Geekthulhu
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I see you are getting your news from Cog lol.Nigger, you're a glorified delivery boyyou don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to money
Say you are Cog fan without saying you are a Cog fanboy.
Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.
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Say you are Cog fan without saying you are a Cog fanboy.
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- Oct 11, 2018
It's already 1:40pm EST. Cog is late. I am getting nervous. Will I get my hit of precious Cogtent today? Will he intellectually destroy the Trollcow? I hope we find out soon, but first
Bunghole Tiger, Cog's top feeder, is attempting to steal the Eric July cogsclusive away from the Casino with some strong accusations
this youtube link leads to a video of PPP repeating Daddy Gym's jokes. It is Bunghole Tiger's own channel. There's a few autistically edited meme videos of Ralph and the Casino Boys
this one is kind of weird knowing Bunghole is already a feeder. Is this more fetish content?
this youtube link leads to a video of PPP repeating Daddy Gym's jokes. It is Bunghole Tiger's own channel. There's a few autistically edited meme videos of Ralph and the Casino Boys
this one is kind of weird knowing Bunghole is already a feeder. Is this more fetish content?
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WE'RE GOING LIVE, COGHEADS. FILL UP THAT CHAT! He is playing Linkin Park before the show starts.
He is having tech issues. 'You think today is going to be a fun show? It's going to be shit. We are scraping the bottom of the barrel'
5 memberships come in first thing! Cog says "ding ding ding" sadly and sarcastically. I hope my posts are not having a negative impact on Cog's mental health. I love the dings! Don't change a thing
He is discussing memberships again and encouraging people to subscribe. We need those emojis.
Quick detour to talk about Geekthulu again. He is saying that Geekthulu has failed at everything he's tried, and is now trying to be a vtuber. Sorry about your failed vtubing career, Geek!
SCyberTaz has donated another 5 subs! It's a fucking dingathon today. Now BUNGHOLE TIGER WITH 20 MORE SUBS! WE'VE ALREADY SMASHED LEVEL 2! $177/200! The people are demanding an Aaron Steeltoe emoji. Someone wants a coffee cog emoji. They're voting now.
The audience seems confused about the topic of the stream. They don't know who Twitter Geek is. They want more Geekthulu.
The hat comes off. It's not looking good.
He's fucking PISSED about the technical issues. He can't find something on Bunghole Tiger's timeline. He's yelling at Bunghole to send whatever it is to him over discord. He's mad at twitter for making likes private. He's just MAD. He can't stop complaining about literally everything today. The show hasn't even started and he already wants to end it. KINO
Now he's asking anyone who joins his discord server to dm him so he can approve them to post. He is afraid of people spamming his discord.
Here is the image Cog spent 10 minutes yelling at his chat to find
The cog coffee emoji won the vote! Looks great!
larger version:
Now he's trying to crop the emoji so it shows up better in his chat. Nailed it
Chat is satisfied. Bunghole Tiger paid like $100 for this. On to the Eric July video! Still at $177/200
Shoutout to Bunghole Tiger! He made it onto Eric July's video!
"If we smash level 2, I'll have a coffee, ok?" he keeps pausing the Eric July video to urge his viewers to donate for an impromptu mukbang. "if you want me to have a coffee, we need 23 more!" "black coffee too, I won't even add sugar! It'll be gross!"
AND JUST LIKE THAT, SNIVLES COMES THROUGH CLUTCH WITH 5 SMOKES. WE'RE DRINKING THE COFFEE TODAY BROS. PLAY THAT ZELDA MUSIC!
He's gonna go on the "big cam" to drink the coffee. I have never been more excited in my life. "If we hit 300 today, we can watch the double tase video I promised yesterday!"
BEAN ALERT! BEAN ALERT!
Elaine is all but forgotten. We're eating good today, beanbros. "If we hit $250 today, I'll eat 2 coffee beans". COME ON BUNGHOLE. $204/300
Smoke break! Trollcow vs. Twitter Geek next!
Back! Diving into "Twitter Geek". Someone in chat says they like Trollcow because she can be funny. Cog says he has to make fun of her because she makes fun of him. Now he is debunking Twitter Geek's claims that his donos are AI generated
seeing now that he mostly loves engaging with other idiots. Cog loves playing detective and debunking retarded shit. He has found a great nemesis in this "Twitter Geek". $204/300
holy fucking shit he has a tattoo of a cog on his hand
Cog is just reading twitter threads. I don't even know what the fuck any of this is about. No wonder he spent so much time stalling before getting to this. He has yet to drink the coffee. Reading Godwinson tweets dunking on Geek. "Twitter Geek I promise if we ever met in real life you'd get your ass kicked". Now he's calling Twitter Geek poor. That seems to be one of his go-to insults. $204/300
Cog thinks it's funny that everyone ignores him and makes fun of him until they need him for a Vickers cogsclusive. IMO more people should respect him for having an in with a guy who tried building an internet presence off his daughter getting cummed in by Ethan Ralph.
"Twitter Geek, you have 13k followers, how have you not been able to translate this into revenue yet????" $204/300
THE BIG CAM IS ON! THE COFFEE IS OUT! THE FEEDERS ARE SALIVATING!
CHUG CHUG CHUG
Great work Cogster. Gold star! Ding! $209/300.
Back to making fun of Twitter Geek. He's reading his tweets in a monotone nerd voice. Never seen someone get so thoroughly pwned. This goes on for a very long time. He is having the time of his life doing this silly voice. $219 now. 'Let's smash that goal if you want to see me munch on some coffee beans'
DING DING DING! SCyberTaz with 5 more subs! $244/300. Only $6 from Cog eating 2 coffee beans.
Now Cog is watching a Godwinson video and criticizing his fashion sense. He is saying that his cream colored shirt does not pop enough against the white background. I am entranced by this cogtent.
He pauses the video to rant about how he doesn't take anything seriously and is only doing his show to laugh at stuff. He seems weirdly defensive here.
Uh oh, 5 minutes until the smoke break and we haven't smashed the $250 goal yet. He threatens to not eat the 2 coffee beans if we don't get that $6 soon. Cog is watching Godwinson interview Elaine, clearly bored and saying nothing. I wonder what he's thinking about in that little coggy head of his right now
"what's going wrong? are the viewers bored of beans?"
After an extremely long time watching in silence, Cog snaps to attention upon hearing his name and pauses the video. "I'm living rent free in these people's heads!" He is so happy that someone mentioned him during their hour-long schizo rant.
Time for that break! We failed to smash that goal. He will not be eating the beans today. $244/300
Now we're back and resuming the Godwinson/Elaine video. This part is very boring. Thankfully VHS Archive saves the day with a $5 donation to have Cog react to another gay music video
"it's so gay! I feel like I'm watching the kino casino right now!"
This guy is not amused
Cog once again asks everyone to donate so we can see the taser footage. Getting the feeling he might call it quits soon without some big donos. Wtf is Bunghole Tiger doing? Is he POOR? $249/300
Now he's calling out Kinochet and accusing him of being a pedophile. Bunghole Tiger chimes in that Kinochet and Jesse PS are in cahoots doing pedophile stuff together
And then more subs come rolling in, courtesy of SCyberTaz! Taz is mogging the absolute SHIT out of Bunghole Tiger this stream. $284/300
He is now obligated to watch a funny video of a cow with a human mouth
Now he's mentioning this thread and my writeups, saying that I am mad about all the donations coming in. The donations are making me seethe. I never really thought about it, but maybe I'm just jealous? I am struggling to think of what Geekthulu would do in this situation. Maybe I should just quit doing these. Maybe Cog is right.
They are making fun of me in chat for calling them feeders. I am humiliated.
Cog is ranting about how he didn't rape a 14 year old. There is no evidence, so it never happened.
Now he is avin a laff at everyone who makes fun of him, because actually his channel is thriving. "four hundred and fifteen members!" Back to silently watching Godwinson. Pauses. Another rant about how his channel is doing great. Unpauses. Pauses. Yells about trolls accusing him of not having a public discord. "it's like a pub! if you're an asshole you get kicked out!" Unpauses.
BUNGHOLE TIGER DONATES $16 AND WE SMASH THAT GOAL! LEVEL 3 ACHIEVED! Zelda music! "Amazing stuff!" We're getting the taser video! Thanks Bunghole!
As a special treat for Bunghole, Cog is putting on the Big Cam and eating some motherfucking BEANS
Classic! $300/300!
Now he's reacting to funny dog videos
Bunghole Tiger is in chat complaining that he is being called a furry. Cog reassures him that everything will be ok. "You just chose that name to dunk on someone else who probably is a furry"
COGSTORY LESSON:
"Bunghole Tiger" was my name for a weirdo pedo vtuber named "Bungo Taiga". Cog watched a video I made where I was sarcastically making fun of Bungo Taiga and his boyfriend Adrian and took it entirely at face value. Bunghole Tiger thinks that "Bunghole Tiger" is a real person I (Geekthulu) am in love with. I was right chuffed to see the name make it into the Eric July video. Enough about me though, this is the Cog Show!
