Quick rundown of the Dick, Riley, and Eric July drama. As succinct as this shit gets. I've never featured this before because Dick is basically a gigantic attention whore, but it's coming to a head now, and not how he wants it.
Dax Herrera p/k/a Dick Masterson operates two podcasts:
The Dick Show by himself with Sean the audio engineer, and
The Biggest Problem in the Universe, a reboot of a show by the same name he cohosted with Maddox, but now operates with
Christopher Vito Gesualdi, a pedophile.
Riley Mix is Dax's producer for The Dick Show. Riley is like Ethan Ralph if he was shorter and fatter and had a smaller dick. Riley's relationship with Dax is a complete mystery to all who behold it, because Riley is nothing but a continuous source of embarrassment for the show. Below is a video of Ethan Ralph and Riley fighting. You can see Riley is shorter. Their gunts kiss and it's very cute.
The Dick Show needs an enemy to function as a podcast. Dick picked a guy named Eric July, who is a black Texan comic book artist who successfully bootstrapped ISOM, a comic book about a black guy super hero. Dax's obsession with Eric July is a mystery to all, but there is an ongoing feud between them.
ISOM is named after an ancestor of Eric's, and Riley went to Isom's grave to piss on it. He also went to Eric's corporate office to try and fuck with him in real life. Nobody was there and he was instructed not to return and to stop harassing Eric.
Fast forward months later, Eric is at a convention for comic books. Riley and his girlfriend Mint Salad (Marie Hintsala) show up to protest it and hassle guests. They are instructed by management to leave, and do not, so police are called. He is arrested for trespass and stalking.
Dax has tried to spin this as a big win over Eric. The libertarian comic book man called the pigs! Unfortunately for him, Riley is truly, genuinely disgusting, and few people will fault anyone for calling police on him. This also has the unintended consequence of bringing up one of Dax's truly unforgivable crimes: hooking Mint Salad and Riley up.
Mint started drawing furry porn while living with her parents, and she called into The Dick Show for advice. Her parents wanted her to choose between their home or furry porn. Dick told her to pick the furry porn. This resulted in her losing her stable, comfortable home, and ending up in Dick's possession, and was passed along to Riley. Her parents desperately tried to figure out what happened to her, because she is mentally disabled (probably about 70 IQ) and cannot navigate the real world by herself. This results in Dick calling them on air to try and fuck with them, even though they're just very desperate and sad parents. They're also adoptive parents: Mint was likely a crack baby.
Even Dick's fans weren't huge on this. Here's ex-superfan Had calling in to voice his concerns and being dismissed as a faggot. The Mint Salad drama caused serious rifts between Dick and his fans on both reddit and Facebook, which were hugely active around the time I was talking to Dick. They're graveyards now and nobody really knows how Dick is getting $30,000 with Patreon a month, considering his engagement is almost zero.
Mint Salad is now a whore. She posts weird cringe videos on X in lingerie at Riley's direction, does OnlyFans with Riley where you can see his baby dick pissing on her, and they do hard drugs together. Her social media handle is now "autistic boobs" because her entire shtick is being a young woman who wears no clothes and screams about whatever Riley says to.
In this clip, you can hear her talk, and her disability is pretty obvious. There are other stream appearances she's been on and it's just so transparent she's not all there.
It's also really obvious that Dick knows she's not all there, because his first instinct in learning that Riley has been arrested and Mint was alone was to beg people at the convention to come out and help her. She would not be able to find her way back to the hotel without them.
So now it's kind of coming to a head. Dax is spiraling hard because nobody is on his side, and his new audience is finding out that he's actually really just a bad guy and the psychopath shit he says on his shows isn't a comedy bit. He really doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than himself. He's also implicitly threatening to dox and sue anyone telling this story.
Eric July finally responded to this about as tactfully as he could. Basically says he didn't call the cops (a shot at Dax), but honestly he would have anyways because he can't let people harass his employees even if he can handle himself.
If you want even more deep The Dick Show lore, check out Digibro. Digibro is why I stopped calling into the Dick Show. Digibro is a lolicon advocate (i.e. a pedophile) that was a frequent guest on the Dick Show.
Digibro ended up living with Riley and Mint in a car together. Digibro's boyfriend is a tranny named Bird, who is also the guy who put together Mint's GoFundMe for Riley's bail (because obviously Mint can't put together a GoFundMe by herself [and also, Dick promised he would cover bail, then didn't, lmao]).
AND, as a final kicker, Digibro's ex-fiance was Pantsu Party, May, who later married Ethan Ralph and gave birth to Demon Baby #2. Riley, Ralph, May, Digibro, and Bird can be seen in the video where the gunts kiss.
Now that is a powerful cat.
