What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Chromeo]

this is a fairly tame one but your arch collapses because your toes aren't allowed to splay. your knees start hurting all the time and are generally shitty because your toes arent allowed to splay. your leg atonomy fucks up your hips and spine and cervical spine BECAUSE YOUR TOES ARENT ALLOWED TO SPLAY. you have problems focusing and have "adhd" because of the pressure on your cervical spine because YOUR TOES arent allowed to SPLAY.

Trapped toes are a bowed head and a spirit limited in imagination of its own maximal greatness.

the structure of shoes as we know them are a psychological control mechanism forcing people to be distrustful of the biomechanics of our own bodies, and underpins the self-rejecting psychosis running the trans, pro-fat, and mental health pill movements.

the problem is not inherent to your biology, the problem is inherent to your footwear being a relic of the cultural norms of a political ruling class needing to be subserviant to their liturgical masters. you must constrain yourself because only the church has access to god. you cannot do it yourself. keep your head down and your toes broken, peon. block your crown chakra by never allowing your toes to circulate the true information they glean from the ground, the joy of manipulating the self through microadjustment and balancing your neck upwards with confidence and stability.

rebel against implicit social heirarchies forcing your identity to dissociate from your physical self to seek a false enlightenment. escape the zeitgeist of coercive cultural control with fundementally self-destructive religions, regardless of flavour or political alighnment. wear square toebox shoes today.

what is a court jester if not a man free to think what he wants?

Counter-argument:

ugly

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Counter-argument:
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ugly

There's a guy I am forced to encounter regularly who shows up to official functions wearing ancient Tevas and bare feet. Dressed normally and appropriately from the ankles up. The whole room shifts uncomfortably and averts their gaze when he shows up with his rickety old sandals and long, tentacle-like toes flapping in the breeze. No one should have to see a grown man's toes in a business environment.

Someone must have spoken with him about it, as the next time he showed up wearing these. Worse. Somehow worse.

 

[Jean ValJean]

• Capitol riots was a psyop, and a bunch of Trump supporters fell for it. Ray Epps is a fed.
• Blackrock and ESG is used to attempt to shape culture in a way that hyper-wealthy individuals deem acceptable. Larry Fink wants to essentially be a world leader from the shadows (cause when you have more money than you can ever spend, you seek something else, power)
• The government either support, or create conspiracy theories about crazy shit to help hide all of the shady shit they do and make "conspiracy theory" synonymous with "crazy false shit". I wouldn't be surprised if flat-earth is propped up by the government
• Boeing definitely got people who were gonna testify against them killed

Agree.

 

[liquid nitrogen]

Counter-argument:
ugly

counter counter argument:

there are plenty of shoes that fit the criteria without being ugly. technically even birkenstock sandals follow the square toebox outline, although they aren't zero drop (and therefore are only a stepping stone to the ultimate shoe model, watershoes.)

The future is now, old man. watch me run past with my jester shoes and impeccable clarity of mind, derived from my impeccable gait, and despair.

 

[whogoesthere]

counter counter argument:

there are plenty of shoes that fit the criteria without being ugly. technically even birkenstock sandals follow the square toebox outline, although they aren't zero drop (and therefore are only a stepping stone to the ultimate shoe model, watershoes.)

The future is now, old man. watch me run past with my jester shoes and impeccable clarity of mind, derived from my impeccable gait, and despair.

They look like the shoes the special needs kids used to wear when I was in school. Spacker Shoes.

 

[FatalTater]

Current Year feels like the 70s.
We have wars that are taking up resources.
Drugs are everywhere.
Perverts are getting weirder than ever.
Inflation is grinding people down.
World leaders are being shady.

I can't help feeling like this is orchestrated. What next, and what late 70s-early 80s event will it rhyme with?

 

[liquid nitrogen]

They look like the shoes the special needs kids used to wear when I was in school. Spacker Shoes.

the evidence is towards many "normal shoe" models existing, not this being the one alternative to toe shoes.

regardless, your adherence to breaking your toes only limits your own biomechanics... my shoes are retarded but my mind is free....

 

[Mega Black]

and what late 70s-early 80s event will it rhyme with?

Probably a civil war.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Is a man truly at peace if his bare sole isn't touching the sacred skin of the earth?

