Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Rotollo 2]

Was watching some old JuJu aloging kino:

the intro on when dick talks about the jamie lee hughs shit that kind of hits different after the mint salad stuff:

 

[Incecticyder]

How does anyone doubt that Dax was Prom King? Isn 't that position usually reserve for the biggest most popular bullies/con-men?

 

[Nate Higgers]

How does anyone doubt that Dax was Prom King? Isn 't that position usually reserve for the biggest most popular bullies/con-men?

Nobody doubts that Diddler Dax was the prom queen. The pathetic and hilarious part is that he’s still clinging onto that as anything of value or relevance 20-25 years later.

 

[FieldPiece]

If there's one silver lining to Mint being pimped out to Riley it's that it could have been so much worse. Diddler Dax could have pimped her out to JF Gariepy .

 

[The Hardest R]

Nobody doubts that Diddler Dax was the prom queen. The pathetic and hilarious part is that he’s still clinging onto that as anything of value or relevance 20-25 years later.

It would be hilarious if he did actually lie about that though. Everything else he says about himself is a lie so that could easily extend to what he says about himself in high school. Thing is, that happened such a long time ago that nobody from his class would remember so you’d have to get his yearbook and confirm.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

If there's one silver lining to Mint being pimped out to Riley it's that it could have been so much worse. Diddler Dax could have pimped her out to JF Gariepy .

Thankfully she was too old for vedo the pedo.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

listen to some of the better Legion of Skanks segments rather than an embarrassing relic.

funny you should mention that, Dick and Vito were on an episode of LOS and you can tell Dax is a complete keyboard warrior the way he clamors up while Vito comes alive in front of the audience. most of the time when Dax is on a person's podcast outside the sector its like that, Vito's the star and Dax is the Gator. Its crazy how bad a guy who sunk six figures into improv really is when it comes to improv.

This just makes me wonder…what has PPP been getting Andy to do that we don’t know about?

i assumed when they moved in together that Andy was his girlfriend and was just his new model of Surfer. Do people not think they're fucking?

and use Dax's own words against him

"DICK VS DICK LOL, LOOK AT THIS LOSER THINKING THEY GOT DICK BECAUSE HE'S A HYPOCRITE, DID YOU SEE HIM MAKE FUN OF FAT WOMEN? HE'S MY IDOL!!!!!!" this was literally the typical response for about a decade until recently when you noticed how much of a snake dax was, the fact that it was a segment back when Maddox and him still hosted TBPITU shows he's been like this for a super long time.

There's this base of like $15,000 that never shakes though.

its like Lindsay Ellis, keep people on the vine long enough and unless the credit card expires they'll just let it keep getting ding'd forever, AOL still made over a billion dollars from people paying for email or dial up in 2020. i know i've been guilty of shit like that and honestly its a huge reason even charities want to set up reoccurring monthly donations vs one time shots because eventually people forget and it keeps going on forever.

i bet most of that 15k is from people who stopped listening around 2018 if not before then and only signed up because "fuck Maddox"

with Andy Warski of all people right at the center of it.

this feels like a meme edit, but because of IBS its all true!, its fucking incredible.

Don't Alex Stein and Eric July both work for the Blaze. It'd make sense that he was there at the event.

that makes Vito trying to have a go at Eric seem even more insane, say what you will about the blaze, they're pretty great about making sure they hire people who can withstand agitators because of Beck's reputation and how much enjoyment there would be if caught on video sperging out.

Literally would have been better off trying to turn an actual celebrity like Matt Damon into the new maddox

It has aged like dogshit.

it wasn't that good then either, i tried getting into it after hearing about the lolsuit and it sucked. it was typical "podcast about nothing" filler.

laws against exploiting low IQ people for porn (like there is for the military)

i don't think they're enforcing those laws in the military, especially considering its one of the most common occupations for people before they get into porn.

