Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

>Oh hey a thread on another user at least staff approved of it let's check out its conte-
1718306425779.png
1718306469342.png

Reading this was like reading a comic about the Bizarro world. But instead of a superhero it's a bizarro stink ditch. The guy can't just be a narcissist, even narcissists have groups of friends. Else we wouldn't have so many threads on community watch. There's gotta be something else wrong with him like BPD or something.
 
>Oh hey a thread on another user at least staff approved of it let's check out its conte-
View attachment 6084559
View attachment 6084561

Reading this was like reading a comic about the Bizarro world. But instead of a superhero it's a bizarro stink ditch. The guy can't just be a narcissist, even narcissists have groups of friends. Else we wouldn't have so many threads on community watch. There's gotta be something else wrong with him like BPD or something.
Obviously a Cluster B psycho. It’s practically comorbid with troonism. A-man-duh is giving us not only a perfect example of the phenomenon, but is also a quintessential specimen of the incel-to-troon pipeline. That he’s an edgy atheist who likes ponies is a glance into the milieu of what happened to the fat neckbeard atheists that proliferated in the 2000’s and early 2010’s: most of them trooned out and hopped over to the right-wing political sphere.
 
That he’s an edgy atheist who likes ponies is a glance into the milieu of what happened to the fat neckbeard atheists that proliferated in the 2000’s and early 2010’s: most of them trooned out and hopped over to the right-wing political sphere.
I'd hardly call Colton right wing. He only stans The Donald because he "hates Mexicans". He's on the dole, he refuses to get a job, he supports abortion (especially since he's a misanthrope who's down with decreasing the surplus population), he longs for a public healthcare system like Canada's, and he is perfectly fine with using public funds for sex changes.

Although to be fair, he's never filed a tax return and doesn't pay income or sales taxes (by virtue of being unemployed and living in Oregon respectively).

For him, it's not left or right, it's the center. Not in an "I just wanna grill" way, but in an "I'm the center of the universe, and everyone can lick my poop wound" way.
 
I do find his anti-tranny takes interesting. There is a very small subset of troons who are against trannyism like Tranny Destructor or Colton here, and they cope with their obvious hypocrisy by insisting that they are the one and only true and honest trans wymin and all other trannies are fakers. It never even occurs to them that they're not any more female than their fellow ogres in dresses, and I can't figure out why they don't realize that.
 
I do find his anti-tranny takes interesting. There is a very small subset of troons who are against trannyism like Tranny Destructor or Colton here, and they cope with their obvious hypocrisy by insisting that they are the one and only true and honest trans wymin and all other trannies are fakers. It never even occurs to them that they're not any more female than their fellow ogres in dresses, and I can't figure out why they don't realize that.
@Autphag is like that too. At least the "truscum" define transgenderism as a medical condition; these narcissists just want to be the One True Trannies.
 
I'd hardly call Colton right wing. He only stans The Donald because he "hates Mexicans". He's on the dole, he refuses to get a job, he supports abortion (especially since he's a misanthrope who's down with decreasing the surplus population), he longs for a public healthcare system like Canada's, and he is perfectly fine with using public funds for sex changes.
Sounds like someone who just uses most controversial right wing talking points and posts them in the most offensive way possible but in reality is a loser who wouldn't survive without support from the state. So, a representative of a large portion of /pol/tards.
 
I'd hardly call Colton right wing. He only stans The Donald because he "hates Mexicans". He's on the dole, he refuses to get a job, he supports abortion (especially since he's a misanthrope who's down with decreasing the surplus population), he longs for a public healthcare system like Canada's, and he is perfectly fine with using public funds for sex changes.

Although to be fair, he's never filed a tax return and doesn't pay income or sales taxes (by virtue of being unemployed and living in Oregon respectively).

For him, it's not left or right, it's the center. Not in an "I just wanna grill" way, but in an "I'm the center of the universe, and everyone can lick my poop wound" way.
Any idea if he actually stuck his dick in a real woman before getting it turned into an ax wound? If he's not a irl full-on incel, he sure acts like it.
 
Any idea if he actually stuck his dick in a real woman before getting it turned into an ax wound? If he's not a irl full-on incel, he sure acts like it.
More than likely not, dude chopped it off rather quickly, although there's probably a Mia Ham somewhere in Oregon
 
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv
I am thinking that the actual OP should be inserted as the first post in the Mass Debates thread with Colton's original PA post following it.
This what I was thinking, though 30 pages of "I'm not a man" is a bit tedious to read. I still think is a good idea, maybe some condensing might be in order.
 
This what I was thinking, though 30 pages of "I'm not a man" is a bit tedious to read. I still think is a good idea, maybe some condensing might be in order.
There was already a bit of condensing as mods merged a bunch of Colton's posts. He would individually reply to everything instead of quoting. Without that, I think the original thread would be over 100 pages.

There are a lot of important sections in that Mass Debate thread amidst all of Colton's sperging, like the intial dox, finding the mugshot, the YouTube stream archive, etc... I'm leaning towards insert OP first, then add all these posts after the last post in the Mass Debate thread. It would be long, but I like that everything would be in one place instead of having to jump around.

@Trombonista, is my proposal for how to roll this OP that I outlined in a previous post possible/reasonable from a mod's perspective? Also is Joseph eligible for the "Online socialization is a bust!" trophy?
 
@Trombonista, is my proposal for how to roll this OP that I outlined in a previous post possible/reasonable from a mod's perspective? Also is Joseph eligible for the "Online socialization is a bust!" trophy?
While it is possible, I wouldn't have the power to do it. Null would be able to do it, though.
 
I probably already know the answer to this question, but did he show any signs of gender dysphoria while you were sort-of friends?

Aside from wearing makeup, acting all "uwu" and shit, and occasionally wearing feminine clothing, he really doesn't present himself in a stereotypically feminine manner (except the negative stereotypes incels love to use ad nauseam).

I’m just impressed by @Assistant Manajerk ’s commitment towards being a good friend to Colton. Frankly if I had to endure the company of this sideshow carny in my own car for a single trip I’d seriously consider taking up seppuku.

You can blame my "Sky Daddy bullshit". The very thing he mocked me for was what kept me from just yeeting him to the curb. I know I should have done it sooner, but I try not to abandon friends. And I had also hoped my example would rub off, I was wrong.
 
The thread is live and it's has been a great read.

Dude is so unhinged, he gets rejected everywhere he tries to join. At that point I would just die of shame.
Colton aka @Saladfingy05 has been stalking this thread for the entire day, it's hilarious.
Screenshot 2024-06-14 001225.png


@Saladfingy05 You suck at alting, Colton. I can immediately tell this is you by the gay naming scheme that ends with a 5, not to mention you've been reading this thread since this morning refreshing over and over again.
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN. COPE, SEETHE, AND DILATE.
A man duh.gif
 
Back