Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Am I correct in thinking that Riley and Mint Salad stayed with the Rekieta's during the debut of Nick's stand-up act? I seem to remember that Riley's supposed presence at the Rekieta's Comedy act was explained as Nick was paying Riley to be the videographer? If so, the whole thing now takes on a much more degenerate and dark arc, if so.
 
What's more disturbing is the people he does consider cool. People like Mint and Riley. He's said they are a lovely "fun" couple, and he envies their lifestyle.

Think about that for a moment.
This disgusts me on many levels. Imagine envying a fat crack baby with a micropenis and a sex trafficked retard being pissed on. God, it makes one want to jump in a shower.
 
Am I incorrect in thinking that Riley and Mint Salad stayed with the Rekieta's during Nick debut of his stand-up act? I seem to remember that Riley's supposed presence was to be Nick's videographer? The whole think now takes on a much more degenerate and dark arc, if so.
Riley and Mint were there. When Nick was spiraling on stage and asking if anyone else texted people from the shower, Riley's hand was the only one to go up (He was cut off by Aaron right afterwards)

They were also in Nashville and Riley filmed his live show there shortly before. I think that was September 2023, the comedy show was October.

He also admits hanging out with Riley and Mint at The Dick Show/WATP live show in Philly in April 2023. This was the show where he was too fucked up to understand he was supposed to leave the stage after completing his brief guest spot. He also had tons of jaw movements throughout - this was the first video I had watched of Nick where it looked to me like he was on coke.

Rekieta gets on stage just before 1 hour 45 mins, and is on until the end of the show at the 3 hour mark. His mouth/jaw is moving continually for basically the whole time, except when he's actively talking. Here is a short compilation of clips, but I'll embed the whole stream so you can check for yourself. The last clip is a longer one where he speaks repeatedly, so you can see how quickly he goes from talking back to the mouth movements.

Rekieta might think he's being subtle, but this clip seems to speak for itself: I obviously don't know if he's on drugs, but it sure as fuck looks like he either took too much of something or is having an hour+ long panic attack.

Context clues suggest Riley and Mint were the couple he was talking to where he was so jealous of them making $6,000/month doing OnlyFans and thinking that since he had a much bigger platform, he could make a lot more than $6k/month.

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You may recall that Rekieta's recent live show in Nashville was recorded and uploaded to his Locals.

Rekieta now admits the Nashville live show was filmed by Riley. From Rekieta's Friday night stream:

"I have had nothing but good encounters and good times hanging out with Riley. He filmed my show in Nashville, I'm not gonna lie, be like, 'I never met Riley, I know nothing'. Riley and Mint are fantastic. They've been super nice to me."

Shortly afterwards, Nick further admits he interacted with Riley and Mint Salad "in Philly". For those who don't follow Rekieta or Masterson closely, this is probably a reference to Rekieta's trip to attend Dick Masterson's live show in Philadelphia in April of this year, though Nick doesn't say that explicitly.
 
It was the Eric July cokestreams last year that fully killed my interest in Nick's content. I'd stopped watching him regularly after Depp and his increasing Coomerism. Him walking July into saying he didn't feel threatened by Riley and then turning around to say he made a huge mistake, disguising it as "I'm just a friend trying to help," was really slimy. The following copestream where he was ass blasted over being called a non practicing lawyer cemented it.

Dear John was where I went from not caring about him anymore to active hostility. I wish Kino Casino had just put clips from that in front of TenNapel and asked him to defend that behavior. I'm sure he would have, but it's so vile that any attempt at excusing it automatically makes the sweepers look terrible.

"IT TOOK ALL MY OLD LADY PORN AWAY! Now all I have is my boring destroyed wife!" View attachment 6090803
I personally think Nick's also super pissed about Balldo 's Gate and the MANdy reveal. I'm pretty sure that greatly accelerated his decline
It sure seemed like he was setting up MANdy to be his proto April with the "I'd fuck the shit out of you" drunkfession. Finding out the woman he'd been chasing for so long was a man had to be a massive blow to the image he had that he was this hotshot celeb who had sexy 20 something mechanic girls desperate for his whiskey dick.
 
you're like every cancel mob feminine aggressor that wishes middle aged men suicide
I'm sorry. Are you not familiar with Nick Rekieta? He is a man who has monetized other people's suffering on their worst day. A man so selfish he destroyed the lives of his family to pursue hedonistic pleasures.

Whatever negative consequences his action reap, I call that fair trade dude.
at some point the vitriol cast at strangers is being virtue - you wish 5 children's father misery
Have you seen the police reports? His kids were already pretty miserable. Not being fed. Wearing dirty clothes that smelled. Living in a drug den with four dangerous, violent drug addicts.