By this point Dick is way worse then I imagine Sean was at his worst.

i doubt it just because Sean would have had to have done all his worst antics IRL and at minimum has admitted to being over drinking age and hanging out outside a highschool to pick up chicks. If thats what Sean is willing to admit to, how fucking horrifying must be the stuff he won't say on camera (or even worse was too blackout drunk to remember)

and Sean the sound engineer.

the self immolation happened way back in the 2000s, obviously not documented online but Sean is about 50 and clearly can't give a fuck about online antics. its just a job to him, that he mainly does because 1, he does get paid eventually and 2. Dax was there when there was no one else

and it is not like they can keep her locked in a bubble forever

plus she was 19, how do we know thats exactly what they did and she just went whole hog once her parent's couldn't restrict her anymore? as much as people whine about it, Dax was on top of the world during 2018-2020 so in theory she just was appealing to one of the bigger podcasts out at the time.

It also seems kind of suspicious that he screencaps posts from here about possible money laundering to pretend to laugh at. Not saying he IS laundering money, but it would definitely be interesting to somehow take a closer look at his patreon subs.

quick reminder that Dick was also pissed at PPP for calling out NP2 as a money laudering front and ITT Null blamed himself for getting NP2 shut down

Chrissie Mayr is fucking Anthony Cumia

Cumia isn't straight, so you have to be wrong on this one budd

I, for one, would like to see said pages and who was jujuguarding then. What was the timeframe of this? Sorry, my awareness of Dick has varied over the years, as I generally find him too disgusting to think about often.

lol, dude they literally start talking about mint salad on page 4 of this thread. in general pages 4-40 are hilarious for how wrong everyone is, those are the prime dickguarding pages and you'll see everyone going full defense force on stuff everyone now knows is true. special shout out to @murder2021 for proudly getting neg rated on stuff that is literally just what everyone now agrees with. Null probably IP banned him just based on how much he would shittalk Dick and how he's ultimately responsible for Dick's Dox and revealing the mansion was in fact a crack shack that entire time. if you go to his page Null makes a special video dedicated to him and proudly says Dick Masterson is not a pedo and does not associate with them

 

[owed to joy]

https://backedby.com/

https://x.com/backedbyapp?s=09

Is this not Dax's rebranded NP2? I recall him going hard to promo "backed.by" and it once had obvious connection to him all over social media. Can't find any of that now. Maybe he sold it, or just purged his name from it. I imagine this could be part of the explanation as to his inexplicable patreon.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm guessing Dax thought that if he picked on a big creator who really has no crossover with the Sektur & is likely to appear as the "loser" if he retaliates (given his channel size), it would make for a flourishing clout crop. Little did he know that when you aggressively harass creators with an army of stinky mutant retard sex trafficked domestic violence goblins, everyone watching actually supports retaliation. And there's a lot of people watching when you pick on big normie creators.

It's like he doesn't get what "worked" about the Maddox bit. Maddox coming across like a whiny bitch and filing one of the dumbest lolsuits ever filed by an actual practicing lawyer was hilarious. EJ showed early signs of falling for it, but then the bit flopped when he pulled up and took actual legal advice.

Worse, Diddler doesn't get that when a bit flops, you move on to something else instead of continuing to make an absolute joke of yourself. He doesn't seem to get that people's view on Riley is he pretty much belongs behind bars, so whether or not EJ called it in (he didn't) doesn't even matter. Hauling off Riley in cuffs is basically taking out the garbage. It doesn't make EJ bitchmade. It makes Dax bitchmade that he's panicking that putting up his pet retard to commit crimes may have a slight possibility of recoiling on him.

I wonder what he's said to Riley in his Xitter DMs that just got subpoenaed. It would suck for him if it's evidence of civil or even criminal conspiracy. I certainly hope Riley has run into a prosecutor who has had it up to here with California fuckfaces shitting up Texas with their degeneracy.

 

[3MMA]

wonder how much Dax Herrera tries to hide the fact that he’s Mexican.

Well, his nom de guerre is Dick Masterson. Masterson sounds way less Mexican than Herrera.

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ETA:

Hauling off Riley in cuffs is basically taking out the garbage

Daxipad is completely out of touch, I can’t imagine not operating with that fact from the get go.

