Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pedophobe]

I'm wondering when did it occur to Kayla what a terrible idea this all was, and the likelihood of her losing her husband, or was there a plan to find an Aaron replacement?

@Fapcop sounds like there's an, uh, opening for you

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

With the wife swapping, did Rekieta ever fuck Kayla again after he started fucking April and before Aaron was banished?

What was going on with the 3 of them after Aaron's banishment, were they having threesomes, or did Kayla spend her days and nights watching Star Trek, whilst April and Nick were fucking?

Once they swapped partners, was there a plan in place to swap back?

I'm wondering when did it occur to Kayla what a terrible idea this all was, and the likelihood of her losing her husband, or was there a plan to find an Aaron replacement?

I haven't seen the above points discussed, so if people could fill in the knowledge gaps I have, that would be great.

Nick raged at Aaron for “abandoning” Kayla. This reads to me that Nick was upset he now had to deal with Kayla instead of just focusing on his new whore. Aaron had occupied Kayla’s time and acted as an emotional support which freed up Nick.

I’m sure it made Nick’s life way more complicated to have to juggle two crazy coked out women. He was mad that Aaron bailed on the wife swamping arrangement leaving Nick to deal with his own wife.

I’m sure all the cocaine made Nick and his two wives and five kids a real life sitcom until the cops busted down the door.

 

[polar bear]

The bottles painting is still there!
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Gross coom chair with towel.
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The door with dual tchotchke towers. There's just so much worthless clutter in this room, so much pointless consumerism, so much money that could have been better spent FEEDING YOUR KIDS.
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This is so fucking funny in context of that 'driving my rustang in circles' stream he did previously:

"Before I didn't have time cause i was busy, like, with life. Now i don't have time is more of a... philosophical, I don't have time to engage in this shit. I don't have the attention span, the bandwith, emotional reservoir, or anything like that, hang on" *VROOOOOOOOOOM*

Nick, you were busy hoovering your crusty floor. Or more likely, you got April, Kayla or some underpaid illegal immigrant to clean it.
You ain't this man you want to be seen as. You ain't building mansions, living the big daddy pimp lifestyle, owning a big yacht and getting helicopter rides to wild parties with hot chicks, where you're the center of attention.
You drive in circles in Minnesota in an overpriced car, looking like the most insecure old fart ever, and you got your floor cleaned so that your locals retards give you a pat on the back. VROOM VROOM is the sound your hoover makes.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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This is a major improvement given the fact it was like 3+ years prior he had them still on the fucking ground.
Which I bet several still are including the liquor one.

The bottles painting is still there!

LOL yup. Lazy fuck couldn't even move it out of the room.

Man his new haircut really accentuates everything awful about his looks. Is he gonna show up to court like that?

 

[Stupor Mario]

This is so fucking funny in context of that 'driving my rustang in circles' stream he did previously

Nick trying to philosophize in his rustang is the greatest thing ever. I wish he would make one of these videos every day.

We've compared Nick to so many other people, but this clip is so Hasan Piker. Brofessor Rekieta trying to look cool while rambling about "deep thoughts" and complaining about his social battery being drained.

 

[Strangolapreti]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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We live in a SOCIETY!

 

[Not Even Twice]

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

Seems like he's always had a thing for the nazi gay Beaker look.
With the severity of his comb-over these days he probably thinks it's his last chance to go for that look

 

[WayTooSleepy]

Not a trial... at the moment???

 

[Vibralldo]

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He knows the release of the bodycam footage is nigh, so he's trying to make preemptive excuses to lessen the impact seeing his filthy house will have on his simps.

 

[CoomerTine]

Didn’t Nick claim he was moving into a new studio? This tour was taken in the same damn room he just moved everything around

 

[Kulee Baba]

Nick trying to philosophize in his rustang is the greatest thing ever. I wish he would make one of these videos every day.

We've compared Nick to so many other people, but this clip is so Hasan Piker. Brofessor Rekieta trying to look cool while rambling about "deep thoughts" and complaining about his social battery being drained.

Since we’re talking Mustangs I thought they were cool cars growing up, if I were seriously minted I’d love to be a douchebag who had a restored classic Stang in my garage, or any treasured Muscle Car really.

Anyway a few years back one of my coworkers bought a new Mustang, I was just like whatever, my manager mentions it to me and I say it‘s an alright looking car. She then laughs and says “Mustangs are for fags.” and I snickered.

I think she was 100% right though seeing Nick got one.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I actually don't think that haircut was done by a barber. He probably got Kayla or April to do it so he wouldn't have to leave the Lair. "Here's an electric razor, how hard can it be?" There's no way he paid for that.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So, Nick knows he's done with the lawtube side of things and he's moving into the direction of the manosphere? Well, the dude is definitely as degenerate as Jack "Murphy" (((Goldman))) so I can definitely see him trying to become a grifter(or a bigger one than he was before)

He knows the release of the bodycam footage is nigh, so he's trying to make preemptive excuses to lessen the impact seeing his filthy house will have on his simps.