The dog video continues to play endlessly. Cog isn't even paying attention
The viewers love it though
Cog reads a news article about a guy biting a kid's ear. "Italy folks. Nothing I can say about that". He's right. He doesn't add anything. On to the taser footage!
He is playing the clip silently, once again looking away from the screen. A southern woman is yelling at the police from behind a locked door. I wonder if she's gonna get tasered? The police enter the room and taser an old fat lady. The chat is howling with laughter. I'm so glad we smashed that goal.
Time for another smoke break! When we come back, Mint Salad!
We're back! Another $5! Cog explains to his audience that every donation is personally making a man on kiwifarms seethe super hard. That man absolutely HATES every time a donation comes in. If you're reading this and you love Cog like I do, toss him a couple bucks to ruin that guy's day.
Wait a minute I think he's talking about me again. He is saying that I delete my Cogwatching posts. I don't think he knows how spoilering works. No one tell him please. I don't want him to read them and get self conscious. He is claiming to not read this thread himself. Thank God.
A man named Anton is stream sniping Cog. We all love Cog! COG COG COG! He's playing a video about the Artist Formerly Known As Digibro to give his viewers background information on the Mint Salad situation. But first, a snack! Yum!
Now we're watching videos of Mint, Bird and Trixie the Golden Witch. Cog is calling them virgins. "They look like they fell straight out of Napoleon Dynamite". Great reference. Another donation! $317/300!
Someone else donates to have Cog react to another terrible music video. He lets it play and goes AFK instead. Smoke break! $332/300
He's back! He is still calling me Geekthulu. Time for a Dick Masterson clip! This segment is very boring. Minimal cogmentary. Running out of steam. Should have drank more coffee.
After watching a few more Dick Masterson clips, Cog switches to reading half a twitter thread before getting bored and ending the stream. o7s in chat!
Stream time: 3:56:36
Beans consumed: 2
Coffee drank: 1 cup
Geekthulus seething: 1
5 memberships come in first thing! Cog says "ding ding ding" sadly and sarcastically. I hope my posts are not having a negative impact on Cog's mental health. I love the dings! Don't change a thing
He is discussing memberships again and encouraging people to subscribe. We need those emojis.
Quick detour to talk about Geekthulu again. He is saying that Geekthulu has failed at everything he's tried, and is now trying to be a vtuber. Sorry about your failed vtubing career, Geek!
SCyberTaz has donated another 5 subs! It's a fucking dingathon today. Now BUNGHOLE TIGER WITH 20 MORE SUBS! WE'VE ALREADY SMASHED LEVEL 2! $177/200! The people are demanding an Aaron Steeltoe emoji. Someone wants a coffee cog emoji. They're voting now.
The audience seems confused about the topic of the stream. They don't know who Twitter Geek is. They want more Geekthulu.
The hat comes off. It's not looking good.
He's fucking PISSED about the technical issues. He can't find something on Bunghole Tiger's timeline. He's yelling at Bunghole to send whatever it is to him over discord. He's mad at twitter for making likes private. He's just MAD. He can't stop complaining about literally everything today. The show hasn't even started and he already wants to end it. KINO
Now he's asking anyone who joins his discord server to dm him so he can approve them to post. He is afraid of people spamming his discord.
Here is the image Cog spent 10 minutes yelling at his chat to find
The cog coffee emoji won the vote! Looks great!
larger version:
Now he's trying to crop the emoji so it shows up better in his chat. Nailed it
Chat is satisfied. Bunghole Tiger paid like $100 for this. On to the Eric July video! Still at $177/200
Shoutout to Bunghole Tiger! He made it onto Eric July's video!
"If we smash level 2, I'll have a coffee, ok?" he keeps pausing the Eric July video to urge his viewers to donate for an impromptu mukbang. "if you want me to have a coffee, we need 23 more!" "black coffee too, I won't even add sugar! It'll be gross!"
AND JUST LIKE THAT, SNIVLES COMES THROUGH CLUTCH WITH 5 SMOKES. WE'RE DRINKING THE COFFEE TODAY BROS. PLAY THAT ZELDA MUSIC!
He's gonna go on the "big cam" to drink the coffee. I have never been more excited in my life. "If we hit 300 today, we can watch the double tase video I promised yesterday!"
BEAN ALERT! BEAN ALERT!
Elaine is all but forgotten. We're eating good today, beanbros. "If we hit $250 today, I'll eat 2 coffee beans". COME ON BUNGHOLE. $204/300
Smoke break! Trollcow vs. Twitter Geek next!
Back! Diving into "Twitter Geek". Someone in chat says they like Trollcow because she can be funny. Cog says he has to make fun of her because she makes fun of him. Now he is debunking Twitter Geek's claims that his donos are AI generated
seeing now that he mostly loves engaging with other idiots. Cog loves playing detective and debunking retarded shit. He has found a great nemesis in this "Twitter Geek". $204/300
holy fucking shit he has a tattoo of a cog on his hand
Cog is just reading twitter threads. I don't even know what the fuck any of this is about. No wonder he spent so much time stalling before getting to this. He has yet to drink the coffee. Reading Godwinson tweets dunking on Geek. "Twitter Geek I promise if we ever met in real life you'd get your ass kicked". Now he's calling Twitter Geek poor. That seems to be one of his go-to insults. $204/300
Cog thinks it's funny that everyone ignores him and makes fun of him until they need him for a Vickers cogsclusive. IMO more people should respect him for having an in with a guy who tried building an internet presence off his daughter getting cummed in by Ethan Ralph.
"Twitter Geek, you have 13k followers, how have you not been able to translate this into revenue yet????" $204/300
THE BIG CAM IS ON! THE COFFEE IS OUT! THE FEEDERS ARE SALIVATING!
CHUG CHUG CHUG
Great work Cogster. Gold star! Ding! $209/300.
Back to making fun of Twitter Geek. He's reading his tweets in a monotone nerd voice. Never seen someone get so thoroughly pwned. This goes on for a very long time. He is having the time of his life doing this silly voice. $219 now. 'Let's smash that goal if you want to see me munch on some coffee beans'
DING DING DING! SCyberTaz with 5 more subs! $244/300. Only $6 from Cog eating 2 coffee beans.
Now Cog is watching a Godwinson video and criticizing his fashion sense. He is saying that his cream colored shirt does not pop enough against the white background. I am entranced by this cogtent.
He pauses the video to rant about how he doesn't take anything seriously and is only doing his show to laugh at stuff. He seems weirdly defensive here.
Uh oh, 5 minutes until the smoke break and we haven't smashed the $250 goal yet. He threatens to not eat the 2 coffee beans if we don't get that $6 soon. Cog is watching Godwinson interview Elaine, clearly bored and saying nothing. I wonder what he's thinking about in that little coggy head of his right now
"what's going wrong? are the viewers bored of beans?"
After an extremely long time watching in silence, Cog snaps to attention upon hearing his name and pauses the video. "I'm living rent free in these people's heads!" He is so happy that someone mentioned him during their hour-long schizo rant.
Time for that break! We failed to smash that goal. He will not be eating the beans today. $244/300
Now we're back and resuming the Godwinson/Elaine video. This part is very boring. Thankfully VHS Archive saves the day with a $5 donation to have Cog react to another gay music video
"it's so gay! I feel like I'm watching the kino casino right now!"
This guy is not amused
Cog once again asks everyone to donate so we can see the taser footage. Getting the feeling he might call it quits soon without some big donos. Wtf is Bunghole Tiger doing? Is he POOR? $249/300
Now he's calling out Kinochet and accusing him of being a pedophile. Bunghole Tiger chimes in that Kinochet and Jesse PS are in cahoots doing pedophile stuff together
And then more subs come rolling in, courtesy of SCyberTaz! Taz is mogging the absolute SHIT out of Bunghole Tiger this stream. $284/300
He is now obligated to watch a funny video of a cow with a human mouth
Now he's mentioning this thread and my writeups, saying that I am mad about all the donations coming in. The donations are making me seethe. I never really thought about it, but maybe I'm just jealous? I am struggling to think of what Geekthulu would do in this situation. Maybe I should just quit doing these. Maybe Cog is right.
They are making fun of me in chat for calling them feeders. I am humiliated.
Cog is ranting about how he didn't rape a 14 year old. There is no evidence, so it never happened.
Now he is avin a laff at everyone who makes fun of him, because actually his channel is thriving. "four hundred and fifteen members!" Back to silently watching Godwinson. Pauses. Another rant about how his channel is doing great. Unpauses. Pauses. Yells about trolls accusing him of not having a public discord. "it's like a pub! if you're an asshole you get kicked out!" Unpauses.
