Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

I'd be very surprised to learn that Elaine had read anything more challenging than the Daily Star in the last five years.
People complaining about others not reading books and then not giving any recommendations are untrustworthy, it looks more like a pose than legitimate criticism.
 
People complaining about others not reading books and then not giving any recommendations are untrustworthy, it looks more like a pose than legitimate criticism.
She should start with The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Not Now, Bernard. Maybe in a year or two she will be ready for Jacqueline Wilson's oeuvre, and eventually perhaps even some Philip Pullman or Malorie Blackman or something of that nature, though I doubt she will understand more than the basic words on the page. Without a Spark Notes or perhaps a kindly TA/tard wrangler to help explain to her she'll never get the subtexts of anything that complex.
 
She should start with The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Not Now, Bernard. Maybe in a year or two she will be ready for Jacqueline Wilson's oeuvre, and eventually perhaps even some Philip Pullman or Malorie Blackman or something of that nature, though I doubt she will understand more than the basic words on the page. Without a Spark Notes or perhaps a kindly TA/tard wrangler to help explain to her she'll never get the subtexts of anything that complex.
Phillip Pullman would break her brain, what do you think you're dealing with here? Some kind of 8th grade reading level??
 
She probably has to use text to speech on her devices, with her eye line being the way it is, can understand reading being a challenge.
With her latitudinal eye differential, she can read the top and bottom of a page at the same time. She can not read books twice as fast as you!
 
She's actually 22
22?
Fuck.
I guess the life of a super 1337 hax master try hard dumbass catfished SWATer really takes it out of you.
She looks 40.
>Read a book!
>Suggests a website.

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Fucking sped.
Yeah I thought that was funny.
She really is like Sideshow Bob, juat stepping on rakes she sets up herself.
Its the 171iQ.
Smarter than Stephen Hawking. Hawking and Einstein were both 160.
This fucking absolute mouthbreather is trying claim Nikola Tesla level iQ.
Hawking also said "people who boast about iQ are losers."
 
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Smarter than Stephen Hawking. Hawking and Einstein were both 160.
This fucking absolute mouthbreather is trying claim Nikola Tesla level iQ.
Hawking also said "people who boast about iQ are losers."
Even if true (it isn't) IQ well outside the normal range is not even all that useful a lot of the time. Sidis may have had the highest IQ of all time and he was a barely functional autist who ended up a commie and spent much of his later life writing a completely autistic encyclopedia of public transportation transfer tickets of interest mainly to himself.

Elaine isn't Sidis. She's just a plain old garden variety sped.
 
Here me out. It might be that she really is of noble blood.
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The observation has been made multiple times in the past but it is a rather striking likeness.
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Lainey, I know you obsessively follow this thread. Do you know this man? What is your relation to Bossmanjack's editor?
 
Does Twitter ban for ban evasion?
Yes, although the process for reporting ban evasion is a little more difficult than the traditional reporting system. It's very much like the process of reporting accounts spreading CSEM which involves going out of the app (if one is using mobile) snd providing a detailed report which most mobilefags have difficulty navigating. So if it was because of ban evasion, someone's got a massive hateboner for Elaine.

We also don't know if she was threatening people via dms, which is easier to report and an emboldened Elaine tends to be more aggressive in private towards those she doesn't like.
 
Yes, although the process for reporting ban evasion is a little more difficult than the traditional reporting system. It's very much like the process of reporting accounts spreading CSEM which involves going out of the app (if one is using mobile) snd providing a detailed report which most mobilefags have difficulty navigating. So if it was because of ban evasion, someone's got a massive hateboner for Elaine.

We also don't know if she was threatening people via dms, which is easier to report and an emboldened Elaine tends to be more aggressive in private towards those she doesn't like.
To be fair, she looks for it because she tries to fuck with Jim, Null, and random women wherever she goes non stop. All she has to do is not do that and shut the fuck up, but that's like asking a downie to be smarter at math than an asian, it can't be done.
 
To be fair, she looks for it because she tries to fuck with Jim, Null, and random women wherever she goes non stop. All she has to do is not do that and shut the fuck up, but that's like asking a downie to be smarter at math than an asian, it can't be done.
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