Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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He's invested in the Eric July grift and he thought that sending Riley to stand outside an event for two hours would be his masterpiece, only for it to go the opposite way, and now Dax might be beginning to realize how much time and credibility he's wasted on alogging Eric July.
Closer to three hours, I think.

Just to be clear on how sad and pathetic it was.
 
He's invested in the Eric July grift and he thought that sending Riley to stand outside an event for two hours would be his masterpiece, only for it to go the opposite way, and now Dax might be beginning to realize how much time and credibility he's wasted on alogging Eric July.

Probably shouldn’t have sent two tards, or a tard and an autist, out to do it.

That video of how Riley yells at her and orders her around really rubbed me the wrong way, especially since we all know her OF is paying for everything in that house.
 
Has less to do with the show needing an antagonist and more to do with Juju needing one. Because, as we know, Dax is more woman than man.
Don't insult women. This is actually the final form for the GUNTGUARD :gunt:

The Guntguard was an unholy union of grifters whose mission was to protect the image of King Ethan Ralph by all means necessary. The guntguard included Null, Mister Metokur, Dax Herrara, Nick Rekieta, and Gator. The first two saw the light from Holy Crusader PPP and left. And Gunt was sacrificed to the corn harvest and abdicated his throne from the Sektur and fled to Mexico. Desperate the remaining Guntguard knew the only way to save Ethan Ralph was to destroy their own reputations, they couldn't fix Ethan's reputation but they could make themselves look somehow uglier than Ralph. And so they did:

Nick Rekieta - Neglected his children deciding to have orgies and coke parties in the bedroom.
Gator - Revealed himself to be a simp for a Pedophile Vtuber
Dax Herrara - Got a special needs girl to leave her family and become a sex slave to a pathetic white trash pygmy

And have they succeeded? Ehh probably not Gator because Ethan Ralph still is a wife beating piece of shit. But I would buy a Torta for Ralph before I'd give a cent to Nick n' Dick.
 
Probably shouldn’t have sent two tards, or a tard and an autist, out to do it.

That video of how Riley yells at her and orders her around really rubbed me the wrong way, especially since we all know her OF is paying for everything in that house.
Well to him, she's a retarded fuck-doll he can literally piss on. Riley is small dick energy incarnate: Brash, fat, stinky, and an all-around piece of human shit who should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate he is and have the world become that much brighter.

It seriously disturbs me that such people can exist and go unpunished for so long.
 
Dax has tried to spin this as a big win.
Daxipad is a perfect example of brain rot messing someone up so much that they don’t grasp how life works anymore. Internet BloodSport style interactions are not just some average day in, day out mundanities. It’s a little poetic to see some complete jackass who talks down to his “friends “ and goes around trying to pwn everyone like some self-important debatebro, absolutely lose his facade of cool. The definition of a try hard.
Dax is spiraling hard because nobody is on his side, and his new audience is finding out that he's actually really just a bad guy and the psychopath shit he says on his shows isn't a comedy bit. He really doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than himself. He's also implicitly threatening to dox and sue anyone telling this story.

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That’s looks fairly explicit. He can try (hard) to act like he’s not already dropping personal details about the guy, but there he is on Elon’s own TXwitter, mentioning that this dude is a new dad. The implication you mentioned is clear, that Dick knows information on him & will give him the ole Maddox treatment by sicking his moronic (& often psychotic,) pack of pet retards on him just for speaking. He’s trying to do the same with Eric July too. Not to mention how Dick mentions all his lawyer pals (practicing & non-practicing alike.) Comes off like he’s threatening to sue versus his typical pose of cool. What failed machinations for Old Juju the Cow.
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“I could sue you so easy, if I cared to, man.”

If I was Daxipads “friend ,” I would rethink it. Look at his latest golden boy now:
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Speaking of IBS, I watched a clip of the Tonkasaw boxing match recently, and as I watched, noticed how Dick spoke to all the guys around him. He was negging them like some PUA, making them the butt of his jokes, filming when they clearly didn’t want to be filmed, and it was just disrespectful BS.

What really caught me off was wondering why the hell those guys ever thought Dick was their friend? It’s clear he doesn’t seem to care, no amount of beer or faux regard can make up for Daxipads level of disregard for his “boys.” I heard some jokes in the footage that are still told about these guys today. Don’t give a pass to someone who treats you as less than. He is a total poseur and not genuine, from everything I’ve ever seen of him.
 
I get the feeling that the Maddox lolsuit win really went to his head, which is sad really. It’s the equivalent of thinking you’re a pro boxer because you hit a haymaker on a scrawny retard who kicked you in the leg.
He didn't even need to do anything for Maddox's suit to crash and burn, LanDUI and his outrageous monetary claims made sure that the suit was doomed to fail. Dick is a prime example of how yayo turns people into egomanical assholes, not to mention he just isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but believes otherwise. Have fun explaining to the lawyers how the so-called defamation is hurting your bottom line, don't forget your checkbook.

