Why did the kiwi cross the road?

[Aljam]

Was it to alog the chicken on the other side?

 

[Harvey Danger]

To switch to the small-i internet on the other side.

 

[Moths]

to post feet in DMs on the other side

 

[Jason Wynn]

To get to 4210 Wolfetown Rd and fight that other kiwi. He’s been waiting almost half a decade now.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

To get away from @Omori Boy posting his HRT moobs in their DM’s.

 

[mannic]

To kill himself and be a laughing stock for weeks

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

To get to the other side. There's nobody on the road. They're nocturnal...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

 

[Omori Boy]

To get away from @Omori Boy posting his HRT moobs in their DM’s.

That's not even funny. Here I'll do one:
"Because Omori Boy was working the corner"

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

That's not even funny. Here I'll do one:
"Because Omori Boy was working the corner"

What makes it even funnier is that you're so dumb that you said his joke wasn't funny then went and made the same joke.

"to get away from Omori boy".
Lul

 

[Astro Loafo]

To sneed on the other side

 

[Omori Boy]

What makes it even funnier is that you're so dumb that you said his joke wasn't funny then went and made the same joke.

"to get away from Omori boy".
Lul

Yes, I made the same joke, but it made a little bit of sense.