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Mariposa Electrique said:
Holy hell, and these purchases are from the past few months. What does Chris do with all these toys anyway, I mean, it's like he can ground them up and snort them to get high. I know he just hoards them, but what other need do they occupy?
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The Hoard hungers for more junk.

Taargus said:
I've noticed recently that Chris dropped some significant hints that he was going to go Tomgirl.
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While that all may be true, I think the combination of having an overbearing mother, being a mama's boy, never being made to grow up, only having positive interactions with women, and hating men for multiple reasons was all the sign that anyone needed.

Clyde Cash knew, and that was way back in the day.

When I see that Christmas 2004 video, and Chris is doing that baby voice with the hamtaro while hanging off his mother and calling her mommy....AT AGE 22... That foreshadowed how developmentally handicapped he truly was. Oh and to top it off, after that he complains that he didn't get a girlfriend for Christmas in the after video.

And poor Bob, all he wanted to do was listen to Christmas music and talk about Fraggle Rock. I wonder if he ever argued with Barb about babying Chris too much.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
I wasn't following Chris at the time but according to the wiki he didn't upload any videos for the whole of 2012 and most of 2013. Although that was following his run in with the law and the death of Bob.
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Yeahh, the post-Bob blues really irritated me as a fan. It also caused a lot of the momentum behind the fascination with Chris to disappear. Most of the really good fan art of Chris is pre-2011. But since he basically said "fuck it" to the world and hid.

Also he was actually being trolled even during Bob's death. The "tomgirl" saga did not happen on it's own: some troon was pulling the strings and coaxing Chris into this behavior for years. They have since left, but Yawning Sneasle did a pretty good expose on who she thinks did it. I just, can't find it at the moment lol
 
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Mechanical Hugbox said:
Does Chris even go online much anymore, or does he just do thing IRL or on ps4?
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What do you mean by "go online"? Browse the internet?

He'll like, check his facebook on his phone and stuff. Maybe look stuff up on wikipedia. Watch youtube videos. That's about it.
Hortator said:
Also he was actually being trolled even during Bob's death. The "tomgirl" saga did not happen on it's own: some troon was pulling the strings and coaxing Chris into this behavior for years. They have since left, but Yawning Sneasle did a pretty good expose on who she thinks did it. I just, can't find it at the moment lol
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Heh, nah. @TrippinKahlua linked the thread. That was a joke.

The trolling stopped immediately on Bob's death. We were in the middle of "doxing" trolls to Chris when Bob died. i.e. with Alec as fatman, for example.

The tomgirl shit was completely Chris' own doing. He discovered that he could escape being an evil mayul.
 
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Marvin said:
The trolling stopped immediately on Bob's death. We were in the middle of "doxing" trolls to Chris when Bob died. i.e. with Alec as fatman, for example.

The tomgirl shit was completely Chris' own doing. He discovered that he could escape being an evil mayul.
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The Calling out bit was hilarious where Chris attempted to dox people based on faulty information. The people who trolled Chris-Chan truly were some of the finest people to grace the internet.
 
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Marvin said:
he tomgirl shit was completely Chris' own doing. He discovered that he could escape being an evil mayul.
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Just in his own mind, but he's still Chris in terrible lady-face.
FightenGnome said:
The Calling out bit was hilarious where Chris attempted to dox people based on faulty information. The people who trolled Chris-Chan truly were some of the finest people to grace the internet.
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Where are they, just because Chris went tranny does not mean these trolls should have gone away.
We all want another saga, are things over now, or is there another one on the way?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Where are they, just because Chris went tranny does not mean these trolls should have gone away.
We all want another saga, are things over now, or is there another one on the way?
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When Bob died, we all went "oh shit, we don't want to fuck with Chris right now", and gave up.

In general, it's pretty much infeasible to troll Chris without an IRL contact.

As we've seen, there have been a few people who've gotten such a contact, and that's the trolling we've seen in the post-Bob era. Those people fucked around for a bit, gotten the videos and content we've seen (Catherine, some info on Chris at Impulse, Jeff, etc), but then those people got bored and left.

