Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Null]

Having never seen video of TDS before, that was an incredible watch. It's hard not to think of Sean as a basically nice guy because that's definitely how he comes across on the audiowaves, but imagine how much self-restraint you'd have to be to be a good person and ignore not just any temptation to look at the context around the bizarre stuff the mexican talks about on the show, but to totally tune out the worst of what he's actually saying right in front of you.

Mike Rowe needs to uncuck himself and make one last final REAL episode of Dirty Jobs. The garbage men, septic tank cleaners, and cow masturbators may think they smile, tune out the environment around them, and just keep on trucking through the day. But they have nothing on what Sean goes through for three hours a week.

Sean is on SSRIs. IIRC, Sean's life was completely fucked up beyond repair when he met Dick, and somehow Dick actually helped him, so he's extremely loyal to him. One of the things that helped Sean was that he got medicated for his depression. But I think those SSRIs also really help him not give a shit about what Dick is up to.

 

[Incecticyder]

I just had a disturbing realisation. If Riley finds himself in prison and Dax does not, Dax will take Mint Salad and make her his unicorn as she is incapable of sustaining herself. Girl is fucked either way.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just had a disturbing realisation. If Riley finds himself in prison and Dax does not, Dax will take Mint Salad and make her his unicorn as she is incapable of sustaining herself. Girl is fucked either way.

She’s doing piss porn with an obese dwarf man with a micro penis and draws furry porn. There’s no coming back from that. Girl needs to find Christ and become a nun forever far away from the internet in penitence.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I just had a disturbing realisation. If Riley finds himself in prison and Dax does not, Dax will take Mint Salad and make her his unicorn as she is incapable of sustaining herself. Girl is fucked either way.

Vito might get a girlfriend.

 

[2020chan]

Has there ever been any explanation as to WTF JuJu Daxipad is obsessed with July? It's the weirdest shit I've ever seen. It's like some Looney toons shit where Wiley coyote just keeps blowing himself up while roadrunner goes about his day,except more retarded.

For someone who doesn't know anything about Eric July besides the Dick and Vito rivalry, that is exactly what it seems like to me.

What has this guy done that has them so worked up? Trying to get into it and find the drama, it seems so one sided. No offense to July because I haven't seen anything terrible about him (unlike everyone else involved) but I always get sidetracked because he's boring. The best things to come from this are Dax screaming that he doesn't care if you read the fucking book and Riley getting arrested, then also pepper sprayed.

Dick picked a very boring nemesis who seems to mind his own business. Like I'm all for him raging into the ether but how is it not getting old for him by now? Is this the part where the drug use finally causes him to implode? Is Dick trying to win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

 

[JackoVerde]

Is Dick trying to win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

That’s gonna be pretty tough with Nick rekietas behavior this year.
theres a decent chance bossmanjack ODs on crack, Chris Chan does something retarded.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Vito might get a girlfriend.

Mint is about 15 years too old for Vedo

 

[Chef Red Pill]

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/status/1801953306551480370#m

Interesting concept for a crossover considering they both leap to the defence of pedophiles, but Rick would never align himself with a Nazi fascist like Dax.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Mint is about 15 years too old for Vedo

But mentally she's in the correct age range.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

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Interesting concept for a crossover considering they both leap to the defence of pedophiles, but Rick would never align himself with a Nazi fascist like Dax.

This is the most polite I've seen Pat be to someone on Twitter.

 

[Incecticyder]

For someone who doesn't know anything about Eric July besides the Dick and Vito rivalry, that is exactly what it seems like to me.

What has this guy done that has them so worked up? Trying to get into it and find the drama, it seems so one sided. No offense to July because I haven't seen anything terrible about him (unlike everyone else involved) but I always get sidetracked because he's boring. The best things to come from this are Dax screaming that he doesn't care if you read the fucking book and Riley getting arrested, then also pepper sprayed.

Dick picked a very boring nemesis who seems to mind his own business. Like I'm all for him raging into the ether but how is it not getting old for him by now? Is this the part where the drug use finally causes him to implode? Is Dick trying to win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

Long story short, Riley tried to start beef with Eric, Eric started ignoring him (how rude of him!), Dax got angry one of his pet retards got slighted and started trying to harass Eric until it reached the point Riley got arrested which led to people realising that Dax is a nothing but a charismatic bully whose friend circle/attack squad consists of nonces seeking drama.

What you see is what you get really. I might be missing some things but that is the gist of it.

Also, I think that one of the reasons that the GFM is failing (apart from the economy and the fact that Dax is losing fans) is that people do not want the courts to have a paper trail linking their spending on people as problematic as Riley. Dax is one thing as he has a show but the rest of the Sektur are in much hotter water.

 

[The Hardest R]

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Interesting concept for a crossover considering they both leap to the defence of pedophiles, but Rick would never align himself with a Nazi fascist like Dax.

Even Fatrick wants nothing to do with Maddax.

Has there ever been any explanation as to WTF JuJu Daxipad is obsessed with July? It's the weirdest shit I've ever seen. It's like some Looney toons shit where Wiley coyote just keeps blowing himself up while roadrunner goes about his day,except more retarded.

I’ve always maintained that Maddax and Vito were desperate to move on from the “ironic” pedophile shtick they had taken since Cuties, which was going on for three years at that time. They just hoped that Eric July would’ve fallen behind on his comic book obligations but they picked one of the few niggers who doesn’t actually like to be late.

