Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MrReeShopper]

Keanu is just as fucking annoying as anyone else in this group

Hard agree. I caught some clip of her talking to Aaron. Not only is she annoying, she really gives me the creeps.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Any word on the Body Cam footage?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Shoulda just said you "don't have the spoons," Nick, and we'd all be reminded what we're dealing with.

He doesn't have the spoons because he's used them all to wash up crack with.

Good for him! I personally believe him.

It took no effort to quit, and quit he did. Until the next time he CHOOSES to take some coke/drink something, which is likely next day or the day after.

Nick got this under control!

This is textbook addict thinking, and I love how, despite all his money and streaming success, Nick sounds like any boozer or junkie who mindfucks himself into thinking that he’s the outlier who got it all together and just chooses to party every day.

Go on Nick, choose to smoke crack! Wouldn’t that be funny?

The cops actually found a crack pipe its on the evidence list. Tested positive so it's been used.

He wants to die and he will kill himself one way or another. I heard it in his voice when he said "wrap this car around some trees" in that cruisin' live stream. True death-seeker energy.

Hopefully its on stream.

 

[AN/ALR56]

To give the devil his due I can understand from a legal perspective of deflecting the kid question because he'd most definitely incriminate himself more than he already has. This is a double edged sword though, because it looks so bad to everyone watching. He really shouldn't stream until this is over. But Balldo knows best, I'm just an incel prude.

He's beyond repair if he can't condemn those who defend him by throwing his own 16 year old son into the bus.
He's not also morally fucked by anyone who isn't some washed up lawyer/retard with a funkpop collection in the background,.
We all know the court and law enforcement watch his content and more than likely this thread or Elissa clips, if he goes to trial I wouldn't be surprised if the prosecution grills him on "the children are the coke heads" angle.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

this post made me curious enough to go to pornhub and search for "balldo"

Purely for the purpose of research, of course! :-)

 

[Owlbear]

Going cold turkey at this level of drug use could easily kill you, but he's also not acting like he's completely sober. To be fair, I don't think we really know what sober Nick looks like because he's always been drunk on stream.

An incoherent rant about how the state's out to rapemurder us all. You could be next!

It's clear that Nick unironically is trying to recreate his greatest hits. While the bible stuff is more talked about, those greatest hits include several very strongly libertarian talking points. Celebrating the anniversary of the killdozer, for example.

When he then goes on to say "this is not libertarianism" he makes it clear that he's just parroting his old self (in a self-serving way). He used to lean into that angle.

I've been poring through this thread trying to catch up for a while now, and I'm still no closer to finding answers to my question: why the fuck does the Balldo exist? Who thought it was a good idea? Why is it still being produced?

Cucks who can't afford Ricardo or Romine and zoophiles simulating knotting.

Yeah, opened one on stream and then put it down below the camera right next to the one he filled with booze.

This is the exact level of stupid misdirection that he would do, thinking nobody would realize. Now it's time to scour 2 hours of Rekieta incoherency for the second can...

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

To give the devil his due I can understand from a legal perspective of deflecting the kid question because he'd most definitely incriminate himself more than he already has.

Give it time, and he will start blabbering away about things he should be quiet about, and he will convince himself, that this is the smart thing to do.

Rekieta is man who has everything except self-restraint.

 

[Pedophobe]

An incoherent rant about how the state's out to rapemurder us all. You could be next!
(This has NOTHING to do with his case. Why would you think that? He certainly never said that.)
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Rekieta has gone cold turkey off everything. "It's easy as fuck, just stop."
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A bit of Duper's Delight slipped out at 0:22 just between "it's actually remarkably easy to quit drinking, you just... don't" and reaching to pick up the drink can to taunt us all with. What a guy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A bit of Duper's Delight slipped out at 0:22 just between*it's actually remarkably easy to quit drinking, you just... don't" and reaching to pick up the drink can to taunt us all with. What a guy.

He's a fucking shit liar.
"Yes" he says while shaking his head.
He's completely brain damaged. He doesn't even talk like he used to. He's obviously killed a shit load of brain cells.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

His expression here has always reminded me of the painting "The Fallen Angel." Thematically fitting as well.
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Spoiler: Full painting

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If any of you AI wizzes wanted to take a crack at a Nick version, maybe surrounded by whiskey bottles, I think it'd be pretty funny.

An attempt was made.

 

[Captain Manning]

The religious people in the thread are going to have a field day with this stream.

I think have said everything I need to say a long time ago on that subject. Nothing has changed that. He is a heretic, a blasphemer, and a fraud. Same as always.

Repeatedly belaboring that point serves no purpose other than to clutter the thread, and I understand not everybody here is religious.