 

[owed to joy]

https://backedby.com/

https://x.com/backedbyapp?s=09

Is this not Dax's rebranded NP2? I recall him going hard to promo "backed.by" and it once had obvious connection to him all over social media. Can't find any of that now. Maybe he sold it, or just purged his name from it. I imagine this could be part of the explanation as to his inexplicable patreon.

https://www.youtube.com/live/BoiSiLBYcC8?si=28fTvc7vAYxgcxgL

Timestamp about 55:30.

 

[Windy Moors]

Juju was the prom king except he won the sped vote, his queen was a 300lb down syndrome girl. The real king and queen laughed at him the whole night.

 

[mold]

I don't know very much about everyone involved in this but I heard the mint story on MATI yesterday and I have thoughts.

She's obviously not intelligent but (unfortunately) there's no way she's retarded enough for Adult Protective Services to get involved, not even in Europe. That's not how someone with an IQ that low speaks or acts. It is the way someone who went at a very young age from a sheltered home to an abusive, isolating relationship speaks and acts. Her behavior on the videos is the behavior of someone being horrifically abused, maybe just emotionally/verbally, but it's definitely bad. It looks to me like she's chronically sleep deprived as well, possibly drug related.

I have no idea how you help someone like that. The fact that she was willing to leave her family is not a good sign. I don't think anyone involved can be prosecuted for trafficking as long as she's publically saying she consents.

fuck this gay earth

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't know very much about everyone involved in this but I heard the mint story on MATI yesterday and I have thoughts.

She's obviously not intelligent but (unfortunately) there's no way she's retarded enough for Adult Protective Services to get involved, not even in Europe. That's not how someone with an IQ that low speaks or acts. It is the way someone who went at a very young age from a sheltered home to an abusive, isolating relationship speaks and acts. Her behavior on the videos is the behavior of someone being horrifically abused, maybe just emotionally/verbally, but it's definitely bad. It looks to me like she's chronically sleep deprived as well, possibly drug related.

I have no idea how you help someone like that. The fact that she was willing to leave her family is not a good sign. I don't think anyone involved can be prosecuted for trafficking as long as she's publically saying she consents.

fuck this gay earth

what about when she tard flailed at the car because her fucked up tard brain locked the keys in and her response was to collapse and break down and banshee hollar until an actual grown up helped her

 

[Guntkvd]

https://www.amazon.com/Edgar-N-Vective-Paranormal-Detective/dp/0615135218#customerReviews
Turns out Juju wrote a book. For how vehemently he whines about Eric July, maybe someone can find a copy to do a review.

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All three reviews came from Juju fans.

https://archive.md/iDogl

Does anyone have Juju's barbie mansion dox handy?
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-he...-in-the-universe-tbpitu-new-project-2.175685/
Working on this. I will get the main parts done and get the replacement OP through.

Look at this homosexual.
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My favourite cow trope, trying every grift in the book to avoid having a real job before striking gold with one thing and milking it forever. Like Matt Jarbo creating his own tabletop game/movies, Ralph spamming his gay blog on 4chan, CRP writing books/pretending to be financial expert etc.
Remember juju's Hammer persona? How many personas he changed before he became Dick.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

its like Lindsay Ellis, keep people on the vine long enough and unless the credit card expires they'll just let it keep getting ding'd forever,

Actually I think it's worse than that, I was subbed to the dick show on patreon and I'm 100% certain my card did expire while I was subbed.

It kept chugging.

To be clear, I think that's a patreon thing, not a TDS specific thing, because I think there's some form of recurring payment authorization that ignores expiration as I've noticed this on some other recurring payments I have, but it isn't all of them.

 

[Null]

She / whoever controls her Xitter is trying to play a "I'm just pretending to be a literal pants-shitting retard" card.

 

[Guntkvd]

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She / whoever controls her Xitter is trying to play a "I'm just pretending to be a literal pants-shitting retard" card.

I'm having flashbacks to Ralph running Horse's/Faith's twitter account.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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She / whoever controls her Xitter is trying to play a "I'm just pretending to be a literal pants-shitting retard" card.

"Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“Jokes on them I only get pissed on while streaming” Mintsalad, a retarded woman