BUNGHOLE TIGER DONATES $16 AND WE SMASH THAT GOAL! LEVEL 3 ACHIEVED! Zelda music! "Amazing stuff!" We're getting the taser video! Thanks Bunghole!
As a special treat for Bunghole, Cog is putting on the Big Cam and eating some motherfucking BEANS
Classic! $300/300!
Now he's reacting to funny dog videos
Bunghole Tiger is in chat complaining that he is being called a furry. Cog reassures him that everything will be ok. "You just chose that name to dunk on someone else who probably is a furry"
COGSTORY LESSON:
"Bunghole Tiger" was my name for a weirdo pedo vtuber named "Bungo Taiga". Cog watched a video I made where I was sarcastically making fun of Bungo Taiga and his boyfriend Adrian and took it entirely at face value. Bunghole Tiger thinks that "Bunghole Tiger" is a real person I (Geekthulu) am in love with. I was right chuffed to see the name make it into the Eric July video. Enough about me though, this is the Cog Show!
The dog video continues to play endlessly. Cog isn't even paying attention
The viewers love it though
Cog reads a news article about a guy biting a kid's ear. "Italy folks. Nothing I can say about that". He's right. He doesn't add anything. On to the taser footage!
He is playing the clip silently, once again looking away from the screen. A southern woman is yelling at the police from behind a locked door. I wonder if she's gonna get tasered? The police enter the room and taser an old fat lady. The chat is howling with laughter. I'm so glad we smashed that goal.
Time for another smoke break! When we come back, Mint Salad!
We're back! Another $5! Cog explains to his audience that every donation is personally making a man on kiwifarms seethe super hard. That man absolutely HATES every time a donation comes in. If you're reading this and you love Cog like I do, toss him a couple bucks to ruin that guy's day.
Wait a minute I think he's talking about me again. He is saying that I delete my Cogwatching posts. I don't think he knows how spoilering works. No one tell him please. I don't want him to read them and get self conscious. He is claiming to not read this thread himself. Thank God.
A man named Anton is stream sniping Cog. We all love Cog! COG COG COG! He's playing a video about the Artist Formerly Known As Digibro to give his viewers background information on the Mint Salad situation. But first, a snack! Yum!
Now we're watching videos of Mint, Bird and Trixie the Golden Witch. Cog is calling them virgins. "They look like they fell straight out of Napoleon Dynamite". Great reference. Another donation! $317/300!
Someone else donates to have Cog react to another terrible music video. He lets it play and goes AFK instead. Smoke break! $332/300
He's back! He is still calling me Geekthulu. Time for a Dick Masterson clip! This segment is very boring. Minimal cogmentary. Running out of steam. Should have drank more coffee.
After watching a few more Dick Masterson clips, Cog switches to reading half a twitter thread before getting bored and ending the stream. o7s in chat!
Stream time: 3:56:36
Beans consumed: 2
Coffee drank: 1 cup
Geekthulus seething: 1
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Geekthulhu
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This dumb nigger still thinks I'm a V-Tuber lol. What a fucking braindead faggot.
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You're gonna deliver those Uber eats boy.
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Fellas, please, no need to fight. We all love Cog in here.
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We love our cogs and our gunt informants.
We love our poo wives they're important.
Pepper Jack
I went from canned sardines now I eat crudo.
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It is true that only 3 people read this thread, but two of them are me and @AltisticRight so stop double posting.
Also - I appreciate the Cog stream summaries. Keep them coming for as long as you can endure.
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My bad, fellow Cogoholics. I will try to keep it cleaner from now on. This is a place of worship after all!
With that said, we're live! Today Cog will be discussing Pauly Frog's twitter deletion. Also in the title: "Ethan Ralph seethes!" Thank God there will be some Ralph content. I was worried he wouldn't talk about Ralph today.
Cog begins by giving everyone the lowdown in the Pauly Frog situation. Ten dollars come in immediately. A clip of Mersh plays, followed by a clip of Ralph. The pachinko machine is not working. He explains that the last Ralph clip he played was not the right Ralph clip. He plays a different Ralph clip. "We got a lot to go through today!" First, he must respond to every single comment in his chat.
VHS Archive donates $5 right off the bat to get Cog to watch another gay music video. Today it's Divine. $15/100!
One of the Cogcord mods makes a very "1337" donation and gifts some memberships
$46/100!
"I appreciate the huge support! Mad drops coming through! Now on to Ethan Van Schiver, or as I call him, ETHAN VAN SEETHER" He is Ethan Van Seething because he does not believe that Riley's "Clippaverse" logo is a direct ripoff of the "Rippaverse" logo. Detective Cog is on the case.
He studies them both intently before concluding "they are the same". He explains for a bit why they are in fact the same logo. I'm glad someone with real insight has finally weighed in on this.
"I think Diddler Dax is a massive pedo." "Why? Because he defends so many pedophiles." Cog sees the lolsuits brewing and wants to get a piece.
Cog is now discussing his plans for future streams. He is going to snipe Metokur's Father's Day show. I fucking love watching a guy stream himself watching another guy's stream! He reveals that his wife helps him out with writing his Kino Casino meme videos. She provides him with some "absolute bangers".
Someone in chat asks "have you made any coffee yet?" He sighs and says no. He knows what the people want to see. "If we hit the hundred dollar mark within the next 35 minutes, I will have a black coffee again" "you can make it happen!"
We are once again reading the Pauly Frog thread. He read this last night, but I think he forgot. It's possible he's doing this for everyone who didn't get to see yesterday's show. Not everyone can be a Cog superfan like me. Oh wait it's the same people as every other stream
AMBER ALERT: BUNGHOLE TIGER IS MISSING. PLEASE FIND BUNGHOLE TIGER AND BRING HIM TO THE COG STREAM.
Cog finally realizes that he's already read all this shit, so now it's time for a smoke break! Before he goes to blaze, M.A. Mehalick picks up Bunghole Tiger's slack with some more gifted memberships! $67/100!
Newly energized by this surge of subs, Cog skips the break and gives us some of his trademark Cognitive Thoughts: "Coffee beans are beans, so technically coffee is soup". He plays a random Ralph clip to emphasize his point.
Cog goes back to the Pauly Frog thread and reads it for a few seconds before declaring that he is going to derail his own stream. Now he's watching Matt Pat. The video is about what makes something a sandwich and whether or not coffee is soup. Something tells me there's not a lot prepared for today.
The feeders are restless. Cog says he will mukbang a coffee banana split for us next if we hit $300 by the end of the show. I am over the moon.
I can feel myself physically aging as I watch Cog watch Matt Pat on 1.5 speed. He is watching the entire fucking video. Time for my own smoke break!
Back with a renewed vigor for Cog, I unpause and WHOA BUDDY WHAT'S THIS
Respectably sized dono from a LADY? Could this be one of the Cogster's secret lovers? The rest of the chat is enthusiastically discussing coffee. The really long Mersh clip plays. $94/100
Great minds are at work in chat as Cog resumes the Matt Pat video. We are only 5 minutes into it.
He pauses to update us on the status of his latest Kino Casino meme video. It is almost complete. This is gonna be the one that finally felts them, I can feel it boys! I assume Snivles is as happy about this news as I am, because he donates $6 to Smash That Goal! Level He plays a Ralph clip back to back with a PPP clip. "Level 1 complete. Yay!" He hums merrily along to his 8 bit victory music.
We get through another 10 seconds of the Matt Pat video before a viewer donates to have Cog react to a funny video. He is not amused and stops it after 90 seconds.
Another leet dono from Mehalick. $118/200!
There is so much switching back and forth between windows that it is becoming disorienting. My schizophrenia is setting in as I begin to wonder if Cog is making this unwatchable on purpose to mess with me. He watches a few seconds of a lizard licking a melon on twitter. Then he switches back to the "Dr Tran" video and watches another couple seconds. Then he switches back to the Matt Pat video. We are still only 7 minutes in.
Thankfully his lack of attention span takes over, and he closes the video to read more Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph tweets. Cog's Official Word on Grace Thorp and Mint Salad: "I don't care! Let them burn!" He reads a bunch of Mint Salad tweets before getting bored and deciding to finally give the people what they want!
"Get your emojis out!"
COG COG COG COG COG!
Cog reminds the audience of the $300 coffee banana split goal. Which of the Top Feeders will be the one to get us there? There are still coffee steak and durian coffee mukbangs to look forward to. The schedule is action packed. We'll be back after a short smoke break! $118/200
Back from the break, and one of Cog's viewers is accusing him of liking coffee. He denies, and insists that he can't stand it. On to the "Ralph seethe"! He is watching Ralph discuss the Pauly Frog thread, and calling Ralph out for the ways in which he is being a hypocrite. I didn't know people watched Ralph for his ethical consistency. This goes on for a while with nothing of note said.
