Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Bong13 said:
Maddox is a bald, miserable twat. Anything he "claims" is to be discarded without a second glance.
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LMAO at this receding hairline scrote calling another man bald from beneath those little wisps of pubes grown out far too long to try to create the illusion of volume. God, I hope you're as retarded as we know you are and that you were talking about my PFP, telling on yourself that you're too autistic to understand the blatant symbolism of putting a biohazard symbol on the troon flag and repping as a plague doctor. There's autism, then there's that level of terminal autism.
 
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Persian Carpet Salesman said:
EVS is an arse who enjoys being an arse and he thinks isom is a not very good comic, can't remember what his beef was that started him going after Eric so hard apart from the whole fnt crew being zeros thing, Dick is just jumping on the bandwagon to try and get some trashcast money.
Again have no idea why this part of kiwifarms has become the Eric defence force, he's a boring grifter doing the exact same thing as EVS but with the whole fnt fandom to leech off for comic sales and has a couple of people who like to alog him like literally everyone who makes there business being an internet personality
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“Why in the thread about mocking and laughing at Dax are people not mocking and laughing at the guy making Dax even easier to mock and laugh at?”
 
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Hal said:
Haha so funny daxipad you really are a LA based comedian

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Dick is so cool and above it all. He's like the cool divorced father I never had.
Even his nickname shows how awesome he is: It's "Dick", like a penis? Get it!?
I can't wait to tune into the next episode of The Biggest Problem in the UniverseTM so I can watch him go to town on those lame squares and SJWs like Eric July!
 
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Persian Carpet Salesman said:
EVS is an arse who enjoys being an arse and he thinks isom is a not very good comic, can't remember what his beef was that started him going after Eric so hard apart from the whole fnt crew being zeros thing, Dick is just jumping on the bandwagon to try and get some trashcast money.
Again have no idea why this part of kiwifarms has become the Eric defence force, he's a boring grifter doing the exact same thing as EVS but with the whole fnt fandom to leech off for comic sales and has a couple of people who like to alog him like literally everyone who makes there business being an internet personality
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What do you mean "Eric´s defense force"? Correcting Juan´s false claims?
 
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Null said:
@Bong13 is not Dick. I can conclusively determine he is posting outside of the United States. However, the post seems to be a Dick simp and directly sent that picture of his post to daddy to show him what a good job he's doing.
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but how can we be sure dick didnt jump the border via his epstein tunnels in order to hide that its him posting sheltered among his kind?
 
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Bong13 said:
So anyway - how do you fuckers feel about Infowars being auctioned off for spares? Bet that makes the old tinfoil hat itch...
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Would love to see your audition tapes, Herrera--you know, for those Hollywood parts that never came with a callback. The comedy gold wouldn't be on the tapes, oh no. The gold would be the gloomy, downcast expression on your face when you realized The Dick Show would be as good as it ever gets, with you scrounging the Internet for controversy and content while surrounded by skeevy, drugged-out flunkies and autistic e-girls soaked in urine.

Your claim to fame is a cow costume and a strap-on. That's what people think about when they think about you. Enjoy.
 
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