Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Your Starter for 10]

Only a faggot nigger would settle with this fucking retard.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

There is an argument to be made about blood in the water regarding something like what the 10th did happening again, in the face of more lolsuits.

I'd say that's the strongest argument of all. Recall that Stabby already referenced the 10th Circuit appeal and imagine the sheer amount of pro se nonsense that'd land on Hardin's desk the moment this bullshit suit was successful (for some definition of success).

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Can you imagine Null putting a lien on Russ’s accounts at every whorehouse in Nevada?

I love to imagine Russ, in his sunday best, standing at the desk with gas station flowers and chocolates in hand ready to see his next "girlfriend" only to be told "It says card declined, the whole hooker fund has been seized to pay legal debts to Joshua Moon, and will get seized over and over and over again until you've paid back $50,000"

Just to remind of the last settlement offer from Russ that I remember:
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I can't imagine Russ accepting just 10k for a settlement.

I know arbitration is private, but doesn't Russ speaking out first make it no longer privileged so that @Null can talk about it too now?

 

[jerkstore]

Just to remind of the last settlement offer from Russ that I remember:
(FROM Document 76, Exhibit A):

I can't imagine Russ accepting just 10k for a settlement.

in fairness, he’s never actually been offered one without asking for it in situations he would never, ever get one. i believe he’s desperate enough for money that the dollar signs would outweigh everything else. a GUARANTEED 5 figures? you really think russell wouldn’t at least hesitate to accept?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Settling with Russ is more retarded than the 6th AND 4th amendment arguments.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

a GUARANTEED 5 figures? you really think russell wouldn’t at least hesitate to accept?

Yes, those poor girls ain't cheap my friend.
And he really hates us man. Really does. I can't see he accepting anything without the DELETE EVERYTHING 4EVER!

 

[Thomas Talus]

No, because it's only a matter of time before this case gets thrown out and Null awarded legal fees

I would be highly surprised if Null could get awarded legal fees.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I would be highly surprised if Null could get awarded legal fees.

Josh will be lucky if this case moves this century, legal fees are a fantasy

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How about this: Russ drops the lolsuit, and Null doesn't make Russ suffer financially.

 

[McMitch]

Josh will be lucky if this case moves this century, legal fees are a fantasy

It’s 30,000 years into the future. Greer v Moon and Kiwi Farms, a website is still in litigation, having relatively (i.e. in the last two-hundred years) entered discovery. Long after the origins of man or a website or a kiwi or even Chris Chan have faded into the dust of history, this last bastion of mankind’s past remain. This legal war is waged between a minor feudal house that claims descension from the titular Moon himself, and gholas of Russel Greer. In a strange tradition, the production of the gholas are not funded by any house or clan but by the court itself in some byzantine bid to extend the timeline of the case. Additionally, while the House Moon must strictly adhere to the rules under kanly, the Greer faction is given no such restriction and is allowed open and permissive action against the House Moon. Entire planets are devoted to the documentation and research of this case, though little information exists from before the Butleran Jihad. This last bastion of humanity’s past, preserved despite all reason, including from the Corrino Empire into the Atreides Empire, stands as a monument to humanity’s past incompetence and spite.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It’s 30,000 years into the future. Greer v Moon and Kiwi Farms, a website is still in litigation, having relatively (i.e. in the last two-hundred years) entered discovery. Long after the origins of man or a website or a kiwi or even Chris Chan have faded into the dust of history, this last bastion of mankind’s past remain. This legal war is waged between a minor feudal house that claims descension from the titular Moon himself, and gholas of Russel Greer. In a strange tradition, the production of the gholas are not funded by any house or clan but by the court itself in some byzantine bid to extend the timeline of the case. Additionally, while the House Moon must strictly adhere to the rules under kanly, the Greer faction is given no such restriction and is allowed open and permissive action against the House Moon. Entire planets are devoted to the documentation and research of this case, though little information exists from before the Butleran Jihad. This last bastion of humanity’s past, preserved despite all reason, including from the Corrino Empire into the Atreides Empire, stands as a monument to humanity’s past incompetence and spite.

They need to write a book the length of Dune if this case ever ends. Call it Event Horizon, the event horizon being the unreachable end point of this case

 

[Man In A Dress]

I think Null would rather kill himself than consider settling with Russel, despite all the stupid shit that has happened.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

You guys got the wrong distant future. This is definitely Lawhammer 40Gay territory.

Where the legions of the Whore-Russ Heresy betray the Moonperor by aligning with Gayos demons from the warp.

Will the Space Tards beat the Ultra-Kiwines and devolve the moonpire into gayos? You'll have to buy the next 450 novels/filings and 3 codexes/rulings to find out.

 

[geckogoy]

Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war (and Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 District of Utah)

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

Null should move for a dismissal on the grounds that requiring him to use a personal army to crowdfund his legal defense is akin to quartering troops in his house, and thus a violation of his 3rd amendment rights.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Null would rather kill himself than consider settling with Russel, despite all the stupid shit that has happened.

Seriously, though, let's face reality. If your option is to go forward with possible life-ruin or settle with a retard, especially if he ends up super desperate for money and would even agree with a stipulation that the settlement could never be used in a future lolsuit, and it costs less than it would cost to continue dragging it out, why not?

Even if it would give a ratfaced gimp a win. Who cares?

Approaching litigation as some white knight paladin shit is retarded. You do what's best for you.

I don't think that's the case in THIS case, but really, the good strategy is whatever nool and the guy he's actually paying to research and deep dive and do whatever he can to win? That's the guy he should listen to.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Seriously, though, let's face reality.

Approaching litigation as some white knight paladin shit is retarded. You do what's best for you.

You might be right that some kind of settlement should be considered. My point is that from Nulls perspective, settling despite knowing that this is bullshit must be infuriating to be him.
It seems to be a sunk cost fallacy situation, maybe. It's reasonable to expect that any moment now a Judge will realise that this is ridiculous and Greers case should be dismissed and yet there is no indication it's going to happen.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only settlement that works is removing the thread, which is unacceptable because every single cow will pro se his way into that. Any other settlement is pointless because Russ will pro se again.

 

[AnOminous]

The only settlement that works is removing the thread, which is unacceptable because every single cow will pro se his way into that. Any other settlement is pointless because Russ will pro se again.

Nool isn't going to do that dumb shit. This is litigation with a pathetic pervert lunatic. No sane settlement is even on the table.

 

[The Un-Clit]

There's not a chance in Hell Null will offer to settle with Russ, it would be with money he was gifted to fight for the farms with, not to give away to gimpy faced retards.

Not to mention the other reasons already noted: every single cow on the Farms would Pro-Se up and sue Josh for any and all bullshit reasons just hoping for another sympathetic judge or that Null will settle with them or remove their thread.

I'd sooner imagine House Moon and House Greer battling over the planet Arrakis as the Emperor Keffals XXXIV plots betrayal of the noble Moons or whatever was written above.