That would make two wearers of the cursed medallion with a filthy house and malnourished, abused individuals...hmm

 

[Sharpeteer]

so does the sex cult officially restart now?

Nick's current unironic fans in his Locals already come off as a cult. Their denial of reality is seriously impressive. It gives me cult vibes. It takes them months to learn what takes people here minutes.

It's not simply being ignorant to the information, as they have direct access to him via Locals chat (when he's there), and they see the same streams everyone here does.

Nick's fans are a cult, his "friends" are horrible victim-blaming enablers, and Barnes is a retarded political zealot who cannot be critical of anyone on "his side."

Gross coom chair with towel.

But there's still a gross towel on it.

We have to be fair here - if you knew April was going to be sitting on a chair in your home, wouldn't you want a towel, paper towels, plastic wrap or something to cover and protect it? Better than throwing out a perfectly good chair.

Man his new haircut really accentuates everything awful about his looks. Is he gonna show up to court like that?

Look at his track record - I would be impressed if he showed up at all.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

So, Nick knows he's done with the lawtube side of things and he's moving into the direction of the manosphere? Well, the dude is definitely as degenerate as Jack "Murphy" (((Goldman))) so I can definitely see him trying to become a grifter(or a bigger one than he was before)

That would make two wearers of the cursed medallion with a filthy house and malnourished, abused individuals...hmm

He'd have to go into a totally different sphere like John Murphy Goldman now does healthcare scams. Nobody who gets grifted by Manosphere types is gonna go for a faggy looking twig who abandoned being a father and husband so he could be drunk and snort coke all day with some whorish-looking woman he penetrates with a testicular torture device.

I wonder what sort of scams Nick could actually do these days now that his brain has so many holes in it from the booze and drugs.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I wonder what sort of scams Nick could actually do these days now that his brain has so many holes in it from the booze and drugs.

Door to Casa El Gunto is always open.
NICK, TAKE THAT VACATION DOWN IN MEXICO THAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED AND OWN THE ALOGS! THESE BASEMENT DWELLERS WOULD BE SO JEALOUS THAT YOU GET TO DRIVE AROUND IN YOUR MUSTANG WHEREVER YOU WANT AND FUCK BITCHES WHENEVER YOU WANT! STREAM THE WHOLE THING AND MAKE SOME GOOD MONEY OFF OF IT, KING!

Let's be real tho, just because he will never be a good manosphere grifter doesn't mean he won't try. If nothing else, he has that cult of his that will go along with whatever he wants and Lawtube will praise him for how BASED, REDPILLED and TRAD he is now that he got a haircut and started wearing a buttoned up shirt!

 

[Pedophobe]

"Before I didn't have time cause i was busy, like, with life. Now i don't have time is more of a... philosophical, I don't have time to engage in this shit. I don't have the attention span, the bandwith, emotional reservoir, or anything like that, hang on" *VROOOOOOOOOOM*

Dude sounds depressed but in denial. Plenty of free time but no spoons to do anything with it + wouldn't it be WEIRD and FUNNY if I died right now are classic symptoms of realizing 40+ years of effort trying to make everyone respect you were all for nothing.

 

[daffodils]

Locals is alive with the sound of coping:

Spoiler

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Since we’re talking Mustangs I thought they were cool cars growing up, if I were seriously minted I’d love to be a douchebag who had a restored classic Stang in my garage, or any treasured Muscle Car really.

Anyway a few years back one of my coworkers bought a new Mustang, I was just like whatever, my manager mentions it to me and I say it‘s an alright looking car. She then laughs and says “Mustangs are for fags.” and I snickered.

I think she was 100% right though seeing Nick got one.

I had a new one when the new body style came out. '15 Manual GT. Shittiest damn manual transmission I ever used in my life. Ford, in their infinite dumbshittery, put a cheap chinese-made Getrag in their flagship sport car... while GM and Chrysler put the same Tremec in theirs.
Being younger and stupider I thought it would help break the ice with girls. Only comments I ever got from it were old dudes working at gas stations who said they had one in the 80's or underage girls in drivethru's. One girl was like "I like your car... a loooott..." to which I replied "thanks me too" and gtfo before the cops showed up.
It being the first generation with IRS I do miss the handling of it and the sound of the V8... that's about it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I wonder what sort of scams Nick could actually do these days

He could always go back to selling cheap chink tiny chainsaws that can't cut through anything or gold bonds instead of actual gold.