 

[Fantabats]

Semi-schizopost inbound. Nothing makes sense. NOTHING. It honestly drives me a little crazier everytime I think about it. No matter what you look up, you get drastically different responses to even the most trivial things. Whether it's the benefits of supplements, effectiveness of sleep schedules, animal facts, history, laws, even basic fucking math sometimes. It's impossible to trust even the most basic facts anymore. Everybody contradicts everyone else, and not even definitively. I know there's the whole "Evidence suggests..." / "Experts claim..." / "Research may reveal..." meme, but it's really starting to drive me nuts. The concept itself, as well as the uncertainty I've been feeling the past few years. I always saw myself as somewhat more self-aware or whatever than 99% of the people around me, but now I feel like I'm the only one I know that feels so confused on pretty much everything. Why is it that every single thing online these days is so contradictory these days? I haven't really ever seen anybody speculate much on there being an agenda of any kind to drive people to a breakdown of their perceptions of the fundamental way things are. I don't know. Maybe it's just a me thing. But it's not just from the -Steins, or the -Bergs, or even the -Shekelheimerwitzes. It seems like every single place you can get information from makes an effort to be contrarian to what is generally understood to be acceptable proof. Whether it be the newest scientific advancement towards understanding the universe, or if vitamin C does much of anything to prevent you getting sick. It's fucking maddening. I'm not proposing any real question here, but I wanna hear some thoughts on this. What do you guys think?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There has been all but a media blackout in the West of the flooding in Moscow and what little coverage there is refers back to "climate change."

The same thing held for the flooding in Dubai. At least Moscow is up north, has the problem of spring rains and snowmelt. It's plausible for Moscow to flood in the spring. The desert, however...

In the case of Dubai it was known that the UAE had previously utilized "cloud seeding" so some people logically wondered if that played a role. Western "experts" rushed to dismiss such concerns as idiotic.

Meanwhile, where I live it was a freakishly cold winter with freakish amounts of snow and ice. And then a freakishly cold and dark spring. And now it's like summer is an old lawn mower and we keep pulling the chain and it goes vroom vroom a couple times and then sputters back out into 59 and rain again. But the papers keep telling me it has been "abnormally warm and dry" all year. Despite what is clearly observable and can be compared with almanacs from prior years.

I think Bill Gates has gone ahead with his little sun blotting out project and they just are not going to deign to inform us until we're starving.

 

[Bonesjones]

I think Bill Gates has gone ahead with his little sun blotting out project and they just are not going to deign to inform us until we're starving.

There's also the El Nino and LA Nina cycle where Ocean currents change the temperature of the waters and therefor the weather and atmosphere above. They just tried to cover up normal weather processes with climate change terminology.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

They look like the shoes the special needs kids used to wear when I was in school. Spacker Shoes.

since when is there special shoe for tard?

 

[National Defense Advocate]

The Karren meme that popped up in late 2020 was created as a way to discredit white women from the totem pole of priviledge, replace them with blacks & trannies and to also tackle the decline of customer service quality by making anyone noticing this problem look liek a problematic person.

That's not even a theory, that's just straight up what happened.

Also I think the Government is hiding Aliens in Deep Underground Military Bases, staffed by people they can threaten into silence.

 

[Fek]

What do you guys think?

Yes, it's been going on for a good long while now. It's just that the pace of it (like everything else in life) has drastically picked up. If anything, it's a fine lesson to anyone in letting go of what does not matter (including fear, mind you). It will almost certainly drive any given individual insane trying to keep up with the confusion game.

Deep Underground Military Bases

Those are a fun topic. Most of those passages existed looooooong before they were used for such purposes. Long enough to make one question the timeline they've been getting told all their lives.

Hell, let's take it from the perspective of someone who can't let go of the official timeline, even: if they've existed since prehistoric times, and Unga Bunga (again, as he would be understood in the official timeline) couldn't possibly have built those extremely intricate and lengthy passages underground that are found throughout the world in several places..

...

..who did? OooOoOOOoOOooo!

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Yes, it's been going on for a good long while now. It's just that the pace of it (like everything else in life) has drastically picked up. If anything, it's a fine lesson to anyone in letting go of what does not matter (including fear, mind you). It will almost certainly drive any given individual insane trying to keep up with the confusion game.

Those are a fun topic. Most of those passages existed looooooong before they were used for such purposes. Long enough to make one question the timeline they've been getting told all their lives.

Hell, let's take it from the perspective of someone who can't let go of the official timeline, even: if they've existed since prehistoric times, and Unga Bunga (again, as he would be understood in the official timeline) couldn't possibly have built those extremely intricate and lengthy passages underground that are found throughout the world in several places..

...

..who did? OooOoOOOoOOooo!

