Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 160 40.2%

  • Total voters
    398
Lol users of Kiwi Farms talking about addictions again. All of us are addicted to lolcow milk as a starter, the main course includes crack whore pussy (hi @Fapcop) and way more, like tripods, butterdishes, and properly cooked eggs.


What if I’m not addicted to crack whore pussy, but to FIXING crack whore pussy?

Asking for a friend.

Also, I think the dividing line between “addiction” and “stuff I like” is the effect it has on your life.

If you have a farmer who used up his life savings buying Chrischan merchandise and got fired from his job because he sat at home watching BossmanJack instead of coming to work too many times, then yes: I’d agree that they’re addicted to lolcows.

There’s no shortage of people who have literally ruined their lives because of coke, gambling and sex, so I reckon it’s totally fair to talk about “sex addiction” or “gambling addiction”.
 
That doesn’t mean they’re addicted. Does having a foot fetish make you a foot addict? Are faggots (you) addicted to cock? That’s not how that works.

People discuss ”sex addiction” as if goes hand in hand with alcohol addiction, drug addiction etc which are extremely different and a dependency. I gave the perfect example of anger management, which we don’t call an anger addiction, but you cut that part off to tard rage because you’re one of those obsese faggots that pretend they’re addicted to McDonalds as an excuse.

Sperg all you want, it‘s a controversial diagnosis that mainly pedos and rapists use as a defense. Nick says he’s a porn addict in the same way morbidly obese people claim they’re addicted to ice cream, it‘s an excuse. It’s just hedonism.

Oh, so you are a faggot. Sorry, but that’s on you, not an addiction you are at the mercy of.
Gambling addiction exists though? I was under the impression that any action that produces a dopamine reaction can become an addiction. In the case of drug addiction yeah there is a major component of a substance dependence but a lot of what keeps people abusing substances are the routines they create surrounding the substance, for Nick I imagine that was originally normalizing overconsumption on his streams.
 
Meh. You guys didn't know how duplicitous and fake he is. It wasn't as outwardly apparent back in 2020, and it's gotten way worse since then (worse than I ever imagined it could). Now you know. I figure if I held a grudge about that, It'd be wholy unreasonable on my part.

Have you ever posted the backstory to your falling out with Rekieta? Given how he aired you out in the Dear John stream and how central that's become to the lore about his downfall (isn't it the stream that led his online buddies to talk about the need for an intervention?) I know I'd be really curious to hear a detailed account of how and why you became disillusioned with him.
Also, I think the dividing line between “addiction” and “stuff I like” is the effect it has on your life.

The best brief definition of addiction I've heard is 'compulsive use despite repeated negative consequences.' If there are no negative consequences, it's just a hobby. If there are negative consequences and you quit, you aren't addicted. It's when it keeps fucking your life up and you can't stop doing it that you know you have a problem.
 
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Have you ever posted the backstory to your falling out with Rekieta? Given how he aired you out in the Dear John stream and how central that's become to the lore about his downfall (isn't it the stream that led his online buddies to talk about the need for an intervention?) I know I'd be really curious to hear a detailed account of how and why you became disillusioned with him.

Was also the stream that made most of his former audience go: “JESUS CHRIST! WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT HAPPENED?!?”

Personally it was dividing line for me between: “Welp, lolz aside I hope Nick gets better he wasn’t always like this!” And “TOTAL BALLDO DEATH!!! SUFFA REKIETA!!!”
 
Knowing Nick is absolutely not monogamous and knowing that Nick knows Mint and Riley, and that there's a claim that people who know Riley all have allegedly had the opportunity to fuck Mint (including Ralph), what are the chances that Nick has also fucked Mint?
200%

The question is did Riley bang Kayla.
 
Lol users of Kiwi Farms talking about addictions again. All of us are addicted to lolcow milk as a starter, the main course includes crack whore pussy (hi @Fapcop) and way more, like tripods, butterdishes, and properly cooked eggs.
I get a dopamine hit whenever we talk about plating butter it is known. Fucking best rush of my life.
That is until I found out about the butter bell...

What should go on the body cam footage bingo card?
Scantily / half clothed April / Kayla.
Moldy / unwashed dishes piled up.
Stains on carpet.
Shit that doesn't belong on the floor on the floor (IE paintings, equipment that should be on top of furniture, clothes piles.)
Jesus Christ portrait / on a cross in bedroom.
Sex toys laying about.
Balldo spotted.
Drugs (obvious freespot)
Nick's freshly blackened eye.
Loud music / tv playing.
 
Nick however, is A CUCKOLD.
Funny enough, he is a cuckold who had the fantasy and everything was mostly ok. Then he decided to make it real, and now his life is falling apart, arrests, kids taken from him etc.

Cuckold really is an interesting fetish, it's surprisingly destructive and yet people every day roll the dice on a heavily rigged game.
 
I always think of the Sean Struggle Session in conjunction with Dear John. I don't think it gets much mention anymore (is it be in the OP?) but I imagine the past few months in the Rekieta household have held a similar atmosphere.
I think these two streams cemented for me that Nick's personality was probably not the result of a disease but that Nick's disease was probably a result of his personality.
 
Woah… how the mighty can and will fall. I never really rigorously followed Rekieta, but I can’t say I’m surprised to see he turned out to be such a garbage person. I always thought it was pretty obvious, yet to my surprise he had carved out a hell of a YouTube career despite being a nobody.

Personally, I was won over by his Greer readings, which I thought were hilarious (mostly because Greer’s book is a masterpiece in cringe and belongs in the library of congress), but every time I looked into anything else I thought the guy was trying to find a way to sell being a piece of shit. After the Maddox well had gainfully dried up what else was he to do? Apparently try making propaganda videos. I always thought it was obvious he didn’t believe any of the shit he was saying. Just saying what the audience wanted to hear.

I always had this looming question in the back of my head, “what kind of husband with 5 kids and a career as a lawyer gives it all up to become a YouTuber that gets drunk and insults people?” And his insults were never even good. Like… if it wasn’t cuck it was something stupid like calling people short or something. Great work. Did you use the height defense when representing your clients in court? “Your honor, people of the jury. My client cannot be guilty. The prosecution is comprised of short people and therefore are all cucks. The evidence speaks for itself. Now, please call for a recess so I can take a quick restroom break.“
 
You forgot Sargon was also fighting with Jim at that time too.

I certainly see the comparison, but I think Nick is poised to lose a HELL of a lot more than Sargon. Sargon's arrogance was cringe. Nick's is dangerous to himself and others.
Sargon is arrogant, stupid, close minded, and doesn’t seem that involved with his kids, but to his credit I do not think he uses alcohol excessively or illegal drugs, and I’m also pretty sure he isnt openly cheating on his wife and makind her cuck husband make his kids SpaghettiOs, so all of that puts him way ahead of Nick R. On the “good father” progress bar.
 
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