Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I don't know about you RATS but I have nothing but love for our resident crack head :feels:
 
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I had a dream last night that I was on a motorcycle with Austin on one of those highways with a big grass median, me sitting behind Austin as he drove, and he crossed the median and started veering into oncoming traffic. I forced the motorcycle back into the proper lane, while asking him what the fuck he was doing. He told me to stop backseat driving and kicked me off and drove away. I hitched a ride to his house which only took like 2 seconds, his house had a layout which was a combination of a house I lived in 10 years ago and a house I visited one time when I was a kid. I was there for 10 minutes getting my stuff and he didn't notice the whole time, meanwhile rats from a Discord were pinging me asking for proof I was at Bossman's house and I ignored them because I kept having to go back in for one thing I forgot. Then I woke up.

I stopped trying to figure out what dreams mean years ago. It's all a bunch of crap.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
I had a dream last night that I was on a motorcycle with Austin on one of those highways with a big grass median, me sitting behind Austin as he drove, and he crossed the median and started veering into oncoming traffic. I forced the motorcycle back into the proper lane, while asking him what the fuck he was doing. He told me to stop backseat driving and kicked me off and drove away. I hitched a ride to his house which only took like 2 seconds, his house had a layout which was a combination of a house I lived in 10 years ago and a house I visited one time when I was a kid. I was there for 10 minutes getting my stuff and he didn't notice the whole time, meanwhile rats from a Discord were pinging me asking for proof I was at Bossman's house and I ignored them because I kept having to go back in for one thing I forgot. Then I woke up.

I stopped trying to figure out what dreams mean years ago. It's all a bunch of crap.
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Maybe if you dropped a 5 pack you wouldn't of been kicked off that motorcycle broski
 
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DownSyzePotato said:
And it's a rat flipping a switch!!

Come on, Dewd. They're watching us, Dewd. Don't tell me they aren't.



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Had it been just a lab rat I would've been convinced that this was crackhead paranoia for Bossman to think Hacksaw was trying to make him feel some type of way, but the switch flipping has me believing we've got REAL and RAW lolcow easter eggs in our slots now.
 
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DownSyzePotato said:
And it's a rat flipping a switch!!

Come on, Dewd. They're watching us, Dewd. Don't tell me they aren't.



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>A rat flips a switch and takes Austin's money
>What did Hacksaw mean by this

I am not a janny or a moralfag who wants to shut down the content, but it would be funny if someone sent clips of Austin to some Jewtuber and told them that Austin is an antisemite and when he says rat he is talking about Jews.
 
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Fruttasecca said:
Has anybody figured out the rules for these weird slot machines yet?
I didnt do a PhD on probability so I dont get it
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They intentionally have different rules because each one is trying to find a specific niche of addiction. Almost always they have some variant of "free spins" though, where you can get lucky and get a super mode where you not only get bonus spins but they have better rules, for example adding in guaranteed multiplier spots. Usually the slots also allow you to directly buy "free spins", often at a cost of roughly 100 spins because they tend to have that level of value.

RTP is a number that represents how bad the odds are, it's always stated in the fine print and tends to be 94%-98%. That means on average of $100 spent, with a 94% RTP you average getting $94 back out. The high people like BMJ chase are getting those mega wins though, where you pay $.20 and get out $1000 or something. The scary part of these sorts of high volatility games is of course that if the game has a 94% RTP and it's possible to win $1000 off of a $.20 spin, that means you usually lose and the rarity of the mega wins aren't just rare like 1/37 in roulette, but often like 1/1000000.

It's no surprise that BMJ favors the games with the highest swing potential. Fire Portals comes up pretty often, that's one where if you play normal spins any "winning line" creates a wild multiplier that stacks higher every line, with the gimmick for "free spins" being that these wild multipliers persist between every spin. They cap at fucking 2500X, meaning if you get lucky you can get up to 10000X your bet, which Fire Portal caps profit at. Most of the time you end up with the wild multiplier stuck off to the side where it's unlikely to connect to any lines enough times to reach the insane multipliers needed to actually profit off of the "free spins". Like most of these games it is intentionally designed so that all of your losses look like "close calls", you will think "damn, if it was just a tiny bit different I would have won thousands" and want to spin again, not realizing that every spin is supposed to look like that.
 
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Fruttasecca said:
Has anybody figured out the rules for these weird slot machines yet?
I didnt do a PhD on probability so I dont get it
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The best way I've found to understand them is to actually play them. Now before you bust out the crackpipe and destroy your life, you can play them for free. There are sites trying to funnel you into a casino or even the slots' creators site will have them where you can play with a fake bankroll. Spend 15 minutes sitting the in dentist's office buying features and punching holes in the wall autospinning will get you a solid understanding of what's going on. I can't really figure them out watching Austin's stream because I'm paying attention to him and chat, but sitting down and flushing a couple thousand in funny money crystalizes it.
 
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