Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Ghostse]

California politicians should all be cooked in a giant pot. Lets have the most insane, cumbersome regulations of any state, but let a single company have control of the entire power grid! "government regulated monopoly" just means the shitty service you'd get from the government but at higher prices. The most californian thing ever is PG&E weaseling out of paying a giant court settlement to fire victims because they cheaped out on maintaining their infrastructure in order to turn billions in profit and then having the judgment set aside and lawmakers paying zero price politically from voters for this behavior.

My business necessarily needs to be basically right on the coast of California in order to function so thats why I'm here, but if I could live in another state at least part time to claim residency, I would. I am actually really repulsed by people who choose to live in this state in areas that have nothing to offer that they couldnt get elsewhere. There are entire cities full of people who should just be liquidated due to their subhuman intelligence level as evidenced by the fact that they live there.

The issue with California Politics is why anyone who wants to do away with the electoral college (as fucked as it is) needs to be taken for a helicopter ride and then shot.
They have a House of Reps and a Senate, but both are based solely on population - so the faggots in SF and limosine liberals in LA effectively control the state and can impose their will on everyone else with no need for input or buy-in.
They also implemented 12 year term limits which ensures only the most CURRENT YEAR opinions from those dens of faggotry rise to the political top, and the people in the capitol with the most political juice are clerks and lobbyists.

The other hilarious thing about PG&E is you can look at any of the few areas that told those faggots to go pound sand back in the day and they have rates 1/8th the rates of the rest of the state.

Also to avoid Cali residency, you need to live outside the state 7 months of the year.

tl;dr: Total Coastie Death

 

[black hole]

Years ago in the dick show reddit i remember masterson bragging he was the guy who never put personal photos in his office or shared anything about his personal life. He said maddox made himself vulnerable that way.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Don't you know Dax has more stage presence because he's flamboyant and yells a lot?!? Not to mention his luxurious mane and taut figure. I'll have you know his credits include playing a stage adaption of pinky pie and a starring role as pizza hut director.

And the Pizza Hut commercial is a pastiche of the ambiguously gay movie director.

 

[3MMA]

Dick does not seem to be having any fun.

What do you mean? He’s clearly having the time of his life, not constantly monitoring what everyone else is saying about him, nor desperate to word things in the perfect way so it’s obvious that he’s winning & having fun.

 

[Major]

I can clearly see the inspiration this guy provided for Nick Rekieta - drugs, sex, being a twat, etc.

Question is: why?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I am rather impressed that Dax, in his unending quest to have Eric July sue him because “lol Maddox 2.0”, didn’t consider there was another possible outcome.

 

[Bepis]

I can clearly see the inspiration this guy provided for Nick Rekieta - drugs, sex, being a twat, etc.

Question is: why?

We need to explore the Transformers connection, clearly.
>Nick is obsessed with a lost Transformer from his childhood
>Juju is obsessed with a lost Optimus Prime from his childhood

 

[Kheapathic]

We need to explore the Transformers connection, clearly.
>Nick is obsessed with a lost Transformer from his childhood
>Juju is obsessed with a lost Optimus Prime from his childhood

You tell me there's a historical record of Dax Herrera, AKA Dick Masterson, AKA Juju the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow; if you're telling me there's a record of him having a DSP / Wolverine tier freakout where he yells at his parents... my sides... they'll be in orbi.

 

[Bepis]

You tell me there's a historical record of Dax Herrera, AKA Dick Masterson, AKA Juju the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow; if you're telling me there's a record of him having a DSP / Wolverine tier freakout where he yells at his parents... my sides... they'll be in orbi.

It was quite some time ago, I think in the early days of The Dick Show. He told a story about throwing up or spilling something in the back seat of his dad's (new?) car, and talked about his dad tossing his Optimus Prime toy out with the mess. Track 6 from "The Dick Show Album" (released early 2018 so at least 6 years old) is about it. May have come up later on too but it was always played as a joke.
Archive link of album page

 

[Popper Whiting]

>Daxipad tells the world he's alpha because he had a threesome
>Our responses when we learn the details of the threesome.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I am rather impressed that Dax, in his unending quest to have Eric July sue him because “lol Maddox 2.0”, didn’t consider there was another possible outcome.
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If, 8 years after the lolsuit, an actually competent lawsuit alleging the heart of what Maddox was getting at succeeds, it will be poetic.


Maddax finally gets his comeuppance, and Maddox is objectively proven utterly inept.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Pretty length OP so far. Needs a little bit of tidying up and I think my biggest criticism is that the timeline of Maddox getting with a breaking up with Marie is off and she didn't cheat on him with Dax, but so far so good. At some point also, I think it's worth mentioning how his fans went after Jesse P.S. I have no love for Jesse and I think he's an attention whore who engaged in stupid behaviour while working under Maddox, but Dax continues to lie about the timeline and his fans.

Long ass post

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Opening of latest Dick Show has Masterson saying, “[Goldberg] was on that streak where he won every time.” Is Dax retarded enough to think there is any athletic prowess that decides who wins and that it’s not entirely scripted outcomes to produce a faggoty redneck soap opera? Wondering because there are people that deludedly think pro wrestling has contested results that are resolved from performances in the ring.

-edit Dick is in full throttle cope and seethe mode and it’s fucking hilarious. Mint is literal mongoloid cumsock. “Riley only slapped her on a livestream because they got a $100 super chat! Checkmate, incels!”

