Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[owed to joy]

I know it has been mentioned before, but Nick's controlling behavior, going so far as to control what Kayla and April text, is exactly what Ethan Ralph did to Faith and Pantsu. Typing their texts for them, having them go to their friends and say everything is fine. How long will it be until we see Kayla or April read out the hostages letter like Faith or Pantsu did?

Besides a random email to Aaron stating that April had been spotted in Spicer, is there even any concrete proof of life at this point? Nobody's claimed to have seen or spoken to her on the phone/over FaceTime (to my knowledge). Rather it's likely Nick is controlling her social media accounts and text conversations... at this point I'll take a hostage letter as long as we can see she's actually alive & at least semi-conscious.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nothing quite like double digit message count newfags shitting up the thread with overly verbose text walls and then getting pissy when people don't read all their nuanced, and totally well informed opinions.

Besides a random email to Aaron stating that April had been spotted in Spicer, is there even any concrete proof of life at this point? Nobody's claimed to have seen or spoken to her on the phone/over FaceTime (to my knowledge). Rather it's likely Nick is controlling her social media accounts and text conversations... at this point I'll take a hostage letter as long as we can see she's actually alive & at least semi-conscious.

I would like to amend my earlier worst case scenario. New worst case scenario is Kayla wearing NICK as a skin suit while going out with April for a blizzard and fries.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even @Fapcop View attachment 6087739 can't simp for these photos. Oh geez... View attachment 6087747

Oh yes he can.

If he does, I'm calling the FapFBI and asking them to open a "pattern and practices investigation" into excessive fapping to mediocre shit. I demand accountability from law enforcement.

 

[cdhill17]

Besides a random email to Aaron stating that April had been spotted in Spicer, is there even any concrete proof of life at this point? Nobody's claimed to have seen or spoken to her on the phone/over FaceTime (to my knowledge). Rather it's likely Nick is controlling her social media accounts and text conversations... at this point I'll take a hostage letter as long as we can see she's actually alive & at least semi-conscious.

Melton claimed that the one about the Dairy Queen was a troll by a fan of his

 

[Sharpeteer]

FapFBI

That was fucking funny.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

If he does, I'm calling the FapFBI and asking them to open a "pattern and practices investigation" into excessive fapping to mediocre shit. I demand accountability from law enforcement.

Fapcop is the trailblazer of fappery, a man on a mission - to boldy go where many men had gone before

 

[Fapcop]

Even @Fapcop View attachment 6087739 can't simp for these photos. Oh geez... View attachment 6087747

Niiiice!!!

Do we have any of her showing her backside?

Now granted, boob wise it’s hardly sensational. Looks like a nice, (firm?) small B cup.

But a very nice stomach on Our Valkyrie! And long legs that you can wear like a pair of raybans wrapped around your head!

The only downside really is that tattoo. Yes, I may be a simp for slightly above average chicks, but I do have a little taste!

(Dear lord, can you imagine the kind of trash tattoos April and Nick will get? WE WILL BE US or two snakes intertwined or some shit like that.

 

[sum ting wong]

So Balldo is a creepy sex pest, unless of course Aaron's lying. Time to fire up that stream Nick, let's talk about 'relationship dynamics' between men and women. Prove the Scandinavian incel prudes wrong, show us how to woo the ladies!

 

[anionfarflung]

I'm not a lawyer, just passing on the opinion of other lawyers, some of which have experience in criminal law.

Yeah what I meant to say is that I was just using your post as an entry to commenting on it. It wasn't saying you in particular were wrong.

 

[AltisticRight]

yeah but she got nice tits

About as nice as sticking two dumplings on a fridge.
You shameless coomer. I hope the next time you coom, an elderly care facility popup advertisement shows up.

 

[Pistoleer]

Stupid. Sounds like an excellent way to end up in jail for rape.

It’s very stupid, but it still happens a lot. I know at least 3 chicks that have done this. All 3 said the something to the effect of “I was depressed and got to talking to him and somehow his dick ended up inside me.” The dudes have the “pussy is pussy, don’t matter got laid” mentality. Both sides are retarded.

 

[DavidS877]

Love it!!! Is there a sub-thread that is dedicated specifically to memes? I'd love to see all of them without having to sift back through 5,303 pages of Rickety Rackets the Rail King's Kiwi Farms page.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Aaron mentioned in the first 12 minutes of his show (on Rumble
https://rumble.com/v51jgsw-a-grave-of-your-own-digging-stms-06-14-24.html )
that after his show yesterday with Keanu, a bunch of ladies reached out to (mostly) Keanu but also Aaron with stories about Nick doing the manipulative shower calls to them. Aaron asked for receipts... which supposedly some/many had. I may have to *gulp* keep an eye on Simpcast to see if the dirt starts coming out on some these channels.

