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Newly-released Star Wars series The Acolyte just made a major change to established Star Wars lore – by revealing that lesbian space witches created life from the Force before Darth Plagueis.

If none of that sentence made much sense to you, you’ve clearly not read the entirety of the incredibly detailed and comprehensive Star Wars wiki site Wookiepedia. But we have, so we’ll try to sum it up.

It’s also worth noting at this point that this article contains major spoilers for The Acolyte episode three.

Darth Plagueis was a legendary Dark Lord of the Sith who makes Darth Vader look like a massive wuss, frankly. He was extremely powerful and obsessed with immortality.

As pointed out by BoundingIntoComics, in the 2005 prequel movie Revenge of the Sith, Emperor Palpatine talks about how his former master “could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.”

TL;DR: the power to create life using Force manipulation has always been considered a near-impossible feat.

However, in The Acolyte episode three, which dropped on Disney+ on Tuesday (11 June), we find out that the first person to create life in that way wasn’t Darth Plagueis at all. It was actually the newly-introduced leader of a band of Force sensitive witches (the Force Witches of Brendok), called Mother Aniseya (Jodie Turner-Smith).

The Acolyte’s first two episodes closely followed a pair of twins called Mae and Osha (Amandla Stenberg). When we first tune in, Mae is on a murderous rampage against four Jedi: killing her first victim, Jedi Master Indara (Carrie-Anne Moss) in the first few minutes of episode one.

Osha (full name: Verosha) a former Jedi padawan who ended up working as a mechanic, ends up helping her former Jedi master, Sol (Lee Jung-jae) to try to get to the bottom of her sister’s crimes. The sisters come face to face at the end of episode two.

Aniseya explains that she used the Force to bring to life two embryos, carried by her fellow force sensitive witch Mother Koril (Margarita Levieva). Those embryos (you guessed it) grow up to be Mae and Osha.

Oh, and did we mention that Aniseya and Koril are a couple? They aren’t just space witches, they’re lesbian space witches. We love to see it, especially given the increasingly virulent right-wing arguments against surrogacy for same-sex couples.

Of course, we weren’t exactly surprised to see this queer representation pop up in The Acolyte: it was always going to be an LGBTQ+ extravaganza.

Transgender icons Abigail Thorn and Jen Richards are both involved with the series – Thorn plays a character called Ensign Eurus, and Richards is one of the writers. Plus, showrunner Leslye Headland is a lesbian, and her wife Rebecca Henderson also appears in The Acolyte alongside Thorn and many other LGBTQ+ icons.

Amandla Stenberg is gay and non-binary and uses she/her and they/them pronouns. Charlie Barnett – who plays yellow lightsaber-wielding Jedi Yord Fandar, is gay and says that he realised the truth about his sexuality when he was just 13.

Stenberg has brushed off complaints by some fans that the show is making Star Wars “woke”, saying: “There’s a vast array of Star Wars fans. There is a specific kind of Star Wars fan [who’s] very vocal on the internet They’ve called our show The Woke-alyte, which I’m like, ‘OK, what about it?’”

However, the ratings don’t side with the critics: The eight-part series has already broken records, despite the conservative tears and sabre-rattling about its inclusivity.

TVLine reported that the first episode garnered 11.1 million views across the first five days of streaming, making it the biggest launch of the year on the streaming service. The series beat Disney+ competitors including Doctor Who, Marvel’s Echo and X-Men ‘97
 
The Nightsisters could have been using the Force to do all kinds of things before Darth Plagueis; it just wasn't seen as important or relevant because they didn't do things the way the Jedi thought they should.
also because dathomir is a faraway planet that nobody important cares about, and the local witches never had much interest in anything beyond their own planet
in terms of relevance they're kind of where the ancient sith were, back when they were just fucking around on korriban and nobody in the republic cared about them
 
Is it really part of the canon if nobody watches this show?

