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I'm convinced that jimbo's widow-fund is just his pat video, ready to go with a simple "publish" once he has become pepper.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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A candidate for random.txt.
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"Gollem." Remember when you actually had to be literate to call yourself a writer?
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Crypto Pat confirmed?
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Isn't FFWBT a self-professed LotR expert? This brainlet makes it so easy to debunk anything he says.
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We previously discussed exactly this and the consensus is that he is both utterly ignorant of the most basic fucking story elements of LOTR and his knowledge only extends to random lines he remembers from the movies which he autistically fixates on to (in his case for some reason "at dawn look to the east") and also that he is a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
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It's obvious that FFWBT is not familiar with the written works, for a number of reasons. One, I really find it hard to believe anyone, even an idiot, could actually read LotR and not become somewhat of a better writer.
Two, if you actually read LotR you realize that so many of the explicit themes, let along the underlying deeper works, are exceptionally powerfully anti-fat faggots with bitch tits. Entire books have been written about it, so much so that people have complained "it's too damn Catholic".
And if you are at all interested, the Letters of Tolkien are basically rants, and hilarious
Now hwat does that sound like? Fucking hell it's a description of fat's twitter!
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I have a hard time believing someone could read through the three main LotR books and not realize Gollum's name is in fact spelled Gollum.
Pat has, as far as I've seen, never refered to Gollum by his actual name, but rather similar variations like golem or gollem. So it don't seem like it's a misspelling but rather that he's mistaken about the characters name.
A mistake I could see someone make if they've only experienced Tolkiens work through watching the Peter Jackson movies, but not someone having read the books.
Pat has, as far as I've seen, never refered to Gollum by his actual name, but rather similar variations like golem or gollem. So it don't seem like it's a misspelling but rather that he's mistaken about the characters name.
A mistake I could see someone make if they've only experienced Tolkiens work through watching the Peter Jackson movies, but not someone having read the books.
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Ha my phone won't even let me type Gollem, it wants to make it Golem or Gollum.
my phucking phiece of shit phone is better at reading LotR that fats is
my phucking phiece of shit phone is better at reading LotR that fats is
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Pat liked his Big Fat Mexican Vacation so much that he mentioned buying a winter home in the Yucatan. I wonder if he would consider the beautiful and affordable town of Merida instead of Valladolid?
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So I tried the AI image to gif generator fatrick was sneering about on the classic dicksuckin-lips image of the pig and....im not sure that was a wise move
EDIT: HAHAHAHGHAHAAHBNAHAHHAZHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH I JUST FUCKIN REALISED IT AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED BITCHTITS ON HIM HOLY JESUS I CANT SNEED
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That camera dip. The fucking camera dip. All I can remember is some ancient video about helping a dog express its anal glands and the camera zoomed in and it was the same horror I see here.
However, it makes him look thinner.
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A bit portly, no?
AshtonsMoobs
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Apparently, PATPOSTING has been a thing for some time...
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Fatrick yet again smugly confirms the "rage erection" story
Nigga for fuck sake I was drinking a Dr Pepper Zer000 and spat it all over my screens when the pig face and ristas laugh were spliced in
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The same thing happened to me the first time I re-watched it.
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I think it may well be above his reading level, which considering his retard-tier GPA, is probably below the sixth grade.
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The only problem is that Caesar was competent and a massive over-achiever.
He was also by accounts likable, undoubtedly fit and not fat into his fifties.
Not only did he have biological children, including one with Cleopatra, he also adopted children, which makes him a better father than Fatrick.
There is no evidence either way that he ground up Nubian children to make Roman sausage, so that can be left to speculation.
But Romans of his era were not especially big meat eaters.
All in all, not a B.C. Fatrick.
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He not only never has read the books, because he's too dumb, but he has never even discussed them with anyone who has who has talked about Gollum, one of the most discussed characters in the series, because most of his friends are retarded pedophiles.