Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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Sugriva said:
The stake money is just so he can use the site for free . It's not supposed to be an actual income. His actual income should be coming from kick subs, but Austin is retarded
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A significant portion of it is supposed to be actual income, it is for 99.9% of gambling streamers who aren't crackhead addicts.

Even if you wager 48000 bucks a week on games with cca 95% RTP (with a bankroll of 14k), at the end of the week you'll end up with 11600 on average, so the 'costs of doing business' was less than 20% of the sponsorship money. If you aren't betting 50% of your net worth on coin flips you can make 14000 last a week on slots or whatever, and whatever is left at the end of it you can safely withdraw, sometimes you'll even be up, Stake doesn't give a fuck.
 
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Sugriva said:
The stake money is just so he can use the site for free . It's not supposed to be an actual income. His actual income should be coming from kick subs, but Austin is retarded
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Being given 14k a week, even if most of it is for gambling, is far more of a consistent income than streaming on Evil Eddie's website. You see this with any other gambling streamer that's not an addict: They take the money, spin the wheel for a bit, end the stream, don't gamble off-stream, start another stream, and rinse and repeat in a way that they have a little bit of that juice left+the juice from the subs and superchats. This is the MO of every gambling streamer except for Bossman, that's why he has almost 80 new pages per month here and they don't
 
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He just lost it all, fuck his LIFE, he needs help, etc. He should go the route of Onlyusemeblade and IRL stream in casinos.
 
Yankee Bastard said:
He's been to rehab several times and leaves because YOU CAN'T FORCE SOMEONE INTO REHAB. The only person that can fix an addiction is the addict.
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Maybe we should bring back lobotomies.
Or do a clockwork orange shit and make him puke and feel pain at seeing gambling related stuff.
 
AN/ALR56 said:
Maybe we should bring back lobotomies.
Or do a clockwork orange shit and make him puke and feel pain at seeing gambling related stuff.
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fuck that, just put him in a cell with a gamba machine with a monitor that's bullproof glass and a steel keyboard.

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Livestream that to YouTube and the Virginia state DoC can double its revenue.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
Maybe we should bring back lobotomies.
Or do a clockwork orange shit and make him puke and feel pain at seeing gambling related stuff.
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That would work as a semi-preventive measure, and altough I agree that addicts should be put into rehab, Bossman is a special case, because let's think about it for a moment. Bossman kicks the crack, kics the roulette, kicks streaming altogether, and what does he have? He's almost in his 30s, he has a criminal record, he has almost no education, he has no connections besides his elderly parents, he doesn't even have his own apartment. Bossman has literally nothing going for him, and his past antics have put shown him to be an irresponsible criminal that lacks all discipline and sense of self, he has almost no room to improve except by doing what he does bar the breaking of doors and doing drugs.
 
Yankee Bastard said:
He's been to rehab several times and leaves because YOU CAN'T FORCE SOMEONE INTO REHAB.
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Actually, you can, but we stopped doing it because it was "inhumane". We used to throw lunatics into mental asylums and the streets were (mostly) peaceful. As much as what was done in those places was pretty fucked, I think modern life is slowly warming people up to the idea of "This is a prison but for crazy people instead of criminals" again.

Until then though, we get to watch and laugh and feel very fortunate that tards like BMJ don't live beside us.
 
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Yankee Bastard said:
He's been to rehab several times and leaves because YOU CAN'T FORCE SOMEONE INTO REHAB. The only person that can fix an addiction is the addict.
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Yeah the most they can do is give someone a sentence that includes must get drug and alcohol evaluated and complete all recommended treatment or go to jail. That would require Bossman getting jammed up first though
 
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Oligarca Caballero said:
How has this guy not gone bankrupt yet? I really don't know how all these online casinoes allow themselves to get sponsored by him, if I was watching his streams the last thing I would think about is gambling my life savings away.
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I mean bossman is absolutely bankrupt in terms of how completely fucking broke he is, but the thing with the sponsorships is easy. Gamblers have broken, fucked up brains. When they see some retard like bossman lose big on a game they don't think "oh wow look how big of a scam gambling is", they think "man if I was playing I would have won". Then they see him win big and get jealous and it makes them want to play.
 
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Oligarca Caballero said:
How has this guy not gone bankrupt yet? I really don't know how all these online casinoes allow themselves to get sponsored by him, if I was watching his streams the last thing I would think about is gambling my life savings away.
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Read the thread or at the least OP. Holy shit.
 
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Oligarca Caballero said:
How has this guy not gone bankrupt yet? I really don't know how all these online casinoes allow themselves to get sponsored by him, if I was watching his streams the last thing I would think about is gambling my life savings away.
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He makes Stake.com more known. Most people that hear about Bossman just see a very pathetic man that got addicted to gambling due to being a wigger felon, and they thing "wow, I'm not a wigger felon, that won't happen to me". It's like how many cows and weens in the before days went after Chris, but instead of trying to feel better about who they are, they try to feel better about their ability to make good decisions
 
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AngryAboutInternets said:
I mean bossman is absolutely bankrupt in terms of how completely fucking broke he is, but the thing with the sponsorships is easy. Gamblers have broken, fucked up brains. When they see some retard like bossman lose big on a game they don't think "oh wow look how big of a scam gambling is", they think "man if I was playing I would have won". Then they see him win big and get jealous and it makes them want to play.
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Yeah, sad shit. I guess it's on the same level of degeneracy as the gooner porn addicts or terminal potheads, they are aware of their situation and know they are digging a hole but have found enjoyment in digging further.
 
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