Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Can of Spam]

I knew Camelot's $20k/month comment would get him seething, and here it is. He even appears to be referencing the thread? I don't know who else was doing back of the envelope math to work out the quantity he was buying.

"You know hwat uh, I don't know how much, uh, like Nick's spending on, uh, Transformers toys but uh, I heard it's like $70K a month!" *Go to grab drink in can, then check the motion into a "what to do" gesture*

Nick's totally not assmad about this, and the brainholed idiot thinks getting that assmad is a better strategy than laughing it off. Wonderful, just beautiful.

Also, if I had a friend spending $70K a month on Transformers toys, I'd be doing some quick napkin math too. Then asking simple questions like, "Is it his job to review Transformers toys or is this a weird habit, possibly spiraling out of control, that might require intervention?"

Because if the dude's making $100K a month reviewing those toys, all the power to him. But if he's ignoring his job, family, and responsibilities to go buy $70K Transformers toys in a single month, and then somehow needs $70K more in Transformers toys next month, and the month after, and the month after... then there's possibly a problem.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The Farms should get it. Null seems to wish this place to be better legitimized, have you not noticed? He also has an extra $3K to play with. It's up to him, or MSM.

"The farms" isn't just Null, plenty of people here dig up shit. "The Farms" seems to be telling you in no uncertain terms that it's not really worth the hassle. Again, get off your ass and do it yourself or fuck off.

Second point? please tell me how does getting the traffic stop footage because you want it help legitimize the farms? even if he's spazzing out they would be a nothingburger (tough a very funny one) in the grand scheme of things compared to the footage that was already requested. You also seem to have a wrong impression of what this site is for, maybe you're not really good with social cues?

Third point? the cost of getting the footage he requested -which does not include traffic stops- was $3k at a baseline, it might cost more; however if you want him to use the leftover (however much it might be) for the traffic stop footage DM him your demands, I'm sure he will acquiesce after you flood his DMs with your entire body weight in spaghetti in an attempt to convince him to do as you want.

I'm just going to drop this because it is evident that you're a dumb cunt who can only screech at 'the farms' to do what you want, you've already got your answer.

In case it wasn't fucking clear, unless YOU get it 'the farms' isn't going to.

Edited: clarity, probably.

 

[Pedophobe]

....

That shit is the definition of a yee-yee ass haircut.

It's a thot-repellant. He got it as part of his strategy to turn his life around, to help keep his dick bitch-ftee.

 

[AnOminous]

Third point? the cost of getting the footage he requested -which does not include traffic stops- was $3k at a baseline, it might cost more; however if you want him to use it for the traffic stop footage DM him your demands, I'm sure he will acquiesce after you flood his DMs with your entire body weight in spaghetti in an attempt to convince him to do as you want.

The traffic footage would probably be cheaper, as it wouldn't really need to be redacted much if at all.

And we're sure he's not black?

He's not black but he's a nigger. HE'S A DUMB NIGGER. HE'S THE WHITEST RETARD GORILLA NIGGER I'VE EVER SEEN.

 

[Chibitzen]

Probably his coke dealer cut it for him.

Also it's a really womanish thing to change your hairstyle in response to a crisis.

"What haircut will make those sniveling Kiwi freaks so jealousee"... and he picks middle aged coke-addicted farmer. Only missing the suspenders.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The traffic footage would probably be cheaper, as it wouldn't really need to be redacted much if at all.

I worded that poorly, I meant that the house footage might potentially run more than $3k, with $6k raised there could be another 3 thousand left (or less) after its paid for, in any case the use any leftover money gets would be under Null's discretion, not some spastic on the forum.

'She' can DM him if 'she' wants, he's the one with the bag and the lawyer.

Or 'she' can sperg out that we should also DM Null in 'her' stead

"What haircut will make those sniveling Kiwi freaks so jealousee"... and he picks middle aged coke-addicted farmer. Only missing the suspenders.

