Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[DagothUr]

Gameplay review -

Negatives:
- Yep. As expected, the combat is fucking shit action slop.
- All the demon designs are completely different, they look extremely generic.
- Tevinter is just some cyberpunk police state.
- Wheel again

- Rich dialogue and choice

- Faggot quips from all the characters. But not that bad. Yet.
- Already heard a singular they used for that detective bitch. Who might be voiced by a troon? Something sounds off about "xer".
- Check our their cool demo character:

- Solas is retarded. Has the most generic "bad guy thinks he is Le Good guy" thing going on. Fucking nigger is summoning demons that are massacring millions and he just says "I have no other choice. I've done everything I can to minimize damage ".
He gets mogged by scaffholding holding up a line of dominos.
- Walking simulator sections with no gameplay. Just walk forward while the next cutscene loads.

Positives:
- The music seems good?

Summary:
Yep, its a shitty marvel """narrative""" """game""" with generic action combat, retarded villains, retarded faggot tranny companions, heckin' stong girlbosses, diversity, FoTM writing and aesthetics. Etc. Looks exactly like Suicide Squad.
Companions seem to just be AI contolled, coincidentally, all of the ones in the demo are ranged based (mages & archers). And it seems that will be the case in general. Probably because the retarded DEI pajeet devs can't figure out companion AI that can do more than stand around and shoot projectiles.
You only need to look at one AAA game released in a year and you've seen all of them.
It's fucking over bros. Dragon Age is dead.

Spoiler: Schizo Theory

The chat is so weird. Constant spamming of "W" and the most generic shit "WOW THIS LOOKS SO COOL" "PRE ORDERING NOW!!". It has to be paid hype surely? That shit looks so fucking bad, to anyone who played any Dragon Age game before.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Trailer so far:

• Bioware chose a nig as the PC
• heavily scripted
• "edited" to make it look less like Marvel shit
• gameplay looks uninspired and generic
• remember when there weren't many mages and so you had to kill them before they cast fireball? That's gone, now mages are just weak mooks
• action wheel for the Mass Effect memberberries
• Neve's introduction and dialogue is pure Marvel/Whedon shit
• Game plays like the Frostbite games (DA:I and ME:A), not in a good way, why did this take ten years to make?
• the facial animation for Varric before he runs up to confront Solas is terrible, there's something off about it but I can't put my finger on it
• They're not showing off tactical mode or ability to control companions
• One of the problems with Solas wanting to break up the Veil in DA:I ("what about the demons?") still doesn't have an answer.
• As @Mola Ram says below, voice acting is not good.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Action combat with cooldown abilities.
Nice RPG you have there, retards.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yep. As expected, the combat is fucking shit action slop

Harding looks even worse than in the reveal, a surprising amount of the voice acting is trash, and Minrathous is full on "we're using magic to mimic exactly loudspeakers and spotlights."

Urrrrrrgh.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Looks better than the dogshit trailer. Dialogue seems on Inquisition-level, which is not a high bar.
Tevinter looks boring for being a super-powerful mageocracy. A flying citadel with spotlights and magic cannons.

Underwhelming to meh at best. When Inquisition seems to be the benchmark you try to reach, that's sad.

 

[Sailor Swift]

So....we can't actually use advanced combat tactics anymore or micromanage our party? Like...there's no battlefield management anymore? Then what the fuck is the point?

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Hoe ugly are they going to make Morrigan? If she's not hot as fuck with her tits out, this game can go to hell.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

"RPG"

 

[Divine right to rule]

So....we can't actually use advanced combat tactics anymore or micromanage our party? Like...there's no battlefield management anymore? Then what the fuck is the point?

Well, there is probably a troon or nonbinary companion you can aromantically fuck.
Doesn't that make you want to buy it?
No?
Well, then the game will probably bomb.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Looked like some God of War Ragnarok shit lol
The voice acting for that autistic chick with a giant card on her head was ass.
Everything else was fine at best.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Yup Bioware is 100% going to be shuttered. There is no fucking way this is going to move enough units to offset 10 years of development costs.

EA would be better of hastily canceling this and trying to recoup the dev budget via tax write offs.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Hoe ugly are they going to make Morrigan? If she's not hot as fuck with her tits out, this game can go to hell.

Didn't they already clothe her up in Inquisition? I would be a tad iffy of granny boobies in Deadname to be frank.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Hoe ugly are they going to make Morrigan? If she's not hot as fuck with her tits out, this game can go to hell.

Are you into hairy male dwarfs? Because that's the only character with cleavage...

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Gameplay looks very stale. its the same attack>attack>dodge>attack loop and the enemies barely do anything to fight back. The dialogue wheel is back and looking worse then ever before. your choices wont matter in the grand scheme of things just like the older games.

Remember the dragon age 2 saying? "when you press a button, something awesome happens". even if the combat of DA2 was not that good, atleast it felt like it had some weight. shit did happen while you were pressing buttons. this just looks weightless and floaty.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Quite an accomplishment to make a worse dialogue wheel than FO4.

 

[Psyduck]

Lmao watch them kill off Solas in the beginning and introducing some lame new god or whatever as the true villian

 

[DavidS877]

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"RPG"

This isn't Bioware, there's no option for "Kiss Harding"

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Didn't they already clothe her up in Inquisition? I would be a tad iffy of granny boobies in Deadname to be frank.

They did, but she was still sexy and had sex appeal. OG Morrigan still wins, wearing almost nothing and being hard to get.

 

[Asian tech support]

So much for the tranny who said they're gonna have their name in the credits of an "awesome" game this fall. Blow it out your ass, nigger, this is gonna make Forspoken look like a classic.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Making all characters bisexual but also so ugly no one wants to fuck them is like chef's kiss of retardation.

Only two devs would do something so ridiculous, Bioware and Bethesda.