Good news! Bunghole Tiger has been spotted in chat. We can breathe easy now knowing he isn't dead from a heart attack in his goon cave.
Mahelick with another $15 and a song link!
4:20 break! This the first good link Cog has played on his show. Good work Mehalick
Cog rushes back to his desk and turns his camera back on. "I need to add commentary!" "What a banger!" Noticing that Cog and his chat really only have fun when they're fucking around and talking about silly videos or coffee or whatever. Honestly if he cut out the gay drama shit and just hung out with his discord friends on stream, watching funny videos and doing mukbangs he could probably have a nice little autism variety show. Cog's World is Cog's baby though. Who am I to give unsolicited advice? $133!
Now for some reason we are watching a video of an Indian man making some sort of street food. And then back to the Ralph clip. I am losing my mind trying to make sense of what I'm seeing. Cog can not focus on a single thing for more than a few seconds today. The might genuinely be the worst stream I've ever watched in my life. Another video of Indian people doing some weird stuff. Cog's reaction: "very weird." Amazing. Back to Ralph again.
Another dono comes in! He pauses the video to thank them and remind the audience of where to go to donate. "We love you too, lurkers who fucking hate us!" I wonder who he's talking about. Who could possibly hate Cog?
Ding ding ding! Mahelick donates another 5 subs! "Maya" donates with a video link! The sektur spergs are seething!
It's another gay video.
Already Bunghole Tiger and Cog's vtuber friend "Doomer" have chipped in another $15 with more song links. We're never getting back to the Ralph seethe. $190/200
The next link is some kind of nightcore anime music video that randomly jump cuts to something gross. Classic Doomer!
Mahelick donates another $10 with another song link. We've made it to level 2! Cog reminds everyone that if we smash 300 tonight he will eat a coffee banana split. He plays Bunghole Tiger's gay ass electro swing track as he goes for a smoke break. $200/300!
Back from the break and about to play another fucking electro swing cartoon music video. He pauses before it begins to address the haters seething about his wife becoming his new co-host. I guess he must have mentioned that bit during one of the times I was tuning him out and focusing on not wanting to kill myself because I missed it. He goes on to say that it won't be much different, since she already chimes in anyway, and that she'll just be getting a mic and headphones. Also they are thinking about doing a conspiracy theory show called the Tinfoil Hat Corner. I don't know about you guys, but as long as I have available waking hours, I am eager to fill every single one of them with cogtent. $207/300
Unpausing the electro swing track. The further this goes, the more it's dawning on me that this stream really is deliberately terrible. I am being alogged. Cog is winning, and I only brought this on myself.
Another hilarious song. $232/300
My energy and enthusiasm are dwindling. This stream must be what hell feels like. I skip ahead and skim through the rest. It's another 2 hours flipping back and forth between Ralph and random videos his viewers sent in. At least there's one more coffee mukbang
The feeders really pulled through today. We're gonna watch him eat a coffee banana split soon!
o7!
VHS Archive donates $5 right off the bat to get Cog to watch another gay music video. Today it's Divine. $15/100!
One of the Cogcord mods makes a very "1337" donation and gifts some memberships
$46/100!
"I appreciate the huge support! Mad drops coming through! Now on to Ethan Van Schiver, or as I call him, ETHAN VAN SEETHER" He is Ethan Van Seething because he does not believe that Riley's "Clippaverse" logo is a direct ripoff of the "Rippaverse" logo. Detective Cog is on the case.
He studies them both intently before concluding "they are the same". He explains for a bit why they are in fact the same logo. I'm glad someone with real insight has finally weighed in on this.
"I think Diddler Dax is a massive pedo." "Why? Because he defends so many pedophiles." Cog sees the lolsuits brewing and wants to get a piece.
Cog is now discussing his plans for future streams. He is going to snipe Metokur's Father's Day show. I fucking love watching a guy stream himself watching another guy's stream! He reveals that his wife helps him out with writing his Kino Casino meme videos. She provides him with some "absolute bangers".
Someone in chat asks "have you made any coffee yet?" He sighs and says no. He knows what the people want to see. "If we hit the hundred dollar mark within the next 35 minutes, I will have a black coffee again" "you can make it happen!"
We are once again reading the Pauly Frog thread. He read this last night, but I think he forgot. It's possible he's doing this for everyone who didn't get to see yesterday's show. Not everyone can be a Cog superfan like me. Oh wait it's the same people as every other stream
AMBER ALERT: BUNGHOLE TIGER IS MISSING. PLEASE FIND BUNGHOLE TIGER AND BRING HIM TO THE COG STREAM.
Cog finally realizes that he's already read all this shit, so now it's time for a smoke break! Before he goes to blaze, M.A. Mehalick picks up Bunghole Tiger's slack with some more gifted memberships! $67/100!
Newly energized by this surge of subs, Cog skips the break and gives us some of his trademark Cognitive Thoughts: "Coffee beans are beans, so technically coffee is soup". He plays a random Ralph clip to emphasize his point.
Cog goes back to the Pauly Frog thread and reads it for a few seconds before declaring that he is going to derail his own stream. Now he's watching Matt Pat. The video is about what makes something a sandwich and whether or not coffee is soup. Something tells me there's not a lot prepared for today.
The feeders are restless. Cog says he will mukbang a coffee banana split for us next if we hit $300 by the end of the show. I am over the moon.
I can feel myself physically aging as I watch Cog watch Matt Pat on 1.5 speed. He is watching the entire fucking video. Time for my own smoke break!
Back with a renewed vigor for Cog, I unpause and WHOA BUDDY WHAT'S THIS
Respectably sized dono from a LADY? Could this be one of the Cogster's secret lovers? The rest of the chat is enthusiastically discussing coffee. The really long Mersh clip plays. $94/100
Great minds are at work in chat as Cog resumes the Matt Pat video. We are only 5 minutes into it.
He pauses to update us on the status of his latest Kino Casino meme video. It is almost complete. This is gonna be the one that finally felts them, I can feel it boys! I assume Snivles is as happy about this news as I am, because he donates $6 to Smash That Goal! Level He plays a Ralph clip back to back with a PPP clip. "Level 1 complete. Yay!" He hums merrily along to his 8 bit victory music.
We get through another 10 seconds of the Matt Pat video before a viewer donates to have Cog react to a funny video. He is not amused and stops it after 90 seconds.
Another leet dono from Mehalick. $118/200!
There is so much switching back and forth between windows that it is becoming disorienting. My schizophrenia is setting in as I begin to wonder if Cog is making this unwatchable on purpose to mess with me. He watches a few seconds of a lizard licking a melon on twitter. Then he switches back to the "Dr Tran" video and watches another couple seconds. Then he switches back to the Matt Pat video. We are still only 7 minutes in.
Thankfully his lack of attention span takes over, and he closes the video to read more Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph tweets. Cog's Official Word on Grace Thorp and Mint Salad: "I don't care! Let them burn!" He reads a bunch of Mint Salad tweets before getting bored and deciding to finally give the people what they want!
"Get your emojis out!"
COG COG COG COG COG!
Cog reminds the audience of the $300 coffee banana split goal. Which of the Top Feeders will be the one to get us there? There are still coffee steak and durian coffee mukbangs to look forward to. The schedule is action packed. We'll be back after a short smoke break! $118/200
Back from the break, and one of Cog's viewers is accusing him of liking coffee. He denies, and insists that he can't stand it. On to the "Ralph seethe"! He is watching Ralph discuss the Pauly Frog thread, and calling Ralph out for the ways in which he is being a hypocrite. I didn't know people watched Ralph for his ethical consistency. This goes on for a while with nothing of note said.
Good news! Bunghole Tiger has been spotted in chat. We can breathe easy now knowing he isn't dead from a heart attack in his goon cave.
Mahelick with another $15 and a song link!
4:20 break! This the first good link Cog has played on his show. Good work Mehalick
Cog rushes back to his desk and turns his camera back on. "I need to add commentary!" "What a banger!" Noticing that Cog and his chat really only have fun when they're fucking around and talking about silly videos or coffee or whatever. Honestly if he cut out the gay drama shit and just hung out with his discord friends on stream, watching funny videos and doing mukbangs he could probably have a nice little autism variety show. Cog's World is Cog's baby though. Who am I to give unsolicited advice? $133!
Now for some reason we are watching a video of an Indian man making some sort of street food. And then back to the Ralph clip. I am losing my mind trying to make sense of what I'm seeing. Cog can not focus on a single thing for more than a few seconds today. The might genuinely be the worst stream I've ever watched in my life. Another video of Indian people doing some weird stuff. Cog's reaction: "very weird." Amazing. Back to Ralph again.