He really would be better off going with the Walter White look or even a hair transplant, I'm sure mister $100k on a balldomobile could easily afford to spend a couple hours with a surgeon performing a FUE procedure. Tip for Nick, don't go with follicular unit transplant (FUT) if offered, that one might be cheaper but they also have to slice your scalp open and the result looks like shit, FUE is outpatient so you will be out and about after they are done poking your skin, you just have to not shower for a few days which should not be a problem for you.

Come on Nick, fixing your scalp is probably under $50k cost, what are you a poor incel prude?

 

[owed to joy]

You'd think with all the new eyes on him he'd try to be entertaining. Write a script or something. I sincerely wonder if he ever watches himself back after upload because he's only ever boring, embarrassing or most often both.

 

[Oxyjen]

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I can imagine.

Is Himedall a reference to Heimdall from Norse Mythology? Is he or she really a waifu? Questions abound.

Heimdall the watcher was a Norse deityof the Aesir tribe, a god of keen eyesight and hearing who stood ready to sound the Gjallarhorn at the beginning of Ragnarök. From what little evidence has survived, Heimdall appears to have been a protector of the deities and a guardian of the passages to and from the Nine Realms. For his alleged role in granting wisdom and social order, he was also regarded as a father and patron to human beings.

 

[Tablet County]

"What haircut will make those sniveling Kiwi freaks so jealousee"... and he picks middle aged coke-addicted farmer. Only missing the suspenders.

I think I remember Warski saying he was turning into the man depicted in American Gothic. I didn't think he'd take that to heart.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Yes, for the heinous crime of he, himself, saying idiotic shit that made him look retarded. That's not his fault, Elissa made him say those things.

I'm aware of those, but HASW has been more consistently a thorn in his side. I think he beats her out by a nose. Not by a Jewnocchio-sized Rekieta nose, but a more goyische type nose.

I’ll give it to Elissa, but they’ve both done a fantastic job of making this AIDS riddled faggot seethe and shit his pants in impotent rage. She’s done a great job of doing compilations and giving people on the farms credit when she reuploads stuff.

Is Himedall a reference to Heimdall from Norse Mythology? Is he or she really a waifu? Questions abound.

Heimdall the watcher was a Norse deityof the Aesir tribe, a god of keen eyesight and hearing who stood ready to sound the Gjallarhorn at the beginning of Ragnarök. From what little evidence has survived, Heimdall appears to have been a protector of the deities and a guardian of the passages to and from the Nine Realms. For his alleged role in granting wisdom and social order, he was also regarded as a father and patron to human beings.

Dual reference to Heimdall and a Japanese Yokai that is a woman covered in eyes. My favorite Yokai is that giant fuck off skeleton that just appears and may or may not have a physical presence.

 

[Swole McPole]

The cops actually found a crack pipe its on the evidence list.

From the black dick to the glass dick. Gotta suck 'em all!

He asked in his driving stream if he should bring him on.

The fact that he proposed it makes me un-hopeful that his family is reining Nick in.

Nick should let his father appear without Nick. Rely on the audience to guide him in respect of what questions he should and shouldn't be answering. I'd love to see what kind of superchats he gets and how he answers them.

You should definitely do this, Nick. Your dad will make you a million dollars.

The sheriff and undersheriff of Ramsey County (second most populous county in the state and has the State Capital) livestreams from their car every weekend

It was said of the sheriff of Ramsey County,
Not to ever touch his daughter April-Lee,
For to look at her with a lustful eye was certain,
To get you time in the penetentiary.

Is Coomy telling the truth? All the usual caveats apply, but Coomy has a big mouth.

I think Camelot was just affronted because he was seeing all manner of car components flashing before his eyes. "He's spending $20k a month on coke? That could buy me the kind of car that could help me WIN. Nick should be spending that money on Nascar sponsorship, not on cocaine or Las Vegas whores. Help a brother out, Nick."

All good choices, but the best contenders are the two that Nick has named in a spiteful context: @elb and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu.

Lets not forget @Captain Manning/Dear John.

 

[gang weeder]

He has wished death on Elissa in private messages, iirc. I have a few attached below. Elissa is also a woman and Nick is a misogynist.

