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The way some sick fucking Gendershits try to headcanon Sam and Frodo into a pair of pillow biters is some of the most sick fucking shit I've had the misfortune to come across and it's almost insulting to Tolkien, who didn't intend anything of the sort.
Tolkien survived the Somme, saw his friends drown in blood and mud and shit, saw them blown to pieces, gassed, burned, and tried to convey how hardship and horrific struggles can form friendships that are closer than blood, and these gross purient coom brained fucks try to turn it into a sodomite fantasy to jerk off over.
Its fucking gross and its insulting as hell.
Tolkien would be fucking appalled.
The suggestion that two men cannot have a close emotional bond without it being gay sounds to me like the epitome of toxic masculinity.
 
Enjoy this collaged pooner.
I've never collaged before (please no booly) but thought it might be a fun new craft to try. She's made with an old quilting magazine and an even older metro map book. I think I'll keep going with this hobby, but definitely need better scissors and tweezers. One of her nips is forever embedded in the glue stick.
Cartoon pooners are my favorite and I'm not ashamed I used my time in this manner.
Spoilered because she's airing out her phallo.
It's awesome. I love it.
The suggestion that two men cannot have a close emotional bond without it being gay sounds to me like the epitome of toxic masculinity.
You know for want of a better word (that term is so retarded) yeah, its one way of putting it.
 
Ugly pooner collections from Tumblr by the transmasc tag:
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Heckin' strongfat dood.
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So heckin' valid dood bro kings.
 
I decided to check out FFA and see what I could find. On the first page of their personal post I find this. Is there an official name for the woman version of being into sissification? Getting macho'd?

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CW: some discussion of sex

This is a bit of a ramble but I don't have anybody to talk to about it, so here goes.

I am a cis woman. Over the years I've slowly gone from being quite feminine – although I always said "girly" since I had an alternative fashion sense that didn't feel like what I would see called feminine or even femme – to butch. And I fucking love it! For a while I wondered if it might be a phase but I feel so comfortable and happy this way. Two things that clinched it was letting my hair grow out for a year because I was trying to save money and trying to wear makeup again (I stopped in 2020 but I still have all my old stuff). I used to love my long hair and lipstick, but now they felt like some kind of dumb cosplay. The more masculine features of my body are also the ones I find most attractive and want to emphasize. I have a thin, natural mustache that I stopped shaving, I started working out to build arm muscles, I even looked into getting a binder because I have a big chest and wish it were smaller. I have wondered if I wanted to pursue low dose T. I thought about using a more masculine nickname and only decided not to because my name is a family one that means a lot to me. I bought a soft packer and honestly I love it. Sometimes I will wear it, flatten my chest (temporarily!) with tape, and just hang out like that and even though I'm too shy to go out in public, it's super satisfying. I'm considering getting a binder, packing, and just hanging out like that at Pride this year to see what it's like.

So obviously at this point I would be silly not to wonder if I am trans. I live in a relatively liberal area and work in a young workplace, so I showed up and many of my coworkers defaulted to using they/them for me despite the fact that I had she/her as my pronouns in my email signature and Slack. I decided not to correct anyone and treat this as a natural experiment with they/them and the conclusion I came to is that it feels wrong every time and I hate it. However, I do not infrequently get called he/him, sir, or a guy by strangers and I love it! So I spent a while wondering, am I a trans man? But despite the fact that I really like the men in my life, the idea of being a man seems like another kind of cosplay. Being anything except a masculine woman feels like a real downgrade. Being female has never been a particularly meaningful identity to me until I thought about changing it.