Another dono comes in! He pauses the video to thank them and remind the audience of where to go to donate. "We love you too, lurkers who fucking hate us!" I wonder who he's talking about. Who could possibly hate Cog?
Ding ding ding! Mahelick donates another 5 subs! "Maya" donates with a video link! The sektur spergs are seething!
It's another gay video.
Already Bunghole Tiger and Cog's vtuber friend "Doomer" have chipped in another $15 with more song links. We're never getting back to the Ralph seethe. $190/200
The next link is some kind of nightcore anime music video that randomly jump cuts to something gross. Classic Doomer!
Mahelick donates another $10 with another song link. We've made it to level 2! Cog reminds everyone that if we smash 300 tonight he will eat a coffee banana split. He plays Bunghole Tiger's gay ass electro swing track as he goes for a smoke break. $200/300!
Back from the break and about to play another fucking electro swing cartoon music video. He pauses before it begins to address the haters seething about his wife becoming his new co-host. I guess he must have mentioned that bit during one of the times I was tuning him out and focusing on not wanting to kill myself because I missed it. He goes on to say that it won't be much different, since she already chimes in anyway, and that she'll just be getting a mic and headphones. Also they are thinking about doing a conspiracy theory show called the Tinfoil Hat Corner. I don't know about you guys, but as long as I have available waking hours, I am eager to fill every single one of them with cogtent. $207/300
Unpausing the electro swing track. The further this goes, the more it's dawning on me that this stream really is deliberately terrible. I am being alogged. Cog is winning, and I only brought this on myself.
Another hilarious song. $232/300
My energy and enthusiasm are dwindling. This stream must be what hell feels like. I skip ahead and skim through the rest. It's another 2 hours flipping back and forth between Ralph and random videos his viewers sent in. At least there's one more coffee mukbang
The feeders really pulled through today. We're gonna watch him eat a coffee banana split soon!
o7!
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Geekthulhu
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In my lifetime. I really can't think of a single person that hates the taste of coffee as much as Cog. I myself don't really drink coffee, but it isn't for the taste. I just don't like drinking hot stuff, unless is it really cold out and also because of the caffiene. I hate the jittery feeling I get from coffee, but the taste and smell of coffee to me and just about everyone I know is considered pleasant.
I mean it's absolutely clear that he is playing it up, but that just further goes to show how dumb his audience is that they fall for this shit. It's like magic tricks for babies.
I mean it's absolutely clear that he is playing it up, but that just further goes to show how dumb his audience is that they fall for this shit. It's like magic tricks for babies.
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Boy I sure do hate wearing these vests, dood.
Geekthulhu
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SNNNNNNNT
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After the last stream, I had to take a break, but today we're back with COGWATCHING!
Going live soon! Today he's just watching police cam streams. I hope there's some Ralph stuff.
Going live soon! Today he's just watching police cam streams. I hope there's some Ralph stuff.
I have joined to a warm welcome from my fellow Cogheads.
Once again, Cog is playing Linkin Park for an intro song. His taste in everything is like a teenager's. It's so gay. No better way to prepare for a Cog stream!
He starts by saying he was going to take a break today since he has nothing to talk about, but watching cop cams is fun so we're gonna do that. My friends are cheering me on in the chat
I'm not sure why, but some lizards appear on screen and some nightcore music plays. This happens twice in a row. He is referring to it as the "hype lizard". I know it got me hyped
Before diving into the cogtent, Cog is spending some time consulting with his chat about which new emojis they want. They eventually settle on a "gg" emoji so they can say the n word.
We have moved on to the bodycam footage! Cog is watching silently. He doesn't even really react. Just has this face the whole time
First membership renewal from TheMood with a "cheeky monkey" message! I am already seething. $18/100!
Cog's vtuber friend Doomer is fallen on hard times. Cog wishes him well. I am sending the based and red pilled vtuber my prayers.
After that somber pause, we are back to silently watching the cop body cam footage. A man in the video begins yelling. Cog mentions that it reminds him of Ethan Ralph. Finally some Ralph mentions. Paypigs aren't shelling out yet so we haven't even seen any funny Ralph clips. Chat loves the Ralph reference
idk why Cog doesn't invite his chat onto vc to be cohosts. They're all so funny!
We're not getting a lot of Cogmentary this stream. Mostly just a chill time watching videos with your autistic friend. Bunghole Tiger is into it though, because he donates a big $4.99! $23/100
The stream temporarily cuts out and immediately resumes. OBS had mysteriously stopped streaming. Ignoring the obvious sign from God, he continues the stream. Chat is telling him that his mic is clipping. He smashes the hype lizard and yells really loud
Only 40 minutes in, and already time for a smoke break! Light it up! $23/100
And we're back! Cog is noticeably more animated now. He eases back in with some light conversation with chat about weed. He says he might cut back on his weed consumption. Back to the cop cams!
Almost an hour in now, and we're still only at $23/100. Watching Cog silently watch bodycam footage is not the most exciting cogtent in the world. This would be a great time for Bunghole Tiger or Malechick to make the haters and sektur weirdos seethe with some more mukbang content. Let's smash level 1!
Ding! 1 more renewed membership from a female fan sending "love and hugs." The ladies fucking love Cog! $28/100!
Watching more bodycam vids. He still isn't adding a whole lot but I like the little thinking man pose he does when he watches stuff
70 minutes in. 38 viewers, 16 active chatters. $28/100. WHERE'S THE FUCKING COFFEE? We will find out after another smoke break.
Back from the break! He's always so much happier after he has his little smoke
Before getting back into the bodycam vids, he plays the Sonic the Hedgehog theme and mentions how he considered it for his "hype lizard" music. "We'd need a hedgehog for that though". Cog please make a hype hedgehog. You are a lot like Sonic the Hedgehog now that I think about it.
COFFEE ALERT! Cog has received the durian coffee. "Let's not do that today though."
Malechick is excited to read about it after watching it
Suddenly A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR DONATION! This one comes from 'you know who you are. Say in chat if you want me to name you'. No one claims the credit for this feeding frenzy. He will be getting a "double dose of durian". Level 1 completed! Yay! $128/200!
He's stalling before drinking the coffee by fondling the bag and commenting on its size
He gets his first whiff of the durian. Uh oh! Stinky! Bunghole Tiger donates another $5. "Everyone is really happy in chat." $133/200!
Cog is stalling and telling the audience that he might not be able to drink the coffee. "I can't breathe." He laughs and then says he knows how George Floyd felt. "You guys might get me puking before even drinking it." Wonderful.
He is still struggling with the smell. Pretty sure this is more fetish content. He's going to be both mukbanging and smelling farts.
Nearly 20 minutes have passed and he is still commenting on how bad it smells and how he doesn't want to drink it. We're still making cogstory today, boys!
To punctuate his anxiousness, he plays a clip of Ralph sadly saying "I wish I had a different life." He smiles cheekily through the stench at Ralph's suffering.
Now he is psyching himself up for the coffee with a Try Guys video about durian. It's been 35 minutes of this now. Another donation comes in from "Maya". $143/200!
He's switched back to the bodycam videos now. 40 minutes since the coffee has been brewed. And now back to the Try Guys vid. Then back to the bodycams. I am trembling with anticipation. When will he drink it?
*Mario voice* Let's go!
Hell yeah! Thank you mysterious feeder! $100 and 1 hour of time well spent! Now he's describing his burps for his extremely horny audience. He is drinking soda and burping for his fans.
The hard part of the stream is now done, it's time for another smoke break!
Back from the break and he's still burping and telling chat about how it smells like rotten eggs. "We're $55 away from me having just a regular coffee." Cough it up, feeders! In the mean time, back to bodycam footage. He pauses after a minute to post his donation link and remind everyone to donate because it makes people seethe. 4:20 on the east coast! Time for another smoke break! $145/200
Back from yet another smoke break. Cog is feeling ill. He's watching more bodycam footage with this look on his face.
A little bonus mukbang action for the literal 2 active chatters. Cream cheese on toast. He keeps leaning off screen to take bites. Is it because Bunghole Tiger isn't here to watch?
Still eating his toast and chewing with his mouth wide open. He is talking with his mouth full. This is so nasty.
The stream is once again rapidly losing steam as he silently chomps on his cream cheese toast. There's barely any chatters. Cog isn't saying anything. Predicting an end soon. Unless....???
There is no "unless". The show comes to an end. Tune in tomorrow for coffee rubbed steak and a coffee banana split! o7s in chat!
Money added to the feeding fund: $145
Coffee consumed: 1 cup
Ralph mentions: not enough
Once again, Cog is playing Linkin Park for an intro song. His taste in everything is like a teenager's. It's so gay. No better way to prepare for a Cog stream!
