Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%
  • Total voters
    268
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
"No one knows what it's like to be me."
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Got me there Nick. I never tanked my life getting addicted to drugs and alcohol, destroyed my marriage, neglected my kids and permanently damaged my relationship with them, torpedoed my once successful show, alienated my fans. How's that feel buddy? Have a drink. You've earned it.
 
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dustnight said:
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I fixed that for you.
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Strix454 said:
There is another Gino stream which supposedly has texts with April from two weeks ago. Has this ever been summarized in the thread?

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Checked out the stream you linked to from May 25, 2024. Here is a summary with relevant clips edited together (Gino is easily distracted with superchats and tangents).

2024-05-25 Gino and April Text Stream:

Gino had reached out to April the previous day (May 24th), not expecting a response. The message was very positive about her. Gino also said that he thought she had been taken advantage of and that "we are the sum of everything that put us here right now in this moment".

April did respond though, and said that the charges were dropped because this isn't who she is, she is not an addict, and is healthy. April claims to have told this to Aaron days ago and proceeds to blame the Internet for her name being ruined. She claims that she can't address it without adding fuel to the fire. April says that the Rekietas have given her a home and any support she has ever needed during her hardship (Gino interprets this as the divorce from Aaron).

Gino points out on his stream that he never called her an addict and explains that the Internet isn't as impactful as people think it is, meaning April's life isn't over yet. Gino also thinks that the Rekietas groomed her (and Aaron to an extent) into their lifestyle of cocaine and swinging (Keanu agrees offscreen). Aaron texts Gino during the stream in support of what Gino said, and claims that he was deemed "evil and jealous". Aaron also asks for a copy of the text where April said the Rekietas gave her a home. Gino baits Aaron into visiting since he's allowed to leave the state and they laugh.


April says that the Rekietas are good people. Gino tells the stream he doesn't think so, gives April a lot of credit, and wants her to get away from them. Keanu already didn't like what Nick was doing with April at this point, but Gino decides not to focus on Nick being a bad guy. Instead, Gino wants to focus on April making the most of her "get out of jail free card" by moving forward and away from the Rekietas.

Gino told April to go home to her family (parents) to get some stability. April responds that she is healthy and that her mugshot makes her look worse than she is. April claims she isn't an addict because she didn't buy the drugs. April also asks Gino not to join in making fun of her with others. She also claims her life is ruined and it wasn't even her doing, to which Gino asks the stream/Keanu if he is putting too much emphasis on her getting off scot-free and being able to walk away from this (as long as she keeps moving forward and doesn't go back to the Rekietas).


April says that she's left to pick up the shattered pieces and she can't trust a soul. Gino sees this as a good thing because April has her whole life ahead of her and a corner the Internet doesn't have to ruin her life. He told April to stay healthy, stay true to herself, that he's seen people get taken advantage of and the Rekietas should have watched out for her more. Gino then reiterates that everything that happened in the past is what makes us who we are today, so learn from it and you'll become a better person for it.

April goes back to defending the Rekietas and claims that she is a good person and that Aaron and the Internet have ruined her life. April also doesn't know how to get it out there that the charges were dropped, to which Gino says onstream emphatically "WE KNOW. APRIL, WE KNOW."

April continues to claim that the charges were dropped and the mugshot "isn't me" and that she's a loving person. Gino tells April that the Internet hasn't ruined her life, but rather revealed who her real friends are. April reiterates that now she has to pick up the pieces now that Aaron and the Internet shattered her life. Gino tries to be supportive, April wishes she'd never been on the Internet, Gino downplays the damage to her reputation... and so it goes.

Gino signs off by saying giving advice that sounds like something a parent would say ("those people aren't your real friends") and segues into advising April to go be with her parents who sound like people April can turn to in her time of need.


Gino seems to think that April is younger than she really is and treats her like a wayward teenager. He speaks like a concerned friend, though streaming about their interaction wasn't good for the relationship.

That said, Gino really doesn't think the Internet is as "real" as some people think so that probably informs his decision to talk about it. He thought it was a good conversation and that it would garner sympathy for April, who he said was really hurting. Naive, but understandable to a point.

Some notable takeaways from April:

April seems to think she isn't an addict because she didn't buy the drugs.

April seems to have disassociated herself from the person in the mugshot in a way that helps her somehow cope with what she's done.

April's takes no responsibility, blames Aaron and the Internet, and plays the "friendless victim" card. This makes it possible that Nick will lean into this and claim that he knows what it is like to be so misunderstood/oppressed by "the Internet" to leverage intimacy with April and keep her isolated (running counter to Gino's narrative that the Internet doesn't have to define your future if you keep moving forward).
 
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200MB said:
Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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The best part about watching him drive like an idiot is knowing he's going to get another ticket. And eventually his strategy of ignoring the tickets, court dates, etc, because he doesn't have the time for Zoom court catches up to him. The road pirates don't arrest for civil traffic but they do tow and impound. Please have video of the road pirate that tows his car, inventories it and finds the rest of the coke stash. It will be fun to watch his hubris parlay a $100 fine into a $2000 tow, impound, fine and penalty.
 
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"will i always be innocent, i have no idea"
I do Nick.

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"When you want to not do something you just not do it"
Thats why he was absolutely shit faced everyday on stream?

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He immediately conpared his alcoholism to George Floyd saying
"George Floyd wasnt addicted to that cop's knee!"
 
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Watching him weasel his way through what he claims happens vs the massive state conspiracy to bring him down is just boring at this point. Literally piles of nothing words on top of nothing words to say basically nothing.

Eventually he'll slip and say something damning. It's so predictable at this point. His world view where he could trick people and get away with it is crumbling in real time and he doesn't have any other moves up his sleeve.

What a fucking loser.
 
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Nick claims he has been and will be abstaining from substance use of any kind (booze, THC, everything), and that quitting took no effort at all.
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Now he's talking about how much he appreciates people taking time out of their day to pray for him. Even though he's said before that prayer doesn't do anything because why tf would God care about your pissant little life you retard.

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And now he's literally reading out of his Bible on stream. HE CAN'T GET THROUGH A VERSE WITHOUT STOPPING TO TELL A JOKE.
 
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200MB said:
Nick claims he has been and will be abstaining from substance use of any kind (booze, THC, everything), and that quitting took no effort at all.
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I believe him, he replaced all of those things with doritos, butter, energy drinks and pre-boiled eggs.

His thread is getting moved to deathfats before 2025 hits.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
Got me there Nick. I never tanked my life getting addicted to drugs and alcohol, destroyed my marriage, neglected my kids and permanently damaged my relationship with them, torpedoed my once successful show, alienated my fans. How's that feel buddy? Have a drink. You've earned it.
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Every time he thinks he sounds clever, he just makes him sound like more of an asshole.

Apparently he didn't even consider that non-abusive non-cokeheads wouldn't "know what it's like to be him."
 
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