Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Kayla has expressed her feelings of inadequacy and failure as a mother and a woman.

Also a year before her "I'm a failure at being a woman, a wife, a mother, everything.." quote that aged super well. I wonder if she knew she was going to be a horrible failure even back then.

Kayla felt like a failure at "life" and being a "woman, wife, mother, sister, daughter, friend, everything". Her sense of failure ran very deep and spanned her entire identity and extended to every relationship she had even at that moment.

Kayla knew she was already a failure. Kayla just wanted relief and was counting on Nick for that rather than make a serious attempt to improve her situation.

Conversely, Nick thought he was a success. Nick was a winner. Of course he could fix his marriage. All Nick had to do was follow his own advice and his family would be just fine.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

for the the people asking for the footage. Its probably gonna take longer than the initial 10days.

Null talked about it a little on MATI today it will be a little bit. Whoever they are emailing with has basically confirmed it will be released, but in the meantime they are sending a DVD with PDF documents to Null's lawyer so who knows what's on that

If Kayla goes for the divorce arc, I wonder if people in this thread will mostly cheer for her or still condemn her.

Why would anyone cheer for her? As far as we know right now she's a junkie whore. The kids would be no better off with her than with balldo.

Edit:

Kayla felt like a failure at "life" and being a "woman, wife, mother, sister, daughter, friend, everything". Her sense of failure ran very deep and spanned her entire identity and extended to every relationship she had even at that moment.

Kayla knew she was already a failure. Kayla just wanted relief and was counting on Nick for that rather than make a serious attempt to improve her situation.

If she felt so badly she had her family right there women who have given birth, lost children, grown older, know what it's like to be a mother and not feel good enough, and she still just sat there in that house with her fucking ragetwig faggot husband. God she is dumb and makes me mati

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Her comedy routine is not that great, but I have to give Chrissie props on getting the look down. Blouse, glasses, necklace. Not bad.

She does do good costumes, her Frosk outfit was a perfect replica as an example.

Just that she sucks ass at actually being funny.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

If Kayla goes for the divorce arc, I wonder if people in this thread will mostly cheer for her or still condemn her.

I think everyone would agree it would be a step in the right direction, but a divorce wouldn't make me un-condemn her but that's different from recognizing it would be a good step to take for her.

 

[Finger Pistols]

What should go on the body cam footage bingo card?

The free space is the alcohol/cocaine. Every other items on the card are the multiple "alleged" items the police found, plus the other items that they wouldn't have an interest in like the balldo showing up on the night stand, the ceiling cats showing up, if his boxers are somewhere in the room displayed for all to see, etc.

 

[Captain Manning]

He did something similar to Cecil on stream within the past few weeks. I want to say Cecil was going against the group think and arguing with Malin. EVS told him something to the effect of "That's really unfortunate. I hope you reconsider." It was an obvious threat.

Yes, it concerned EVS bitching about FNT siding with Eric over CG, and Cecil (rightfully) pointed out that it's dumb to expect otherwise after Ethan had previously called Gary and company "zeros" (Gary's crew, it must be said, is doing way better than EVS's these days).

Also, there's a funny picture taken shortly thereafter of Cecil and Ethan at one of Coomy's races. There is familiar scowling fellow in the background who has been the topic of quite some discussion lately.



Anyways, this is off topic for this thread, but the point is if Chrissie disavows Nick, that could potentially create problems for anybody on Simpcast that's still expected to remain loyal to Ethan. It'll be interesting to see if Chrissie does it, and what pushback there might be.

Null talked about it a little on MATI today it will be a little bit. Whoever they are emailing with has basically confirmed it will be released, but in the meantime they are sending a DVD with PDF documents to Null's lawyer so who knows what's on that

I heard it was a CD-ROM. Which is even more ancient. I can't believe Candyass county can't send documents electronically. It's so silly.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

if his boxers are somewhere in the room displayed for all to see, etc.

It hasn't been talked about in a while but he's talked about how he is a true ralphamale and doesn't wear underwear. Also, how he sits on his saggy balldo stretched balls.

I heard it was a CD-ROM. Which is even more ancient.

It's a good thing most office computers still have CD drives.

 

[miss ethanol]

If Kayla goes for the divorce arc, I wonder if people in this thread will mostly cheer for her or still condemn her.

I would cheer for her during the divorce because I want her to go nuclear and reveal everything, but I will still call her a shitty useless crackwhore that is not fit to be a mother. Her kids are better off with the grandparents.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She said had ONE ovary removed. Not both.

For example: 03:13:21 "I've had a huge tumor and an ovary removed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUNlRn1S5A

That's about all the information I can find on it within 30 seconds.

