Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Pim Fortuyn]

Sighing, Matthew Hardin closed his email client. Another setback. Legal proceedings not working out they way you wanted was just part of being a lawyer, but by now his client really seemed to be unreasonably unlucky. Maybe even supernaturally so. He looked at the necklace. He meant to throw it away, but it was such a curious thing. It's just plastic, it didn't make sense that what happened to it would influence anything. Maybe he should have just thrown it out, like his client told him to. Maybe he shouldn't have put it on, even as a joke.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Everyday we get closer to fulfilling the prophecy.

 

[DumbDude43]

Sighing, Matthew Hardin closed his email client. Another setback. Legal proceedings not working out they way you wanted was just part of being a lawyer, but by now his client really seemed to be unreasonably unlucky. Maybe even supernaturally so. He looked at the necklace. He meant to throw it away, but it was such a curious thing. It's just plastic, it didn't make sense that what happened to it would influence anything. Maybe he should have just thrown it out, like his client told him to. Maybe he shouldn't have put it on, even as a joke.

greers address is known, right?
maybe someone who has a few surplus sonichu medallions lying around could see to it that one finds its way into the hands of our favorite amateur lawyer

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

greers address is known, right?

Across two circuits and the Supreme Court that his address is NOT known. Officially.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

greers address is known, right?
maybe someone who has a few surplus sonichu medallions lying around could see to it that one finds its way into the hands of our favorite amateur lawyer

All I can say is that the devil exists, and being the prince of this world, he won't let this particular plan work out in a way that will improve the state of existence in any way, shape or form.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's wild to see the courts bend over backwards for a guy who literally wrote a book about trying to sue Taylor Swift into dating him. And by wild I mean horrifying.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

It's wild to see the courts bend over backwards for a guy who literally wrote a book about trying to sue Taylor Swift into dating him.

This is Null's plan: he's going to set a date for an in person hearing and to get Russ to show up, Taylor Swift will be on his list of witnesses. Russ would fall for something like that.

 

[Pee Cola]

greers address is known, right?
maybe someone who has a few surplus sonichu medallions lying around could see to it that one finds its way into the hands of our favorite amateur lawyer

As long as there are at least three surplus medallions, one for each address shown on Hardin's filings.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

As long as there are at least three surplus medallions, one for each address shown on Hardin's filings.

Now I'm imagining the credits scene from Angry Birds, the medallion flying across the country suddenly splits into three like some kind of MIRV.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

These are retarded times we live in. When's the rapture?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

These are retarded times we live in. When's the rapture?

It happened in 1997. We're just the remnant living in hell.

 

[Bowling Ally]

Null w/ Hardin and this thread in back

 

[AnOminous]

It may be frustrating seeing another weird ruling like this, but if the judge is this colossal of a retard maybe we're better off.

I mean not many judges will just outright say "there's this case directly saying I can't do this but lol, lmao even."

 

[Harvey Danger]

I mean not many judges will just outright say "there's this case directly saying I can't do this but lol, lmao even."

2 out of 3 judges on this case have said that. (FL and 10th circuit appeals judge greenlighting contributory infringement)

What are the odds there's more out there?

Trick question: the probability jumps to 100% when KF is involved

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Probably wouldn’t be a great idea to insult the judge in case Utah boots it back to Florida. Probably won’t happen but at this point, who fucking knows?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Probably wouldn’t be a great idea to insult the judge in case Utah boots it back to Florida. Probably won’t happen but at this point, who fucking knows?

I mean the most likely thing for Utah to do is say "what the absolute fuck" and kick it back. What are they gonna do, make a Federal Supreme Court case out of it?

(The monkey's paw says this case DOES get in front of the entire Bench, but for retard reasons not anything helpful to Null)

 

[Null]

I absolutely do not give a single fuck about establishing case law for interlocutory appeals between the 10th and 11th and will not spend a single fucking penny towards that purpose. My goal right now is to get this shit done.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What I find interesting is that despite Florida already having sent out the files 15 min after the order was issued, Utah still hasn't received them.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What I find interesting is that despite Florida already having sent out the files 15 min after the order was issued, Utah still hasn't received them.

Maybe that’s how this dies. Sent from Florida, never admitted by Utah, and Greer can petition the supremes forever.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Maybe that’s how this dies. Sent from Florida, never admitted by Utah, and Greer can petition the supremes forever.

No, Stalker Florida Judge. I, the Supreme Utah Judge, never received your silly little casefiles. Enjoy litigation, stupid.