Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"

once again we're back to Nick didn't read the WH40k sourcebooks! If only he read it as closely as he's studied The Bible he wouldn't have fallen to Chaos
You don't need to read the source books to understand that giving your soul over to Slannesh by debasing yourself withmore and more debauched hedonistic activities to the detriment of all else is a losing proposition.
 
yeah
i think people here make the mistake of extrapolating from nicks current state and personality, and concluding that he must always have been a complete subhuman, but most likely he was a pretty normal dude back then.
all the stuff people accuse old nick of feels pretty flimsy and exaggerated for dramatic effect, including the claims about
>he was a porn addict turbo gooner
>he was a video game addict giga nerd
Well. Those two came from him. The video game addict thing is from his own account of his first year at the college. The porn addict thing comes from a variety of videos over the years where he either talks about his interest in porn or shares alot of details which can be tied chronologically to certain points in time related to his porn consumption.

He doesn't come across as a "subhuman". Rather he come across in his college years as a particular well-known type which is rather normal. The dorky college nerd who watches too much porn and spends all his time playing video games has been around for decades.

>he actively pretended to be gay for years
I can agree on that one. That particular story has been sometimes overblown. He did pretend to be gay. But for how long or in what circumstance or how seriously he was about it is anyones guess.

>he tortured small animals for fun
That one is overblown too IMO. But people have strong opinions either way on that kind of thing.
 
i actually know a guy who's fans of Doug, is he always backpedling super hard on his statements? this just makes it look like Nick 100% abused his kids and Doug's just playing "definition of is is" just from the clip its him going "Nick isn't a monster but legally he did in fact do everything they accused him of and are just not being lenient"

what the fuck is that? its like he's trying to bypass a content filter "Nick is innocent, but yes he is a swinger and drug addict and by definition did abuse his kids"
Doug is an amazing artist, but that kind of attitude is very much on brand. He's always smug and above it all (although he does go harder on trannies and homos than he does other sinners, as demonstrated in his talk with PPP).
I'm glad PPP was knowledgeable enough, on Rekieta and Christianity, to press him and he had to backpedal a bunch.

@Strix454 has some great new and older posts on Doug in this thread if you're interested.
 
Aaron and Keanu read out Nick's Instagram DMs to Keanu on their show today.

Unfortunately they haven't published the screenshots, I guess to force people to watch the stream.

according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"
I recall that was brought up on one of the STMS streams from the Rekietas. Maybe the "Shirtless Nick Rekieta" stream from March? It did seem to be some sort of inside joke.

Ok i dont know how to clip. Aaron on his show on friday of AM says April was on a trip. Would be back Monday
April was on the show on that Friday.

Did you make that up or did you have the date wrong?
 
So Nick and April has been at a pizza plance and a Dairy Queen together?

Ffs man, if you want to have a sidepiece, go for it, but don’t advertise it all over your small town.

Imagine the looks Kayla would get, as people see her. Everybody in town knows that her husband is banging a younger woman.

No wonder she stays pilled out on the couch.

It’s really fucking disgusting. I actually feel bad for Kayla.
 
I'm guessing thread hasn't discussed/suggested that April has a formal/informal settlement/agreement with Nick to not turn states evidence. She has him by the family jewels quite literally, and he has no choice but to provide a home and infinite cocaine to her

I’m sure somebody suggested it at some point, but that person should feel bad and be embarrassed because it’s a terrible suggestion.

(Unlike Nick killed someone and the prosecution doesn’t know about it.)

What exactly would she be testifying about?

That Nick took coke? Not really illegal. And not something he’s charged with.

That Nick HAD coke? Sure, but we already have the cops being able to testify about what they found.

That Nick fucked her with the balldo? Disgusting and hot! But not illegal. Yet.
 
I think the people who regularly watched Nick back in the day are more likely to say that he was at one point genuinely Christian, and then changed over the course of time. Regardless of whether he was genuinely Christian or not, this is going to be true, since people aren't quick to admit that they were fooled.
I never regularly watched Nick but have been aware of him since the Maddox shit. I am not the Christian trad dad demo. However, originally I did think he must be the real deal because of the background info -small town lawyer, Minn, five kids, wife, nice house.

It seemed really odd to me a small town lawyer with five kids to support would be fucking around online so much, but whatever. Maybe he got very very lucky with some civil case settlement? Small town lawyers running a solo-practice stay very busy, they don’t have time for the BS Nick engaged in. Their “social time” totally intersects with their business and political life where they have many interpersonal relationships with the other attorneys, judges, local police, court house staff, local politicians, etc..

