Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Rick The Stick]

There's a female Sith Lord that I absolutely adore. She's Legends continuity now, and only appeared on the PSP/PS2/Wii versions of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. I'm speaking, of course, about Darth Phobos. Born on the ancestral Sith burial world of Korriban, she was a ruthless and cunning woman who slew many of her fellow Sith. She developed a fanatical cult that spread fear and terror across the galaxy, inspiring countless failed assassination attempts against her. She was so reviled that a joint mission between Jedi and Sith was responsible for ultimately killing her. Even so, the horrors she left in her wake were enough to make the Jedi use a holocron of her as part of the Trial of Insight at the Jedi Temple in Coruscant.

I vividly remember being an autistic preteen staying up unfathomably late on school nights with manky earphones popped into my PSP as I was reading the biographies in the character compendiums. That entire autistic sperg above wasn't taken from Wookiepedia either; that's entirely from memory! Fact check me and tell me how accurate I am, if you so desire. Nothing that Disney made in the years since acquiring Star Wars ever evoked such wonder from me, and I loathe the day when they decide to make Darth Phobos canon again and turn her into an edgy girl power icon.

Yet another reason why Star Wars under George was infinitely better no matter anyone says.

diots writing this genuinely think black people can't do math

Considering the extremely low bar blacks are given across the board, this just makes the writers realistic. Not idiots. They're simply applying real world logic to the fantasy space opera. Makes me wonder if Mace, under dinsey canon, made Master because he didn't have the same high standards to meet someone like Ki Adi or Obi-Wan were expected to.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Funny enough, if Moses was still around, he'd have stoned them to death.
''Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live......''
-Exodus 22:18


Insert ''something something witches are spiritual women who stand up to patriarchal religions'' or some other BS.

The way I see it, General Grievous had the proper response to witches in Star Wars:

General Grieves did nothing wrong on Dathomir.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Considering the extremely low bar blacks are given across the board, this just makes the writers realistic. Not idiots. They're simply applying real world logic to the fantasy space opera. Makes me wonder if Mace, under dinsey canon, made Master because he didn't have the same high standards to meet someone like Ki Adi or Obi-Wan were expected to.

Actually, Mace Windu had way too high of a standard; hence why he was doubly hard on Anakin and didn't trust him. If anything, Mace's problem is that his standards for Jedi were way too high. Of course, that only counts for demeanor and loyalty to doctrine; in terms of fighting skill, Mace's comrades, whom he took with him to fight Sidious, all of whom were Council Masters, were woefully lacking compared to him and Anakin.

General Grieves did nothing wrong on Dathomir.

Basically, yes. The TCW Nightsisters perverted the Force into a corruption that few Sith would be comfortable with, they woefully mistreated the male Zabrak population of their world, and they had no problems brainwashing people. Eradicating the TCW Nightsisters was as much a victory for the Will of the Force as it was a victory for the Confederacy.

Additionally, one of the few good things Sidious did in the TCW time period was draw out Mother Talzin and kill her.



Just like with the Bando Gora, Sidious knew that Talzin would be a big problem for the galaxy at large, and so he ended her. One of the few times he did his job as a sovereign.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Funny enough, if Moses was still around, he'd have stoned them to death.
''Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live......''
-Exodus 22:18


Insert ''something something witches are spiritual women who stand up to patriarchal religions'' or some other BS.

The way I see it, General Grievous had the proper response to witches in Star Wars:

I just can't get over how the Nightsisters are explicitly evil but we're supposed to feel bad that Grievous killed them off.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

She also looses to Mace and Jar Jar too

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

To allow them a tiny ounce of fairness: Force "witches" were a thing in the old EU, except these were badasses that rode Rancors as war steeds and used them as attack dogs. Naturally, the new ones are fucking lame.

Lame AND Gay. Literally in this case.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I just can't get over how the Nightsisters are explicitly evil but we're supposed to feel bad that Grievous killed them off.

That isn't the only case. The same thing happened with Death Watch and Bo-Katan. All of a sudden, they're the good guys now.

Yeah, sure, let's forget the fact that Bo-Katan joined a terrorist cult that tried to kill her sister, and that she participated in their blowtorching of an innocent village as if she and Pre Vizsla were Waffen-SS officers bumping into a Warsaw Ghetto.

