Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%
  • Total voters
    353
It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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gang weeder said:
I dunno, Dick hasn't exactly shown himself to be the smartest guy around either. From what I can tell he completely shit all over and alienated his audience, which was formerly quite large and loyal, and ruined his e-celeb support base for no apparent reason.
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I'd never really paid any attention to Dick until very recently. Never watched his show with Maddox. Had no idea what the lawsuit was about or why they were at each other's throats.

Then just tonight, on @Null's recommendation, I started watching Maddox's video about the guy. He seems like the scum of the earth. Fuck, they all seem like the scum of the earth. Why anyone would care about any of them is utterly mystifying to me.
 
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gang weeder said:
Dick is similar to Ralph and Rekieta in that he just sort of lucked into getting huge amounts of money and clout for very little, and it all promptly went to his head. He makes kneejerk decisions based on ego and then never backs down from them. He's just a little better at not publicly melting down the way that Ralph and Rekieta do, but given those are like two of the top all-time lolcows, that's hardly saying much.
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The comical irony is that Dick and Nick both owe a shitload to Maddox. Dude is a NY Times best seller. He had career options. He could’ve easily come out on top on any number of occasions. Then Dick would still the walking porn-stache from Dr. Phil. But nooo. He had to go and team up with someone cut from the same cloth then somehow be surprised to realize the guy is a bottom feeder. Though Dick would probably never admit it, he still owed Maddox after the rift. Back when the Dick Show had a YouTube channel, the only videos that got any reasonable amount of traffic were anything mocking Maddox. Everything else, no one gave a shit about. So, most people never cared about Dick. It was just fun to make fun of Maddox. Dax and Maddox should get married.

As for Rekieta. Where would he be without the lolsuit? If Maddox had any semblance of long game, he would’ve never filed that stupid thing, bided his time, and come out in a better position. Instead, he decided to give Nick a career. Nick should officiate Dick and Maddox’s wedding. He should also help consummate their marriage.

Nowadays, Nick is a drugged up cuck, Dick diddles or some shit, and Maddox is keeping the Annoying Orange torch shining bright… Jesus, these guys really embodied the self parody archetype.
 
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Harm said:
Nigga needed multiple weeks to vacuum the carpet and hang a new painting.
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Do you know how hard it is to get crusty jizz out of the carpet?
200MB said:
It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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and some kind of barrel. I thought we were taking out alcohol as a theme?
Our boi looks like he's sweating or he got some sun (doubt)
 
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Swole McPole said:
I'd never really paid any attention to Dick until very recently. Never watched his show with Maddox. Had no idea what the lawsuit was about or why they were at each other's throats.

Then just tonight, on @Null's recommendation, I started watching Maddox's video about the guy. He seems like the scum of the earth. Fuck, they all seem like the scum of the earth. Why anyone would care about any of them is utterly mystifying to me.
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I used to be a fan of Maddox, pre-Alphabet of Manliness. AoM was the first significant fracture in my opinion of him because god’s sake was that a cringe book. I never kept up with him when he started collaborating with Dick. Never heard their podcast or anything. Growing up seemed like more fun. Like you, I returned in the aftermath and I’m still piecing things together… Bunch of names I still don’t know. I’m honestly kinda glad to see Dax has become a lolcow himself. That guy always gave me the creepiest rapey kind of vibes. If Maddox weren’t such an idiot, I imagine people would’ve seen that a lot sooner.
 
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