Then it came to light he actually has a large trust fund and never really practiced law and it all made perfect sense. His “small town lawyer” was a just another role he tried to play but it didn’t work out. I’m sure now this was due to the work ethic, interpersonal skills and relationships it takes to run a successful solo practice in a small town. Nick is not capable of any of that shit.

Now, I think the Christian stuff was somewhat authentic for many years because Nick got a lot of positive feedback for being a Christian. He got a nice wife. His wife’s family thought he was great. His parents were pleased with wholesome Nick and the grandkids. I’m sure his church likes Trust Fund Nick too. The Rekeita’s could have afforded to be well tithing members. It all would have given him status and ego boosts. The Christian sphere lays out a set of values and code of conduct and if you follow it your status rises and respect is given.

I think the life he built in Minn was good enough, until it wasn’t. No doubt porn and the internet fed into this. Being a stay at home parents to five kids started to burn him out. Not a lot of “me time” with five kids. His wife’s life was revolving around kids when Nick decided he needed an erotic lifestyle to be satisfied.

Suddenly the life he built was too provincial, too strict, old fashioned, not cool, not hip. He didn’t need the approval of Scandinavian prudes when he had Dax and Depp trial watchers paying him for toasts. He no longer wanted the approval or respect of his IRL community and family. The parasocial online stuff was way easier and more ego gratifying.

I also think Nick is bizarrely vain for such an ugly guy. Maybe it’s from porn? But that post by @Not Who You Think with great receipts was very informative for me as a very casual viewer like me. I think his nerd incel days and porn really did make him start viewing relationships with women as transactional. It probably makes him feel more in control, comfortable and powerful to have this perspective since he’s got the trust fund and Kayla and April do not.

It seems very depressing that you could be in your 40’s, married for 20 years with five kids, and still have the priorities of a horny 19 year old with too much time on his hands.

The way Nick talks about porn, masturbating, sex toys and sex twice a day makes him sound like a sex addict, not a guy with a healthy happy sex life and solid marriage. It sounds like he has a huge void in his life and he’s tried to fill it with the wrong shit; sex, drugs and online attention.

Maybe his posturing about monogamy was true at one point, years ago when Kayla was his trophy, and he worried about losing her? I also think Nick is a control freak in relationships, but esp ones with women, so the Christian monogamy reassured him that he will always be Kayla’s only option. But after e-fame, YT money and twenty years of marriage Nick now feels monogamy of depriving him all the cooming he deserves.

Kayla got plastic surgery, boob job, coke whore diet, tattoos, watched porn, went to Hedo2, etc… She tried everything to please Nick and be what he wanted but what a doomed endeavor and I’m sure it psychologically broke her years ago which is why she’s the anorexic dead eyed zombie we see today.

Their marriage is fucked if ranking in the sexual market place is a top priority. Nick is very concerned with how other people view him and needs what he perceives as a trophy wife. Kayla probably fit that bill very nicely for years. I’m sure she was one of the prettiest wives at their church. But Kayla couldn’t compete in Nick’s new online world where the sexual marketplace is filled with ethots, porn stars and 22 year old hookers in Vegas.

Nick might have really had some Christian morals and principles at 35, but by 40 he had bought into the BS Dax was selling and had evolved beyond pedestrian Christianity with the help of psychedelics, porn and his genius brain. He thinks he’s got way better options at 42 than he had at 32, and is only taking full advantage of these options (whores, drugs and booze) like any rational high value vapid, narcissistic, shallow man should.

Nick’s comments about prenups, high value male/females and American Beauty make me think the only reason he still pays any public lip service to monogamy and being married is due to being married and not having a prenup. Kayla, surprisingly, listens to his streams so I think he’s careful of what he says on this subject because of her and some degree of public perception. Selling her on swinging, hookers and now having a live-in girlfriend was a good work around to get what he wanted without the cost of a divorce.
 
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If she wasn't charmed by material wealth, then young Nicholas' charisma and so-called "game" must have been great.
Remember, though - certain types of psyches are frequently drawn together. Some have speculated that he is a narcissist and that could suggest she has a codependency tendency [I'm being really soft about this, but it's early morning. there's clearly a screwy dynamic. She seems codependent; not sure if he's a narc or just an asshole.. Probably both.]. Being codependent doesn't mean you aren't accountable. You're just a bad actor who is weak rather than a bad actor who has the upper hand.

