Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[northstar747]

This is textbook addict thinking, and I love how, despite all his money and streaming success, Nick sounds like any boozer or junkie who mindfucks himself into thinking that he’s the outlier who got it all together and just chooses to party every day.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Can anyone explain to me why you Burgers carpet your floors? I'm getting a rash just thinking about everything that goes into it, especially if you have pets at home. At least with a rug you can roll it and take it to cleaners', with a carpet everything just gets caked into it.

It's an anglo thing the brittish do it too that's how you can tell they're closely related.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick has some dark triad traits which Are going to make things worse for him. He can’t shut up, and is remorseless despite losing his kids.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick claims he has been and will be abstaining from substance use of any kind (booze, THC, everything), and that quitting took no effort at all.

Quitting substances? Why does Nick need to quit substances? I thought the drugs were planted by the corrupt police and judge and Joe Biden and he wasn't using them?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick claims he has been and will be abstaining from substance use of any kind (booze, THC, everything), and that quitting took no effort at all.

PSA: Plenty of addicts are able to abstain from their drug(s) of choice for extended periods of time. What makes them addicts is that they continue to think, talk, and fantasize about their vices until they go back to them or get help. If detoxing was a cure, it would be all that’s necessary to rid oneself of addiction.

It’s also textbook addict behavior to claim you so don’t have a problem, guys! If that were the case, you wouldn’t even bother to discuss it.

Still, claiming you didn’t trash your only source of income, lose your five kids and catch felony charges over something you struggle with physically and mentally but just for the fun of it is not quite the win you think it is, moron.

 

[Vect]

Every new development with this guy is making me MATI, is he really going to start some Balldo Schism Cult over some fucking speeding tickets?

 

[JCDenthog]

It feels like only a matter of time until we get another incident with this board flying by at 50 pages per minute. I'm guess is that things will go crazy once the bodycam footage comes out.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick people usually just convert to Islam in your circumstance. There’s enough anti Christian ranting you’ve done that no one above a room temperature IQ believed you.

 

[GoudaChris]

We all remember what happened after the last time time he tried to do a “Bible” stream. God smited him and got his ass arrested. Let’s hope for a repeat

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It feels like only a matter of time until we get another incident with this board flying by at 50 pages per minute. I'm guess is that things will go crazy once the bodycam footage comes out.

Addicts never relapse either and anyways he’s not an addict he has everything under control just ask him!

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

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I am genuinely convinced this dude's forehead keeps growing a few millimeters everytime he shows up on camera.

He looks like trigger from Disney's Robin Hood

 

[sum ting wong]

Can we get a poll on if/when the iconic hedonism cuck shirt will make a return? I'm hoping when the religious larp ends it makes a comeback but I worry he might have thrown it out

 

[datura_binge]

I don’t really mind him, but I’ve only seen a few of his videos. Keffals and that clip with Destiny and Gundam. If he stopped blinking randomly it would benefit his presentation. Good stream so far.

I don't dislike muta but he definitely has some shit takes and talks out of his ass a lot. When he first talked about this Nick situation he spent the entire time defending Nick because "Nick was swatted by some kids" and didn't even know there was a search warrant etc.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nick people usually just convert to Islam in your circumstance. There’s enough anti Christian ranting you’ve done that no one above a room temperature IQ believed you.

Honestly, I am surprised he hasn't done this in the first place, but then you realize he wouldn't be able to drink. Not that it would stop him from doing so.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That haircut is almost peaky blinders levels of retarded looking

They had an excuse. WWI was traumatic.
When you spend 4 years up to your knees in muddy trenches filled with decaying body parts seeing your friends slaughtered with maxim guns you stop caring if your hair cut makes you look like Henry V's retarded cousin Oswald.

Nick has no excuse.
He looks like he went to an Amish Barber.
Is he planning on buying a Shrimp Boat?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Idk guys personally I just hope the next time Nick tries to rip off an Edward Norton character, it involves a rhinoceros suit

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

I honestly believe Rekieta's barber was on coke while cutting his hair. Did April do it? It's like an drunk Amish version of DSP's haircut. If he's looking to the side with his head held up straight, the cut line slants downwards in a manner that looks unintentional.

 

[somevan712]

Why doesn't Nick start each stream with a breathalyzer test to show he hasn't been drinking recently?

 

[keke]

I cannot stand the sound of his voice anymore, every other sentence out his mouth is some dishonest ambiguous statement implying a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything (which doesn’t exist) or a straight up lie. Months he’s been talking about how his life is so stressful and he has so many issues and crazy things happening etc etc implying some important family issues… but really he was just cancelling streams to make time to fuck literal whores and do cocaine with his pathetic doormat of a wife he pretends to respect.

And now he still gets to skirt responsibility for abusing his children by claiming it’s just one jealous bitch at church who doesn’t like him. Just fuck off. He’s so deeply unpleasant and lies about every aspect of how he presents himself. The fact he is actually getting away with this in any capacity given how his entire family seems to enable him is so irritating.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also I think he's sick of people saying he's spiking his soda cans because he opened this one on stream.

Yeah, opened one on stream and then put it down below the camera right next to the one he filled with booze.
Balldo Gump thinks he's slick.