Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

I fixed it.



Obviously fake.

 

[Strix454]

I think Kayla could come out of this fairly clean if she makes the right moves. She could get a slap on the wrist for the drugs charges,

This is why the selection of an attorney to represent her will be extremely interesting. Her legal interests are not the same as Nick's legal interests. A good and/or ethical attorney who was presented her case would give her advice as to what was in her best interests that I doubt Nick would agree with.

The question becomes if Nick can find an evil enough attorney that the attorney disregards their own client and their own client's interests in favor of allowing her wacked out cokehead husband to make all her decisions for her.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Idk man… She apparently can’t have kids, which solves a big issue here. (And probably delights Nick to no end.)

I’m not sure why this is constantly repeated but it’s not true. Aaron at one point said April had some issue that made April THINK it MIGHT be difficult for her to get pregnant. Never stated by anyone she couldn’t have kids. Sounds like she had ovarian cysts, which is fairly common, and would not render her infertile.

I’m sure April could get pregnant but it’s a convenient thing to say when you’re a woman that dates older guys that already have several kids. This is music to their ears. Neither Aaron or Nick have any interest in having more kids.

April is the chick divorced guys want as the child free “cool girlfriend” or “new wife” that can focus on them, not child rearing.

I honestly could see April springing a surprise baby on Nick. Nick absolutely doesn’t want anymore kids, but April resents Kayla being the sole owner of the “mother of my children” title. She also might want her own children.

I think April sees herself as the new Lady Rackets but is at a big disadvantage since Nick already has a wife and five kids. She might think a baby could help with her job security as Nick’s favorite ho, but in reality he would lose all interest in April if she got knocked up. The new Lady Racketts needs to make Nick’s dick her full time job and child bearing and rearing would totally ruin her aptitude for the job.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I’m not sure why this is constantly repeated but it’s not true. Aaron at one point said April had some issue that made April THINK it MIGHT be difficult for her to get pregnant. Never stated by anyone she couldn’t have kids. Sounds like she had ovarian cysts, which is fairly common, and would not render her infertile.

I’m sure April could get pregnant but it’s a convenient thing to say when you’re a woman that dates older guys that already have several kids. This is music to their ears. Neither Aaron or Nick have any interest in having more kids.

April is the chick divorced guys want as the child free “cool girlfriend” or “new wife” that can focus on them, not child rearing.

I honestly could see April springing a surprise baby on Nick. Nick absolutely doesn’t want anymore kids, but April resents Kayla being the sole owner of the “mother of my children” title. She also might want her own children.

I think April sees herself as the new Lady Rackets but is at a big disadvantage since Nick already has a wife and five kids. She might think a baby could help with her job security as Nick’s favorite ho, but in reality he would lose all interest in April if she got knocked up. The new Lady Racketts needs to make Nick’s dick her full time job and child bearing and rearing would totally ruin her aptitude for the job.

IIRC, April said she can't have kids because she had her ovaries removed due to a tumor. Which is great if your career path is fleshlight

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Chrissie Mayr just dropped a Rekieta joke on Friday Night Tights.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Conjecture about Kayla from what few facts are actually known along with statements made by Nick. This approaches the realm of fanfic, but I believe it is a logical scenario of what may have happened. None of this is meant to excuse or diagnose Kayla, merely speculate on what could have transpired in a similar situation.

Known Facts:
Kayla has had 8 pregnancies, 5 live births in nearly 20 years of marriage.
The 5 children are spaced roughly 2 years apart.
Kayla has expressed her feelings of inadequacy and failure as a mother and a woman.
There has been more than once (in my memory) in the last 6 years or so that Kayla has had some type of "procedure" requiring hospitalization and recovery.
Nick has stated that Kayla's body was "destroyed" by pregnancy.
Kayla seemed concerned that she get her prescription drugs while in jail.

Spoiler: Pure conjecture and story weaving

Now my conjecture and fanfic.
The obvious mental issues that Kayla may have suffered are post-partum depression, compounded by grief over loss of 3 pregnancies. Woman who miscarry often feel inadequate and a sense of guilt and shame. There is also the physical toll pregnancy can take on the body, especially if the pregnancies are in rapid succession.
I suspect that Kayla had some physical complications from the many pregnancies, perhaps ending up with a prolapsed uterus, which would have made vaginal sex painful and may have resulted in surgical repair. I have wondered if when Nick talked about Kayla's "destroyed" body, he was not so much negging her, as much as he was repeating what Kayla said about her own body. The flabby, stretch marked abdomen and the windsock breasts don't do much for one's self esteem, especially if you know your partner does not find your body sexually attractive. That would explain the mommy makeover surgeries. She had become the hausfrau brood mare and not the cute wife of an important non-practicing lawyer. Her insecurities are compounded because all of a sudden, he has new friends that she doesn't know, and he stays up all night drinking and laughing with them, meanwhile she goes to bed alone, her partner having more fun being a YouToob influencer and sleeping off the hangover all day, instead of being a father and partner.
A recipe for marital disaster.