Literal dog shit on the floor.
What's more disturbing is the people he does consider cool. People like Mint and Riley. He's said they are a lovely "fun" couple, and he envies their lifestyle.

Think about that for a moment.
Looks like he has already made his relationship with his wife just like Mint and Riley. Minus the onlyfans.
 
Looks like he has already made his relationship with his wife just like Mint and Riley. Minus the onlyfans.
Instead of peeing on Kayla for profit, he grifted off disparaging her body. He Substituted physical denigration with emotional, and OnlyFans with YouTube. And in both cases, there is one e-daddy Nick and Riley seek approval from.

Nick being the equivalent of a crackbaby retard really helps explain how he let things get to this point.
 
I'm sorry. Are you not familiar with Nick Rekieta? He is a man who has monetized other people's suffering on their worst day. A man so selfish he destroyed the lives of his family to pursue hedonistic pleasures. Whatever negative consequences his action reap, I call that fair trade dude.
would you rather Rekieta become a better father to his 5 children or be on the streets fellating homeless people for crack and hotdogs?
 
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New Studio Time bois!
 
As you can imagine, [her] family (especially Daddy Vickers) were not very happy about it, and some evidence pointed toward Ralph as the leaker (because it was not FAITH).
As a slight correction, Ethan was unequivocally the leaker of the Faith tape from the start. This fact would have been instantly clear to Nick from the outset even without being told.

Unlike most of the revenge content Ethan has leaked over the years, including photos of Xander Vickers and the far later 'alleged' revenge porn photo of Amanda Morris (yes, Ethan Oliver Ralph has 'allegedly' posted revenge porn of Amanda too, and this was from Mexico where it is a federal offense), the Faith tape was not anonymously laundered through /cow/ but rather directly posted by Ethan with his own personal Instagram account, under his own name, in a DM.
Specifically, Ethan was very triggered that Faith's ex Chris "ahalfwaycrook" Kerr was claiming that Ethan had never had sex with Faith. To prove that he had in fact done so, Ethan decided to own Kerr by (illegally) sending him the infamous Gunt Tape...except he knowingly did this while Kerr himself was livestreaming, so the link to the tape got out to Kiwi Farms users and caused this site's infamous corn harvest.

The rest is accurate - Nick spoke to Ethan behind the scenes, did a bit of milquetoast public sweeping for him, and only much later did he finally disavow the Gunt...only to slip so far into degeneracy he somehow reavowed him after everything he's done, up to and including domestic violence.
 
I have a lot of respect for that decision, for a number of reasons, but I especially respect not using it as an opportunity to get attention and revenge. I'm sure it would be tempting to correct the record on the things he said, but ultimately I think nobody needs to know exactly what details are true. The fact that Nick made such a malicious rant toward someone that he himself described as troubled/down on their luck, says all that really matters.

It is also a core tenet of the site: Don't tip the cow.

1. It gives them ammunition to say that the site is bad
2. It is a lot funnier to see them sperg out about people they can do no harm to nor identify.

Unfortunately some of the detractors are known to Nick and identifiable, and we have seen how disgusting he has been 'literally sub-human' (to borrow a phrase from Balldo) to them in public and private.

Am I correct in thinking that Riley and Mint Salad stayed with the Rekieta's during the debut of Nick's stand-up act? I seem to remember that Riley's supposed presence at the Rekieta's Comedy act was explained as Nick was paying Riley to be the videographer? If so, the whole thing now takes on a much more degenerate and dark arc, if so.
Riley and Mint were there. When Nick was spiraling on stage and asking if anyone else texted people from the shower, Riley's hand was the only one to go up (He was cut off by Aaron right afterwards)

They were also in Nashville and Riley filmed his live show there shortly before. I think that was September 2023, the comedy show was October.

He also admits hanging out with Riley and Mint at The Dick Show/WATP live show in Philly in April 2023. This was the show where he was too fucked up to understand he was supposed to leave the stage after completing his brief guest spot. He also had tons of jaw movements throughout - this was the first video I had watched of Nick where it looked to me like he was on coke.

Before and after the show, he said on LOCALS that he had people there who he paid to record and would be processing the video for him to post.

This was later confirmed to be Mint and Riley. There was some contemporary discussion ITT in late October 2023 to early November about it, if anyone wants to hunt for the receipts.


It is NOT a NEW STUDIO! It is a studio with a NEW LOOK, so TECHNICALLY a New Studio, but not the way my detractors say because they are always WRONG, and I play 4-D CHESS word games!

--Nick, probably.

ETA:


Nick in LOCALS:

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'...[G]rab some things.' LIKE COCAINE!

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JOKES! SO FUNNY!

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