Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

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Is FNT supposed to be a "comedy" show? Rekeita is a better comedian than that bitch.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

well at least the dude wised sobered up enough to get a real lawyer to work his case, maybe he'll actually be convinced to take a plea deal. Lol no.

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Im glad people are starting to notice how much of a fuckin sperg Alyssa Mercante is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wish someone could find this because in other versions its “ could have difficulties having kids” and I’ve heard tumors and cysts in various posts. It sounded like she had ovarian cysts removed from her ovaries, not her actual ovaries removed.

If April had tumors that necessitated both ovaries being removed she would have undergone chemo/radiation too. I have a hard time believing a “cancer survivor” wouldn’t be front and center on her bio if she went through that in her 20’s. Ovarian cancer in your 20’s is deadly serious shit. No way she’d mention “can’t have kids,” or having a total hysterectomy, but not also mention surviving cancer or the reason for such a major procedure in her 20’s. They absolutely do not remove a woman ovaries in her 20’s unless it’s a life or death matter.

She said had ONE ovary removed. Not both.

For example: 03:13:21 "I've had a huge tumor and an ovary removed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUNlRn1S5A

That's about all the information I can find on it within 30 seconds.

However, Aaron has had a vasectomy and would not need to worry about an unplanned pregnancy in any event.

Nick on the other hand has a self-declared dislike of condoms and last I'm aware of him talking about it, did not appear to be a fan of getting a vasectomy either:

Bonus: on the topic of Nick's many medical dramas, if anyone wants to hear him discuss his terror at getting a vasectomy, it's in the same stream at 00:33:40.

 

[where's baldo]

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That makes a lot of sense. She looks like she was picked up from a truck stop.
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gross. at least AI doesn't have herpes.

 

[TurdThrower]

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Does Elisa usually watch FNT or did Mayr give her a heads up that she was going to have that line in there?

 

[Captain Manning]

Is FNT supposed to be a "comedy" show? Rekeita is a better comedian than that bitch.

It's more of a nerd pop culture drama and discussion channel.

Her comedy routine is not that great, but I have to give Chrissie props on getting the look down. Blouse, glasses, necklace. Not bad.

Chrissie Mayr as Alyssa Mercante:

Real Alyssa Mercante:

 

[DuranceVile]

Is FNT supposed to be a "comedy" show? Rekeita is a better comedian than that bitch.

It's one of her things she does. Chrissy has been playing characters since I think the Frosk G4 rant two years ago. The other half is throwing out jokes she reads in chat. Her and the simpcast crew are definitely members of FNT I could do without.

FNT is a weird mix of people talking over each other, loudmouths like Az interrupting other people's trains of thought, and Gary stroking out trying to read superchats. I like it listen to it now and then, but some nights are more insufferable than others. They had Comicbookgirl19 on a couple weeks back and she managed to turn most of FNT's fanbase against her before the night was over.

I'm not sure if anybody caught this, but Gary (Nerdrotic) commented on Rekieta at about 2:42:55 of FNT 303. He basically said Rekieta needs to admit he has a problem and seek help, or else there's little chance of recovery. I thought it was a more nuanced take than TenNapel covering so hard for him.

Actual link with timestamp:

https://youtu.be/htZAiHQLrWM?t=9775

 

[TurdThrower]

Her comedy routine is not that great, but I have to give Chrissie props on getting the look down. Blouse, glasses, necklace. Not bad.

Mayr seems to do better with one liners. The funny thing about her impersonation is not the impersonation itself, but how the kotaku chick would probably react to it if she saw it.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's more of a nerd pop culture drama and discussion channel.

Her comedy routine is not that great, but I have to give Chrissie props on getting the look down. Blouse, glasses, necklace. Not bad.

Chrissie Myer as Alyssa Mercante:
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Real Alyssa Mercante:
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When Alyssa inevitably shoots up a church after starting her transition, Chrissie should play her in the biopic

She'll be up there with Austin Butler's Elvis and Rami Malek's Freddie

 

[elb]

Does Elisa usually watch FNT or did Mayr give her a heads up that she was going to have that line in there?

I saw the post about it here and went hunting. You guys are very useful and I appreciate you much

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That's just retarded.

A lot of parents hustle for their kids. And kids do well having activities and developing arts and other types of skills. And no, people doing dance 4x/week are not going to be professional dancers. It's an activity, potentially a life-long one, but not a vo-tech program. But people taking 4-5-6 classes/week also aren't so jam-packed they can't do other things as well for activities/interests or leisure time. For the parents, ig someone is at home during the day, and if activities are coordinated, yeah, it's still a lot of running around, but nothing a 19 yo summer nanny can't manage for a hundred or two bucks a day when parents are actually having to go to work to earn money. Or a PT nanny and a ft at-home parent in a pinch. But with two parents at home 24/7, plus a ft nanny, there should be 0 bitching as it's completely doable, idc how many kids you have.

They must be doing this shit to scam more money out of the trust fund. "To pay for the activities."

No idea. But if money is being spent on activities that are attended, where's the scam?

Aaron later claims Nick was broke until the streaming money came in. There was family money, but not his own money. Which.... lines up with what we've postulated.

Imagine if he hadn't been so arrogant as a freshly-minted lawyer that he refused association with/ crumbs from/ the opportunity to learn from others. Imagine if he'd put all his effort for years into building a practice and learning his craft. Imagine if in 9 years of being licensed he had more than 30 mostly minor matters under his belt.

He might have been so focused and with such a grounded perspective that the streaming bonanza was just money in the bank rather than for bad art on the walls or up his nose or a car he can't drive for shit. He might have valued a dollar and prioritized his children and their futures instead of taking the perspective he has broadcast that college isn't necessary and maybe not even a positive thing for his children. And might not have had a quarter-cup of blow and a mistress in a house full of minor children whose basic needs weren't being met. He is undeserving of the outrageously good fortune he lucked into.