One of the pieces that I haven't mentioned here is that I used to have a wonderful circle of queer friends and be very connected to my community, but after the pandemic and then moving home to help take care of my elderly parents, I just don't anymore. Lately I've been thinking back to how in the 2000s it wasn't uncommon for people to identify as bigender, or to ID as genderqueer but use the pronouns of their assigned sex at birth. Some of those people have since transitioned or changed pronouns, but some haven't. I also thought about how common it is for gay men to use she, or girl, or take about having an inner woman. Again some of them eventually transition but some of them don't. When I've considered if I want to transition it sort of felt... Rote, I guess? And remembering that there are so many different ways of being, but also that when I was younger I was in spaces where I might have been able to talk to people about this or try stuff out but now I'm not was really helpful for me. I love drag kings and would love to be one, except that I'm a middle aged person with a bum knee who can't dance. I had an ex who IDed as female at the time but would sometimes present as a "male alter ego" with a different name. (Full disclosure, my ex has since transitioned).

Now we get to the most awkward thing which is that masculinizing my body, getting called a man, cross-dressing, etc is uh, hot. It's sexy. A huge part of my fantasies involve me being called a man, me cross-dressing, me being taught or forced to be more masculine. Obviously I don't only do it because it's sexy but I can't pretend it's not also hot. And part of me is like so what if I'm a woman who wants to be a man sometimes during sex! Would that be so bad??? I read Miss Vera's Cross Gender Fun for All and a lot of it really spoke to me. But then I get very self conscious. Trans people have done so much work making the world understand that it's not a kink it feels disrespectful for me to show up and be like "But actually it is a kink for me!" Also uh, the one time I tried to connect with someone to explore this, he was definitely weirded out by the fact that I didn't ID as trans. And female-to-male cross-dressing is definitely a rarer kink than the other way around even if I think the appeal, for me, is similar.

I don't really know how to wrap this up, I know it's rambly and there is a lot going on. Has anyone gone through a similar experience or had a friend who did? Do you have thoughts, suggestions for other avenues of exploration, or anything else?
 
It's the difference between a waifu and a blorbo, to use the modern terms.
With regards to your whole comment, I feel like you should co-author a book with Abigail Shrier.
It's funny, my experience of being a young adult on the early internet gives me a similar perspective that other people DO NOT get. Most people who have seen the things I have were weirdos who were actually into that stuff.

Even my husband looks at me agog sometimes, having accused me of telling tall tales or overblowing the impact niche little online communities have.
He's coming around now that his friend group has either had their children impacted by this crap, or have dredged up the same crap I have known about for 20 years. Last weekend he put one of his buddies on speaker phone while he cooked dinner and I just shot the shit with this dude about trannies and the different podcasts we listen to that have anti tranny content. It was hilarious.
 
Forced defeminisation, I guess. That Onision nonce is into that, turning underage girls into pooner groupies.
Is there an official name for the woman version of being into sissification?
Forcemasc is the term they use, there was discussion of it either ITT or elsewhere in the stinkditch a few weeks/months back, I think. So if you search the forum for the term there should already some lunacy posted for you to enjoy boggle at.
 
Enjoy this collaged pooner.
I've never collaged before (please no booly) but thought it might be a fun new craft to try. She's made with an old quilting magazine and an even older metro map book. I think I'll keep going with this hobby, but definitely need better scissors and tweezers. One of her nips is forever embedded in the glue stick.
Cartoon pooners are my favorite and I'm not ashamed I used my time in this manner.
Spoilered because she's airing out her phallo.
I love her. She definitely belongs in OP @Procrastinhater !
 
It is Adam and Eve, but Adam is pregnant. Hecking valid Adam, dood of the family, manliest of all the men. Eve is jacking off in the goon room, her programmer socks crusty already. The maid, Esmeralda, cleaned it this morning, but it is already as it has always been. Adam feeds his pet rat some tuna salad, there are no more tampons for it to nibble on.
 
I love drag kings and would love to be one, except that I'm a middle aged person with a bum knee who can't dance.
Sigh. Gotta mid life crisis? Take up a musical instrument or get involved in a local charity group. Or get a new car. You'll live longer. And won't be so fuckin' cringe.

Trans people have done so much work making the world understand that it's not a kink it feels disrespectful for me to show up and be like "But actually it is a kink for me!"
Because they wouldn't lie about something like that, now would they?

