Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mushroom King]

I made this for us, chuds.

 

[Tablet County]

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I made this for us, chuds.

He's gonna start seeing canucks in the ceiling instead of cats at this rate.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yes, because no one makes things up and pulls figures out of their arse on the internet.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think Nick is right about us.

Well according to Nick's gay lover, the thread is 80% right.

So I will give him that - Nick was 20% right. Good for him. He's right that the thread consists of "analyzing autists" and "prudes." Here's his Winner sticker. Literally the best I can offer.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly believe Rekieta's barber was on coke while cutting his hair. Did April do it? It's like an drunk Amish version of DSP's haircut. If he's looking to the side with his head held up straight, the cut line slants downwards in a manner that looks unintentional.

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Probably his coke dealer cut it for him.

Also it's a really womanish thing to change your hairstyle in response to a crisis.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I’ll just throw it out there, I’m not exactly acquainted with that world but I don’t think breaking down your finances is a popular pastime for cokeheads.
I kind of think the 20K number is a good amount of conjecture and guessing, tbh.

 

[3MMA]

I'm convinced his Barber has heard the story about the faggy swinger shit and him neglecting his kids to do coke and thought "you know what, fuck this cuck, he's getting Gumped."

I can see this happening perfectly, frame by frame. That cuck bish got Gumped.

Probably, the bigger question is which name to choose?

I like all three that you’ve quoted so far. Definitely don’t sleep on Rackets Gump, either. I’m currently leaning towards Balldo Gump, but Simple Nick has some pizzazz, too. If only there was a way to combine Simple Nick & Balldo Gump.
Come on bro, I’ve got tigers blood!

knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is.

That clip also showcases the best frames of Nicky’s biggest bald patches, in the back. With all the focus on his terrible, punishment tier, haircut, his ridiculous lowbeard is being overshadowed. Nicks totally shaved sideburn area, with that weird low fade on the edges, and the business in the front making his faux goatee stand out, look ridiculous:

All my beards are low riders

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I’ll just throw it out there, I’m not exactly acquainted with that world but I don’t think breaking down your finances is a popular pastime for cokeheads.
I kind of think the 20K number is a good amount of conjecture and guessing, tbh.

Breaking down your finances as well as every other aspect of your life including but not limited to your family and physical health is the very nature of addiction.

Does being broke stop an addict from finding a way to feed their addiction? No.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, because no one makes things up and pulls figures out of their arse on the internet.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think Nick is right about us.

All the Farms did was apply some basic arithmetic to Coomy's $20k figure to estimate out how much coke that would buy.

Is Coomy telling the truth? All the usual caveats apply, but Coomy has a big mouth. He's like Aaron, but dumber, and southern, and possibly a worse driver despite all of Aaron's moving violations. Alas, we have no data to suggest how well Aaron would do in ARCA.

 

[Vibralldo]

Are you implying that becoming Dax is a superior result to becoming Ralph?

Being Dax is less bad for yourself, but worse for society as a whole

 

[AnOminous]

Beyond Nick refusing to accept that he has a alcholism and drug problem, Nick can't even accept that his arrest was the consequences of his reckless and stupid behavior. He can't even accept that he made mistakes just as a degenerate junkie.

Nick is assured that he's unique and special, and that nobody can understand him. The fact is everyone has known a Nick. Scum like this are common as dirt. There's nothing whatsoever special about Nick, not even among members of his profession, which is full of drunks and scumbags and amoral creeps, some even worse than he is.

In his streams, you can see his ideas for the trial starting to come together. He thinks he can get the warrant thrown out by just offering alternative explainations for all the probable cause. That he can gaslight a judge and a jury to do what he wants.

It has long been my disappointed wish to see one of these cows actually on the stand, thinking they're going to bamboozle everyone, and watch them get absolutely crucified by an even minimally competent prosecutor. Imagine this cunt being cross examined on one of his degenerate cokestreams that he doesn't even remember.

 

[Owlbear]

Is Coomy telling the truth? All the usual caveats apply, but Coomy has a big mouth. He's like Aaron, but dumber, and southern, and possibly a worse driver despite all of Aaron's moving violations. Alas, we have no data to suggest how well Aaron would do in ARCA.

Yeah, you can never trust Coomalot about anything. Coomy won't keep a secret. Coomy will exaggerate and lie about you to benefit himself. He will run his mouth day in and day out. However, it seems that you can absolutely trust when Nick self-reports. Nick rarely actually lies, but he only tells the parts of the truth that benefit him.

If he wanted to, he could have said, "I don't know where Coomalot got that number, he's a clout chaser and maybe I should sue him for defamation," but he didn't. He could have said, "Coomalot knew nothing about my personal life," or he could have said, "that was a lie and you know it." There are a lot of things he could have said about this statement from Coomy, and the one he did choose to say was interesting.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Good job livestreaming yourself breaking the law again, retard.

I know I'm late, and I'm sorry if someone already answered this question, but I just caught up now.

Even with his unconditional bail, doesn't he have to remain law-abiding?
If the prosecutor (who allegedly doesn't know how to type) gets a "hard on" for Nick, and wants to fuck him up, can't she use this against his bail?

 

[mydekutree]

Venom Nick AKA Punished Balldo

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yes, because no one makes things up and pulls figures out of their arse on the internet.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think Nick is right about us.

A couple months ago I would have said the people saying Nick’s “bathroom breaks” were coke breaks were pulling it out of their ass and engaging in the kind of fanfic that I think does hurt the credibility of the site sometimes but then Nick went and proved me more wrong than I could imagine so he can go fuck himself, he and his friends get exactly zero benefit of the doubt.

 

[zimzam88]

A couple months ago I would have said the people saying Nick’s “bathroom breaks” were coke breaks were pulling it out of their ass and engaging in the kind of fanfic that I think does hurt the credibility of the site sometimes but then Nick went and proved me more wrong than I could imagine so he can go fuck himself, he and his friends get exactly zero benefit of the doubt.

Well it wasn't that much of an ass pull when he'd disappear for 20 minutes and come back with a bloody nose and high energy after lethargically drunken readings of trump articles before the break.

 

[TurboNAS]

I have a cunning plan to avoid the government's evil schemes. It involves not having mountains of cocaine and unsecured guns lying around in a house full of kids, and not livestreaming myself crazy out of my fucking mind on cocaine, stumbling and staggering around and babbling like a retard, with cocaine visibly on my nose.

Good luck with that, champ. Sounds like a dumb plan for PRUDES!

 

[Father Balldo]

ayo lil rackets hair is like that because his hand was shaking from alcohol withdrawal while he was operating the flowbee ack ack ack

 

[Stupor Mario]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread? I don't know who else was doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying.

I noticed he didn't actually deny telling Camelot anything of that sort.

He still thinks this is all a hilarious fucking comedy stand up special.

I swear he'll be doing comedy routines in the courtroom in front of the judge.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I like how this faggot thinks he has any badass privileges at all. The instant you engage in cuckoldry, your badass privileges are gone. You aren't even really a man any more, but something in between a man and a eunuch.

If ever a person deserved that travesty of a haircut its Balldo.
He's earned it.
Its perfect for him.

 

[AnOminous]

One of Rackets favorite tricks where he thinks he's being so slick is to lie by omission and pretend it's not a lie. You just don't understand or have the full picture.

Any time this skeletal scarecrow faggot with a retard haircut has said this, the "full picture" has turned out way worse than even we thought.