Really, the Republic's reaction to Bo-Katan showing up on board Kenobi's warship should've been to arrest her on the spot. The Coruscant Guard should've showed up and arrested her, and Commander Fox should use R2's footage of Bo and her mates burning that village down so that Tarkin would have an excuse to make her disappear, only for Kenobi to speak up in her defense because she rescued him. Then when Bo says something about getting rid of Maul, Palpatine seizes on the opportunity, gives her a pardon, an army, and sends Ahsoka with her for support. There. My logical re-creation of that scenario. And I came up with it in two minutes.

Not to mention the fact that Bo-Katan also turned against the very same Mandalorian tradition that she betrayed her sister Satine for. She acts like Maul took illegal control over Mandalore, even though Maul won the trial by combat fairly, yet Bo-Katan didn't abide by the legal terms of the duel.

Yet Dave basically made Bo-Katan a pure heroine with no guilt over her past actions, and the Death Watch's most fervent adherents were suddenly made into good guys, too. Instead of being the Space Wahhabists that they were originally under Lucas.

I'm not saying groups can't change, but at least throw us a bone here. At this point, the fact that Mandalore quickly joined Death Watch and switched sides from Satine, to Pre Vizsla, then to Maul, really shows me that the place must be just one glorified banana republic where they don't care who's in charge so long as they keep the lights on.

Which obviously, didn't work out so well.

 

[Miller]

I watched the episode on JLongbone's Rumble channel. In terms of writing and aesthetic, this is on the same level as Star Trek Discovery. The stone fortress built inside a mountain looks like a fucking vagina, there's even a small bit of rock at the top to reference the clitoris. Also I think I recognized the troon/skinwalker youtuber among the females.
At this point it's not agitprop anymore.

 

[tehpope]

So now Star Wars is lesbian wicca? The franchised died when Lucas sold it to Disney. Lets just pretend nothing else happened afterwards. I stopped giving a shit about Star Wars after episode 8.

 

[Gondolindrim]

The rehabilitation of Death Watch is hilarious to me. Because
1. You can tell they can only get away with it because Bo-Katan is hot (in the cartoon at least)
2. All the emotional moments in the world doesn't change the fact that they're essentially a group of space rednecks that kill innocent people for fun.
3. Maul was the legimate ruler of Mandalore by adhering to their traditions...but this is bad because Bo is a giant baby and refuses to accept any situation in which she loses fair and square
4. From TCW onward, Mandalorians are no longer allowed to be cool because that would require them to do *gasp* morally bankrupt things! So now they just ramble about honor and fight "approved" enemies like Imperials.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's a female Sith Lord that I absolutely adore. She's Legends continuity now, and only appeared on the PSP/PS2/Wii versions of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. I'm speaking, of course, about Darth Phobos. Born on the ancestral Sith burial world of Korriban, she was a ruthless and cunning woman who slew many of her fellow Sith. She developed a fanatical cult that spread fear and terror across the galaxy, inspiring countless failed assassination attempts against her. She was so reviled that a joint mission between Jedi and Sith was responsible for ultimately killing her. Even so, the horrors she left in her wake were enough to make the Jedi use a holocron of her as part of the Trial of Insight at the Jedi Temple in Coruscant.

I vividly remember being an autistic preteen staying up unfathomably late on school nights with manky earphones popped into my PSP as I was reading the biographies in the character compendiums. That entire autistic sperg above wasn't taken from Wookiepedia either; that's entirely from memory! Fact check me and tell me how accurate I am, if you so desire. Nothing that Disney made in the years since acquiring Star Wars ever evoked such wonder from me, and I loathe the day when they decide to make Darth Phobos canon again and turn her into an edgy girl power icon.

She's still sort of canon now. However she only mentioned in books no one has bothered to read because fuck the new trilogy.

Basically, yes. The TCW Nightsisters perverted the Force into a corruption that few Sith would be comfortable with, they woefully mistreated the male Zabrak population of their world, and they had no problems brainwashing people. Eradicating the TCW Nightsisters was as much a victory for the Will of the Force as it was a victory for the Confederacy.

Nothing they did compares to the corruption Leslye Headland has done to the Force. Chances are she'll eventually write some fan fiction about using the Shibata Force threads to create Force Zombies

 

[Male Idiot]

Yeah, sure, let's forget the fact that Bo-Katan joined a terrorist cult that tried to kill her sister, and that she participated in their blowtorching of an innocent village as if she and Pre Vizsla were Waffen-SS officers bumping into a Warsaw Ghetto.

Bo Katan, She-wolf of the Beskar-SS. Ready to ride a wolf and fingerbang any Ashokas.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The black lesbian space witches are doing a gay ritual chant and count “one,” “two,” and then “many.” This is an allusion to the real life observation that primitive languages spoken by near-human primates lack proper number systems.