Bonus points for making a dig at Eric July and fatherlessness in the black community related to Father’s Day, while his swinging butt buddy, Nick Rekieta, literally can’t see his kids because they’ve been taken by CPS because Rekieta was a dysfunctional junkie failure of a parent. Meanwhile, you know who did get to celebrate Father’s Day with their kids? That wily nigger, Eric July. How does it feel, you dysfunctional, trailer trash white skinned niggers?

All of this within the first 10 minutes.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@AltisticRight
By the way this channel has the original 4 episodes of the Dr Phil House Dax was in in full (apart from the part the show cut out when that woman sued them).

 

[Desktop User2]

Totally blindsided by this person being an unfunny faggot

He was always a prodigy in poetry and lyricism it seems.
Bonus:

 

[AltisticRight]

Pretty length OP so far. Needs a little bit of tidying up and I think my biggest criticism is that the timeline of Maddox getting with a breaking up with Marie is off and she didn't cheat on him with Dax, but so far so good.

I did fix that part, are there any more inaccuracies?

The history between Marie and Dax is scattered across several different threads, I will keep it short.

1. Marie dated an Armenian comedian called George Ouzounian, known as Maddox. Dax looked up to Maddox as an OG Internet troll and funny personality.
2. Dax became an employee of Maddox. They did shows together, however, his shows were already on a downward spiral as his bit was no longer unique.
3. Maddox had the approval of Marie's mother. (keep reading)
4. At some point, the two broke apart. Marie broke up with Maddox, and then got shacked up with Dax. Dax paraded Marie around like some trophy you get in video games.
5. As a result, Maddox got upset and lashed out at Dax. It is easy to laugh about this and call it an emotional manbaby tantrum, but we are talking about real human interactions and relationships here.
6. Later, we will see that Dax acted in exactly the same way when he felt "betrayal". The two can't be more identical. Dax will even threaten the same litigious lawsuits to silence his critics. Arguably, Dax is worse.
7. Notably, Maddox said he would have asked Dax to be his best man in his wedding with Marie.
8. When Maddox hit on one of Dax's ex-girlfriends, Dax really hated that. They are the same person down to their histrionics. See below at 46:11

Seeing how Dax kept her around basically as a trophy to spite Maddox, I assumed the absolute worst of the couple.

Hell Hath no Fury like a frog drawer scorned.
>Beardguarding
CG hanger on simps are now stealing our culture. This is cultural appropriation!
What are they going to come up with next? Rippawashing? Niggershielding?

Sorry EVS, personal army denied. Now go back to drawing your fucking frogs. Maybe in year 2067 you'll finish the first issue.

 

[Kheapathic]

Opening of latest Dick Show has Masterson saying, “[Goldberg] was on that streak where he won every time.” Is Dax retarded enough to think there is any athletic prowess that decides who wins and that it’s not entirely scripted outcomes to produce a faggoty redneck soap opera? Wondering because there are people that deludedly think pro wrestling has contested results that are resolved from performances in the ring.

He really is fucking stuck in the past; for anyone who doesn't know, the Goldberg streak is from WCW back in the late 1990s. It was mostly unconventional as aside from going over 100 straight wins, the most memorable thing for me was taking a No Laughing Matter from Hugh Morris (big 300+ pound dude, does a fucking moonsault off the top rope) and still winning (wrasslin' rules say you shouldn't get up from your opponent's signature move). Only fucking retarded weirdos like me remember this shit, and even though I remember it, I'm not gonna try to hold it as something great. I mean fuck, Goldberg's signature move, The Spear, is a simple fucking football tackle, nothing unique or requires a shred of athleticism or acrobatics. He was a big burly dude on roids (like most professional wrestlers), his streak was just some retarded thing to push him. You're still stuck in your high-school years Prom King... oh wait, my apologies, Homecoming King... couldn't even make it to Prom, peaked at Homecoming.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Shit, I would always see posts on 4chan /co/ about this "Rippaverse" shit and how apparently OP wanted people to hate him because... reasons? It was never very clear. He would make insults but never really any points. I recently saw a thread about the recent drama and I thought "this is the most stupid shit I've never seen, what the fuck does this even have to do with /co/?" I had no idea it was a gay op by Dax and his ball-washers to astroturf support for their gay crusade against this nobody creator. What a bunch of stupid shit.

and I don't know why Dax thinks "He's a libertarian abut he CALLED THE COPS!" is some kind of great own. That's the normal reaction. If he were so ideologically brain-rotted that he wouldn't call the cops on a crazy person screaming outside, that'd be something to make fun of.

 

[Mankirk]

Have Dax and Christopher earned "Die Null" tags for their threads yet?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus prices in LA are ridiculous.
I've never seen the "Barbie Dream Mansion" before.
He paid 1.474 million for that? 1400 sq ft?
Thats fucking insane.
I'm not being funny but you can get 1500 sq ft and 100 acres for less than that, away from traffic, and niggers, and junkies and where you don't have to worry about neighbors or stepping in human shit.

Of course thats not in a fucking Commie shithole that taxes you out the ass.
LA prices are fucking insane.
Thats no mansion Dax.
To be fair to the guy its not a crack shack either.
Its just a fair sized nice looking house, LA prices are insane, if he was willing to live away from his dealers and easy access to underage prostitutes he could buy a fucking huge place with that money, an actual Barbie Dream Mansion, especially if he didn't care about much land with it.
I don't understand anyone who would pay that price to live in the biggest shithole in the US, with the smog and the niggers and spics.

No way would I pay half that for that house and no fucking land he's crazy.