Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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only tweet JuJu made about tonight's mati on him. The Barbie Dream Mansion is under seige, under lockdown
 
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Tiny Chinaman said:
We need 2 dozen autists running through every single recording/social media post of Dax and the PedoCrew. We need deep learning AI to expose the pedophilic past buried in thousands of hours of unlistenable faggotry
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I think the attrition rate for even the most seasoned of autists trying to comb through the last five years of the Dick show would put the Somme to shame. It’s such an awful slog, especially post 2020.
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His steak was shit, he fucked up the sear completely. The outer color is awful, the fat cap looked soft and chewy as play-dough, and he cut it wrong.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
I think the attrition rate for even the most seasoned of autists trying to comb through the last five years of the Dick show would put the Somme to shame. It’s such an awful slog, especially post 2020.

His steak was shit, he fucked up the sear completely. The outer color is awful, the fat cap looked soft and chewy as play-dough, and he cut it wrong.
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It is one of the biggest challenges an autist can take on in the modern age
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
His steak was shit, he fucked up the sear completely. The outer color is awful, the fat cap looked soft and chewy as play-dough, and he cut it wrong.
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I love how this Diddler is acting like pointing out obvious facts about how shit his steak was is "criticism." It actually isn't. There's nothing to criticize, it just looks like shit, because it was cooked like shit, because he's a Diddler. And a retard.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
I think the attrition rate for even the most seasoned of autists trying to comb through the last five years of the Dick show would put the Somme to shame. It’s such an awful slog, especially post 2020.

His steak was shit, he fucked up the sear completely. The outer color is awful, the fat cap looked soft and chewy as play-dough, and he cut it wrong.
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It's all he can address, ACK ACK ACK DO THEY EVEN HAVE STEAK IN SERBIA ACK ACK ACK YOU EAT HOLLANDAISE ACK ACK ACK FAT.

His steak is shit, the quality is shit, it was cooked like shit, and he has no butter dish. It's just about what I'd expect from a sex trafficking loser who likes calling himself Juju the cow and getting fucked in the ass.

It's alright JuJu, we know you're down so bad $3 'premium' walmart steak is your best, you really can't afford any better but at least learn to cook, that's what everyone who's a bit in the slumps cash wise ends up doing.
 
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Null said:
Even Dick's fans weren't huge on this. Here's ex-superfan Had calling in to voice his concerns and being dismissed as a faggot. The Mint Salad drama caused serious rifts between Dick and his fans on both reddit and Facebook, which were hugely active around the time I was talking to Dick. They're graveyards now and nobody really knows how Dick is getting $30,000 with Patreon a month, considering his engagement is almost zero.
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Having never seen video of TDS before, that was an incredible watch. It's hard not to think of Sean as a basically nice guy because that's definitely how he comes across on the audiowaves, but imagine how much self-restraint you'd have to be to be a good person and ignore not just any temptation to look at the context around the bizarre stuff the mexican talks about on the show, but to totally tune out the worst of what he's actually saying right in front of you.

Mike Rowe needs to uncuck himself and make one last final REAL episode of Dirty Jobs. The garbage men, septic tank cleaners, and cow masturbators may think they smile, tune out the environment around them, and just keep on trucking through the day. But they have nothing on what Sean goes through for three hours a week.
 
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So… I like rare and medium rare steaks but no one is pointing out the obvious that there’s no juices on the plate. I dont know how that's accomplished. Fuck you Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass .

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Dick is a true Ralphamale, stunting on us plebs with his slab of plain beef:

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I like the side of two lemon slices, two grape tomatoes, and some gnawed on Kraft singles. Prison commissary-ass meal lmao

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Normally you'd have juices and myoglobin juices leaking out when youd cut it but heres there nothing. My best guess, fuck you Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass, is that this steak mustve been a pre grill streak sold at a store Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass cooked in a microwave as left overs.
 
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Bong13 said:
Aw, so that's where the pearl clutching ends up

Fine, I'll leave :)
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Even responds just like Dax on Twitter.

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@Bong13 is not Dick. I can conclusively determine he is posting outside of the United States. However, the post seems to be a Dick simp and directly sent that picture of his post to daddy to show him what a good job he's doing.
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you sure he's not using a remote desktop or just an unknown vpn?
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
just found this in my folder of random bullshit and guess it's a good enough time to post it.

Jamie left because she was sick of being manipulated, and as soon as she did, he started trying to convince her how much he cared, I assume to get her back or keep her hooked on him. He sent her this creepy ass vid of him listening to Pink Floyd and probably jerking off while watching security camera footage of their final goodbye.

enjoy this nightmare fuel

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I don’t trust men in open toe shoes, especially thong flip flops.

Never have. Never will.
 
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AnOminous said:
Daxipad is such a woman he can't even cook a steak and he posted proof of that himself. What a faggot. What a jizz-gargling loser. He might as well be a vegan.
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Steaks are like, one of the easiest fuckin' things to cook, too. Take two minutes out of your day and just type in "how to cook steak" on YouTube. There, you'll pop out a perfect one every time.

Shit, man, I'd be impressed if Dax could cook a pop tart without burning it.
 
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