I just kinda assumed the Military did it, honestly.

When I was in, we trained on clearing underground tunnels in case of war with North Korea.
I figured if the Norks could build underground bases large enough to act as a military base, we sure as shit could too.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

this is a fairly tame one but your arch collapses because your toes aren't allowed to splay. your knees start hurting all the time and are generally shitty because your toes arent allowed to splay. your leg atonomy fucks up your hips and spine and cervical spine BECAUSE YOUR TOES ARENT ALLOWED TO SPLAY. you have problems focusing and have "adhd" because of the pressure on your cervical spine because YOUR TOES arent allowed to SPLAY.

Trapped toes are a bowed head and a spirit limited in imagination of its own maximal greatness.

the structure of shoes as we know them are a psychological control mechanism forcing people to be distrustful of the biomechanics of our own bodies, and underpins the self-rejecting psychosis running the trans, pro-fat, and mental health pill movements.

the problem is not inherent to your biology, the problem is inherent to your footwear being a relic of the cultural norms of a political ruling class needing to be subserviant to their liturgical masters. you must constrain yourself because only the church has access to god. you cannot do it yourself. keep your head down and your toes broken, peon. block your crown chakra by never allowing your toes to circulate the true information they glean from the ground, the joy of manipulating the self through microadjustment and balancing your neck upwards with confidence and stability.

rebel against implicit social heirarchies forcing your identity to dissociate from your physical self to seek a false enlightenment. escape the zeitgeist of coercive cultural control with fundementally self-destructive religions, regardless of flavour or political alighnment. wear square toebox shoes today.

what is a court jester if not a man free to think what he wants?

All this from a shoe huh?

 

[Screamer_2]

Semi-schizopost inbound. Nothing makes sense. NOTHING. It honestly drives me a little crazier everytime I think about it. No matter what you look up, you get drastically different responses to even the most trivial things. Whether it's the benefits of supplements, effectiveness of sleep schedules, animal facts, history, laws, even basic fucking math sometimes. It's impossible to trust even the most basic facts anymore. Everybody contradicts everyone else, and not even definitively. I know there's the whole "Evidence suggests..." / "Experts claim..." / "Research may reveal..." meme, but it's really starting to drive me nuts. The concept itself, as well as the uncertainty I've been feeling the past few years. I always saw myself as somewhat more self-aware or whatever than 99% of the people around me, but now I feel like I'm the only one I know that feels so confused on pretty much everything. Why is it that every single thing online these days is so contradictory these days? I haven't really ever seen anybody speculate much on there being an agenda of any kind to drive people to a breakdown of their perceptions of the fundamental way things are. I don't know. Maybe it's just a me thing. But it's not just from the -Steins, or the -Bergs, or even the -Shekelheimerwitzes. It seems like every single place you can get information from makes an effort to be contrarian to what is generally understood to be acceptable proof. Whether it be the newest scientific advancement towards understanding the universe, or if vitamin C does much of anything to prevent you getting sick. It's fucking maddening. I'm not proposing any real question here, but I wanna hear some thoughts on this. What do you guys think?

You're not the only one noticing. There's certain things where I literally know it is impossible for me to actually find out the truth or come to a conclusion I think is reasonably sound.

It's especially bad because the blatant lying to our faces by the media and political classes is becoming more and more obvious. Which is probably a result of it being harder and harder to know what is true. As the big tech machine has gained more power to provide information but cloud and lies.

I could spot the blatant lies back when they were saying Iraq had WMDs. The web wasn't what it was. I knew plenty of people who fell for the lies. It seems in the information age 20 years later, it's even easier to get people to fall for the obviously lies.

At some point in the 2000s I got into the skeptical movement, would listen to podcasts. It was all reasonable. Then they got Trump deranged and tell me a woman has a dick and other completely irrational non-scientific shit which I know most of them don't believe but it's political.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

An argument I heard from scientists (or at least they studied hard sciences in college) against so-called "science deniers" is like this: "If there really are conspiracies in science, then when do college students get initiated into the conspiracy, or why is there no security clearance to get in?" While some "conspiracy theories" are far out there and obviously crazy -- like flat earth or the crazier vaccine ones -- there really can be corruption and censorship in research. Especially in Current Year with that "cancel culture" BS, as coronapanic showed. No "initiation" or "security clearance" is required for students to be taught The Narrative™ in schools, believing it as truth.

 

[12345]

Honestly, of all the cycles of a thread, I never thought the shoe talk would be the thing to come back.