Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bepis]

Nick claims he has been and will be abstaining from substance use of any kind (booze, THC, everything), and that quitting took no effort at all.


EDIT:
Now he's talking about how much he appreciates people taking time out of their day to pray for him. Even though he's said before that prayer doesn't do anything because why tf would God care about your pissant little life you retard.

Dude's absolutely cooked his brain. Even assuming he's lying to look good (he is), he still makes himself look bad. Nick, if it took no effort at all to quit, why did you wait until after they had to take your kids away to do it?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He’s gotta try and appear to be a good Christian boy when the videos and everything get shown at court. This is him basically putting on a “reformed” act.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The bible before the bodycam last stand

 

[polar bear]

I believe him, he replaced all of those things with doritos, butter and pre-boiled eggs.

See, I think he replaced all drugs and alcohol with a large dose of copium.
He's snorting it, swallowing it, boofing it, rubbing it in the skin, injecting it right into the hole where his heart should be.
How can a human being be so pathetic and delusional, i just don't get it

 

[3MMA]

I don't give a shit what Nick boos, because I've seen what makes him cheer.

That’s deep. For real. True, too. o7

I fixed that for you.
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Fixed that for you II: Electric Balldo Boogaloo:

ETA: fixed attachment.

 

[Strix454]

Nick has lost his kids and is facing major criminal charges. But his biggest life priority is trying to gaslight people on the internet. I really hope is on heavy drugs and not sober. Because if he is really saying these things clean, he is just completely insane.

He is also inevitably going to trip up talking like this. Its legally stupid and near suicidal.

The texts on Gino's show from April kind of show that everyone in the house is in the same crazy state of denial. 26g in the house and they were cutting lines with her credit cards. But she is no addict and that mugshot just completely misrepresented her. Its all Aaron's fault or the internet's fault. Her "reputation" is ruined but Nick and Kayla are good people she needs to stay with.

Nick may have real problems hiring a criminal defense attorney. Because I suspect a fair number of people are going to talk to Nick about how he wants to defend himself and run away from having anything to do with it. Barnes may actually be his best choice because will at least give Nick the defense he wants in court. He may also find someone so greedy or desperate that they do exactly what Nick wants.....and Nick goes to prison.

 

[Chibitzen]

"No one knows what it's like to be me."

Yeah, Nick, no one has ever had children. Or ever had two adults and no day jobs to have to make shit work with.

Hard to believe this person used to be a functioning person, much less a successful streamer. What a massive fall from grace.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Rackets has provided the very definition of the type described by the verse of warning the lukewarm Christians to a T. Of course, that’s if he ever believed in the first place.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He’s gotta try and appear to be a good Christian boy when the videos and everything get shown at court. This is him basically putting on a “reformed” act.

I'm getting a bit of a sense of deja vu here, wasn't there another youtuber who tried to play it up as a good Christian boy after his five kids got taken away? one that was an abusive piece of shit father of the year maligned and swallowed up by the autism vortex that is the unending ouroboros of internet drama?

Surely not, after all, Nicky is a very unique individual that NOBODY could ever understand.

 

[200MB]

Nigger reads all that and ends with, "What? We're actually supposed to believe this story?"
What kind of Bible study is this?

EDIT:
I KNEW IT. I knew he was going for this angle. "David did all this bad stuff and he was still a man after Gods own heart. Right guys? Suddenly I'm not looking so bad eh?"

 

[Laura Loomer]

HE CAN'T GET THROUGH A VERSE WITHOUT STOPPING TO TELL A JOKE.

Lucky for us, God has an excellent sense of humor (unlike Nick).

 

[feral cat #6385]

So in previous stream he was drinking Monster Rehab (hahahahahaha rehab gedit? gedittttt???), and now he's made another UBERFUNNY HILARIOUS SIDE-DESTROYING choice of beverage - Stay Salty.

Yea that doesn't work when he has the, "Just fuck my shit up" hairstyle.

He’s gotta try and appear to be a good Christian boy when the videos and everything get shown at court. This is him basically putting on a “reformed” act.

Which the ALOGS will break in about 10 minutes.

He is also inevitably going to trip up talking like this. Its legally stupid and near suicidal.

Nick's gotta nicker it up!

 

[Prester John]

He’s gotta try and appear to be a good Christian boy when the videos and everything get shown at court. This is him basically putting on a “reformed” act.

Fake it 'til you make it.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Is here a reason he doesn't renew his registration??? It takes like five minutes.

The reason is that it takes like five minutes

 

[Chibitzen]

Her "reputation" is ruined but Nick and Kayla are good people she needs to stay with.

How delusional. April has the option to go offline and disappear forever without criminal charges. Nick's legacy will be a cautionary one and a case study on Narcissistic Personality Disorder when it's connected to internet fame. His public service is making sure whiny dipshits like him are easier to spot out in the wild before people are taken for a ride.

Edit:

Nigger reads all that and ends with, "What? We're actually supposed to believe this story?"

What kind of Bible study is this?

EDIT:
I KNEW IT. I knew he was going for this angle. "David did all this bad stuff and he was still a man after Gods own heart. Right guys? Suddenly I'm not looking so bad eh?"

God is there to glorify Nick, not the other way around.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nigger reads all that and ends with, "What? We're actually supposed to believe this story?"
What kind of Bible study is this?

EDIT:
I KNEW IT. I knew he was going for this angle. "David did all this bad stuff and he was still a man after Gods own heart. Right guys? Suddenly I'm not looking so bad eh?"

This is so fucking typical. Other people did horrible things, and they still called themselves Christians, so therefore that's what I am.

You deserve leprosy Nicholas.

 

[Stupor Mario]

You deserve leprosy Nicholas.

He deserves crucifixion. Then he can compare himself to Jesus.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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EDIT:
Nick stream about to start. WeWuzChudz is stream sniping on kick.

Nick wanted to become Dax, but he became Ralph instead

 

[ChromaQuack]

He deserves crucifixion. Then he can compare himself to Jesus.

He's already been crucified multiple times, what exactly do you think that St. Andrew's cross he carries around is for?

Nicholas was whipped by Jamaican penises while on the crux decussata for your prudeness, incel stalker child.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He deserves crucifixion. Then he can compare himself to Jesus.

How long until he takes after Chris Chan, and starts actually calling himself Jesus?