I'm assuming it's SimpCast adjacent, or if not, they will be.

This is a significant new happening that is gaining traction. More and more people are going to start showing texts causing Nick to sperg.
I recall Chrissie Mayr saying she couldn't believe Nick would tell someone to kys. When in reality he has used work arounds on air for years.

Thomas Roiloup has shown text messages of him saying that. Aaron on 6/13 show stated how Nick sent a kys to him but gaslighted April into thinking Aaron sent it. May make clout hungry Faran enter the fray again.

Keanu texts are gonna be the catalyst for Simpcast to disassociate from the Cult of the Nose.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Besides a random email to Aaron stating that April had been spotted in Spicer, is there even any concrete proof of life at this point? Nobody's claimed to have seen or spoken to her on the phone/over FaceTime (to my knowledge). Rather it's likely Nick is controlling her social media accounts and text conversations... at this point I'll take a hostage letter as long as we can see she's actually alive & at least semi-conscious.

Nick is telling April that his smartness is all that is keeping her out of jail. She'd be in prison right now except for him. His spiel is that only lawyers can talk now and if they want to stay out of jail they can't talk to anyone.

 

[TheButcherknight]

When he got "blackout drunk" in Dallas is a theory I've seen thrown around. Even if it wasn't Venti that story was always a gigantic lie. Conveniently, after that our wife started traveling with him everywhere he went for his show as far as I know that was his last solo trip.

Ya and he had a stream like 5 months back where he was fawning over her. So it all kind of lines up.

 

[Zizara]

This messages overall suggest Nick and the situation in the house is really taking a bad turn. That Nick knows that his women are probably both serious dangers to leave him if they get into unsecured communications with outsiders. I would imagine he is gaslighting one or both about the likelyhood of either him or them going to prison if they make the slightest mistake or not listen to him. And if one or more of them are still using coke, there is going to massive paranoia just from that.

Nick keeping a tight rein on them feels indicative, because honestly? I think Kayla could come out of this fairly clean if she makes the right moves. She could get a slap on the wrist for the drugs charges, make sure she keeps the kids, keep the house and the money and even claw back a decent chunk of her reputation in the community...all she'd have to do is sell out Nick.
Put on a show for the Judge and the authorities about how she tried but was just a poor Christian mother overwhelmed and led into sin, and that of course she'd be better and get her life back on track without the negative influence of their addicted and narcissistic father hanging over the family.
Do I think Kayla would actually do that? Not really but paranoia over it can do strange things to relationships in both Nick & Kayla's case. No doubt the cops have her in the crosshairs as a potential weak link to press and it's a card a lot of women have to play, especially when they're being threatened with CPS. Just look at how many people in this thread will default to her having no responsibility in the situation. It's a real easy and effective narrative to sell even with little evidence.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

2 cucks doesn't make a right. Just because you also cuck the guy who cucks you doesn't mean you're not a cuck. You're just 2 pathetic 40 year old men 1 step closer to divorce.

"Two cucks don't make a right" gave me a good laugh. Add that to a reference guidebook, "Proverbs for Degenerates".

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I hope the next time you coom, an elderly care facility popup advertisement shows up.

Punishment or Reward?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Dear lord, can you imagine the kind of trash tattoos April and Nick will get? WE WILL BE US or two snakes intertwined or some shit like that.

We can guess what April will get based on her Pinterest. Pinned last month:



Aaron really dodged a bullet though. She had a whole slew of tattoos picked out for him.



Will we see a boxing glove or old timey microphone tattoo on Nick next? Or perhaps they’ll work the rose theme into an American Beauty reference.

P.S. April, you seem to have left out a social media platform when you changed your name everywhere.



Don’t feel too bad though, most divorcées forget about Pinterest.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Everyone in Aaron's life seemed to hate April even well before she became a coked-out whore. I'd like to know what was up with that.

They saw her (correctly) as a small town gold digger. She claimed she was a fan of Aaron's radio show and kept popping up at parties and comedy gigs his radio station hosted with her then-boyfriend (presumably to sniff out for new dick). The moment she and Aaron went to 1st base, she dropped the old boyfriend like a sack of potatoes and 'committed' herself to Aaron, and Aaron, being the sucker for easy pussy from an avid 'fan', fell head over heels.

I think Aaron's family always liked the 1st ex-wife Ashley (she gave them 3 kids ffs) and were pissed that he cheated on her and fucked up that marriage....now combine that scenario with a tainted Aaron introducing a random fan of his show as wife #2 in so quick a fashion, and a young, dense one too.