I like how this current situation is unfolding, finally it's not just "Black Comic Book Man bad!" ad nauseam. And all just because one retard sent another retard out to do his retarded bidding.
 
The site they are on is called Fansly, an Onlyfans competitor. But more people know what Onlyfans is if you're talking about in general that he whores her out online.

I didn't know until this week that she was adopted, I was assuming she had parents and ran away. The adopted parents disavowed. The real parents imagine living with that you gave up your baby to become this. I also didn't know until a few days ago their content was piss. This is worse more legitimate sex trafficking than "Eliza Bleu" but the woman or family has to want to pursue those charges or she's simply a hoe.
Looks like Onlyfans does not allow pissing content - this might be why they use Fansly. Literally too degenerate for Onlyfans.
 
Thanks for writing that up; it fills in the blanks of the stuff I didn't know.

In this clip, you can hear [Mint Salad] talk, and her disability is pretty obvious.

That speech pattern reminds me of the videos of "mama JF" aka Elora. Something is definitely wrong with Mint Salad.

When I saw the girl filming the stream of Riley getting arrested, I didn't realize this was the girl (Mint Salad) you had mentioned previously: the one who called into Dax's show, got kicked out of her parents' house over drawing furry porn (with Dax's encouragement) , and then became Riley's "girlfriend" (aka victim)

Even Dick's fans weren't huge on this. Here's ex-superfan Had calling in to voice his concerns and being dismissed as a faggot.
That clip is really kind of shocking. I've always suspected Dax was a clinical psychopath / sociopath... He seems unable to feel empathy in any normal sense, but has no problem feeling anger, jealousy, and rage. He tries to mask all of this sickness & pathology under the guise of "comedy".

That clip you shared of Had calling into Dax's show was very eye opening.... Why so much rage? Totally inappropriate emotional affect for the circumstance. It reminded me of Dax's conversation a few months back where Dax interviewed JF about his missing wife... Where they both laughed heartily at the possibility that JF had murdered her. It was very unnerving; it seemed to me two sociopaths egging each other on.

Dax and JF laugh about how to get away with murder. JF's wife is still missing one year later, and was already missing for several months at the time of this interview. (timestamp=26:51)

These people are really something else. They are all pathological personality types orbiting one another in some fucked up social solar system. No wonder Nick Rekieta is so attracted to Dax. It's a narcissist orbiting a sociopath. Nick wants the child-free family-free hedonistic lifestyle combined with unlimited narcissistic supply via public adoration. But fortunately now everyone can see the mask slipping for both of these lunatics.
 
Metal Jess, Maddox's girlfriend at the time. IIRC Dick said Jess called Marie's job to try to get her fired so they filed for a restraining order. Maddox never talked about it so I dunno if it's bullshit.
Maddox talked about the entire situation in his long video about Dick stalking him. Jess was just as the end of her rope because Marie was harassing her publically and nonstop at Dicks encouragement, which is documented. You don’t need a good reason to file a restraining order, most are accepted, so it’s not like that proves anything. This wasn't trying to cancel someone, Marie has a public job in a school and when you are the face of a harrassment campaign to harass your ex’s new girlfriend, expect a call reporting this behaviour.

edit: should note a factor in the restraining order was that Marie could not contest it as she had no lawyer. Really fucked up.
 
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I've never seen so much dick sucking on this site than there is for Eric July, waaaa poor Eric why is EVS and his hangers on being mean to him waaaa, I don't know maybe because they find it funny and are making a ton of money out of it.

Lol at the reactions
I don't think it is I who is mati it is you stalker children.
 
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I've never seen so much dick sucking on this site than there is for Eric July, waaaa poor Eric why is EVS and his hangers on being mean to him waaaa, I don't know maybe because they find it funny and are making a ton of money out of it.
Got any funny clips, leaked DMs, or other archives of Eric July chimping out and being a lolcow to share with the rest of the class so we can all have a good laugh?

Or is it just going to be more vague “umm i dunno he just doesn’t take criticism well or something!” and personal army requests like the last time when an Eric July thread was attempted?

I hate niggers. I hate comic books. I want to laugh. Don’t make this so difficult, please.
 
I've never seen so much dick sucking on this site than there is for Eric July, waaaa poor Eric why is EVS and his hangers on being mean to him waaaa, I don't know maybe because they find it funny and are making a ton of money out of it.
Dax does it for his show, but EVS is seething because EJ is better at selling comics than him. EVS is a joke he went after Doug for not being pro-gay.
 
Maddox literally talked about the entire situation in his long video about Dick stalking him. Jess was just as the end of her rope because Marie was harassing her publically and nonstop as Dicks encouragement, which is documented. You don’t need a good reason to file a restraining order, most are accepted, so it’s not like that proves anything. This wasn't trying to cancel someone, Marie has a public job in a school and when you are the face of a harrassment campaign to harass your ex’s new girlfriend, expect a call reporting this behaviour.
Marie also got free legal representation from a fan of the Dick Show who ended up being on a bunch of episodes. Maddox and Jess did not have a lawyer.