However, Aaron has had a vasectomy and would not need to worry about an unplanned pregnancy in any event.

Nick on the other hand has a self-declared dislike of condoms and last I'm aware of him talking about it, did not appear to be a fan of getting a vasectomy either:

So she can almost certainly get pregnant as long she still has one functional ovary. I’m assuming since she’s never mentioned cancer afaik that it was a benign tumor that was removed.

Benign tumors on ovaries aren’t uncommon and she’d actually probably have been hugely relieved to find out it wasn’t cancer. Not having cancer and just needing one ovary removed would seem like a W when the other option was cancer and possible death.

Aaron’s vasectomy would have definitely meant no kids in their marriage however, so if April had any desire for kids Nick could still get the job done. He’d probably tell himself no condom sex was totally fine because she’s missing an ovary. The idea April was infertile might have put Kayla’s mind at ease too.

I would love to know what Nick’s kids think of mommy #2 in daddy’s other house. Think Nick had them start watching Big Love to explain the future?

 

[gang weeder]

I think everyone would agree it would be a step in the right direction, but a divorce wouldn't make me un-condemn her but that's different from recognizing it would be a good step to take for her.

We'd probably have to have a sperg debate about whether kids are better with their actual parents, even if the actual parents are deadbeats, compared to foster care or living with grandparents. Although you could also make the argument that even if re-uniting with Kayla after a divorce arc is ultimately best for the children, that doesn't make Kayla herself any less vile.

 

[AnOminous]

We'd probably have to have a sperg debate about whether kids are better with their actual parents, even if the actual parents are deadbeats, compared to foster care or living with grandparents. Although you could also make the argument that even if re-uniting with Kayla after a divorce arc is ultimately best for the children, that doesn't make Kayla herself any less vile.

Kids generally ARE better off with their actual parents, for obvious biological reasons. Biological parents have to be beyond atrocious before farming the kids out to foster care makes any sense at all.

At least living with grandparents has the biological component to it, which is actually important.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

What should go on the body cam footage bingo card?

Spaghetti-Os/pop tart wrappers
Carpet stains
Sex toys
Full laundry basket
Dog shit
Stack of letters (unpaid tickets)

 

[Tablet County]

Spaghetti-Os/pop tart wrappers
Carpet stains
Sex toys
Full laundry basket
Dog shit
Stack of letters (unpaid tickets)

Empty bottles

 

[AnOminous]

Empty bottles

Full and half-full bottles.

 

[Heed Not]

https://bingobaker.com/view/7475098

Re: Bodycam Bingo

 

[holyhandgrenade]

What should go on the body cam footage bingo card?

The St Andrew's Cross. Either folded up under the bed like he claims or set up in its full glory.
and/or a stripper pole installed in the bedroom

 

[Pistoleer]

I bet he could have gone to Gary, even after he joined forces with Ethan/Dax to piss on Eric July, saying that he is collapsing with all the drinking and drugs, saying he needs help, and I bet you Gary would have talked to him.

Nick had the benefit of somebody that's an email/call/text away that could have passed on a wealth of knowledge on this very problem.

But you have to want help.

That’s the heart of all this really. He doesn’t want the help, because like a true narcissist, he doesn’t believe he even has a problem. It’s why the smug “I have no problem quitting drinking because I’m not an alcoholic.” Cope is so infuriating. He literally thinks he’s too special to be one.

 

[gang weeder]

Kids generally ARE better off with their actual parents, for obvious biological reasons. Biological parents have to be beyond atrocious before farming the kids out to foster care makes any sense at all.

At least living with grandparents has the biological component to it, which is actually important.

Generally I agree. But I genuinely wonder what people will say if Nick eventually gets custody back, assuming he just does the minimum and doesn't have a real redemption arc.

 

[AnOminous]

Generally I agree. But I genuinely wonder what people will say if Nick eventually gets custody back, assuming he just does the minimum and doesn't have a real redemption arc.

I hate to appear to be cuntguarding, but if Kayla appears to be putting in even moderate effort at not being a horrible crackhead whore murdermom, she probably gets custody over an arrogant, demonic Nick who believes he's done nothing wrong and that it's totally okay to have coke and guns and kids.

She can totally divorce rape him if she chooses that route, and imo she should.

 

[gang weeder]

I hate to appear to be cuntguarding, but if Kayla appears to be putting in even moderate effort at not being a horrible crackhead whore murdermom, she probably gets custody over an arrogant, demonic Nick who believes he's done nothing wrong and that it's totally okay to have coke and guns and kids.

She can totally divorce rape him if she chooses that route, and imo she should.

Oh yeah, if they get divorced, I think Kayla gets custody for sure. I was more wondering about a scenario where Nick and Kayla are still together and regain custody.