Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

Where he's at, there's no combing back from a head shave.
It'll be patchy forever and he can no longer get away with telling the barber to leave the top alone.

Nick.
We know you’re reading.

You have precious little time left to get the ultimate haircut. Last chance. I don’t want to see you stream again until you achieve the dream.

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[Spudnik]

He’s gotta try and appear to be a good Christian boy when the videos and everything get shown at court. This is him basically putting on a “reformed” act.

He's literally going to try to pull an ATHF Bible fruits, hilarious.

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This haircut is legitimately so awful, you'd swear it was a punishment haircut, like fellow, and literal, lolcow Shannyforchrist gave to Rev way back.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I watched one of the Nick clips on Elissa's channel: "To the People Who Think Nick Doesn’t Care About his Family or Kids (June 10, 2024)"

Nick was back to trying to LARP "trad dad" again. Lots of talk about being a husband and a father and masculinity. About talking how men have to be the shield of their family. But at the same time completely clueless and delusional about how he had totally failed in both roles.

You didn't defend your family Nick. You got your wife sent to jail and put behind a long list of charges. You didn't defend your kids Nick. You got kids taken away from you because you couldn't even be competent junkie.

In every word, you can see the gaslighting, sociopathic coward and liar that he is & has always been. Even now, he doesn't care in the least about wife or children. His ego and unearned pride is worth more to him than seeing his wife go to prison or losing his kids for a long time.

Ìt just shows how much damage he's done with all the drink and coke if he's unironically trying that shit.
That guy is a fucking shit, selfish fuck of a Father, good Fathers don't neglect their kids.
Good Dads don't let their kids go hungry.
Good parents don't have CPS investigate them for neglect.
Good Fathers don't decide getting drunk and high is more important than their kids.
Good Fathers don't bring junky whore human fleshlights into their family home.
Good husbands don't turn their wives into drug addicts.

Nick is a shit husband, a worse Father, and a joke of a man.
Men worth being called men don't become willing and happy cucks and let people fuck their wives.

If he thinks he's anyone to talk about parenting, family or responsibility he's even more deserving of his new haircut than I thought.
Balldo Gump is a failure as a parent, and if his kids don't despise him now they will when they get old enough to understand he chose drugs, booze, and random faggots online sucking his dick over them.

Have another drink Nick.
You earned it, and that haircut.

 

[demicolon]

Why did he feel the need to shave his head in such a way that shows how badly he's balding?
It's not that hard dude, cut the sides short and grow the scalp.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm reminded of this guy who got taken in for an interrogation because his girlfriend was found murdered in his apartment, and he was there ambling about the house. He kept telling the cops this bizarre story about his friend's dad breaking in and shooting him in the eye with a bow and arrow, and it turned out he had been shot in the eye—with a gun, and a .22 round was lodged in his brain.

Oh, that's the Ryan Waller case. I am familiar with it. FYI, he was actually shot TWO times in the face. Whole thing was sad.

Anyways, maybe Nick had a point that would have been more clear if he were clean and sober, but I doubt very much it was that funny or profound. He's a shit comedian in general. Just like his daddy Daxipad. Think Maya "diaper fetish" joke (in which he seemed to be somewhat sober). I still wouldn't put too much thought into it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Same energy:

Fun fact: Sheen did, in fact, relapse — multiple times. I don’t know his status today but a few years ago he was at least sober enough to admit he’d acted like a prideful retard and was full of fucking shit.

Nick will never have the humility to admit shit.

 

[Goatchoker]

I watched that shanny and rev live and it was the funniest god damn thing.

Nicks haircut is really really really fucking bad. I almost feel bad for him…..

 

[Tablet County]

Anyways, maybe Nick had a point that would have been more clear if he were clean and sober, but I doubt very much it was that funny or profound. He's a shit comedian in general. Just like his daddy Daxipad. Think Maya "diaper fetish" joke (in which he seemed to be somewhat sober). I still wouldn't put too much thought into it.

I dunno, to me it's fascinating to untangle the gordian knot of Nick's wetbrain, if only because of all the hoops he jumps through trying to tell really limpwristed, basic bitch jokes that weren't even funny a decade ago.

 

[TurboNAS]

There’s social interaction scripts for dealing with these situations. Look at any politician caught with their pants down.

You stand in front of the camera with your wife next to you and give a short speech about how sorry you are, how much you love your family and community and you’re going to take some time to reflect and make amends for this terrible lapse in judgment.

Is it honest? Of course not, but it’s expected.

Ho ho ho, look at you dumb idiots. Nicky is so much smarter and big brained and he’s got a new script - it was everyone else that’s to blame and you need to stop believing your lying eyes. Here’s a Biblical story about another guy that had problems but he turned out to be a good man so by the algebraic transitive property Nicky is also a good man so stop bringing up all this nonsense.

Frankly, he’s embarrassed for YOU that you can’t see he was set up and as the head of his household it’s his duty to set the record straight and get back to streaming and he hopes you all make a million dollars.

 

[Null]

This 5,268 page long thread is viewed by thousands of people. If your post does not add to discussion about Nicholas Rekieta and his family, it does not need to be made in this thread. Stop sperging about shit like gun rights and have some respect for the people just trying to keep up with what's happening.

