Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[sharp lint]

This mother fucker's brain cells are so fried from gamba that he can't even remember or muster enough will power to save $100 for his crack

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

bossman was feeling pretty good he got juiced $250, crackman called, went down to $90 running slots, was losing it all on coinflip, went up to $450, went down to $50, got juiced again, went down again, THEN THAT PUSSY SQUIRTED JUICED AGAIN AND WENT UP TO A BAND, now he's done to $400 and sinking fast, WAIT THAT PUSSY SQUIRTED AGAIN $1400 BROSKIS, down again, SQUIRT, down again oh my god, YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh my GOD... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone and the crackman is coming over which bossman kinda forgot about in his coinflip haze, now he has nothing to pay crackman with

ofc chat is now feverishly sending him money so he can pay crackman

Here's the clip of the ending. His realization that he has no more crack money is amazing.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Austin gets a call from his crack dealer confirming the delivery, then proceeds to fumble the bag as he loses it all, is rejuiced $250, loses that and is juiced $1000. During the losses he said, but never did, call him back. This is the end of the stream. I think he's legit scared...

 

[Fruttasecca]

Austin gets a call from his crack dealer confirming the delivery, then proceeds to fumble the bag as he loses it all, is rejuiced $250, loses that and is juiced $1000. During the losses he said, but never did, call him back. This is the end of the stream. I think he's legit scared...
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foundfootage jack
You think the dealer knows he lost his deal?

 

[draggs]

bossman in a good mood in discord, he got that rock from derrick some kinda way

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

This guy is such a pathetic fuckin loser. How the hell do companies keep giving him money?

 

[CarlosDanger]

bossman in a good mood in discord, he got that rock from derrick some kinda way

It was probably like this.

 

[Not So Wise]

This guy is such a pathetic fuckin loser. How the hell do companies keep giving him money?

I like to imagine they KNOW he's a spectacle and people love watching him. Even if he does constantly lose it all, it's putting many eyes on their sites all the same (and that money is going right back to them anyways)

 

[KingElizabeth]

I think this guy's antics scare me more than any anti drug, anti gambling psa/story ever could. Watching it happening in real time is uncanny and visceral.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

This guy is such a pathetic fuckin loser. How the hell do companies keep giving him money?

To keep you and all the other loser tinydick RATS upset, that's why. 5 pack 4 unban

 

[Throng of Titans]

This guy is such a pathetic fuckin loser. How the hell do companies keep giving him money?

People like watching trainwrecks, and he inevitably gambles (and loses) every single penny he gets from them.

He's basically a free marketing tool for the gambling companies, and an easy income source for streaming services.

 

[baws man jack]

This guy is such a pathetic fuckin loser. How the hell do companies keep giving him money?

Because they always get their initial investment and then some back. literally a no lose situation for them. People who watch bmj and think no gambling isn't for me aren't who they're after.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Austin gets a call from his crack dealer confirming the delivery, then proceeds to fumble the bag as he loses it all, is rejuiced $250, loses that and is juiced $1000. During the losses he said, but never did, call him back. This is the end of the stream. I think he's legit scared...
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Gambling literally more addictive and life ruining than crack itself confirmed. Gacha niggers now having to come to terms with being mogged by crackheads in status.

 

[lurkingrat]

I'm here to fix the door

 

[Mister Stink]

Bossman applying blackface

 

[Terminal 128]

Serious violence and shit talking a twitch staff member. Clipping now

He lost his $35 juice and proceeded to break shit off camera.
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A Twitch staff member joined his chat and made a comment about fixing his door. This led to violence and reduced Bossman to tears. Twitch ban imminent?
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Shit like this is why I love lurking on the forum. What a ludicrous sequence of on-stream events. That violence is even happening because of a Twitch staff member joking about the door after he lost his money is crazy.

I'm actually feeling light-headed and my nose is congested because I was laughing so hard.

 

[Lokenstien]

The true meaning of the future is recreationally watching a crack addict lose thousands of dollars on a shitty 2D coin flip computer animation just after he called his dealer live on air. What glorious leaps for humanity.

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

Ratbros are we just hating for clout?

Also being a dick to people saying nice things. Damned if you're a rat, damned if you aren't

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Ratbros are we just hating for clout?

I'm just hating for AI generated song material at this point.

 

[Drama Fan]

Here's the clip of the ending. His realization that he has no more crack money is amazing.

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Coinflip bros, we're so fucking back