I will patiently wait for the fat Canadian to dump on him. He'll make it funny. Hopefully even for the non-believers here.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Repeatedly belaboring that point serves no purpose other than to clutter the thread, and I understand not everybody here is religious.

I find it interesting, when someone calls out religious degeneracy, I learn more about theology.
Be it rekieta or any other moron who misquotes or misuses scripture for their own goals, be either a degenerate hypocrite or a atheist creep who wants to "gotcha" all Christians.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Rekieta has gone cold turkey off everything. "It's easy as fuck, just stop."

Just like how it was easy for Rackets to lose all that weight "Just stop eating" (and start doing cocaine and other hard drugs)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This one is different from not having time before last time I didn't have time because I was busy
Now I don't have time means I don't have bandwidth
then he makes a joke about wrapping car around tree.
There should be a lot of data to figure out where he is if anyone cares

Does it kind of look like he is driving around in like a big square? He's made a lot turns
"they were getting ready to get organized and spring cleaning"
cope
He's still blaming the kids
He might look even more like a crackhead now with the scuzzy beard and that haircut
Interesting move doing a stream in the car to own the haters and prove he totally doesn't drive intoxicated

He stopped at a walmart or in the same parking lot as a walmart he parked super far from the door if he went to walmart
you can see it at around 3 hours and 28 mins into ralph's stream

I haven't finished indexing landmarks yet, but I am trying to backtrack from a MN 227 highway sign that appears at about 10 or so minutes into the stream. This appears to be a very short stretch of road, but I have not had time to follow up on it

Yeah sorry, by normal I meant a non-driving stream.

EDIT: Mutahar is currently cringing at Nick and Kayla's ass photos.

Selfish ask, but have they looked at the new OP?

I am looking for constructive feedback (especially on the new edits in thr last few days) as well as internet headpats.

From what i heard listening to NLO the past few months Aaron basically seperated in all but name with April and was planning to monkey branch to Keanu. She was already April's replacement co-host, so this is the new girlfriend talking about the ex.

LMAO! Do you even research? She is scheduled to marry ?Geno?, and April was (is?) going to be at their wedding!

WARNING: These Clips May Induce Rage In Some Viewers

This disgusts me and shows me that Nick has never changed. Until he stops doing shite like this, I will know he is still a cow.

"I got into a fun 4th and 6th amendment argument with the booking guy" at 13:32

This is the type of retarded shit I'm looking forward to on the bodycam footage

Oh boy... This sounds hilarious... How did that objection to your bail work out?

Nick just loves being an arse.

Imagine being Nick’s dad. Your grandkids are staying with you because your son is too busy getting his junkie polycule homeschool co-op off the ground to feed or clothe them, and now he’s calling you to complain about not being able to bitch about his pending criminal and civil trials on the internet. What a life.

They are with Kayla's family. Nick's flew in from Florida.

ETA: Image

 

[Nate Dingus]

He got the fash haircut so the neo-Nazis in prison don't think he's Jewish

"How do you do fellow Aryans. We'd hate for big burly niggers to fuck our wives on vacation amirite"

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

He’s literally reading the Bible opining on David right now. He’s playing with fire.

Dammit I missed it, this is hilarious on a number of levels. Mainly because David screwed up the lives of his kids for generations because he wanted to stick his dick where it didn't belong.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Rekieta has gone cold turkey off everything. "It's easy as fuck, just stop."

I guess rehab's off the table then. Will his YouTuber friends buy into this narrative or push back?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Any word on the Body Cam footage?

If it was out, I’m pretty sure it would have made the front page and we’d be talking about it. Use the search function or follow the legal thread, lazy.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Sorry to reach so far back in the past, but did someone already share Nick's Facebook post from before his time on YouTube were he upbraided someone for calling Michelle Obama a monkey? I thought I saw it somewhere on the Farms but I can't find it now.
I was watching the stream that you're referencing live and I was shocked by the flip in light of what I knew about that Facebook post.


To be fair, he was only representing himself (and Kayla and April(!?)) during simple stuff like the arraignment, for time and convenience I assume.


Don't leave us hanging? Or is this power-level stuff?

That's news to me that Rackets made posts about the baboon on facebook.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

He wants to die and he will kill himself one way or another. I heard it in his voice when he said "wrap this car around some trees" in that cruisin' live stream. True death-seeker energy.

That was the weirdest quip. The initial quip of (paraphrasing) "I still have to wrap my mind around some stuff, like those trees over there" is the exact kind of generic throwaway dark humor I'd like to toss in myself, but then he has to carefully explain the joke with the most incredibly nervous laughter on top to turn it from a minor attempt at a funny into something much more worrying altogether.