The Maddaxverse hopes that by pressing July, he will melt down or do something stupid that’ll justify the year or so they’ve been stalking and harassing him. Once again they picked the wrong nigger to do this. In his druggie mind, Maddax can’t just walk away, surely the next gayop he pulls will finally get Eric July to melt down.

#MaddoxWon

 

[daniel day]

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Interesting concept for a crossover considering they both leap to the defence of pedophiles, but Rick would never align himself with a Nazi fascist like Dax.

>even patrick tomlinson knows to not engage with dick's retarded flaming tactics

Holy shit patbros, is he /our guy/?

(If you say hes not then enjoy prison, daxipad childs)

 

[Seafarer]

Vito might get a girlfriend.

You joke but I’ve heard cases of pedophiles settling for retarded women as an alternative to fucking kids. I imagine that appeals to pedos who want to fuck kids because they enjoy being in control of someone a lot mentally weaker than they are.

 

[Balldo]

you think thats vile, reread the thread pages from that time and see all the current names defending his actions right when it was happening.

I, for one, would like to see said pages and who was jujuguarding then. What was the timeframe of this? Sorry, my awareness of Dick has varied over the years, as I generally find him too disgusting to think about often.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Even Fatrick wants nothing to do with Maddax.

I’ve always maintained that Maddax and Vito were desperate to move on from the “ironic” pedophile shtick they had taken since Cuties, which was going on for three years at that time. They just hoped that Eric July would’ve fallen behind on his comic book obligations but they picked one of the few niggers who doesn’t actually like to be late.

The Maddaxverse hopes that by pressing July, he will melt down or do something stupid that’ll justify the year or so they’ve been stalking and harassing him. Once again they picked the wrong nigger to do this. In his druggie mind, Maddax can’t just walk away, surely the next gayop he pulls will finally get Eric July to melt down.

#MaddoxWon

I found this recap and as much as I'd like to think it was a Machiavellian scheme (surely this black guy will fail) I don't think that much planning went into it. Also explains why Ethan Van Sciver turned into an Eric July a-log despite him and EJ being on friendly terms. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/can-i...nd-ethan-van-sciver-beef.190372/post-18282902

Dax being a weekly podcaster needs a constant target to create drama. The problem for Dax is most targets would either ignore him or just attack him once and then never bring him up again. Like Destiny is someone Dax wishes he could argue with constantly but Destiny is a busy little man.

Anyway Eric July would respond back, even do debates. So that's what made him their "lolcow." It also helped that Comicssperging is so fucking boring that it mainly flew under the radar. But that finally changed and well here we are with Dax being completely felted and Vito Jizzualdi having a Unabomber twitter avatar (which totally doesn't make him seem unhinged).

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

sorry, here's the full cap, and another for context. He is saying that he pwned Josh by successfully intimidating a guy who is not Josh. I'm not sure what kind of logic is at play here, but the Ralphamale thinks with his HEART, not his head.

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Also I'm not sure how big of a W this is for Ralph since now I'm starting to see a bunch of random twitter accounts reposting Pauly Frog's thread in full. Vote up the Streisand Effect!

Oh boy Ralph is gonna Mint and Riley on!!! This is gonna be huge for the kino casino

But really, what is it with Riley and Ralph thinking there’s any value in them being on any show? And why do they think Null does a show that has guests on?

Kind of reminds me when Ralph was with me at the Transon family house and Riley and Mint beat the ever loving shit out of Ralph and called him 5 foot one and made some glorious memes in the process. Riley was saying that Null was going to come crawling to him paying for the exclusive footage. When did you bro already put it all online for free?

I wonder if Riley is gonna have to kiss the Gunt and grovel to Ralph for beating him up and making fun of how short he is and saying Ralph is actually 5 foot 11 and a half and is very handsome and skinny.

Edit: the more I think about it, the more pathetic I realize this is… Ralph. Riley really hurt Ralph reputation with that whole 5 foot one business, but Ralph is so pathetic for a win and thinking that somehow talking to Riley owns Josh that he’s on his little trotters rolling out the red carpet for a man who pisses on a retarded woman.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I believe yesterday's biggest problem cope session was focused entirely on mocking his steak, and not on the Mintsalad drama.

 

[Titanium Vagina]

I’m not a superstitious man but I firmly believe those medallions are fucking cursed objects that should never even be touched by human hands.

Same bro. I think this is the only superstition I have ever entertained ... and likely the only one I ever will

 

[Kulee Baba]

I believe yesterday's biggest problem cope session was focused entirely on mocking his steak, and not on the Mintsalad drama.

I mean what the hell is he going to say?
>"AND THESE PSYCHOPATHIC MOTHERFUCKERS ARE NOW ACCUSING ME OF SEX TRAFFICKING MINTSALAD AND IT'S ALL FULL OF FUCKING LIES!"

Which y'know fair enough, while yes our Prom King has money and allure I don't believe his guidance alone is what made a basketcase autistic girl fly the coop and be a human toilet. Seriously that is life that the woman wanted to live. But Dax got felted, PPP and Warski openly called the bluff on Dax's legal threats. Then goofed on the Jamie Lynn Hughes leak and then laughed in delight as a pillheaded Ethan Ralph rambled about wrestling.

Dax's only recourse of action is to either start screaming at the top of his lungs at PPP, Warski, and Null. Or sue them and look like the biggest bitch in the universe. Or he can go into his safespace and just make boring podcasts to an his little audience who probably just use it as background noise. The last one is the smart option. The sky isn't falling on Dax and soon Nick Rekeita will demand we follow him fuck up further.