So multiple surgeries, probably corrective/hysterectomy and later, mommy makeovers.
Post-surgery pain meds.
Perhaps meds for chronic pain.
Prescription meds to treat both depression and pain.
So, Kayla takes to her bed and floats away on SSRI's and opiates and Star Trek.
This is the recipe for prescription drug addiction. I would not be surprised if Kayla was the first drug addict in this co-dependent relationship. What a contemptable, weak woman. She chose the selfish, easy way to escape when she had all the resources to get well. What a coward. What a failure.
The cocaine came later and was probably Nick's drug of choice. It gave him the energy and kept him awake so he could drink all night and take over what had been Kayla's job during the day.

In summary, this fanfic is a peek into what might have happened. The names have not been changed, to condemn the guilty. I think it possible that Kayla had physical pain and mental health issues, became a script drug addict, abdicated her participation in her children's lives and Nicks bed, thus Nick's "worst day". Instead of mustering all his resources in finding help and admit that Kayla was in trouble and their marriage was floundering, Nick the porn-sick egotist knew better and decided that he could fix her, fix everything, He didn't need anyone to help because after all, he is the smartest guy in the room.
A man so fragile, he could not ask for help, would not admit fault, and would rather watch his children suffer.
Or did he even notice their pain?
I bet that cocaine and MDMA made him feel like a real Superman.
What a weak, cowardly man.
What a failure.

 

[daniel day]

https://www.wqad.com/video/news/regional/526-a5e753d1-1b9b-4a48-97e0-f72e8d59102f

Why would nick rekieta hold these poor brown skinned people hostage with bad jokes and balldos while the FBI executed a bad warrant against them? What do you guys think, can /our swinger/ get them out of this?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I would like to amend my earlier worst case scenario. New worst case scenario is Kayla wearing NICK as a skin suit while going out with April for a blizzard and fries.

Nick wearing April skinsuit, Drex wearing Kayla going to subdom swinger house as trans bi-lesbians looking for lolicon manboys with anime dick tattoos and balldos to dominate them.

The worst part is reading it and realizing: could happen and they already know the pronoun for it.

 

[thebigdream]

I've wondered this myself, and if he isn't over emphasizing the connection he had with Kayla. IIRC in the infamous hot tube stream he mention how Kayla liked April but didn't like him. Is it possible he got voted of the island 3-1?

My pet theory is he's doing this to antagonise Nick, like when he calls her 'babycakes' and shit, he's just trying to poke the bear. I have no doubt Kayla gave him some affection, as lonely druggies are want to do, but it wasn't this secret, sensual romance as he portrays it. Kayla was bored, high, and he was willing. Congratulations he found the recipe for the most soulless, vapid sex imaginable.

 

[gang weeder]

Conjecture about Kayla from what few facts are actually known along with statements made by Nick. This approaches the realm of fanfic, but I believe it is a logical scenario of what may have happened. None of this is meant to excuse or diagnose Kayla, merely speculate on what could have transpired in a similar situation.

It seems pretty clear that while Nicky's "medicine" of choice was booze and later coke, Kayla's was actual prescription pills. Do we know what medicine it was that she had delivered to her in jail, and/or do we know if she is on benzos? Benzos such as klonopin can be prescribed for general anxiety/"muh mentals" type stuff and as our boy Jorden Peterson found out, they are no joke.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is telling April that his smartness is all that is keeping her out of jail. She'd be in prison right now except for him. His spiel is that only lawyers can talk now and if they want to stay out of jail they can't talk to anyone.

Meanwhile he's the dumb fuck who is sperging out, taunting the cops, prosecutor, judge, etc. and saying stupid-ass self-incriminating shit.

Nick keeping a tight rein on them feels indicative, because honestly? I think Kayla could come out of this fairly clean if she makes the right moves. She could get a slap on the wrist for the drugs charges, make sure she keeps the kids, keep the house and the money and even claw back a decent chunk of her reputation in the community...all she'd have to do is sell out Nick.

They don't generally like leaving children parentless if it can be avoided, and if they have to pick one retard to take the fall, it'll be Nick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s very stupid, but it still happens a lot.

It’s actually discussed in the Talmud; having marital relations after the divorce papers have been finalized can actually invalidate the divorce in Jewish law. (Like most matters there are various arguments between rabbinic authorities about the details of the invalidation but even being alone in the same room together after the divorce is universally forbidden in the strongest possible terms, for a variety of reasons.)

 

[Captain Manning]

Keanu texts are gonna be the catalyst for Simpcast to disassociate from the Cult of the Nose.

Let's hope so.

I think Anna and Nina might put up something of a fight though. The issue with them is they have dual loyalty to EVS.

 

[polar bear]

Now my conjecture and fanfic.

