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Null is Quasi and most of the OnA posters are actually fats alts.Every ona poster secretly loves Kiwi Farms and they all have accounts here. We're the best of friends
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Sides in orbit
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I doubt it.
She might be interested at first, but once she realizes he is functionally penniless and likely would be being paid alimony by Niki post divorce, she would drop him like a sack of shit.
She couldn’t even get a life insurance policy on him with the purposes of killing him through sex as he would fail the medical.
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She also has some horrible flapjacks and doesn’t look like a man, so fats is immediately at a disadvantage.
She does have kids and a trailer, again a negative for fats as he doesn’t appear to be a pedo himself and only hangs out with them.
She will remain queen of the trailer court.
(By the way; never buy a trailer. If you have to, rent the trailer AND the land. Trailers is worthless shit.)
She does have kids and a trailer, again a negative for fats as he doesn’t appear to be a pedo himself and only hangs out with them.
She will remain queen of the trailer court.
(By the way; never buy a trailer. If you have to, rent the trailer AND the land. Trailers is worthless shit.)
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Cross posting from Dax's thread, but apparently, someone reached out to him pretending to be Rick. Not that Pig would ever go on Juju's show, but it would be surreal to watch these two farm animals defend pedophilia.
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none, those CHUDS aren't welcome in our kiwi sparkle spaces
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This is the crossover I didn’t think I wanted but do.
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Oh shit I think Juju has found his new lolsuit source.
Way to make me root for fatrick, asshole.
Way to make me root for fatrick, asshole.
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While I think it's weird to go after 5 year old tweets, I find this statement simultaneously sad and a good candidate for random.txt
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After the last MATI stream I've been thinking too much about Pat's nipples. They're prominent, on display in every single picture he takes, and seem to be constantly erect. But they don't look particularly big. This has led me to a possible conclusion: Pat may have pierced nipples. I'm not saying I'm sure of it, but I can't think of any other reason why a man would have erect-looking nipples all the time unless he had big ol' pepperoni nips. Which would make sense thematically, but it doesn't seem like he does.
There's also a possibility that they could have been pierced in the past. Apparently when you pierce them they start to build up new skin in the piercing 'tunnel', causing them to be more prominent. This skin still remains if the piercing is taken out. So even if they don't still have metal in them he could have had them pierced in the past.
There's also a possibility that they could have been pierced in the past. Apparently when you pierce them they start to build up new skin in the piercing 'tunnel', causing them to be more prominent. This skin still remains if the piercing is taken out. So even if they don't still have metal in them he could have had them pierced in the past.
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I was blessed to not have to think about Patrick's nipples until now
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Only piercing I could see Patrick getting is a Prince Albert. You know, because he's "into things".
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Those are your delusions, stalker.
I hope you're happy with yourself for forcing me to post these. That's just evil.
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Given his super gay armband tattoo I would suggest the possibilty of a tramp stamp.
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I can't believe it, Fat actually has constant eraser nipples. That's actually fucked, it's one thing to be fat but to be hit with that double whammy is among the top 10 most dysgenic comboes I can think of. This obese retard actually, without any hint of irony, needs the CWC bras
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It's clear that the top one is on a hot day and you could still juice a lemon on them. I'm leaning towards my 'previously pierced' theory.
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So at what point in Fatrick’s mind does Leslie go from someone who questioned his narrative, to active participant in the “conspiracy” against him, to the ringleader of it all?
He always needs a point of focus for his victimhood. Boomia, Mullen, Gibney, Prongay… Varney?
He always needs a point of focus for his victimhood. Boomia, Mullen, Gibney, Prongay… Varney?
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If juju was smart, he'd start trying his best to butter pat up, say he wants to cover what's been happening to him, play up all his disagreements with the farms, etc.
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I am pretty new to Fatrick, but what is the deal with pepperoni?
When did that joke started and why? It is funny as shit, but why.
Also, Fatrick is stupid and should get a new number.
When did that joke started and why? It is funny as shit, but why.
Also, Fatrick is stupid and should get a new number.