin to have harsher and more immediate impacts on your health moving forward.

We still have a lot of time left with Austin and he's young enough to bounce back a bit, but that won't last forever.
 
For a fun comparison, Austin could take his entire family, including his brother, on a 7 day Caribbean cruise on an upscale cruise line by resisting the urge to spend 1/4th of his weekly reload.
He will never do anything like this, because that's like 4 whole rounds of high stakes mines or coin flip. That 12 seconds is worth way more to him.
There is some irony in this, in the fact that a good chunk of cruise rooms are free/comped by the casino portion of the ship. Austin could probably just show them his gambling stats and his whole family would get the nicest suite on the boat. He would of course never do this because 1) his brain is broken and 2) he would probably get arrested on night 1 of the cruise for verbally abusing the dealers/violence
 
I think his health will be a concern before Bossmom goes to the big casino in the sky. He isn't quite 30 yet, but that's when things begin to catch up with you. You basically feel invincible and have a a much easier time recovering from injuries when you're young, but that all starts slowing down. By 35 you're starting to pay the debts you took out on your body when you were young and dumb. At 40 you'd better be intentional about your health because the shit you used to do isn't going to fly even if you powered through your 30s and it'll begin to have harsher and more immediate impacts on your health moving forward.

We still have a lot of time left with Austin and he's young enough to bounce back a bit, but that won't last forever.
The Bossmin is invincible stop lyin on his name rat
 
There is some irony in this, in the fact that a good chunk of cruise rooms are free/comped by the casino portion of the ship. Austin could probably just show them his gambling stats and his whole family would get the nicest suite on the boat. He would of course never do this because 1) his brain is broken and 2) he would probably get arrested on night 1 of the cruise for verbally abusing the dealers/violence
There's internet on ships, BMJ could unironically be living in a luxury suite in a cruise ship for the foreseeable future, gambling in casinos during the day and streaming on a laptop at night.

It's so funny to imagine what BMJ could do in his situation with a single iota of self-awareness
 
well u dont have to admit that bossmanjack losing his money over and over and over again is the only valuable source of entertainment for u, but at least shit like this spices it up every so often. and who knows maybe eventually once he gets banned from all gambling sites he'll finally go through with his "boy who cried wolf" thing and the world can live free of this retarded manchild, and live happily ever after.
Justin, just because BMJ tore your bussy up (DAMN THAT BUSSY NICE) doesn't mean we want to hear your revenge fantasies.

Seriously, if you want BMJ to kill himself, a pathetic crackhead who dindu nuffin, maybe you should lead by example.
 
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Better angle on the keyboard situation, fucking lol
 
Honestly how many crack dealers offer delivery service in rural Virginia?
He's a low discipline wigger so there's little chance, but you can't imagine how easy and cheap it is to order drugs on darknet markets. He will probably never get the discipline to do his own research for an hour to learn how to find the market, make a PGP key, and then buy the stuff with Monero, but it's really easy once you know how.
Hell I know people that only order the free drugs (new sellers/new products will often have free samples if you give a review to the seller afterward), I'm sure he would love some free 3-MMC, coke, or 0.5g of weed.

This isn't 2010, if you want drugs you just need Monero, an Internet connection, and a delivery address. You'll get your stuff even if you live in the most remote area possible.

He doesn't even have a car, it's not like he can drive to the niggerhood and just ask to buy crack from those standing on street corners.
 
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