Well if that is just a fanfic then I don't know what to tell you, cause it clicks with what I think. The fact that she was so fucking retarded to ask for her pills whilst in jail, not considering that cops aren't that stupid and they will check what's inside, made me think she's irreversibly druggie-dumb and dysfunctional.

Her insecurities are compounded because all of a sudden, he has new friends that she doesn't know, and he stays up all night drinking and laughing with them, meanwhile she goes to bed alone, her partner having more fun being a YouToob influencer and sleeping off the hangover all day, instead of being a father and partner.

I would add something to this - when Nick started his youtoob thing, nobody knew how far is he gonna get. I wonder what Kayla thought about it at first. Her husband was meant to be this lawyer with a stable career, and as a good wife, she would continue to support him in building up his skills and experience as a reputable lawyer.
But then he got into some childish comics, and some guy called Vic Lasagna, and just having this retarded hobby where he talks to people and they send him pocket change. What sort of career is that?

And then he blew up, with Rittenhouse, with Depp. And I wonder if this did a number on Kayla too, that her nerd husband discovered this golden goose, that is seemingly easy to get - even this dork made a fortune off of it. Why not her? Why has she not discovered a talent like that in herself? It's gotta be pretty weird to deal with your own frustrations and daily chores, whilst you watch your partner getting into some stupid streaming thing that no one cares about - to then learning that actually he's so big, he's gonna be on Netflix now.

And I'm not saying it as if she's useless, because obviously, as a mother, when she cared for the kids - that is all that anyone could have ever wanted from her. And for that, she should be praised. I think monetary success doesn't really indicate whether a person is worth respect or not - particularly these days, when retarded e-whores can get easy money online, but hard-working men and women get scraps. But I can see how her achievements as a mother could've been completely overshadowed by Nick's unexpected success. And this could've messed with her mind too.

 

[ilovejews]

We can guess what April will get based on her Pinterest. Pinned last month:

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Aaron really dodged a bullet though. She had a whole slew of tattoos picked out for him.

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Will we see a boxing glove or old timey microphone tattoo on Nick next? Or perhaps they’ll work the rose theme into an American Beauty reference.

P.S. April, you seem to have left out a social media platform when you changed your name everywhere.

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Don’t feel too bad though, most divorcées forget about Pinterest.

Dammit, just think how fucking funny he'd look if he got Ian'd and had those boxing gloves inked on him lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

IIRC, April said she can't have kids because she had her ovaries removed due to a tumor. Which is great if your career path is fleshlight

I wish someone could find this because in other versions its “ could have difficulties having kids” and I’ve heard tumors and cysts in various posts. It sounded like she had ovarian cysts removed from her ovaries, not her actual ovaries removed.

If April had tumors that necessitated both ovaries being removed she would have undergone chemo/radiation too. I have a hard time believing a “cancer survivor” wouldn’t be front and center on her bio if she went through that in her 20’s. Ovarian cancer in your 20’s is deadly serious shit. No way she’d mention “can’t have kids,” or having a total hysterectomy, but not also mention surviving cancer or the reason for such a major procedure in her 20’s. They absolutely do not remove a woman ovaries in her 20’s unless it’s a life or death matter.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I've wondered this myself, and if he isn't over emphasizing the connection he had with Kayla. IIRC in the infamous hot tube stream he mention how Kayla liked April but didn't like him. Is it possible he got voted of the island 3-1?

This is definitely what happened. And it's why Nick is so mad. Aaron is telling the world "he got out." In reality, April decided to stay with Nick and drugs when Aaron had to go back to his house for weekends with his kids. April staying with Nick pissed Aaron off. Aaron then pretended he was with Kayla so even trade but Kayla didn't want him either and again he's alone every other weekend. He became angry while Nick is convincing Kayla and April that Aaron is paranoid/drugged out and bad for everyone. They kick him out. So now he has no drugs, no friends, no wife and no girlfriend. He starts spewing a tale of heroic escape. This so contradictory to Nick's tale that convinces everyone Aaron needs to go that he can't stand it. Nick is fuming "all 3 of us decided Aaron was the paranoid/coke problem. Who are you going believe: 3 of us or Aaron?" Nick is fuming that he can't put Kayla, April and himself on a stream telling the world they kicked him out. In pure Nick fashion, after convincing the girls that Aaron needs to go by twisting everything he did, he'll passive/agressive it with "I didn't kick Aaron out, the group decided he was crazy and paranoid and couldn't stay over. April divorced him all on her own."

 

[not william stenchever]

In case someone didn't know already, Andy Warski was molested by his babysitter at a very young age. His trauma led to his stuttering and likely caused so many problems previously.

I think it was the baby sitter that beat Warski about the head with a frying pan that gave him a stutter, it was a different one that molested him.

Dude apparently had really shit luck with who his parents picked to babysit him.

 

[Pelican Bones]

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I read Nick's side in his Ron Toye cuck voice.

Winkie face.

 

[elb]

Chrissie Mayr just dropped a Rekieta joke on Friday Night Tights.