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These aren't the night sisters. The night sisters are Dathomirians.
In the episode, there was a mention that this particular coven of witches had settled on the planet (that is not Dathromir) for unknown reasons. I assumed they are Nightsisters because how many amoral Force-using women-only groups calling themselves witches could there possibly be? Star Wars lore is not particularly complex. Now, as for the difference between Nightsisters and Witches of Dathromir, I don't know and I'm not sure if it's ever been made clear. Someone more embarrassingly autistic than me may know the difference.
 
In the episode, there was a mention that this particular coven of witches had settled on the planet (that is not Dathromir) for unknown reasons. I assumed they are Nightsisters because how many amoral Force-using women-only groups calling themselves witches could there possibly be? Star Wars lore is not particularly complex. Now, as for the difference between Nightsisters and Witches of Dathromir, I don't know and I'm not sure if it's ever been made clear. Someone more embarrassingly autistic than me may know the difference.
You have to remember that Star Wars lore outside of the first six films and the cartoon series George made were decanonized by Kennedy with a stroke of a pen after Disney purchased Lucasfilm.
The label they want everyone to adopt to describe what came before is "Legends", and Disney writers basically skim through that side of Wookiepedia to plunder the cliffs notes to make lamer, gayer versions of it suited for modern audiences.
 
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In the episode, there was a mention that this particular coven of witches had settled on the planet (that is not Dathromir) for unknown reasons. I assumed they are Nightsisters because how many amoral Force-using women-only groups calling themselves witches could there possibly be? Star Wars lore is not particularly complex. Now, as for the difference between Nightsisters and Witches of Dathromir, I don't know and I'm not sure if it's ever been made clear.
The Witches of Dathomir are the Night Sisters. Dathomirian is just the name of the subspecies of Zabraks (Darth Mauls species) living on Dathomir.

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So these negresses can't be night sisters because they're (arguably) human.
 
>light side of the force is all about moderation and restraint, which is why the jedi have to be celibate and having sex once or twice was enough to lead anakin down a path to the dark side
>the space witches presumably are neutral, so at least in half aligned with the light side. Which means restraint and moderation should be part of their life
>lesbian space witches
>lesbian, a point you can only cross to after some serious year-long masturbation and porn consumption
>I'm supposed to believe that those witches are just out there shlicking and munching carpets and yet not only does this not cripple their affinity with the force (at least the light side), but they somehow remain capable of elder god levels of force usage feats beyond even lord sideous despite that
 
I literally remember how thirsty I used to be for SW content. Canon, not canon, fan fiction, whatever. I am literally a lefty libshit but I so don’t care about anything happening in it anymore. They just replaced content you’d want to consume with endless pandering. It is such a clusterfuck now. Give me Luuke back any day.
 
Hilarious that Kennedy basically hired herself again (longtime assistant with a producer vanity title, zero creative history) to make this series and because this one got coffee for the most notorious predator in Hollywood instead of Spielberg, the show is this massively over-compensating incoherent girl power nonsense.
At this point my only interaction with Star Wars is watching youtube critics complain about it.
I watched the cartoon that had the cool General Grevious. The one that did not have asthma.
You have to remember that Star Wars lore outside of the first six films and the cartoon series George made were decanonized by Kennedy with a stroke of a pen after Disney purchased Lucasfilm.
The label they want everyone to adopt to describe what came before is "Legends", and Disney writers basically skim through that side of Wookiepedia to plunder the cliffs notes to make lamer, gayer versions of it suited for modern audiences.
They hire the fart fetishist sons and daughters of share holders to write the new canon kids books, too.
 
Have you ever actually met a lesbian? 90% of them are the most sexless people you will ever meet. They make post-menopausal housewives look downright randy.
Just because they aren't masturbating in front of you, or others, doesn't mean they don't do it.
 
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Just because they aren't masturbating in front of you, or others, doesn't mean they don't do it.
Are you conflating fujoshis with lesbians or something? There's a reason Lesbian Bed Death is a term.
You're talking about the sexuality that chases gender-conforming pretty women out of it because the bulldykes closely resembling your avatar think any expression of female beauty is a male psyop.
 
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