Inactive Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[TestTubePuppy]

Sara just made a cabbage salsa that is actually healthy for a change. No dairy fats, no sugars, no bacon.

 

[FickleFuck]

Sara just made a cabbage salsa that is actually healthy for a change. No dairy fats, no sugars, no bacon.

I'm surprised, but wouldn't be surprised to learn she followed it up with a Wanda pasta salad.

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Now we have "Smashed Chicken Tacos" with no chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ0RBcfhY0

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Is there such thing as Type-3 Diabetes? Feels like it should have "evolved" by now.

 

[Bees]

Is there such thing as Type-3 Diabetes? Feels like it should have "evolved" by now.

Yes, it’s when your pancreas suddenly stops working because you have cancer.

I first saw Sara in GBS a million years ago, I was so shocked to find Jamie wasn’t a skinny black guy.

 

[cybercybe]

Now we have "Smashed Chicken Tacos" with no chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ0RBcfhY0

It's ground chicken, about half a bottle of oil, and lots of heavy breathing.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

The latest turkey sloppy joes doesn't have anything egregious, aside from the wonder bread hamburger bun. But has she put on weight? When she raises the camera to her face, it looks twice as thick as normal. Maybe it's just the lens of the camera or something.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

The latest turkey sloppy joes doesn't have anything egregious, aside from the wonder bread hamburger bun. But has she put on weight? When she raises the camera to her face, it looks twice as thick as normal. Maybe it's just the lens of the camera or something.

All of the loons in her comments are claiming she's lost weight. Don't see it, myself.

 

[Rem Farms]

Adding additional fat to cook the lean ground turkey seems counterproductive.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Yes, it’s when your pancreas suddenly stops working because you have cancer.

I first saw Sara in GBS a million years ago, I was so shocked to find Jamie wasn’t a skinny black guy.

So, almost akin to what Patrick Swayze died from. I've just looked it up, and people with Alzheimer's are said to develop it, too. Good grief... You all know the words, I started a joke...

 

[F_Break]

Adding additional fat to cook the lean ground turkey seems counterproductive.

It can be necessary if you're not using a non stick pan, but she's probably just imitating all of the TV and internet cooks that habitually add at least a quarter cup of oil to the pan while calling it a tablespoon.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Ground turkey sticks bad. A little oil is a lot better than buckets of whole cream and mountains of shredded cheese and cream cheese like her normal recipes.

 

[cybercybe]

French Onion Dip Chicken Spread

Easy Banana Bread
That's banana CAKE.

 

[Constellationzero]

Pressing F for the trouse terlet.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Tupperware declared bankruptcy! Now what is Sara going to do (or had she already stopped selling it)?

 

[A Gay Retard]

Tupperware declared bankruptcy! Now what is Sara going to do (or had she already stopped selling it)?

She's been out of the Tupp game for a while, y'all.

 

[Black Death]

I keep hoping this retard will die, but she lumbers yet among us. Her cooking technique is shit, she has the personality of a harem warthog, and she is probably heavily inbred given how bizarrely tiny her forehead is and how derpy her face looks. Something just looks genetically off with her. Simpee is the personification of braindead useless eater.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I think she's cute as a button. She looks like a giant cupid.

 

[Black Death]

I think she's cute as a button. She looks like a giant cupid.

I have yet to see a depiction of Cupid that looks anywhere remotely as retarded as Simpee, but I have never met him/her/it personally. Perhaps he/she/it looks every bit as dysgenic, inbred, and retarded as Simpee. That is a hope to hold on to, and for which I thank thee.

And perhaps Cupid, if and when he/she/it cooks, practises hygiene every bit as poorly as Simpee does. Perhaps he/she/it even has a shit-stained chair floating in the clouds of his/her/its abode. Simpee eventually got rid of hers when enough people expressed disgust, but it likely lurks just out of camera range in the living room; one can dream it has become Jaime's preferred seating implement.

I'll take the top hats.

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As an aside, that rating is as retarded as Simpee: This whole forum exists because people are mat at the internet.

This cataclysmically retarded bitch cannot cook or bake worth a shit and she lies all the time about ingredients and cooking methodologies. It is clear that she does not understand what she is doing or why. Would that we could have seen Mee-Maw or whatever the fuck Simpee calls her, so that we might better understand the how and why of Simpee.

When she eventually farts off to the Great Pig Trough in the Sky(TM), I shall miss hate-watching her.

 

[Billy Fackin' Kimber]

Every time this thread gets bumped I wonder if she finally buttered herself to death. As far as deathfats go, she's alright, just makes slop and that's about it. No preaching, HAES bullshit, manipulation, grifting etc. just a pleasant, simpleminded glutton happy to potter in her kitchen. Godspeed.