He starts by saying he was going to take a break today since he has nothing to talk about, but watching cop cams is fun so we're gonna do that. My friends are cheering me on in the chat
I'm not sure why, but some lizards appear on screen and some nightcore music plays. This happens twice in a row. He is referring to it as the "hype lizard". I know it got me hyped
Before diving into the cogtent, Cog is spending some time consulting with his chat about which new emojis they want. They eventually settle on a "gg" emoji so they can say the n word.
We have moved on to the bodycam footage! Cog is watching silently. He doesn't even really react. Just has this face the whole time
First membership renewal from TheMood with a "cheeky monkey" message! I am already seething. $18/100!
Cog's vtuber friend Doomer is fallen on hard times. Cog wishes him well. I am sending the based and red pilled vtuber my prayers.
After that somber pause, we are back to silently watching the cop body cam footage. A man in the video begins yelling. Cog mentions that it reminds him of Ethan Ralph. Finally some Ralph mentions. Paypigs aren't shelling out yet so we haven't even seen any funny Ralph clips. Chat loves the Ralph reference
idk why Cog doesn't invite his chat onto vc to be cohosts. They're all so funny!
We're not getting a lot of Cogmentary this stream. Mostly just a chill time watching videos with your autistic friend. Bunghole Tiger is into it though, because he donates a big $4.99! $23/100
The stream temporarily cuts out and immediately resumes. OBS had mysteriously stopped streaming. Ignoring the obvious sign from God, he continues the stream. Chat is telling him that his mic is clipping. He smashes the hype lizard and yells really loud
Only 40 minutes in, and already time for a smoke break! Light it up! $23/100
And we're back! Cog is noticeably more animated now. He eases back in with some light conversation with chat about weed. He says he might cut back on his weed consumption. Back to the cop cams!
Almost an hour in now, and we're still only at $23/100. Watching Cog silently watch bodycam footage is not the most exciting cogtent in the world. This would be a great time for Bunghole Tiger or Malechick to make the haters and sektur weirdos seethe with some more mukbang content. Let's smash level 1!
Ding! 1 more renewed membership from a female fan sending "love and hugs." The ladies fucking love Cog! $28/100!
Watching more bodycam vids. He still isn't adding a whole lot but I like the little thinking man pose he does when he watches stuff
70 minutes in. 38 viewers, 16 active chatters. $28/100. WHERE'S THE FUCKING COFFEE? We will find out after another smoke break.
Back from the break! He's always so much happier after he has his little smoke
Before getting back into the bodycam vids, he plays the Sonic the Hedgehog theme and mentions how he considered it for his "hype lizard" music. "We'd need a hedgehog for that though". Cog please make a hype hedgehog. You are a lot like Sonic the Hedgehog now that I think about it.
COFFEE ALERT! Cog has received the durian coffee. "Let's not do that today though."
Malechick is excited to read about it after watching it
Suddenly A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR DONATION! This one comes from 'you know who you are. Say in chat if you want me to name you'. No one claims the credit for this feeding frenzy. He will be getting a "double dose of durian". Level 1 completed! Yay! $128/200!
He's stalling before drinking the coffee by fondling the bag and commenting on its size
He gets his first whiff of the durian. Uh oh! Stinky! Bunghole Tiger donates another $5. "Everyone is really happy in chat." $133/200!
Cog is stalling and telling the audience that he might not be able to drink the coffee. "I can't breathe." He laughs and then says he knows how George Floyd felt. "You guys might get me puking before even drinking it." Wonderful.
He is still struggling with the smell. Pretty sure this is more fetish content. He's going to be both mukbanging and smelling farts.
Nearly 20 minutes have passed and he is still commenting on how bad it smells and how he doesn't want to drink it. We're still making cogstory today, boys!
To punctuate his anxiousness, he plays a clip of Ralph sadly saying "I wish I had a different life." He smiles cheekily through the stench at Ralph's suffering.
Now he is psyching himself up for the coffee with a Try Guys video about durian. It's been 35 minutes of this now. Another donation comes in from "Maya". $143/200!
He's switched back to the bodycam videos now. 40 minutes since the coffee has been brewed. And now back to the Try Guys vid. Then back to the bodycams. I am trembling with anticipation. When will he drink it?
*Mario voice* Let's go!
Hell yeah! Thank you mysterious feeder! $100 and 1 hour of time well spent! Now he's describing his burps for his extremely horny audience. He is drinking soda and burping for his fans.
The hard part of the stream is now done, it's time for another smoke break!
Back from the break and he's still burping and telling chat about how it smells like rotten eggs. "We're $55 away from me having just a regular coffee." Cough it up, feeders! In the mean time, back to bodycam footage. He pauses after a minute to post his donation link and remind everyone to donate because it makes people seethe. 4:20 on the east coast! Time for another smoke break! $145/200
Back from yet another smoke break. Cog is feeling ill. He's watching more bodycam footage with this look on his face.
A little bonus mukbang action for the literal 2 active chatters. Cream cheese on toast. He keeps leaning off screen to take bites. Is it because Bunghole Tiger isn't here to watch?
Still eating his toast and chewing with his mouth wide open. He is talking with his mouth full. This is so nasty.
The stream is once again rapidly losing steam as he silently chomps on his cream cheese toast. There's barely any chatters. Cog isn't saying anything. Predicting an end soon. Unless....???
There is no "unless". The show comes to an end. Tune in tomorrow for coffee rubbed steak and a coffee banana split! o7s in chat!
Money added to the feeding fund: $145
Coffee consumed: 1 cup
Ralph mentions: not enough
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It was mostly just him drinking a cup of coffee. You really missed out if you weren't tuned in.Nothing but police cams? I can't wait!
Autischic
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bunghole Tiger and Malechick will be devastated, but I am undeterred. It's Cog time, baby! Fill up that chat! Today's topic: Nick Rekieta!
Bunghole Tiger and Malechick will be devastated, but I am undeterred. It's Cog time, baby! Fill up that chat! Today's topic: Nick Rekieta!
Cog starts the show by calling out Aaron Steel Toe for not doing enough for Nick's kids. He will also be covering "Aaron seethe". There will be no show tomorrow due to Queenie's birthday, so the feeders better show their support while they can today! Some small talk with chat ensues. He briefly discusses the weather, and talks about his nasty burps again. This alone is enough to excite the fans
He accuses Aaron of having been around when Nick's kids were snorting coke. "You're a fucking cunt! I hate you!" Cog really cares about kids. What a nice guy!
A viewer notifies him that Null has posted about the cocaine test being a false positive. He seems unsure of what to do now. He continues the show, under the assumption that Nick is lying. He is going over possible scenarios in which a child could have accidentally done some coke.
"Thanks for the huge support coming through!" as he posts his donation link. No one has donated yet.
I spoke too soon! "Maya" donates with a funny youtube link for Cog to react to. $5/100!
Then... ding! Someone else resubscribes! Ding ding ding! Another 5 gifted subs! "Enjoy your emojis!" he bellows triumphantly. $39/100! I hope we get to see him drink more coffee today
The Cogcord has made some more memes! He briefly pauses the Aaron Seethe to show them off. This one is my favorite
Watching more Aaron Seethe. Cog pauses the video often today to berate Aaron for being a bad guy and hypocrite. He is taking great pleasure in debunking Aaron's lies. This segment is really boring. Bunghole Tiger and Malechick are MIA today. Could that be the real reason we aren't getting the promised mukbang? The backup feeders need to work overtime today.
My prayers are answered as another donation comes in from "Maya". She sends Cog another anime link. The volume of the video is ridiculously loud. $54/100!
He pauses it to rant about how everyone knows him because he calls them out or something. It comes off a little unhinged.
He complains about a guy named Andrew Wilson before resuming the anime video. He watches the entire thing, enraptured.
Now he's watching some of last night's Rekieta stream. Chat wants him to snipe someone's stream. They don't even know whose, they just want to see him snipe someone. Cog promises that he will snipe someone if we hit the goal. Unsure of what the goal is at this time. Whatever it is, I hope we hit it.
The Nick video has been paused. Cog posts his donation links and promises more Aaron Seethe when we come back. Smoke break! $56/100
We're back! "I hope you guys are ready for the rest of this. It's been a crazy one!" It's always a crazy fun time with Cog! He presses play on the Rekieta stream.
Suddenly another pause! He screams in excitement and explains to chat that the copyright strike on one of his streams has been removed. Cogheads rejoice! He's so fucking happy
Cog watches a bit more of the Rekieta stream, then switches to reading a kiwifarms post about Rekieta for a minute before an anonymous donation comes in! Another anime video is played. $61/100!
Another minute or so of the Rekieta stream before chat starts demanding more anime
He grants their wish. We're watching this shit again
VHS Archive makes another donation. This time it's a video of some babies skydiving onto a scantily clad woman. Everyone agrees it's weird. That's good.