Heh, I think we've exhausted pretty much every idea out there though. Chris tried weed, even. Like, I don't know what else to do. Maybe a Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls reunion album? (I still wanna get a Fuck Tha Jerkops cover though.)
 
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Mechanical Hugbox said:
@Marvin What do you think the likelyhood of us ever getting anymore Sonichu content, or has that stuff mostly died down for chris?
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Maybe Chris gets super bored at some point. Maybe a troll really into Sonichu gets ahold of Chris. (Any local Virginia spergs?) Maybe someone with half a brain sends Chris some money. (That is, they send Chris $1.12, and Chris only gets the additional $498.88 if he obeys.)

It's hard to tell.
 
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So what exactly happened to Jeff, the lesbian couple, Sonichu of America and the fabled "manager" gluing all the trolling from earlier this year? did the guy(s) behind it feel bored and quit or was that video of Chris humping and spinning a sex doll his endgoal from the begining?
 
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Marvin said:
When Bob died, we all went "oh shit, we don't want to fuck with Chris right now", and gave up.

In general, it's pretty much infeasible to troll Chris without an IRL contact.

As we've seen, there have been a few people who've gotten such a contact, and that's the trolling we've seen in the post-Bob era. Those people fucked around for a bit, gotten the videos and content we've seen (Catherine, some info on Chris at Impulse, Jeff, etc), but then those people got bored and left.

Heh, I think we've exhausted pretty much every idea out there though. Chris tried weed, even. Like, I don't know what else to do. Maybe a Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls reunion album? (I still wanna get a Fuck Tha Jerkops cover though.)
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What about.... More copyright bullshit?

1. Have a booth at the mall set up at the mall with a sign that says "Get your copy of Sonichu, signed by the REAL Christian Weston Chandler". Have it organized so as many Virginian trolls could be there as possible lined up and that it takes place on a day when Chris will be there. Heck even advertise it to Chris but make it look like a legitimate ad, then film the whole thing. Also have fake Sonichu comics.

2. Someone make a Sonichu video game and have it made by a Team Sonichu.

It might reignite his passion for Sonichu?

In the next 3 or 4 years, I may start the latter once my life has stabilized, but by then Chris may be in his 40s.
 
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FightenGnome said:
What about.... More copyright bullshit?

1. Have a booth at the mall set up at the mall with a sign that says "Get your copy of Sonichu, signed by the REAL Christian Weston Chandler". Have it organized so as many Virginian trolls could be there as possible lined up and that it takes place on a day when Chris will be there. Heck even advertise it to Chris but make it look like a legitimate ad, then film the whole thing. Also have fake Sonichu comics.

2. Someone make a Sonichu video game and have it made by a Team Sonichu.

It might reignite his passion for Sonichu?

In the next 3 or 4 years, I may start the latter once my life has stabilized, but by then Chris may be in his 40s.
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What if Batman called him idk
 
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Betonova said:
I hate Chris and he's boring.
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He will do something exceptional soonish. Maybe a fiasco at a polling station in a few days, or getting caught trying to sneak in during Black Friday at best buy or GameStop (or any other place he's banned from, like Fashion Square)

We can't know. All we can do is :popcorn:
 
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Marvin said:
When Bob died, we all went "oh shit, we don't want to fuck with Chris right now", and gave up.

In general, it's pretty much infeasible to troll Chris without an IRL contact.

As we've seen, there have been a few people who've gotten such a contact, and that's the trolling we've seen in the post-Bob era. Those people fucked around for a bit, gotten the videos and content we've seen (Catherine, some info on Chris at Impulse, Jeff, etc), but then those people got bored and left.

Heh, I think we've exhausted pretty much every idea out there though. Chris tried weed, even. Like, I don't know what else to do. Maybe a Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls reunion album? (I still wanna get a Fuck Tha Jerkops cover though.)
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Chris should try psychedelics.
 
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