Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
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Telling retarded fat faggots (with bitch tits) to stop actively feeding the trolls is "a special kind of evil" according to pigs in space over here.

Naturally the pig is yet again trying to oink her clients away using his unmatched sway in the literary world
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"Fellow authors"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

From Community Happenings:

Metokur is doing a Father's Day stream this Sunday. Covering fathers on the Internet who are disasters. Nick will be one of them. Link in the quoted post goes to the Metokur thread.

It appears that Jimbo will be doing a Father's Day stream covering famous lolcow fathers, and the fathers of lolcows. Aside from Nick he specifically implies Ben Thorp and Bob Chandler.

I'm still holding out hope for a Fatrick-only stream one day but hopefully he'll get a shoutout this time for threatening to kill his unborn daughter, somehow intentionally giving up his rights to her, and then using her for woke points on twitter years later.

 

[RussianParasite]

And lol @ 200 rejection letters finding an agent.

His 100% true and honest agent is going to be getting his Tiny Tim in space book published any day now, stalker. Enjoy the release.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The "you are mentally ill, stalker " really has to be the laziest and dumbest attempt at gaslighting ever.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

Porsalin's doc is canceled and he is effectively retired.

Can't say I care much about this turn of events.
Cryptic Web Chronicles has been on a constant delivery streak for the past half year, and Porsalin has been an effectively dead channel for the last one and a half year.
Perhaps I am alone in this, but in my opinion CWC's easy-to-digest episodic format is a breath of fresh air, compared to the wads of multi-hour documentaries on Current Retard, those like Turkey "Her Prostate" Tom churns out when isn't busying himself with sucking Destiny's bent duck.

Especially in the case of a certified lunatic like Fatrick, who:
>regularly shoots himself in the foot every few months
>surrounds himself with a cadre of shady individuals who merit their own video segments
>has ongoing legal matters that are bound to fail spectacularly
And who therefore is poised to require regular updates in the foreseeable future.

 

[Red Frida]

Not hard to make back ups. It's annoying, but not hard. Like Patrick.

what no 3-2-1 backup plan does to a mother fucker

Didn't people support this project through Patreon? I said it before, but you're not even remotely professional if you don't have multiple backups of a project that other people financially support. No excuses. He was only beaten to the punch by like a hundred other YouTubers, anyway.

"My hard drive crashed and I didn't have backups" is an interesting way to say "CWC beat me and I'm quitting"
There is no way porsalin was going to put out a better product, what was porsalin going to add? An interview with @FROG about fatrick? Who gives a fuck, they're both a couple of grifting vaporware faggots with annoying voices allergic to an honest day's work and as far as I'm concerned porsalin did the community a favor by shuttering his project.
Not sure why EVS even had a beef with fatrick considering his recent noseguarding. He ought to sympathize with neglecting biological offspring since rackets is doing it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The "you are mentally ill, stalker " really has to be the laziest and dumbest attempt at gaslighting ever.

Maybe not, Lesley's mother had dementia so there's a slim chance it may affect her later down the road. She didn't apparently know as they hadn't talked in several years.

 

[Thé au lait]

Porktits reacts to being told to cope in his inimitable style
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He learned a new word!

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- mfw fatrick starts trying to sneedpost -

Here's hoping "Rick's _ick and _ick (formerly ___'s)" becomes a template

It doesn't even have the same amount of letters.
Pat must have been raging when he wrote that, so much he just mashed it out with his fat fingers and hit send.
Why does he never go back and edit his typos though?
Because it would be admitting a mistake?
He's such a fat caricature of a person.
He's a fucking Buffoon.

He must've been phoneposting, hit "y" instead of "u", tried to hit backspace and fatly hit "m" instead, then "unkoke" for "unlike"

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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Porsalin's doc is canceled and he is effectively retired.

commit felony youtube against actual tough guy patrick s tomlinson? no porsalin child. you had better microwave your external drive just for thinking about it.

 

[JustStopDude]

Maybe not, Lesley's mother had dementia so there's a slim chance it may affect her later down the road. She didn't apparently know as they hadn't talked in several years.

Holy shit. I honestly did not think there was something that Pat could do that would make me him hate him more.

But here we are.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Ymunkoke is arguably one of the best Cameroonian centre forwards of all time.

 

[John_Smith]

Ymunkoke William Ekpeki is Oooga Booga's (Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki) younger brother. His parents refer to him, as Pigster's parents refer to Pigster, as their second, better son. Like Kyle, Ymunkoke is more successful, better educated, and overall a superior human being to his older brother. He stays off twitter and threads and all that other scabrous social media.

 

[Creative Username]

Ymunkoke is fat-porcine-trotter-mashed-against-phone-screen-ese for "this is". His right thumb was used to type and his incredibly fat thumb base mashed against the screen, administering a quite incomprehensible series of keystrokes.

He originally said: "Ymunkoke your future, stalker." IIRC, this is the first place where this amazing failure of a mangled word appeared.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

In 1590 English traders returned to the small Virginia settlement of Roanoke. Bearing cured meats and hand-crafted Adirondack chairs from the Old World, they hoped to build a thriving outpost of European Civilization in the New. But upon arrival the traders were greeted by an empty village. Where were the colonists with whom they’d broken bread mere months ago? Among the deserted village no signs of life could be found. Weeds grew in the rich soil of what were once farms. An empty Pringles can rattled as the wind blew it hither and yon across cobblestone paths. There was no sign save one: carved deeply into an ancient elm was a single word, written in no Christian tongue:

“YMUNKOKE.”

 

[Summer of George]

Pat is trying to learn how memes work on Twitter. Is he doin it right, guise?

 

[Tablet County]

Pat is trying to learn how memes work on Twitter. Is he doin it right, guise?
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Sub-boomer meme.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat is trying to learn how memes work on Twitter. Is he doin it right, guise?
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If he's going for boomer meme 4/10. Even when failing he manages to look worse than anyone.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Sub-boomer meme.

Ah shit you trigged some red october pat autism

Verify distance to target. One tweet only.

The boomer has gone silent!

I will live in Milwaukee. And I will marry a round American woman and raise pepperoni, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a mustang... maybe even a "motorcycle." And drive from state to state. Actually I think I will need two wives.

 

[Roland TB-303]

A poem called ‘I Never sTalker’

Never lied once in my life.
Never made a mistake.
Never said anything I shouldn’t have.
Never put a foot wrong.
Never gave up on a challenge.
Never let anyone down.
Never needed a second chance.
Never took a sick day.
Never broke a promise.
Never needed any help.
Never faced a setback.
Never ran late.
Never failed a test.
Never made a bad decision.
Never backed down.
Never showed any weakness.
Never misunderstood a thing.
Never had any regrets.
Never have I ever, sTlaker.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ah shit you trigged some red october pat autism

Verify distance to target. One tweet only.

The boomer has gone silent!

I will live in Milwaukee. And I will marry a round American woman and raise pepperoni, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a mustang... maybe even a "motorcycle." And drive from state to state. Actually I think I will need two wives.

I thought that if you marry a fat woman they counted as multiple wives? They certainly eat like them