Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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It's baffling how selective he is about fat people. He and his fag friends besides Nick are all obese, and their women are dumpy sacks of moldy cum, but his one insult is "u fat"
He’s stuck in the 2000s era of shock jock bullshit where calling white women fat and ugly was the perfect way to be seen as edgy without actually rocking the boat.
 
Was about to say this, no chance this retard is anywhere close to 5'7". Were the cops booking him blind? Dude is an obese midget.
Maybe he was doing that thing where he stretches his neck/spine to gain a few extra inches or something and the police just went with it rather than get closer and have to smell him.
 
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own the joke, pwn the haters

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So I have a theory that the reason Dick dresses like a cow and gets fucked in the ass, is that at a young age he walked in on his mom getting fucked in the ass by his dad, and like Digibro, imagined himself as the girl.
 
So I have a theory that the reason Dick dresses like a cow and gets fucked in the ass, is that at a young age he walked in on his mom getting fucked in the ass by his dad, and like Digibro, imagined himself as the girl.
I mean, Dax did say that when he watches porn he pretends he's the girl getting fucked in the ass.
 
Stumbled upon this on a piracy board. Apparently its MintSalad and Riley having beached whale seggs for some sort of cam site and its...just, sad and gross. If you ever wanted to watch a retarded woman get fucked with a micropenis then step on in to the freakshow:
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This is Juju's fault.

This is some real bizarre shit.

She’s not an unattractive girl.

Yet here she is getting plowed (and in another video PISSED ON) by a smelly, fat midget that stinks like shit, according to observers.

There is a real darkness surrounding Dax and the people he attracts.

This chick, Rekieta’s de route… Ralph.

Does he attract these people or somehow fuck them up? Is he some sort of warlock who attracts victims and corrupts them with the black arts?!

Bizarre!
 
One thing that stood out to me about this whole stunt was when Riley kept calling all the normies he was giving away paid-for Eric July comic books to "part of the FNT crowd," as if the teenage girls he was speaking to would know what the fuck that even means.

These fucks are so out of touch with reality it's literally not even funny.
 
Runny egg-tits, autistic hammerhead eyes, and bruises all over her thighs every time I see them...

I can't help but feel bad for her, maybe she wouldn't be as internet known if she led a normal life with her family, but she'd be safer.
I don't know how low you'd have to think of yourself to put Riley's hairy midget micro in your mouth and pussy...

Imagine thinking so little of your body you'd let that thing touch you but also having the balls to pretend your body is 10/10
 
This is some real bizarre shit.

She’s not an unattractive girl.

Yet here she is getting plowed (and in another video PISSED ON) by a smelly, fat midget that stinks like shit, according to observers.

There is a real darkness surrounding Dax and the people he attracts.

This chick, Rekieta’s de route… Ralph.

Does he attract these people or somehow fuck them up? Is he some sort of warlock who attracts victims and corrupts them with the black arts?!

Bizarre!

Mint is mentally disabled.
 
This is some real bizarre shit.

She’s not an unattractive girl.

Yet here she is getting plowed (and in another video PISSED ON) by a smelly, fat midget that stinks like shit, according to observers.

There is a real darkness surrounding Dax and the people he attracts.

This chick, Rekieta’s de route… Ralph.

Does he attract these people or somehow fuck them up? Is he some sort of warlock who attracts victims and corrupts them with the black arts?!

Bizarre!
I remember when she went viral a few months ago for her Star Wars rant where she was spouting random buzzwords like "woke" that she clearly didn't understand and was just being fed by Riley while wearing a revealing top and jiggling her tits

Tons of mainstream reviewers like the critical drinker were being disgusting about it and saying "she has nice, rounded,.jiggly opinions" about this clearly retarded woman

Whole thing made my skin crawl
 
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