Cog goes on a tangent about Onlyfans women who also do breastfeeding porn. Very cool. He exasperatedly says that he wants to get through the Nick stuff. This is too much even for Cog's ADHD addled brain. Back to Nick! $66/100!
He pauses Nick to tell chat that the banana split is ready, but that he doesn't have time for it today. A likely story. With that said...
ICE CREAM TIME!!!!! He lets the Rekieta video play as he happily eats
Chat wants the deets on how stinky yesterday's stream was.
Feels like we're running out of steam. We need some big donos to see Cog eat more stuff. 4:20 on the east coast, so time for another smoke break! Hopefully we see an energetic and enthusiastic Cog when he returns
Cog is back and feeling better after smoking! He posts his dono links again. If we smash today's goal, Cog will drink a can of cider. Ten dollars come in immediately. It's for another terrible song link. He pauses it after a minute to read some breaking news about Rekieta. It's a web page about what a hair test is. This is the smoking gun that will put Nick away. He's really excited about this. $76/100
Great news! One of the Top Feeders has been spotted in chat. We might get cider mukbang tonight! LET'S GO MALECHICK!
Cog posts his donation link in chat again. "I like seeing those 20s and 30s in my paypal, guys!" We've now hit the 2 hour mark. Time to "take a quick toke with my wife". A donation comes in before he leaves. It's more anime. He lets it play as he goes for his romantic weed break.
We're back! Cog is telling his chat about how he "accidentally" clicked the wrong thing on Youtube and filled his feed with anime videos. I'm sure there's more to this story. Back to Nick!
He does this thing a lot where he bites his finger.
Nick is once again interrupted with a donation and song link. Surprise! More anime! $81/100!
BIG $20 DONATION COMES IN! We've smashed level 1! This guy wants Cog to stream snipe someone. He switches to Steel Toe, which has already ended.
Bad news: No one is streaming. There will be no stream snipe.
Good news: Mukbang time!
Refreshing! The feeders are temporarily satiated, so it's time to get back to Rekieta! $101/200!
Someone in chat is telling Cog that Nick Rekieta is on twitter live reacting to his stream, seething and threatening lawsuits. Others in chat are discussing whether or not the stream title is defamation. Cog is so proud to be the center of attention. He checks Rekieta's Twitter to find that it was all lies. No one actually cares about Cog. The viewer continues his playful ruse
Cog reads this chat and accuses the chatter of being "Shania Chan or whoever you are. Geekthulu wannabe." I can say with certainty that it is not "Shania Chan". The user is immediately banned, and message removed. Time for more Aaron Seethe!
This time it's a "couch story" clip from Aaron's Kino Casino appearance. He watches for a bit, and posts his donation link in chat. He tells chat that he is open to more media reaction donos. We're at the 3 hour mark and still at $101/200. Time for a smoke break!
We're back! Cog watches a minute or so more of the Casino clip, then switches to one of Aaron's recent streams. More debunking ensues. Cog is intellectually bullying this clip of a sleazy cuckold. Another Cog W!
Ding! Since Cog mukbangs all their food and coffee live on stream, Mrs. Cog is now allowed to have her own beverage
Another superchat comes in as well! $2! Ralph yells over Guns n' Roses again. $108/200! Back to lecturing Aaron Steel Toe.
Someone in chat suggests a new goal. This idea excites Cog. He knows exactly what it means, and immediately gets to work.
A $5 superchat comes in wishing Queenie a happy birthday as Cog excitedly looks for his meme. The Ralph clip plays again. He has it!
It's a video he made of a squeaking frog with Andy Warski's "aim aim" soundbite over it. Chat wants him to make the same video, except with Aaron's voice. "If we hit $200, I'll put his face on the frog". Someone please donate, we really need this epic meme.
"We got a five coming through! You know who you are." The same Ralph clip plays for the third time. I don't understand why the Cogheads are getting bashful about their contributions. Be proud! $118/200
Two more dollars come in with some classic scatological humor. He spelled Aaron wrong, but it's the thought that counts. A different Ralph clip plays. $120/200!
We've been watching Steel Toe for what feels like an eternity. Thankfully, Cog stops the clip to play his own "Cuck Tales" parody song twice in a row while bobbing his head and singing along.
Another minute of Aaron and then he plays "Cuck Tales" for a third time. I think Cog might consider this video his masterpiece. I am envious of how proud he is of his creation. He then plays a karaoke version of "Just the Two of Us" and blesses us with a live rendition of his upcoming parody "Just the Three of Us". He has been working on this parody song for over a week now. I think this is the third time he's sang it on stream.
Donation links in chat! Cog emphasizes how funny his frog meme will be while encouraging his viewers to donate. Since there's no food involved, no one is biting. I'm starting to fear we might not see this meme.
Another anonymous $10 comes in! The viewers are loving watching Cog pause Aaron to comment on how mad he is. Cuck rage! "I might even watch this video twice." Great. $130/200
If we hit 500 members, we're going to get this as an emoji.
"I'm gonna spam the donations again." Another five dollar superchat! Just in time for ANOTHER SMOKE BREAK!
Back from smoking more weed! I'm getting too blazed on all this 420. I can't keep up with expert toker Cognificent. He's talking about Aaron again but things are getting hazy for me. I am starting to driftHOLY SHIT we got a BIG dono coming through! This is what being a true Coghead is all about. Real fans love the memes and parody songs, unlike some paypigs who just use Cog as a cheap whore to beat off to. $204/300! Level 2 SMASHED!
Cog is really happy now. He plays his squeaky frog video again and ecstatically bites his finger as the chat has a hearty LOL
Someone in the Cogcord has crafted the Aaron emoji. Looks good. Very funny. Cog is amused. Back to watching Aaron videos while chat discusses frogs.
Preach!
Cog has been arguing with this Aaron clip for a while now. It kind of feels like he wishes he could be arguing with an actual person. Listening to him talk is making me kind of sad. No one wants to go on Cog's show. At times like these I wish I was a popular content creator so I could go on Cog's World and drink coffee and watch funny videos with Cog. I am getting parasocial for Cog. I haven't had any dreams about us being friends yet, but I'm looking forward to them. If any streamer guys read this, can you please do me a solid and go on this show? Just let him yell at you for a bit until he wears himself out. He needs it. Just look at this fucking guy, he's losing his mind having no one to talk to except his wife, Dan and a bunch of discord weirdos who jerk off to his mukbangs.
Please.
It's worse than I thought. Cog comes up with a great rebuttal to the Aaron clip he's watching and pulls out his phone to fire off a tweet live on air. He really wants some Steel Toe interaction. If we get a few argumentative Twitter responses that could be a whole show's worth of Cogtent!
After calling out Aaron Steel Toe on Twitter, Cog promises to complete his meme and add the emoji by Friday, then signs off. Another successful stream. He will be taking a break for the next 2 days for birthday celebrations. o7s everyone!
Money added to the feeding fund: $204
Coffee consumed: 0 cups
Miscellaneous mukbanged foodstuffs: 1 ice cream cone, 1 glass of cider
Levels smashed: 2
Ralph references: a few but still not enough
He accuses Aaron of having been around when Nick's kids were snorting coke. "You're a fucking cunt! I hate you!" Cog really cares about kids. What a nice guy!
A viewer notifies him that Null has posted about the cocaine test being a false positive. He seems unsure of what to do now. He continues the show, under the assumption that Nick is lying. He is going over possible scenarios in which a child could have accidentally done some coke.
"Thanks for the huge support coming through!" as he posts his donation link. No one has donated yet.
I spoke too soon! "Maya" donates with a funny youtube link for Cog to react to. $5/100!
Then... ding! Someone else resubscribes! Ding ding ding! Another 5 gifted subs! "Enjoy your emojis!" he bellows triumphantly. $39/100! I hope we get to see him drink more coffee today
The Cogcord has made some more memes! He briefly pauses the Aaron Seethe to show them off. This one is my favorite
Watching more Aaron Seethe. Cog pauses the video often today to berate Aaron for being a bad guy and hypocrite. He is taking great pleasure in debunking Aaron's lies. This segment is really boring. Bunghole Tiger and Malechick are MIA today. Could that be the real reason we aren't getting the promised mukbang? The backup feeders need to work overtime today.
My prayers are answered as another donation comes in from "Maya". She sends Cog another anime link. The volume of the video is ridiculously loud. $54/100!
He pauses it to rant about how everyone knows him because he calls them out or something. It comes off a little unhinged.
He complains about a guy named Andrew Wilson before resuming the anime video. He watches the entire thing, enraptured.
Now he's watching some of last night's Rekieta stream. Chat wants him to snipe someone's stream. They don't even know whose, they just want to see him snipe someone. Cog promises that he will snipe someone if we hit the goal. Unsure of what the goal is at this time. Whatever it is, I hope we hit it.
