Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

Rekieta clapping back at the haterz. This is sad

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That's not even the correct usage of that meme. His point would have been better made with the picture of the guy wiping his brow and deciding which button to press. The Pam meme is for two statements/things that are similar, not contradictory. Retarded faggot. The two statements he presented are not overlapping in who is saying them... those of us that want him felted openly encourage him to blab.

 

[Particle Bored]

Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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EDIT:
Nick stream about to start. WeWuzChudz is stream sniping on kick.

Shoulda just said you "don't have the spoons," Nick, and we'd all be reminded what we're dealing with.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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I am genuinely convinced this dude's forehead keeps growing a few millimeters everytime he shows up on camera.

Between that and the wonky eye, he looks like one of my unedited originals.



Turn the filter back on, child neglecting Nick!

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

“There is no compromise with poison."

so you'll stop drinking and doing drugs?

Oh no, that's a typo.
There is no compromise? With poison!"

 

[200MB]

An incoherent rant about how the state's out to rapemurder us all. You could be next!
(This has NOTHING to do with his case. Why would you think that? He certainly never said that.)

Rekieta has gone cold turkey off everything. "It's easy as fuck, just stop."

 

[Neetness]

I guess Nick's been going off in his IG comments.
from twitter
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EDIT:
P.S. KC is having Mutahar on tonight to fill him in on Rekieta lore lmao.

If that's not some coke ranting, I don't know what is.

 

[Fools Idol]

It's amazing just how much of a douche bag he looks in his gay car. I liked the part where he calls us over analysing autists when we all called exactly what was happing in the Rekieta household. Also, insulting bad legal analysis is rich coming from a man who has never been right about anything. The same man that isn't even following his own advice.

Nick's refusal to humble himself even though his dirty laundry is out in public and he's found himself on the wrong side of the law is just baffling but not surprising.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

David confessed profusely and genuinely, repented fully, and accepted his punishment without complaint, and atoned. He even made great art out of his experiences with his powerful Psalms.

So, fucking nothing like Nick Rekieta.

Two kings of Israel, the anointed of God, national heroes, sinned, repented and confessed - one was not forgiven immediately; the other God pardoned and was forgiven at the very moment of his confession. With Shaul, God acted with the quality of justice and tore his kingship away from him. With regards to David, He mixed justice with kindness and his kingship was not taken away from his sons. Why was God strict with Shaul and merciful with David? ... the answer is simple. David did not miss an opportunity and immediately confessed his sin; Shaul hesitated a moment and for that delay his kingdom was taken away...

Rabbi Joseph B. Soloveitchik, z"l, "The Voice of My Beloved is Knocking," p. 74

 

[Sharpeteer]

I liked the part where he calls us over analysing autists when we all called exactly what was happing in the Rekieta household. Also, insulting bad legal analysis is rich coming from a man who has never been right about anything.

I consider that quite the compliment. He's basically congratulating the site for analyzing him properly, whether he intended it that way or not. Classic cope of trying to insult somebody for paying too close attention.

Also, you're right. He has never been right about anything. All the way back to the DSP bankruptcy. I know people say everyone got that wrong, but he was supposedly a lawyer, and I expect a little better from him.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

To be fair Kayla looks like a giga chad here, high T as some 4chan automotive board posters would say.

I just realized that it looks like she's mewing.

 

[Pill Cosby]

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His haircut looks so retarded.

Did his mom put a pan on his head and cut it with a knife and fork?

 

[FedPostalService]

It's easy as fuck, just stop."

If it’s that easy then maybe he should have done it well before the state took his kids away.

 

[Pedophobe]

You know sometimes I drive in my car, you know
And I watch streams and I wonder what it would be like
To stream someplace like, you know, the Kino Casino
Mad at the Internet
You know, where chat comes and does your jannying for free
All your Internet friends died of canceraids...

But you see, I live Kandyass Yoni County and unfortunately
SHIT AIN'T LIKE THAT
IT'S REAL FUCKED UP

BODY CAM BODY CAM
BODY CAM BODY CAM
BODY CAM BODY CAM
BODY CAM MUTHAFUCKA

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

I've been poring through this thread trying to catch up for a while now, and I'm still no closer to finding answers to my question: why the fuck does the Balldo exist? Who thought it was a good idea? Why is it still being produced? It seems like the most uncomfortable, impractical, pointless, unsexy sex toy imaginable, and I can't for the life of me even imagine the thought process that would go into making it, or buying it as anything other than a joke.

Oh, also this Nicky Rackets guy seems like a real schmuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We need a Balldo containment thread now that we have a subforum. Please, for the love of God, this conversation is on its thousandth cycle.

 

[Resting Bitch Face]

I've been poring through this thread trying to catch up for a while now, and I'm still no closer to finding answers to my question: why the fuck does the Balldo exist? Who thought it was a good idea? Why is it still being produced? It seems like the most uncomfortable, impractical, pointless, unsexy sex toy imaginable, and I can't for the life of me even imagine the thought process that would go into making it, or buying it as anything other than a joke.

Oh, also this Nicky Rackets guy seems like a real schmuck.

oh god
this post made me curious enough to go to pornhub and search for "balldo"
the thumbnails look vile. do i really want to see that in motion?

Spoiler: NSFW balldo porn thumbnails

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You’re welcome

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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EDIT:
Nick stream about to start. WeWuzChudz is stream sniping on kick.

He sounds lost, but his ego is too large to process he may be wrong.

 

[Chongqing]

he's too stupid not to livestream himself breaking the law.

Any chance it doesn't matter because he didn't disclose which state he was in?

Dumb, I know, but the legal system is full of little weird loopholes that favor criminals.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Trying to clean up your image doesn't work when you're a narcissistic prick with ODD.

Good luck with the spiral you seemingly have no rock bottom.

 

[None More Black]

he literally broke out the bible after breaking out the balldo as if everyone is a naive retard, it would be frankly insulting if i hadn't already written you off as a faggot