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Interestingly enough, in the Expanse- a setting with a much lower tech level than Star Wars- making a child with unorthodox parentage through gene splicing is pretty common. Hell, the main protagonist has six biological parents.

The only reason that you'd need to use the Force to do this, in Star Wars, is if they were some Bene Gesserit type cult who was deliberately trying to fulfill some prophecy or other.

Is that going to be the reveal? They were the ones who formulated the prophecy that foretold Anakin, then deliberately tried to bring it about?
 
>evil twin sets a book on fire
>entire stone fortress somehow catches fire
>generator explodes
>all the witches are suddenly dead
>a catwalk splits in half over a deep pit and the twins are on opposite halves
>the fortress is shaking and rumbling like it is going to collapse even though it is built into a mountain

What the fuck was even supposed to have happened here and how?
 
>evil twin sets a book on fire
>entire stone fortress somehow catches fire
>generator explodes
>all the witches are suddenly dead
>a catwalk splits in half over a deep pit and the twins are on opposite halves
>the fortress is shaking and rumbling like it is going to collapse even though it is built into a mountain

What the fuck was even supposed to have happened here and how?
nothing made a single lick of sense it felt like it wasn't written by a human
 
Lesbian space witches scissor each other and this somehow creates a fetus via the force.

I'm not being snarky this is the actual plot of the episode.

Also the force is literally a female entity now.
It's really funny how much it means to them to make The Force into a "female." They've been heading in this direction for almost 10 years now.
 
In hindsight, I shouldn’t have been surprised at this decision. They turned Darth Sidious from a cunning authoritarian who had a backstory regarding his motivations for his actions to generic villain who wants to destroy everything #1025 in Rise of Skywalker.

So it should be no surprise that they don’t give a single fuck about Darth Plagueis and just preceded him with lesbian space witches. Almost like how the very first Doctor Who is now a fat black woman.

They really hate men, don’t they? Lore autists kept this franchise going, but they really stopped caring for real this time. I haven’t watched Disney Star Wars in a while, but they really did make the force female and break all kinds of canon here.

It’s all so tiresome.
 
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"This was all our fault. We are the ones that wanted to have a franchise we all could enjoy to escape our lives for a while. Now would you be so kind as to leave so we can prepare to be miserable for the rest of our adult lives?"



Sometimes I wonder how long can Star Wars truly last. I mean, lets be real here, they arent gathering new fans, at least not enough to "replace" the ones they are losing by the ass load. There is only so much good faith that the franchise can ride off its "golden years" before people just...leave, you know?

I checked out after TLJ but I have been watching the beatings this franchise has been taking, one after the other.
For any of you keeping record...
They have ruined the OG trilogy cast, then Obi-Wan, then Boba Fett, then Ahsoka and the Rebels crew (for those that did enjoy those for some reason) and now here we are, ruining the very significance of Anakin's birth.

What does Star Wars truly have left at this point? Every major popular character has been ruined one way or the other. I barely see zoomer and alpha gen star wars fans, their sentiments are usually passive, like "I like the prequel memes" and thats really it. Their emotional attachment to this franchise just isnt happening so the number of people who give a shit are going to start dying out sooner or later.

And then what? Survive off scraps in terms of fan numbers? Just have shills and the media constantly gaslighting that records are being broken while conveniently hiding the viewership numbers?

Just how long one can maintain this circus going?

I heard that the Acolyte is a pile of shit and had a quick look on r/StarWars to see what the vibe was. My god those people on there are biggest coomsumers who can't look at anything critically. No matter how bad something is, once it has the Star Wars logo slapped on it they're all like "It's great! it's amazing! stop being negative! I bet you voted for Donald Trump!"

I think its very clear that going to Reddit for good cultural and political takes is a waste of time.

The site is a shill factory and they made it very clear that they are a liberal oriented site and they arent afraid to remind you of that. Any sort of conservative R/s that remained are lite conservatism on the style of RINOs, aka, controlled opposition.
I fucking knew it.....christ almighty we really need to start tallying up how much of currentyear slop culture is geared solely towards soothing the neuroses of BPD Shaniquas in media consultancy groups

It doesnt really matter. Disney is a billion dollar company and they can tank the money losses.

This clearly became a humiliation ritual and political vehicle and nothing else.
It's no wonder they've steered clear of anything to do with the sequels since then. I am going to be very surprised if their attempted Rey movie even gets off the ground. Normal audiences don't like the obvious Mary Sue, and Reylos got betrayed by their killing him off in the last movie. Who is going to show up to see a boring plank of wood again?

Eh, Im sure they will do it. They bothered to parade Daisy around and she is very much looking forward returning since her career really hasnt taken off after ROS (she has been only bad to mediocre movies since).
You must realise we are dealing with either one of the most tone deaf sheltered prideful corporate folks ever seen in human history or cultural vandals who take sociopathic pleasure in hurting what others love because its the only way they can feel something in their dark souless pits they call hearts. They know it hurts and they love it.

Or maybe a disturbing combitionation of both.
As Uncle Palpy said,

The moment they used that line again in ROS, its confirmation that it will now be used to gaslight people into thinking that the Force can just fucking do this anytime and go even beyond that.

"It doesnt make any sense!"
"Of course not, the dark side is a pathway into un-"
"YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF THE PHRASE AND SCENE!"

Amusingly, the Acolyte shills seem unable to pick a narrative for the witch episode. Are the witches bad for clearly being Darksiders and creating life unnaturally? Or are the Jedi bad for being big meanies and not letting them continue. I'm seeing both.

In our age of double think, of course we are.

When you raise people to be ok with openly contradicting thoughts, you can make them buy anything.
 
I’m not going to watch the show, but I saw a clip being passed around and I just had to praise the Acolyte for its excellent world-building.

The black lesbian space witches are doing a gay ritual chant and count “one,” “two,” and then “many.” This is an allusion to the real life observation that primitive languages spoken by near-human primates lack proper number systems. They typically just have a word for “one” thing and a word for “many” things. Since it’s sci-fi, they added a speculative “two” to the futuristic Bantoid tribe’s language. High hopes for the future!

Just thought that was a nice bit of attention to detail in an otherwise abysmal production.
 
It's really funny how much it means to them to make The Force into a "female." They've been heading in this direction for almost 10 years now.
There's a joke in there somewhere about tentacle-obsessed KKKennedy being their "female" Force avatar, but the most qualified person to make it has been MIA for over a year now.
I've posted the answer before. According to commentary from Kasdan on Solo, its Kennedy who has a fondness for "marine life" and likes to google images of weird tentacled things and sea creatures and add them to the films (kinda cements the whole Kennedy+Abeloth theory doesn't it?). A similar thing happened with Rogue One where the Mairan were replaced with fat creepy face raping octopi.

See:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...kywalker-spoilers.32492/page-364#post-4253686
(Solo commentary)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1270#post-5771587
(Non-rapist Mairan replaced with Rapist fat octopus)

So you like tentacles Miss Kennedy? What exactly are you hiding?
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This thread will never be the same without your effortposts, Admiral.
 
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