But if it's accurate she's got codependent tendencies, she's going to date as far down as it takes if she finds that one who flips those switches she may have been unaware of at 20. But at 40? And now, after everything? Shows 0 self-respect, but that's no excuse for sticking in, buying in, and making the choices she did and does.

starving, unbathed, and and unclothed
the monster Kayla Rekieta is
Jesus Christ, calm down. You're getting the vapors.

even more because unlike Nick, she carried each of those kids for 9 months and
went through the tragedy of two miscarriages before finally getting her first child.
This reeks. A father who neglects their children is equally as bad as a mother who does.

Karla Homolka
True, though few people know her ex-husband's name, whereas hers is synonymous with horrific depravity. Deservedly. But she got less because she did a plea deal in exchange for testifying against him. As for him (Paul Bernardo), he got life, compared to her 12 year deal (and it turned out she was probably more an active participant than the deal was brokered, based probably on bias but also bc she apparently scored very low (5/40) on some sociopath index, compared to his 35/40). However, after conviction he also confessed to 10 more rapes (unrelated to their stuff together), for whom someone else was tried and convicted, then ultimately exonerated after Bernardo finally fessed up.
 
Finally finished it. This has been sitting for 2 weeks.
You niggos better like it because it took quite some time.
First time doing this AI/blend thing, so it kind of sucks.
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Brother Manning's Divine Prophecy​

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Got a friend to upload it to his channel, enjoy.
It will probably get yeeted for hate speech, though the original has been there for a decade. You all know how report happy Juju and his gimps are.
10/10

Would watch on my tripod-mounted phone, while waiting for my hard-boiled eggs to finish, and reaching for a drink from my Xbox mini fridge.
 
As a humble farmer myself, I have been watching Nick's content since the Knoxville hilarity. Seeing his descent has been eye-opening to say the least.
I have written some lyrics to two new songs and let Suno figure out the rest. I'll be damned if parts of it didn't sound like it did in my head while writing the lyrics.

Congrats Nicky! Have another drink buddy. You really deserve it!

t. former fan


Enjoy the songs.


Pink Balldo
[Intro]

[Verse]
Well I don't have a clue where my family went
After my mountain of coke and money was spent
But I do have a clue where my nuts should go
Thats inside the confines of my pink Balldo

[Chorus]
Oh Balldo!
It just ain't for your cock
Oh Balldo!
Make your nuts drop like a rock
If you can't please your woman and your dick is soft
Just strap your nuts in and hold your balls aloft
Oh Balldo!
Turn the boys into dippin' dots
Oh Balldo!
What is pussy like? I forgots!

[Verse 2]
The police came by and took my kids away
In county jail is where I'd have to stay
While they found all my coke and ketamine pills
While the noseguards defended me like bullshit shills

[Chorus]
Oh Balldo!
It just ain't for your cock
Oh Balldo!
Make your nuts drop like a rock
If you can't please your woman and your dick is soft
Just strap your nuts in and hold your balls aloft
Oh Balldo!
Turn the boys into dippin' dots
Oh Balldo!
What is pussy like? I forgots!

Cope Coke Stream (I did nothing wrong)
[Intro]


[Verse 1]
I turn the TV on in my new studio
Fire up the livestream and start the show
Everyone is anxious and spamming chat
"When are the wife and kids coming back?"

I chuckle smugly to myself and take a sip
"These idiots don't know how to right my ship"
I'm so smart and cant help but blab
While drinking my can of Monster Rehab

[Chorus]
I didn't do anything wrong, you see?
This is a big government conspiracy
They placed all of that coke and most of those pills
They even bugged all of my window sills

To make me look bad on the internet
They don't know what they're gonna get
When the Balldo Lawyer steps into court
And stuns the room with a mighty snort

[Verse 2]
So my chat asks me "When you goin' to rehab?"
"Never!" I say as I hit the dab
Acting like a cunt is what I do
That's why I'm on Locals and not YouTube

Barnes and Viva both think I have a case
Tellin' me to take it to court post-haste
Spend thousands on the finest lawyers around
While my reputation goes straight to the ground

[Chorus]
I didn't do anything wrong, you see?
This is a big government conspiracy
They placed all of that coke and most of those pills
They even bugged all of my window sills