Her husband was meant to be this lawyer with a stable career,

He never made enough as a lawyer to support his family, and certainly not enough to pay for 2 houses and $200k in cars and a ft nanny, even in podunk.

I don't even want to call him a dilettante. His only profession is professional half-ass, and that's being kind.

And he may not need to have a profession, because of his resources, but if you're not going to be a professional, don't hold yourself out as one.

 

[Yik]

Especially his wife. That doesn't make him badass, ever. That makes him pathetic. A literal CUCK. Nick is a CUCK. A CUCKOLD. A man whose woman does not belong to him. A failure of a man.

What was 'funny and weird' was Nick acting gay. Talking about going to the gay club, licking the bottle, affecting an effeminate voice. Licking Aaron. All super gay and resulted in 'Nick is supergay' posts. He could read them and think 'they haven't got a clue.'

He has never admitted to hedo. He is enraged at Aaron, one reason might be because he told the story of Nicks impotence at the sight of his wife being fucked by the bulls that he consequently followed on Instagram. That is CUCKOLD squared. Aaron told the story of Nick having to intervene in his love story with Kayla to provide Viagra for Nick. This is when wife swapping becomes cuck on cuck war. However, you see Aaron, his life isn't now cucked. He ditched.

Nick however, is A CUCKOLD.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm not sure if anybody caught this, but Gary (Nerdrotic) commented on Rekieta at about 2:42:55 of FNT 303. He basically said Rekieta needs to admit he has a problem and seek help, or else there's little chance of recovery. I thought it was a more nuanced take than TenNapel covering so hard for him.

That is a reasonable position for somebody with Gary's life experience.

Gary has a history with cocaine, as well as the manufacture and sale of meth. He did a stint in prison for burglary while high on drugs.

He has been very open about this part of his life, and an advocate against drug use.

Ergo, it wouldn't make sense for Gary to shit on Nick, but also wouldn't make sense for him to Balldowash and enable Nick's behavior and addictions.

I do not think Nick will listen to Gary's sage advice though. If he even hears it.

 

[Strix454]

What was 'funny and weird' was Nick acting gay. Talking about going to the gay club, licking the bottle, affecting an effeminate voice. Licking Aaron. All super gay and resulted in 'Nick is supergay' posts. He could read them and think 'they haven't got a clue.'

I don't think its at all a reach to suggest that Aaron and Nick were doing more than acting gay. What we have learned over the past couple years is that Nick doesn't really joke. If he looks like he is doing something, he probably is doing it. All their messages and interactions with each other post-breakup sound like jilted gay lovers.

 

[cdhill17]

Let's hope so.

I think Anna and Nina might put up something of a fight though. The issue with them is they have dual loyalty to EVS.

Nina's not really a regular and Anna's rarely there anymore.

 

[Twinkletard]

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she reminds me of carol burnett

 

[Fapcop]

There is also the physical toll pregnancy can take on the body, especially if the pregnancies are in rapid succession.
I suspect that Kayla had some physical complications from the many pregnancies, perhaps ending up with a prolapsed uterus, which would have made vaginal sex painful and may have resulted in surgical repair.

Good points.

Just wanted to add that Nick is a narcissist fuck, and without a doubt learned to use Kayla’s mental issues to get what he wants.

Mental issues and depression are things that many mothers suffer under.

But instead of supporting her to get better, Nick used it to get ahead. HE would pick up ALL the slack, whether driving the kids, cleaning up vomit, etc.

“I AM US”.

Kayla could get to wallow in self pity and depression and Nick would have another thread to pull on for control: “You know how I’ve picked up all the work you used to do, without complaining… Is fucking a bigger really such a big deal? ID FUCK A NIGGER FOR YOU KAYLA! Just like I did ALL the driving!”

 

[Stupor Mario]

Ergo, it wouldn't make sense for Gary to shit on Nick, but also wouldn't make sense for him to Balldowash and enable Nick's behavior and addictions.

He's one of the few people who was corrected by the system and got scared into clean and sober living by prison. He's not going to mock Nick, because he used to be Nick and as a guy who belongs to AA he wants to save addicts if there's a possibility.

I don't think Nick would listen to him, either, and I don't know if Nick would be corrected by prison like Gary. Gary was pretty young when he got locked up, whereas Nick turned criminal as a middle aged man.

 

[Yik]

I don't think its at all a reach to suggest that Aaron and Nick were doing more than acting gay. What we have learned over the past couple years is that Nick doesn't really joke. If he looks like he is doing something, he probably is doing it. All their messages and interactions with each other post-breakup sound like jilted gay lovers.

Yes but if true then his gayness may be less of something he wants to hide than his cuckoldry. There is some weird ass 'this women rated me better than you' in their break up banter that is not really gay though. They are in a kind of gay jilted cuck brothers face off. It really was Nicks worse decision to explore and have fun with that 'fat retard'

 

[Maraschino]

This is why the selection of an attorney to represent her will be extremely interesting. Her legal interests are not the same as Nick's legal interests. A good and/or ethical attorney who was presented her case would give her advice as to what was in her best interests that I doubt Nick would agree with.

Could there not be a serious ethical issue if Nick tries to "ensure" that whatever representation Kayla acquires has his best interests and not hers? Or could him being present during any conversations break attorney-client privilege? Would there even be consequences for him as an attorney/co-defendant causing another attorney/co-defendant to break privilege?

If he was just a manipulative husband it'd be one thing, but he's a licensed attorney in Minnesota who happens to be the other co-defendant.

I think it'd be WEIRD and FUNNY to see Kayla have to testify against Nick even in spite of any spousal privilege.