Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[BIG_BRAD]

So Dick Masterson has finally addressed the JJQ on his podcast.

(2:51:12)

He has confirmed that it is in fact real, and NOT gay. He is urging everyone to read the full texts to clarify how not gay it is. So once again, here are the full messages. Please stop calling Dick Masterson gay

 

[Rotollo 2]

So Dick Masterson has finally addressed the JJQ on his podcast.

(2:51:12)

He has confirmed that it is in fact real, and NOT gay. He is urging everyone to read the full texts to clarify how not gay it is. So once again, here are the full messages. Please stop calling Dick Masterson gay

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"guys read the longs in context, I won't do it on the show because it will embarrass me but please do it on you're own"
man, juju is so lazy he's having his fans make their own copes

 

[Grunka Lunka]

https://x.com/chippel/status/1802060597359718435

https://archive.ph/BqNBx

 

[FieldPiece]

Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow. He's a talented man in that he is able to come off as somehow worse than Rekeita or Onision. I've been cowgazing at Onision before the farms were even a thing and it's legitimately surprising how detestable Dax Herrera the midget who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow is.

Everything juju touches turns to shit, he doesn't even need the sonichu curse, in fact I have a theory the sonichu curse doesn't exist, it's actually BAD JUJU THE COW. Digibro? Trooned out homeless wreck. Ralph? Tin shack in Mexico braindead off Xanax and booze. Mint Salad? Whored out retard getting pissed on for pennies. Mumkey Jones? Burned down his entire career for an ugly pedophile girl. Peach Saliva? Shortly after she got introduced Super Best Friends imploded.

Dax "probably a pedophile and sex trafficker" Herrera is the avatar of the lolcow curse.

 

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And only 645 votes for 2023's #1. Wow. It's really something how his Patreon doesn't reflect the same kind of dropoff.

That's inertia. If someone got Patreon to disable his account, even temporarily, a huge number of those people won't resub.

See also: Twitch subs. Eating a 3 day suspension is 10% of your income. A week is 25%. A month is 100%. They have to all come back in and manually re-sub if their renewal date would have hit when the streamer was suspended.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I get why y'all are doing the long ass Juju copy pasta, but I've got to say, it's making it real fucking annoying to read your posts.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

what could be a good weekend project.

Still waiting on your thread proving if that one account Null accused of being May was in fact Pantsu and why Null was so sure of it? it couldn't entirely be that it was the only account mocking the Vickers family could it?

a nice white woman from Nebraska

those notorious Nebraska jews!,

dax herrera hangs around so many self-admitted pedophiles willingly that it calls into question his character

every time i watch the PPP vs Dick episode it always shocks me how no one cared about Dick being close enough to Zoom to not only have his contact info but being able to demand Nick bring him on, knowing his pedo friend would help him in his time of need

. Prison commissary-ass meal lmao

now you know where Faith learned her California style of cooking

Are Daxonomics down so bad that of all things he has to flex a walmart steak?

thats argubly the biggest evidence that the Patreon is bullshit, Dax is a guy clearing 200k but he only goes on vacation either to mexico or burning man, his only major purchases the past decade have been his house and truck, and he doesn't seem like he has any major vice like DSP that he could be spending all his money towards. beyond all that we know from Stavybaby, another Patreon-rich comedian, that you can buy your way into becoming a minor star if you have the money, so why is Dax living like a guy that manages a Burger King?

even the steak, he should have enough money, especially between him and his common law wife to have been buying organic this entire time

Beyond that why does he look so bad? he doesn't have to do anything besides the show he records on a sunday, he could be at the gym during the work week and planning

 

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https://backedby.com/

https://x.com/backedbyapp?s=09

Is this not Dax's rebranded NP2? I recall him going hard to promo "backed.by" and it once had obvious connection to him all over social media. Can't find any of that now. Maybe he sold it, or just purged his name from it. I imagine this could be part of the explanation as to his inexplicable patreon.

That art is very blatantly "HaHaSilly Comics," an edgelord stonetoss wannabee from a few years back. It wouldn't surprise me at all if other people were trying to recreate NP2, since it was so easy to do even a Dax can do it. If HHSC was smart enough to completely drop the edgleord shit (to wit: They went completely DFE years ago) and make something that the normies won't immediately flinch away from, they might get away with it. "BackedBy" is infinitely better than "Hatereon."

didn't seem tarded to me, seemed like a very typical reaction to long term domestic abuse

to be clear: she's below average intelligence. the colloquial use of the word retarded is appropriate. she's absolutely not sufficeintly cognitively impaired for the authorities to get involved.

Yeah about that

https://archive.ph/wip/3mSHl

Dax is having a sad cause the mean ol' gubberment took away his pet retard girl, apparently. Any news on that?

 

[LordBasilisk]

That’s gonna be pretty tough with Nick rekietas behavior this year.
theres a decent chance bossmanjack ODs on crack, Chris Chan does something retarded.

