Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Nate Higgers]

Digibro (pedophile) is cleaning it up for Riley and his master Dax Hererra.

I’m glad to see an impoverished (nearly?) homeless tranny is focusing on sweeping for his wealthy pedophilic mexijew master. Instead of actually getting a job and fixing/reversing whatever living situation he’s currently in. Gotta prioritize the necessities in life!

 

[Law]

The most pathetic part to me is that Riley has her call him "Young Clippa" at all times

Is this more or less pathetic than if he had her call him The Vizier?

 

[owed to joy]

Dick picked a very boring nemesis who seems to mind his own business. Like I'm all for him raging into the ether but how is it not getting old for him by now? Is this the part where the drug use finally causes him to implode? Is Dick trying to win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

I'm guessing Dax thought that if he picked on a big creator who really has no crossover with the Sektur & is likely to appear as the "loser" if he retaliates (given his channel size), it would make for a flourishing clout crop. Little did he know that when you aggressively harass creators with an army of stinky mutant retard sex trafficked domestic violence goblins, everyone watching actually supports retaliation. And there's a lot of people watching when you pick on big normie creators.
Drug use will not be the implosion cause for this cow. His drug use is largely a character-prop. He'd never admit it, lest he bestow some positive influence on braindead followers like Rekeita whose life is ruined as a result of idolizing "Dick Masterson", the unfleshed out demon character from Dax's childhood nightmares. His failure to rage-convince everyone to envy him; it falling on deaf ears all the way up till the show dies and Marie leaves with her CA common-law assurance of half the Glendale Barbie shack; that's the implosion. Him moving in with his sister to learn how to grow up is the only outcome that lends to existence recovery.
That said, Dax wants lolcow '24 bad. He'll never win anything else in media. Any hole is a goal as the rapist adage goes. Even so, I anticipate he'll fall somewhere in the top 5-- Dax may be a massively catastrophic joke of a man/creator/z-list personality Ethan Ralph-adjacent, but he's also tiny and forgettable and for years he will talk about the same shit nobody cared about him discussing even when it was relevant. It's worse than humiliating for him, it's boring.

 

[Law]

Him moving in with his sister to learn how to grow up is the only outcome that lends to existence recovery.

I'm gonna optimistically assume she has better things to do than waste her time playing rehab center for this fuckup.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The end of the road is drawing closer for Dick Trafficson

 

[AltisticRight]

When I was parsing through the early thread for shit on a OP rewrite, there was several people that were posthumously 100% correct about Dax that were neg rated to oblivion and called retarded faggots. Until people started posting actual evidence, nobody in the thread believed Dax wasn't playing a character.

Like this.

Anyhow, I should be able to finish the important bits by tomorrow. The rest can wait.

>Barbie Dream Mansion



Look at these tiles, considering how lazy and utterly dirty Juju is, want to bet the layers of grease these are in?
(Tiles like these in the kitchen are notoriously annoying to clean.)

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure everyone who frequents this thread has seen these pictures already, but here's a repost for posterity:

He looks more like the gay construction worker from The Village People.

And that was when he looked his best. Now he's just a malding, seething fatass.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Dax serviced more beams and poles than that worker could ever imagine at just one burning man show

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

Have we ever gotten confirmation that Dax was actually prom king in high school? His earlier pictures lead me to believe he was never anything other than bullied in high school.

 

[Desktop User2]

Look at these tiles, considering how lazy and utterly dirty Juju is, want to bet the layers of grease these are in?
(Tiles like these in the kitchen are notoriously annoying to clean.)

I can see why he looks like a maniacal asshole - I would go mad if I had to see those patterns every time I´m working in the kitchen.

 

[AltisticRight]

He looks more like the gay construction worker from The Village People.
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And that was when he looked his best. Now he's just a malding, seething fatass.

This guy tells you he's not a homosexual.
Do you believe him?

 

[Vibralldo]

Like this.

She was ahead of her time

 

[Desktop User2]

Waaaait a minute, I dont think they are tiles, it looks like wallpaper.

 

[AltisticRight]

Waaaait a minute, I dont think they are tiles, it looks like wallpaper.

I think you're right.

You can see clear repetition.

Grimy and gross.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

This guy tells you he's not a homosexual.
Do you believe him?
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He looks like the "bi-curious" member of a shitty early 2000s pop punk band.

 

[ChromaQuack]

To be fair, I've seen some homes use that kind of wallpaper as a vinyl, textured kind of put on for walls. (or it could be actual tiles, just ones sold like a sort of pre-assembled big square with small tiles, sorry, ESL so I don't quite know the names)

It looks quite alright, and more importantly it's piss easy clean, I would certainly pick it over the real thing for the cooking area as cleaning the flying residues of food from the real tiles is an absolutely abhorrent task.

Or you know, if you are allegedly as well off as daxipad you'd leave that to the cleaning lady, shame he's a broke fuck living in a barbie mansion who can't even afford to travel abroad to dress as a cow and get fucked in the ass anymore.

 

[Desktop User2]

To be fair, I've seen some homes use that kind of wallpaper as a vinyl, textured kind of put on for walls. (or it could be actual tiles, just ones sold like a sort of pre-assembled big square with small tiles, sorry, ESL so I don't quite know the names)

It looks quite alright, and more importantly it's piss easy clean, I would certainly pick it over the real thing for the cooking area as cleaning the flying residues of food from the real tiles is an absolutely abhorrent task.

Or you know, if you are allegedly as well off as daxipad you'd leave that to the cleaning lady, shame he's a broke fuck living in a barbie mansion who can't even afford to travel abroad to dress as a cow and get fucked in the ass anymore.

Yeah, more of the grout would be apparent if it was large repeated tiles, it looks like vinyl wallpaper. Pretty easy to clean but I dont know why you would choose such a busy pattern. It´s really daunting, specially if you have to constantly look at it while prepping food.

 

[Pissmaster]

Have we ever gotten confirmation that Dax was actually prom king in high school? His earlier pictures lead me to believe he was never anything other than bullied in high school.

I've never seen a single photo from his prom, yet I've seen a picture of his Mii, of all things. A lot of those older pictures were taken from very old social media, like I think even his MySpace, uploaded before Dick Masterson was even a thing.

 

[AltisticRight]

He looks like the "bi-curious" member of a shitty early 2000s pop punk band.

The band is made up of Wolfie, Juju the Cow, and a stallion.

 

[Desktop User2]

I've never seen a single photo from his prom, yet I've seen a picture of his Mii, of all things. A lot of those older pictures were taken from very old social media, like I think even his MySpace, uploaded before Dick Masterson was even a thing.

pr0n king, mate.