This reminds me of troll numeric system in Discworld:

Trolls have a numeral system of their own, based on powers of 4. The base numerals are one (1), two (2), three (3), many (4) and lots (16), which can be combined to form higher numbers. When combined, each numeral's value is added to those of the others. Higher-valued numerals take priority over lower-valued ones, so that 4 is written "many" and not "two-two" or "three-one" and 20 is written "lots many" rather than "many many many many many". If there are no ones, twos or threes, the number is written with spaces between the numerals; if any exist a hyphen replaces the space between every numeral. With only the revealed numerals the system rapidly becomes unwieldy in higher numbers (for example, one hundred twenty-six in English becomes lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-many-many-many-two in trollish numerals, assuming that they do not have numerals higher than lots), but this may not bother the trolls.

She's still sort of canon now.

So is Thrawn, but they made him retarded and the worst tactician in the galaxy.

 

[Miller]

So is Thrawn, but they made him retarded and the worst tactician in the galaxy.

This shows that Star Wars storytelling can't function under Disney.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So is Thrawn, but they made him retarded and the worst tactician in the galaxy.

He was fine in Rebels but than he gets stranded at the edge of the galaxy and just I don't know, gives up and hopes various underlings can get him back. He had no plans if the Mofs and what's her face didn't bring him back. Thrawn would have had way more plans and way more people than just like five or six.

Like for fuck sake's, your star destroyer has enough energy to hover all that time, I'm sure you could have gone to the sun in that sector and got enough energy and materials to make your own booster. But nah! Vacation time! Even has two women all to himself that apparently will do whatever he wants so may as well make the most of it.

At least Ahsoka isn't as bad as Acolyte, so I guess congrats?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He was fine in Rebels but than he gets stranded at the edge of the galaxy and just I don't know, gives up and hopes various underlings can get him back.

He was fine in Rebels, just like in the books - defeated by circumstances beyond his control. But in Ahsoka he's terrible - in the books he would do something seemingly stupid and nonsensical, it would work perfectly and then he would explain his reasoning for doing it. In the show he would do something nonsensical and stupid, it would fail as expected and that's it. Somehow they made him more competent and intimidating in an animated show for younger audience.

 

[draggs]

Gethzerion is seething in her blown-up transport grave on Dathomir. She tore Luke Skywalker's brain into chunks inside his skull like it was nothing, now Nightsisters use their power to reeeeeeeeeeeeee until babby appears!

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Gethzerion is seething in her blown-up transport grave on Dathomir. She tore Luke Skywalker's brain into chunks inside his skull like it was nothing, now Nightsisters use their power to reeeeeeeeeeeeee until babby appears!

Kathleen and Leslie badly misunderstood "Where you had one bone, now you have three."

 

[mlanguishi]

So now Star Wars is lesbian wicca? The franchised died when Lucas sold it to Disney. Lets just pretend nothing else happened afterwards. I stopped giving a shit about Star Wars after episode 8.

I used to be a proud Star Wars fan, even in the face of being called a nerd. I even stood up for 8, and took people to see 9 a few times. Now, with what's going on now, it's like the friend you grew up with and respected turned into an HRT to kids zoo troon. Fuck Lucas for selling to these guys and not making a big stink. Fuck Spielberg for letting Kennedy get away with it so long. Either of them had the power to do at least something.

I'm like Kneon on Clownfish now, I don't even want to watch the OT ever again. There were people during the prequel times that hated them and bitched. TPM was fine to me, AOTC blah, then ROTS very, very good.

TFA was fine to me, and I had that reality distortion field going on with TLJ, now I know that's where it started to end. I don't see it going up from where it is now though, which is everyone hating all of it and mocking ex-fans like me for ever liking this shit.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At least Acolyte episode 3 should give Patrick some hope of being a professional writer for a series. The best Headland can come up with for a name of a snack is "space cream". Seriously? Space cream? This should show anyone here that you should not hire fan fiction writers for major productions.

I get that they're throwing everything at a wall to see if it sticks, but it's being thrown by limp wristed faggots with down syndrome

Gethzerion is seething in her blown-up transport grave on Dathomir. She tore Luke Skywalker's brain into chunks inside his skull like it was nothing, now Nightsisters use their power to reeeeeeeeeeeeee until babby appears!

To be fair these are different witches with a different force tradition, a shitty one, but still a force tradition.