To make me look bad on the internet
They don't know what they're gonna get
When the Balldo Lawyer steps into court
And stuns the room with a mighty snort

[Bridge]
I just wish you people could see
This is just so weird and so funny
I always tell the truth with a wink and nod
Reading passages from the bible acting like a god

[Violin Solo]

[Chorus]
I didn't do anything wrong, you see?
This is a big government conspiracy
They placed all of that coke and most of those pills
They even bugged all of my window sills

To make me look bad on the internet
They don't know what they're gonna get
When the Balldo Lawyer steps into court
And stuns the room with a mighty snort
 

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That one is overblown too IMO. But people have strong opinions either way on that kind of thing.
Yes I do have a very strong opinion about Nick torturing animals and I will never back down from that. If you have to kill an animal - don't torture it. Whether it's a spider, a skunk or an elephant - don't make it experience that much pain and terror.


TWICE. TWICE he drowned that skunk. Poor thing was exhausted after the first drowning, he could've walked into the woods and open the cage - it would probably never come back. It would probably tell all other creatures to stay away from that psychopath. But no, he had to keep torturing it whilst it was in his hands.
And if you did it - don't broadcast it to the world, like it's a funny story, like it's something that should be normalized. Don't lie that a skunk was 'threatening your family and your livestock'. Everything about it is fucked up, and I will never see it any other way.
 
@elb with the deets.
Balldo's youngest child gave Aaron a stuffed animal as a present. That's downright bizarre. I had no concept of giving adults gifts when I was at their age.

Yes I do have a very strong opinion about Nick torturing animals and I will never back down from that. If you have to kill an animal - don't torture it. Whether it's a spider, a skunk or an elephant - don't make it experience that much pain and terror.


TWICE. TWICE he drowned that skunk. Poor thing was exhausted after the first drowning, he could've walked into the woods and open the cage - it would probably never come back. It would probably tell all other creatures to stay away from that psychopath. But no, he had to keep torturing it whilst it was in his hands.
And if you did it - don't broadcast it to the world, like it's a funny story, like it's something that should be normalized. Don't lie that a skunk was 'threatening your family and your livestock'. Everything about it is fucked up, and I will never see it any other way.
Obligatory.
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according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"

once again we're back to Nick didn't read the WH40k sourcebooks! If only he read it as closely as he's studied The Bible he wouldn't have fallen to Chaos
So what you are saying is that Nick likes to mind larp as the Joker however, I don't remember Joker pimping out Harley. Which is funny considering that a clown faced mass murderer has higher standards than Nick.
 
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Ok i dont know how to clip. Aaron on his show on friday of AM says April was on a trip. Would be back Monday. April on the bikini stream shows he hip tat and says she got it from a very sexy man in texas. Coomalot has said multiple times he has known about April for 10 months. The puzzle pieces seem to fit. However as with the entire mess it could be April went to texas to buy a truck. The tattoo was thrown in for free. Coomalot never knew about april.
The only things we know 100 percent are!
Nick had drugs
Nick had guns
April was there
The kids were hungry and dirty
Kayla was there
Aaron is a liar
Nick is a liar
Aaron had been reading KF since December
Aaron and April had been staying at Nicks alot because they broadcast from Nicks studio
Nick had stayed at Aaron's because he broadcast from their studio.
They all went to gay 90s because they all admit it.
We know aaron and april went to pleasure palace because they admit it.
We know other things that have been proven here before the mess broke.
This mess is Aaron talking and caught telling lies. So putting the pieces together like a huge jigsaw puzzle with no straight boarder pieces. I personally think Aaron meeting the Rekietas was an accident. Then Aaron latched on like the needy, insecure, weasel he is. That is just my opinion.

Sorry for the bad take
Sorry, but this 'April was at Anime Matsuri' theory you're pushing is Reddit-tier retarded. Using the 'but everyone lies' excuse is equally as retarded. If Aaron or Nick told you water is wet, you'd doubt them. The 'muh hip tattoo from Texas' theory to link it with AM is just as retarded. Use Occam's Razor for once in your life.

Anime Matsuri 2023 and the Steel Toe anniversary show at whatever biker bar they have it occurred on the SAME weekend. That NY couple that Aaron and April are buddies with (Geno and Keanu) were also there in Minnesota that same weekend since like the Thursday or Friday (follow April on IG to see all the proof).

Unless you have proof that April has a friend named Scotty who can beam her up to different places on the map instantly, time to retire mate.
 
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