Holy balls those are high tier seething. The sad thing is I can kind of get where Nick's coming from when he expresses frustration that autists and retards ruined his attempt to have a space with free speech. Reminds me of Null trying to have a freeze peach image board and it getting run into the ground by psychopathic pedos who only wanted "free speech" as a cover to spam CP. I actually agree that Nick should've been more actively moderating everything from the start, if it was me I would for sure just ban anybody that was disruptive.

With that said, Nick's seething could've come out looking fairly justified if it turned out that yes, he actually was telling the truth, he actually was just a trad dad with a weird sense of humor, he and Kayla really weren't swinging, etc. And it was thus actually true that a-logs screwed with his normal healthy happy family over their autistic schizo theories. If only all the a-loggy schizo theories hadn't turned out to be right and then some.....

 

[AltisticRight]

This is odd noseguarding from you, of all people. It's not expensive and all eyes are here at the moment. Even if boring it can only hurt Nick.

Susan, look.
We're not here to "hurt" him, we're here to laugh at him.
Traffic stops just aren't a priority. If he streams himself driving more, he might end up streaming a stop which could be funny for a day or two, or 12 hours.
I'm not completely sure how much it would cost but it sounds like a waste of money. FOIAs can also be FOIA'ed as well, I'm sure you know this. Unless a doxed member or Null gets Hardin to do it which is going to be pretty costly, it's just not on the list of priorities.

Spoiler

This is odd noseguarding from you

Third time's the charm alright?
The thread sometimes doesn't go as expected (doesn't go your way), just let it settle.

I'm not her.

Cmon.
Correct response is "who?"

 

[Strix454]

You'd think with all the new eyes on him he'd try to be entertaining. Write a script or something. I sincerely wonder if he ever watches himself back after upload because he's only ever boring, embarrassing or most often both.

He is spending all day bored in a big, empty house on the internet reading comments about himself and seething about them. Since jail the streams have been more therapy sessions than shows. He gets all spun up about his critics during the day and then goes online in the middle of the night to "own" them. He has (as predicted) reached a sort of ralphamale-like state where he streams in a barely supressed rage while he lets the trolls decide what he talks about.

He will not change anything about the show because to change the show is to let the farms and the haters win. But its all just counting down until he loses control and does another cokestream or a drunkstream.

 

[keke]

If only all the a-loggy schizo theories hadn't turned out to be right and then some.....

I still can’t believe how right on the money this thread was. Down to the swinging being called out so early on, and Kayla being fully retarded. Really can’t emphasise enough for future readers of this thread how nailed down Nick was. “Fan-fiction farms” was writing nothing but pure scripture. Even Cynthia mentioned so much that aged perfectly thousands of pages ago.

 

[AltisticRight]

My favorite Yokai is that giant fuck off skeleton

So your favourite Yokai is Nicholas Rekieta.
Very cool.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

REKIETA SPOTTING:

Aaron Imholte read out another message from a fan saying that they had spotted April and Nick.

This fan stated that they spotted Nick Rekieta and Aaron's ex-wife April Anderson (formerly April Imholte) getting a pizza at Zorbaz (presumably the Zorbaz in Spicer, since he says it's Nick's hometown)

Great job pissing off a guy well known locally with tons of local fans (and detractors) Nick!

 

[RodgerDodger]

It's amazing how this absolutely oblivious freak can read Bible verses that literally children can understand in Bible school, and have no idea what they actually mean or how they're relevant to him or even, in this case, directly indict his despicable conduct. Maybe he really is a Satanist after all.

He would appear to be an Orthodox Sonichuist. Which is way way worse.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Third time's the charm alright?
The thread sometimes doesn't go as expected (doesn't go your way), just let it settle.

A mere tripod? that'll do nothing, let me you show real autism a weapon to surpass metal gear.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So your favourite Yokai is Nicholas Rekieta.
Very cool.

Nah, there’s an alcoholic monkey (polish) yokai that gets beaten by its wife. The Giant fuck off Skeleton just rattles over you like a cunt. Basically like Jimothy Metokur.