Another impressionable idiot who's supposedly old enough to know better discovers that defying social norms and edging closer and closer to the abyss is so fun, so exciting, so hawt.

Zzzzzzzzz.
 
Is it just me, or are these freaks somehow viscerally more repellant than AGP men who pop a stiffy in a dress and want to groom young kids?

I'm not saying that TIMs and pedos are good, obviously, totally foul. but there's something about the Eidanns and pick me pooners that really makes me feel physically sick, far more than the Sophie Labelle's or the Yanivs of this world do.

I can't put my finger on it.Anyone else feel similarly or have any input?

And why are they always called some form of Aiden for a name? I know one who thinks she's special because she is calling herself Eidann. 🙄
 
Enjoy this collaged pooner.
I've never collaged before (please no booly) but thought it might be a fun new craft to try. She's made with an old quilting magazine and an even older metro map book. I think I'll keep going with this hobby, but definitely need better scissors and tweezers. One of her nips is forever embedded in the glue stick.
Cartoon pooners are my favorite and I'm not ashamed I used my time in this manner.
Spoilered because she's airing out her phallo.
( "There once was an old lady who swallowed a fly" )
♫There once was a pooner who wanted a dick, we all know why she wanted a dick.
She wanted a dick to grill with the boys, even though she'll never turn into a boy.

She wanted no boobs to take off her shirt, she wanted testosterone to shave her face,
She wanted a girlfriend to feel like a man, but she'll never turn into a man.

There once was a pooner who peeled down her face, received a forehead implant that peeled down her face.
The pooner wanted to be a guy, but girls will never into a guy.

I guess she'll die.♫
 
Now we get to the most awkward thing which is that masculinizing my body, getting called a man, cross-dressing, etc is uh, hot. It's sexy. A huge part of my fantasies involve me being called a man, me cross-dressing, me being taught or forced to be more masculine. Obviously I don't only do it because it's sexy but I can't pretend it's not also hot. And part of me is like so what if I'm a woman who wants to be a man sometimes during sex! Would that be so bad??? I read Miss Vera's Cross Gender Fun for All and a lot of it really spoke to me. But then I get very self conscious. Trans people have done so much work making the world understand that it's not a kink it feels disrespectful for me to show up and be like "But actually it is a kink for me!" Also uh, the one time I tried to connect with someone to explore this, he was definitely weirded out by the fact that I didn't ID as trans. And female-to-male cross-dressing is definitely a rarer kink than the other way around even if I think the appeal, for me, is similar.
If anyone doubted that autoandrophilia exists, this hits every single “imagining myself as a man is hot” button. Maybe it’s not as destructive as AGP, but… it’s right there. It’s a thing.
 
Women don't have festishes!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ONLY A MALE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I almost cried yesterday cuz i dont have a dick
i hate hate hate having a vagina, dude. i want to have a dick so bad, i wanna fuck like a man. like wearing strap ons just aint enough for me. i wanna feel what is like to be inside a someone. i wanna jack off like a man, i wanna penetrate someone and FEEL that stuff.

yet i dont want to be a man. i dont want people to treat me like a man. i dont want to be socialized as a man. i wanna be treated like a person. i wanna be treated like me. i dont want my genitals to change the way im treated like a human, i just want a dick for the sexual aspect.

i really really want a dick. i wanna see myself with a hard-on!! yesterday i almost cried after yearning so hard for this nonexistent dick. i hate my anatomy so bad WHY was i born with this stupid vagina AAAAGHGGG%!!!!$&×
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yet i dont want to be a man. i dont want people to treat me like a man. i dont want to be socialized as a man. i wanna be treated like a person.
Is she implying that men are treated as if they aren't people? That's a first. Why is it that all of these people caught up in this always seem to think either very, very poorly of the opposite sex or they think very, very highly of them and put the fantastical experience of what being the opposite sex must be like on a pedestal or begin to hate natal male or females for just existing as they are. (Unless of course she means she doesn't want to transition because trannies are treated poorly? But that's not really the case, is it?)
 
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