 

[Sammich]

Yup. It'll be funny to see Barnes and Co try to explain why it's fine it happened to Hunter but not fine when when it happened to Balldo

If Barnes and his fellow faggot right grifters haven't came out and called the Hunter Biden case a pile of horseshit, well, I'll lose respect I didnt' even know i had for them. The hunter stuff is simple really, (and pretty much the same way i feel about rackets). HAHAHHA, get fucked faggots, it's bullshit on its face, but who gives a shit when it happens to people i dislike.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He's literally going to try to pull an ATHF Bible fruits, hilarious.

I was thinking about this when Nick said he was getting rid of the liquor. Specifically imagining him with a wrench trying to drink it out of the pipe.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick will never have the humility to admit shit.

Nick will admit that he is disappointed people believe the state narrative, as it is only supported by facts and evidence.

 

[Heed Not]

This 5,268 page long thread is viewed by thousands of people. If your post does not add to discussion about Nicholas Rekieta and his family, it does not need to be made in this thread. Stop sperging about shit like gun rights and have some respect for the people just trying to keep up with what's happening.

Wen bodycam? In part because evening plans were canceled but also because the thread will inevitably become off topic until either that, Nick returns to YouTube, or his court date.

Rekieta trying to use David as an analogue is really disgusting because of what it suggests about Nick's own children. Rekieta can't even repent like David could, and David suffered for his sins through the tragedies of his own kids. Is that really what Nick wants? Is it something he's willing to accept because he can rationalize himself as a Davidic figure? I really hope those kids can have a good life, because it's very clear Nick doesn't give a shit.

Nick's kids are an extension of his status. It's just a way to declare himself a success in the biological sense because he's already become one in the financial sense (usually the hard part) essentially the moment he became an adult via family money. He doesn't hate them but he cares about them to the same extent you care about any status symbol.

 

[SargonF00t]

Clearly all the allegations of him neglecting his children and being an all round piece of shit are false.

No man guilty of what he has been arrested for, would look this carefree otherwise.

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[Null]

Wen bodycam? In part because evening plans were canceled but also because the thread will inevitably become off topic until either that, Nick returns to YouTube, or his court date.

They said 10 days ago last week.

 

[Molag Bal]

There’s social interaction scripts for dealing with these situations. Look at any politician caught with their pants down.

You stand in front of the camera with your wife next to you and give a short speech about how sorry you are, how much you love your family and community and you’re going to take some time to reflect and make amends for this terrible lapse in judgment.

Is it honest? Of course not, but it’s expected.

Ho ho ho, look at you dumb idiots. Nicky is so much smarter and big brained and he’s got a new script - it was everyone else that’s to blame and you need to stop believing your lying eyes. Here’s a Biblical story about another guy that had problems but he turned out to be a good man so by the algebraic transitive property Nicky is also a good man so stop bringing up all this nonsense.

Frankly, he’s embarrassed for YOU that you can’t see he was set up and as the head of his household it’s his duty to set the record straight and get back to streaming and he hopes you all make a million dollars.

What you're describing is found in the private sector on a larger scale: The difference between American and European PR strategies for crisis management vs Japanese and sometimes Korean ones.

The Japanese approach to managing a pr disaster is to trot out the person in charge of what happened and have him issue a public apology and a promise to do better in the future.
>We are sorry for what happened and we will do our best to correct or avert this mistake going forward
The western approach to managing a pr disaster is to deny everything, never acknowledge any wrongdoing, pretend like everyone did everything right and any impression otherwise is just ignorance on the customers' part, paired with trying to shame upset customers into silence by calling them sexists/racists/homophobes/etc.
>There's nothing wrong with our product, we did everything perfectly! There are no issues. If you don't think our product is the best thing ever, then you are simply too stupid and under qualified to understand and appreciate how great it is. Look at all those experts we hired, they all agree the product is great, clearly they know better than you, we are the experts here trust the experts.

Nick has always stuck to the western model on managing hedonis2 and all the stuff that followed. And he's facing all the drawbacks that come with it. He's tried this for at least 2 years now and it has not endeared him to his outraged viewers, it's done thr opposite.

I'm just saying, Nick. Now might be the time to switch models and show some remorse. Because if you don't, that yass queen German shepherd of a judge that replaced Fisher will have zero reason to believe you won't reoffend given the chance.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

If anyone is wondering about Nick and his WEIRD AND FUNNY fixation on Koreans, it’s likely because his grandpapa, Paul Rekieta, served in the Korean War as a Sargent in the 3rd Infantry, which saw close to 10,000 casualties.

Here’s a picture of that handsome gentleman in Korea with the guitar that Nick never learned to play because he was too busy getting AIDS.


Korea was miserable fighting and equally miserable weather. My grandfather served, saw combat, and it was something he rarely talked about. I imagine Nick’s interest in Taekwondo (shit martial art, strip mall karate is better) and Korea was partially due to this grandfather. I really can’t imagine disgracing your family like Nick has.

 

[owed to joy]

Makes me laugh knowing EVS has had the worst possible take to defend Rekeita, only to hear Eric July get a mention & apology while he goes unaddressed and unnamed.

 

[Windy Moors]

did he cut his own hair?

Probably, the bigger question is which name to choose?

Adolf Gump.

Simple Nick

Balldo Gump

Here's a new energy drink he should try.

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