Chris is lolcow of the year every year. No contest, come on now.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow. He's a talented man in that he is able to come off as somehow worse than Rekeita or Onision. I've been cowgazing at Onision before the farms were even a thing and it's legitimately surprising how detestable Dax Herrera the midget who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow is.

Everything juju touches turns to shit, he doesn't even need the sonichu curse, in fact I have a theory the sonichu curse doesn't exist, it's actually BAD JUJU THE COW. Digibro? Trooned out homeless wreck. Ralph? Tin shack in Mexico braindead off Xanax and booze. Mint Salad? Whored out retard getting pissed on for pennies. Mumkey Jones? Burned down his entire career for an ugly pedophile girl. Peach Saliva? Shortly after she got introduced Super Best Friends imploded.

Dax "probably a pedophile and sex trafficker" Herrera is the avatar of the lolcow curse.

To add to the list of people who have been hit with Bad Juju; Null - Can’t escape the Balkans and marry a BBW.

That art is very blatantly "HaHaSilly Comics," an edgelord stonetoss wannabee from a few years back. It wouldn't surprise me at all if other people were trying to recreate NP2, since it was so easy to do even a Dax can do it.


Yeah about that

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https://archive.ph/wip/3mSHl

Dax is having a sad cause the mean ol' gubberment took away his pet retard girl, apparently. Any news on that?

Mint hasn’t pulled a Linda Kasabian on the Family.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Dax is having a sad cause the mean ol' gubberment took away his pet retard girl, apparently. Any news on that?

Don't pretend you actually care, Dickless. You have shown a consistent pattern of caring about nothing but yourself, you feckless pseudohuman.
Seriously, out of the current crop of cows Diddlin' Dickless and his Posse of Pedophiles is the one that makes me most MATI.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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She / whoever controls her Xitter is trying to play a "I'm just pretending to be a literal pants-shitting retard" card.

“I was only pretending”

 

[MeltyTW]

didn't seem tarded to me, seemed like a very typical reaction to long term domestic abuse

to be clear: she's below average intelligence. the colloquial use of the word retarded is appropriate. she's absolutely not sufficeintly cognitively impaired for the authorities to get involved.

If she's not I'd say the systems classification is flawed. I dont see how not being able to handle that small inconvenience is a domestic abuse thing

Dax is having a sad cause the mean ol' gubberment took away his pet retard girl, apparently. Any news on that?

Lmfao so I was right

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

What politics does Dick even believe in. Hes part of the sektor which is right wing he wants to do business with left wing Hollywood and hes anti anti woke. Nothing about him makes sense

 

[Popper Whiting]

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This full on made me laugh. These fucks are so far gone with a complete lack of awareness that is both horrifying and hilarious.

Dax is having a sad cause the mean ol' gubberment took away his pet retard girl, apparently. Any news on that?

He's having a sad because he isn't feeling in control. He says he's all for any attention, but that is because he believes he can control the narrative, now that he can't and people see him for what he is, he's throwing a week long tantrum.

The best part is he was warned by @Null years ago about this very thing and what is happening now isn't going to end. This dumb fuck was told directly what he needed to do to avoid this very problem happening and instead of changing course, he stamped on the peddle and accelerated.

 

[Kheapathic]

What politics does Dick even believe in. Hes part of the sektor which is right wing he wants to do business with left wing Hollywood and hes anti anti woke. Nothing about him makes sense

The same politics that most California liberals believe; "Fuck you, I got mine." All that progressive liberal shit is just a means to control the masses; but there's a reason they say Hollywood is full of fags and whores, they'll do whatever to get their bag sis. So he'll put a few knives in people's backs, say a lot of dumb shit to attract attention, maybe even suck some dick to get a part; but at the end of the day, his politics are how to get Dax Herrera's wallet fat and his dick wet. I don't think he was ever into wrestling, and as smarmy and annoying as Eric Bischoff was at the time, he wasn't wrong when he said "Controversy creates cash." Cause a scene, get eyes on you, then capitalize on it; problem being, I don't think Dax has the ability to discern what sort of controversy is strong enough to capitalize on without making yourself look like a completely reprehensible reprobate.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://x.com/realmelcolmx/status/1802210224482521292

 

[genericwhitemale]

So Dick Masterson has finally addressed the JJQ on his podcast.

(2:51:12)

He has confirmed that it is in fact real, and NOT gay. He is urging everyone to read the full texts to clarify how not gay it is. So once again, here are the full messages. Please stop calling Dick Masterson gay

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Lmao, his defence really is going to be "it's called getting pussy"

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I just remembered something that the Mint situation reminded me of.
Andrew Tate once called into the show and described in great detail how he trafficked women and Dick was eating it up.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Cokieta became gay to get a woman.
Daxipad got women to become gay.