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Overly Serious said:
That movie was pure gold dust and little of it had to do with Jack Black who played his perfunctory part in it. In amongst Tom Cruise's epically alpha producer, Robert Downey Jr.'s insanity, Matthew Mcconoaughy's perfect send-up of a Hollywood agent and obsession with Tivos... I mean if you ask me if I remember Jack Black tied to a tree and promising to suck someone's penis, yes - I do. But even the minor supporting rolls made me laugh more with their moments than anything he did. Steve Coogan's facial expression when he steps on a landmine, Danny McBride crying out "Mother nature just shit her pants!" at his explosives or Nick Nolte grumbling through his Vietnam Vet impersonation... Hell, the Vietnamese dude who stares down phone as Tom Cruise tells him to take three steps back and literally fuck his own ass cracks me up more than Jack Black, just from his facial expression.

Jack Black isn't funny, he's just loud. Like a round Jim Carey with less ability to actually act when called for.
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The only moment in which Jack Black made me laugh in Tropic Thunder was when he referred to his heroin as “jellybeans.” Other than that…yeah, pretty unremarkable.

Slight correction- Danny McBride’s line was “[…]pissed her pantsuit!!” and Cruise/Les Grossman told the Vietnamese guy to fuck his own face, not ass.


Sniperwoof said:
Every time Jack Black was funny in Tropic Thunder he was playing off of RDJ. He's really only funny when co starring in films with more talented actors when he's on his own you get stuff like the terminally unfunny Nacho Libre or Be Kind Rewind.
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Ehhhh, I thought Nacho Libre was really good. It’s like Napoleon Dynamite, where you don’t know wtf to think upon first viewing, but it gets funnier each subsequent time you watch, as moments that really make you laugh stand out more.

Be Kind Rewind, on the other hand, is pure cancer mixed with the same strain of AIDS that Black’s brother died from.
 
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tehpope said:
Is this real, shopped, or AI?

So someone grilled the dogs but not the burgers? WTF?
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It's a pure photo-op from chuck the fuck. He posted it with a tweet saying he's been an apartment dweller his whole life and this is essentially his first time grilling. Also note the glasses placed lenses down.
 
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The thing about Hollywood celebrities endorsements is that these are people paid to lie for a living, who if they give a "wrong" answer will never work in their field again. And will get rewarded for "right" answers.

Jack Black might like Biden, he might also be sucking dick because kung fu panda 4 did shit. Who cares what he thinks? Who the fuck was on the fence and that endorsement from Jack Black turned the tide? I want to learn about this person
 
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George Lucas said:
He lives in New York. I imagine he owns the apartment.
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Why own when you can rent for a dollar a month from one of the money laundering ops your employment benefits you? Bai'la de Israel would be a funny name id choose for something like that.

Pre-marked dogs imo, someone involved in the setup had his back there
 
Cornelius Pop said:
That seems like a dumb idea. Can a lolyer please explain the thought process? It makes a much stronger case in appeals than trying to have it thrown out in retrial.
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Could be the adage of "try every option you have"

Could be Biden throwing shit in his hotel room, beaning one of the Obama kids with a coke stained mirror. "How dare they fucking find ME guilty, I'm a Biden!" and demanding a new trial so the next time they know better.

Either way I kinda thought the idea here was that Biden gets found guilty on the nothingburgers and a sweetheart deal so they can claim to be tough on crime and hamstring Trump's ability to pardon anyone or go after Biden for worse. But it wouldn't be a Biden if he didn't fuck shit up.
 
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The Last Stand said:
He's thirstier than my Hillary Clinton days.
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Since you seem a bit reformed, what is it about people supporting obviously bad candidates so insanely? Hillary and Biden are so bad that anyone with 2 neurons should know better, but there is some sort of self-loathing I guess going on that they want to support utterly incompetent and/or flat out evil. I don't get it. I mean, I'll mildly support Trump, but I won't go out and simp for him much either.
 
mlanguishi said:
Since you seem a bit reformed, what is it about people supporting obviously bad candidates so insanely? Hillary and Biden are so bad that anyone with 2 neurons should know better, but there is some sort of self-loathing I guess going on that they want to support utterly incompetent and/or flat out evil. I don't get it. I mean, I'll mildly support Trump, but I won't go out and simp for him much either.
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Politics is red team vs. blue team. Of course, everybody hates Trump to where Biden is their personal lord and savior.

Speaking for myself, I liked Hillary because she was 75 years old and dressed quite lovely.
 
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Cornelius Pop said:
I used to meme dark Brandon a lot because it made Trumpfags seethe but seeing the narrative shift from a maliciously senile corrupt politician to whatever BIPOC slop kiked Hollywood says it is really ruins the fun.
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As the kids say, you're trying too hard. That meme is astroturfed to all hell by marketers that don't know shit about how memes develop. That'd be like if Doris Day had breast implants to compete with Jayne Mansfield.
 
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There is another article too right now where desperate ball washers of the media are trying to meme the term "cheapfake" into reality to describe literal true footage of real events they themselves have covered but in a way that doesn't make Biden look good.

They are basically making unironic use of "malinformation" (i.e. it's true but spread maliciously) as a justification to ignore criticism.
 
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Michael Wade said:
If Jack hasn't been to Epstein island he's still ok in my book. Just politically stupid like most celebrities.
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It's like triple hearsay that I couldn't be arsed to source, but I remember in like 2004-2005 listening to an episode of Loveline where a 15 year old girl called in about being in a relationship with a comedian, and Adam Corolla coaxed her into giving up enough details for someone listening to figure out it was Jack Black. IIRC his name was never stated on the show, just enough clues.

Not damning evidence to be sure, but it always stuck with me as genuine because she was retarded and honestly felt like she was trying to not give out who it was.
 
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