Kian Magana. To my knowledge he stopped appearing on the show for career reasons but I'd say he is still friends with Dick.

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Didn't this start when Vito came in to show. He might have sold this thing to Dax Herrera and now Dax is committed to it.
Well probably not associating with pedos would have saved him from this problem as well.

Tony from Hack the Movies called in on episode 48 of TBPITU (15 July 2022, link here, discussion starts at 1:10:20) and that looks like the first time Eric July was brought up on the show, with Tony needling Vito the Pedo to get a rise out of him. Tony mentions that Vito had been slapfighting on Twitter for a couple of weeks at that point.
In turn, each successive show started featuring Dax needling Vito over EJ during the banter segment, but the whole thing just snowballed. At first it seemed like he was just doing it for da bit.
By the time the ISOM comic came out, Dick was so invested that he cajoled audio engineer Sean into reading it and bringing his comments into TDS. That must have involved quite some desperate convincing, because Sean had a long track record of not giving any fucks about cringe Internet drama.
With so much Rippaverse discussion now pervading both of his shows, Dax basically painted himself into a corner. In his mind, to avoid dropping the subject and taking the L, he had no choice but to double down on Vaedo-guarding, which he has basically been doing ever since.
IIRC Riley wasn't really attached to any of this at all until he took the trip to the Rippaverse warehouse to tape his own fucking cash money onto the window. Maybe Dick put him up to it somewhat, but I would fully believe that this retard drove a thousand miles, of his own accord, just as an act of attention whoring and Masterson ballwashing.

Reminder that Vito's comic is now 2 years in the making and is still not close to coming out. lmao
 
Null kinda mentioned it.

Dick’s show is better/needs an antagonist.

It’s not super complicated, Dick doesn’t have some complicated reasoning and I doubt he ever sits and seethes in private over July. Or really thinks about him much in off hours.

His show is just better when there is an antagonist of sorts, and July fits the bill nicely. Especially since he’s easy to rile up.
Dick also has an unhealthy “never admit fault, double down, always be the contrarian” mentality because he’s an actual child who’s never had to have any responsibility bigger than paying a housekeeper and owning a dog.

Daxipad originally went after Eric July because he thought Eric July is making a comic as a grift + vito didn’t like him because of his comic book.

People tell Dax not to be so retarded and that Eric is cool.

Dax, who cannot apologize and say that he got the wrong end of the stick with Eric,
moves the goal posts and makes it about art and charity and integrity and story telling?

People are now giving Dax more problems because he is an ironically doing false flagging, gay ops against Eric by reporting his comic to charities and what not. + Eric’s comic does very well, he seems to be hitting all of his targets and nobody seems to complain about the art or story.

Dax, now red in the face and furious, doubles down and go hard after Eric because people keep telling him “Eric ent a bad guy, just let the nigga make his comics”. So JuJu the cow then accuses everyone of being in a right wing grift-anomics conspiracy theory that everyone is keeping Eric up because he’s a magnet for money and fame. In Daxipads drugaddled ,
forever Peter Pan syndrome contrarian has to then be against Eric because now he’s fighting a culture war and Eric, the mean, mean man is trying to censor him by…. Selling comic books and not replying to Riley‘s bad faith super chats… oh and being upset someone pissed on his grandfathers tomb stone…. And he told someone to “pull up” once…


Dick thinks he has comedy gold and he’s topping a figure bigger than Maddox.

When in reality, this is nothing like Maddox Eric July is literally the complete opposite of Maddox even when it comes to skin color.

The only thing Eric and Maddox have in common is that they both think Dick Masterson is an insufferable idiot.
 
If sexually exploiting a retard by facilitating their travel across state lines isn't trafficking then it should be.
It is trafficking. They groomed her smooth brain and put her to work as a pisswhore making porn.
Its sexual exploitation of a vulnerable adult.
If she wasn't a retard it wouldn't be, it would just be sleazy, but she's fucking slow in the mind.
 
Having to hear about Mint Salad, Riley, and whoever else was involved in whatever gay online controversy of the episode, that was what killed TDS for me. The show already spent too much time on random internet figures, but at least it was fun to hear John Mcafee being crazy or Doug TenNapel talking about his career. And Maddox is insane enough to be worth the hate, or was. But I can't be bothered with the irrelevant internet drama between nobodies. And that's saying something because I use The Farms.

I feel sick thinking about the fact that this is even still "airing." Who listens to this shit?
 
I've never seen so much dick sucking on this site than there is for Eric July, waaaa poor Eric why is EVS and his hangers on being mean to him waaaa, I don't know maybe because they find it funny and are making a ton of money out of it.
People hate forced bullshit. Eric July is the Scrappy Doo of lolcows. You can push him as some sort of epic source of hilarity all ya want, but the people aren't buying it.
 
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