The Nick video has been paused. Cog posts his donation links and promises more Aaron Seethe when we come back. Smoke break! $56/100
We're back! "I hope you guys are ready for the rest of this. It's been a crazy one!" It's always a crazy fun time with Cog! He presses play on the Rekieta stream.
Suddenly another pause! He screams in excitement and explains to chat that the copyright strike on one of his streams has been removed. Cogheads rejoice! He's so fucking happy
Cog watches a bit more of the Rekieta stream, then switches to reading a kiwifarms post about Rekieta for a minute before an anonymous donation comes in! Another anime video is played. $61/100!
Another minute or so of the Rekieta stream before chat starts demanding more anime
He grants their wish. We're watching this shit again
VHS Archive makes another donation. This time it's a video of some babies skydiving onto a scantily clad woman. Everyone agrees it's weird. That's good.
Cog goes on a tangent about Onlyfans women who also do breastfeeding porn. Very cool. He exasperatedly says that he wants to get through the Nick stuff. This is too much even for Cog's ADHD addled brain. Back to Nick! $66/100!
He pauses Nick to tell chat that the banana split is ready, but that he doesn't have time for it today. A likely story. With that said...
ICE CREAM TIME!!!!! He lets the Rekieta video play as he happily eats
Chat wants the deets on how stinky yesterday's stream was.
Feels like we're running out of steam. We need some big donos to see Cog eat more stuff. 4:20 on the east coast, so time for another smoke break! Hopefully we see an energetic and enthusiastic Cog when he returns
Cog is back and feeling better after smoking! He posts his dono links again. If we smash today's goal, Cog will drink a can of cider. Ten dollars come in immediately. It's for another terrible song link. He pauses it after a minute to read some breaking news about Rekieta. It's a web page about what a hair test is. This is the smoking gun that will put Nick away. He's really excited about this. $76/100
Great news! One of the Top Feeders has been spotted in chat. We might get cider mukbang tonight! LET'S GO MALECHICK!
Cog posts his donation link in chat again. "I like seeing those 20s and 30s in my paypal, guys!" We've now hit the 2 hour mark. Time to "take a quick toke with my wife". A donation comes in before he leaves. It's more anime. He lets it play as he goes for his romantic weed break.
We're back! Cog is telling his chat about how he "accidentally" clicked the wrong thing on Youtube and filled his feed with anime videos. I'm sure there's more to this story. Back to Nick!
He does this thing a lot where he bites his finger.
Nick is once again interrupted with a donation and song link. Surprise! More anime! $81/100!
BIG $20 DONATION COMES IN! We've smashed level 1! This guy wants Cog to stream snipe someone. He switches to Steel Toe, which has already ended.
Bad news: No one is streaming. There will be no stream snipe.
Good news: Mukbang time!
Refreshing! The feeders are temporarily satiated, so it's time to get back to Rekieta! $101/200!
Someone in chat is telling Cog that Nick Rekieta is on twitter live reacting to his stream, seething and threatening lawsuits. Others in chat are discussing whether or not the stream title is defamation. Cog is so proud to be the center of attention. He checks Rekieta's Twitter to find that it was all lies. No one actually cares about Cog. The viewer continues his playful ruse
Cog reads this chat and accuses the chatter of being "Shania Chan or whoever you are. Geekthulu wannabe." I can say with certainty that it is not "Shania Chan". The user is immediately banned, and message removed. Time for more Aaron Seethe!
This time it's a "couch story" clip from Aaron's Kino Casino appearance. He watches for a bit, and posts his donation link in chat. He tells chat that he is open to more media reaction donos. We're at the 3 hour mark and still at $101/200. Time for a smoke break!
We're back! Cog watches a minute or so more of the Casino clip, then switches to one of Aaron's recent streams. More debunking ensues. Cog is intellectually bullying this clip of a sleazy cuckold. Another Cog W!
Ding! Since Cog mukbangs all their food and coffee live on stream, Mrs. Cog is now allowed to have her own beverage
Another superchat comes in as well! $2! Ralph yells over Guns n' Roses again. $108/200! Back to lecturing Aaron Steel Toe.
Someone in chat suggests a new goal. This idea excites Cog. He knows exactly what it means, and immediately gets to work.
A $5 superchat comes in wishing Queenie a happy birthday as Cog excitedly looks for his meme. The Ralph clip plays again. He has it!
It's a video he made of a squeaking frog with Andy Warski's "aim aim" soundbite over it. Chat wants him to make the same video, except with Aaron's voice. "If we hit $200, I'll put his face on the frog". Someone please donate, we really need this epic meme.
"We got a five coming through! You know who you are." The same Ralph clip plays for the third time. I don't understand why the Cogheads are getting bashful about their contributions. Be proud! $118/200
Two more dollars come in with some classic scatological humor. He spelled Aaron wrong, but it's the thought that counts. A different Ralph clip plays. $120/200!
We've been watching Steel Toe for what feels like an eternity. Thankfully, Cog stops the clip to play his own "Cuck Tales" parody song twice in a row while bobbing his head and singing along.
Another minute of Aaron and then he plays "Cuck Tales" for a third time. I think Cog might consider this video his masterpiece. I am envious of how proud he is of his creation. He then plays a karaoke version of "Just the Two of Us" and blesses us with a live rendition of his upcoming parody "Just the Three of Us". He has been working on this parody song for over a week now. I think this is the third time he's sang it on stream.
Donation links in chat! Cog emphasizes how funny his frog meme will be while encouraging his viewers to donate. Since there's no food involved, no one is biting. I'm starting to fear we might not see this meme.
Another anonymous $10 comes in! The viewers are loving watching Cog pause Aaron to comment on how mad he is. Cuck rage! "I might even watch this video twice." Great. $130/200
If we hit 500 members, we're going to get this as an emoji.
"I'm gonna spam the donations again." Another five dollar superchat! Just in time for ANOTHER SMOKE BREAK!
Back from smoking more weed! I'm getting too blazed on all this 420. I can't keep up with expert toker Cognificent. He's talking about Aaron again but things are getting hazy for me. I am starting to driftHOLY SHIT we got a BIG dono coming through! This is what being a true Coghead is all about. Real fans love the memes and parody songs, unlike some paypigs who just use Cog as a cheap whore to beat off to. $204/300! Level 2 SMASHED!
Cog is really happy now. He plays his squeaky frog video again and ecstatically bites his finger as the chat has a hearty LOL
Someone in the Cogcord has crafted the Aaron emoji. Looks good. Very funny. Cog is amused. Back to watching Aaron videos while chat discusses frogs.
Preach!
Cog has been arguing with this Aaron clip for a while now. It kind of feels like he wishes he could be arguing with an actual person. Listening to him talk is making me kind of sad. No one wants to go on Cog's show. At times like these I wish I was a popular content creator so I could go on Cog's World and drink coffee and watch funny videos with Cog. I am getting parasocial for Cog. I haven't had any dreams about us being friends yet, but I'm looking forward to them. If any streamer guys read this, can you please do me a solid and go on this show? Just let him yell at you for a bit until he wears himself out. He needs it. Just look at this fucking guy, he's losing his mind having no one to talk to except his wife, Dan and a bunch of discord weirdos who jerk off to his mukbangs.
Please.
It's worse than I thought. Cog comes up with a great rebuttal to the Aaron clip he's watching and pulls out his phone to fire off a tweet live on air. He really wants some Steel Toe interaction. If we get a few argumentative Twitter responses that could be a whole show's worth of Cogtent!
After calling out Aaron Steel Toe on Twitter, Cog promises to complete his meme and add the emoji by Friday, then signs off. Another successful stream. He will be taking a break for the next 2 days for birthday celebrations. o7s everyone!
Money added to the feeding fund: $204
Coffee consumed: 0 cups
Miscellaneous mukbanged foodstuffs: 1 ice cream cone, 1 glass of cider
Levels smashed: 2
Ralph references: a few but still not enough
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Cog: How could you let Nick do drugs around your kids, Aaron!
Also Cog: Excuse me while I go do drugs in front of Dan’s daughter.
Cog also labored under the delusion that Nick Rekeita was watching his stream and issuing threats to sue him for defamation over X/Twitter.
SPOILER: Nick Rekeita doesn’t know who he is
Also Cog: Excuse me while I go do drugs in front of Dan’s daughter.
Cog also labored under the delusion that Nick Rekeita was watching his stream and issuing threats to sue him for defamation over X/Twitter.
SPOILER: Nick Rekeita doesn’t know who he is
- Joined
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I was laughing my ass off when he thought Nick was actually threatening him on twitter. He wants so badly for someone to just notice him. It's kind of depressing actually.